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British "X-files" Released to Public

Smivs writes "Britain's Ministry of Defence has just released files regarding investigations into UFO sightings between 1978 to 1987. Over the next three or four years, 160 files will be handed over to the National Archives. The first group of eight files, one of which is more than 450 pages long, is available today. The Guardian newspaper details many of the events in question, some interesting and many just bizarre. A similar release of UFO files by France's national space agency last year attracted more than 220,000 users on its first day, causing it to crash. To avoid such problems, the National Archives is using an external hosting company which can add extra capacity as needed to handle the web traffic."

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  1. British 'X-Files'? by muellerr1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the British X-Files was called 'Torchwood'?

    1. Re:British 'X-Files'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought the British X-Files was called 'Torchwood'?

      You're confused. That's the British gay porn show.
    2. Re:British 'X-Files'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought the British X-Files was called 'Torchwood'?

      You're confused. That's the British gay porn show. How come you know so much about it?
  2. Re:UFO Expert by hansraj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Paranoid Guy (PG), Other dude (OD):

    PG: The Government is out to get me man! They have traps everywhere for me.
    OD: Wtf? Why would they spend millions or billions after you. You are just_another_dude!
    PG: Exactly! They are all a bunch of crazies I tell ya. Why would they do that otherwise?
    OD: ...

  3. Re:Awesome by robably · · Score: 2, Funny

    The suit is a decoy. You need to follow the pyjamas.

  4. Proof at last by archammer2 · · Score: 5, Funny
    from TFA:

    Other reports are more credible. At quarter past midnight on Christmas Day 1985, three police officers in Woking were surprised by a white light descending on the Horsell area.


    Finally! Undeniable proof in the existance of Santa Claus! I knew it!
    1. Re:Proof at last by zobier · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're the only one who is going to RTFA. reading the (choice of for letter f words) article reading the (face |fact |fade |fado |fads |fags |fail |fain |fair |fake |fall |falx |fame |fane |fang |fano |fans |fard |fare |farl |farm |faro |fart |fash |fast |fate |fats |faun |faux |fava |fave |fawn |fays |faze |feal |fear |feat |feck |feds |feed |feel |fees |feet |fehs |fell |felt |feme |fems |fend |fens |feod |fere |fern |fess |feta |fete |fets |feud |feus |fiar |fiat |fibs |fice |fico |fido |fids |fief |fife |figs |fila |file |fill |film |filo |fils |find |fine |fink |fino |fins |fire |firm |firn |firs |fisc |fish |fist |fits |five |fixt |fizz |flab |flag |flak |flam |flan |flap |flat |flaw |flax |flay |flea |fled |flee |flew |flex |fley |flic |flip |flit |floc |floe |flog |flop |flow |flub |flue |flus |flux |foal |foam |fobs |foci |foes |fogs |fogy |fohn |foil |foin |fold |folk |fond |fons |font |food |fool |foot |fops |fora |forb |ford |fore |fork |form |fort |foss |foul |four |fowl |foxy |foys |fozy |frae |frag |frap |frat |fray |free |fret |frig |frit |friz |froe |frog |from |frow |frug |fubs |fuci |fuck |fuds |fuel |fugs |fugu |fuji |full |fume |fumy |fund |funk |funs |furl |furs |fury |fuse |fuss |futz |fuze |fuzz |fyce |fyke) article

      You've got me, which one is it?

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  5. Re:If you believe in alien spaceships on Earth... by Genady · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are you saying? Religion is really behind all the probing of young boys? We already knew that.

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  6. Well fuck me silly.... by neokushan · · Score: 3, Funny

    The truth really IS out there...and in an easy to read digital format, too!

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  7. But all the good stuff is blacked out so what is.. by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    But all the good stuff is blacked out so what is the point?

  8. Highlight by Gat0r30y · · Score: 4, Funny

    a number of people leaving a Tunbridge Wells pub one night reported seeing a strange craft "with red and green" lights, according to the released documents. Asked by police where the object seemed to be traveling, the pub crawlers said it appeared to be heading for London's Gatwick Airport. It didn't take a scientist to figure out it was a commercial plane making a routine approach.
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  9. Re:UFO Expert by tristian_was_here · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well I was once abducted by alien babes from planet hot and they had their way with me for science on their own planet.

    The sad thing is I woke up lying in my own bed

  10. Re:If you believe in alien spaceships on Earth... by uniquename72 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's exactly what they want us to think -- can't believe you fell for it.

  11. Re:parent poster is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes. The pattern leads you to being one of the ufo nuts.

  12. Re:parent poster is right by vslashg · · Score: 4, Funny

    it's like the film of lock ness, or bigfoot. Why hasn't a modern camera caught something yet?
    Gosh, you're right! Global warming must have killed Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster!
  13. You forgot 28 by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    28) And the wheel within the wheel would spin counter to the wheel, and it's bling was awesome.

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  14. Re:UFO Expert by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great. Yet another way I can fail to have sex.

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  15. Re:Take off the tinfoil hat by sentientbeing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look im no boaster,

    But you aint SEEN my ass, honey.

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  16. Re:UFO Expert by sentientbeing · · Score: 3, Funny

    I dont buy it. Theyre just showing us pictures of aliens because they dont want to tell us what they REALLY found.

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  17. Re:parent poster is right by gartogg · · Score: 4, Funny

    The problem with saying that people get their ideas about what the government does from movies is that the underlying assumption is that the government doesn't get them from the same place.

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  18. I Used to Get UFO Calls From the Public by aquatone282 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Way back in a previous life, when I was a USAF Recruiter working out of the Reno, Nevada office on Moana Lane, I would occasionally get a UFO report from an excited member of the public. The recruiting office was the only number listed under U.S. Air Force in the Reno phone book because the nearest Air Force base was located across the Sierra Nevada mountains in Sacramento, California.

    At first, I tried to explain that the local Air Force recruiting office wasn't the right place to report a UFO sighting, but then I realized what a gift these calls were.

    From then on, whenever a UFO report came in, I got as excited as the caller, asking them for details, etc. Then I explained I wasn't the correct office to report UFOs to and then gave them the number to the Nevada Air National Guard's base operations office.

    And I always told the caller to not take "no" as answer from whoever answered the phone.

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    1. Re:I Used to Get UFO Calls From the Public by Xaroth · · Score: 2, Funny

      That was you?! YOU BASTARD!

      Kidding, kidding...

  19. Re:parent poster is right by suggsjc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why hasn't a modern camera caught something yet?
    Because the aliens are actually smart enough to only appear:
    • moments when only antiquated cameras are available
    • redneck idiots are the only witnesses
    • bunch of people are stoned...so they think they are tripping out
    • I'm around so I can flash them with that stick thing from Men in Black
    • the coast is clear, so they can talk to Archer Quinn about perpetual motion
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  20. ASP by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 4, Funny
    "ASP, or Awareness during Sleep Paralysis" - It all makes sense now; that mind-numbing fear, the horrifying images, a total inability to do anything about it other than surrender to the sheer horror of it all.

    I always thought it stood for "Active Server Pages", silly me.

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  21. Re:UFO Expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Having been forced to code in ASP and ASP.NET many times, I've never been able to make it lucid, either. It has seemed like a bad, waking dream MANY times however.

  22. Re:Take off the tinfoil hat by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    No alien civilization is expending the mammoth amount of resources needed to traverse the vast distances of interstellar space just to stick a probe up your ass. Deal with it.

    One of the greatest moments in the history of TV occurred on a show I can't even remember now, though it was probably an old episode of the Daily Show.

    The show featured three different and independent UFO crazies who all claimed to have had close contact with aliens, and it brought them together to tell their tales.

    One of the guys claimed that he had been abducted and raped on a repeated basis. Not probed, raped, because the aliens intent was to impregnate him with their alien eggs, and I guess the human rectum was a viable implantation spot.

    One of the other crazies, who if I recall claimed that she had seen aliens wandering around the woods by her house, chimed in to say something along the lines of "That's just silly; nobody is gonna travel half way across the galaxy just to have anal sex with you."

    How do you know you're a true UFO crazy? When another UFO crazy tells you off for being too damn crazy! Oh man I about died that day; and it would have been okay because my life was complete.

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