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Swarming Ants Destroy Electronics in Texas

AntOverlords writes "Voracious swarming ants that apparently arrived in Texas aboard a cargo ship are invading homes and yards across the Houston area, shorting out electrical boxes and messing up computers. They have ruined pumps at sewage pumping stations, fouled computers and at least one homeowner's gas meter, and caused fire alarms to malfunction. They have been spotted at NASA's Johnson Space Center and close to Hobby Airport, though they haven't caused any major problems there yet."

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  1. First computer bug by adpsimpson · · Score: 4, Informative

    Interestingly, the first ever computer bug was also of the 'physical' variety - See here

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    1. Re:First computer bug by dotancohen · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must be new here He's an ant.
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    2. Re:First computer bug by karbonKid · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, it wasn't.

    3. Re:First computer bug by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Informative
      Interestingly, the first ever computer bug was also of the 'physical' variety - See here

      From the article you link to:

      So, where did the term "bug" come from?

      Well, the entry ("First actual case of bug being found.") shows that the term was already in use before the moth was discovered. Grace Hopper also reported that the term "bug" was used to describe problems in radar electronics during WWII [emph mine]
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    4. Re:First computer bug by Rie+Beam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "It has been just so in all of my inventions. The first step is an intuition, and comes with a burst, then difficulties arise--this thing gives out and [it is] then that 'Bugs'--as such little faults and difficulties are called--show themselves and months of intense watching, study and labor are requisite before commercial success or failure is certainly reached."

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    5. Re:First computer bug by IronMagnus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anyone find it interesting that one "Grace Hopper" reported that... dangerously similar to Grass Hopper... its an entire insect conspiracy!!!

    6. Re:First computer bug by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

      A male alate (winged ant)? If just a regular worker ant, then a female. All worker ants are females. I'll give you a hint. [S]He's posting at /.. The male:female ratio here rivals the matter:antimatter ratio of tapwater.
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    7. Re:First computer bug by Lijemo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then what makes them female?

      They are "not male". But that doesn't automatically make them female. By evolutionary design, no worker ant ever reproduces. To me, that says genderless. I'm open to the possibility that I'm wrong, if you can explain to me what it is that makes them allegedly "female".

    8. Re:First computer bug by SeaDuck79 · · Score: 3, Informative

      A queen bee is just a worker that is fed royal jelly, which is what allows her to reproduce. If the queen dies, another is chosen from among the workers.

    9. Re:First computer bug by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then what makes them female? You don't see them posting here, do you?
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    10. Re:First computer bug by Lijemo · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought it was the drones that could only mate once, but the queen bees weren't under that restriction? Or am I getting that mixed up with some other insect?

      (as an aside, speaking of only mating once: I remember reading that the female preying-mantis eating her mate's head thing was debunked: it turns out the researcher who discovered the phenomena was was keeping his mantises in starvation conditions. Apparently, when they are not starving to death, they don't resort to cannibalism.)

  2. Ob. post by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome our swarming ant overlords - just so long as they stay in YOUR neighborhood.

    1. Re:Ob. post by dextromulous · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is probably the closest we'll ever come to the situation that prompted Kent Brockman to say "And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords" and you go and screw it up! Hand in your nerd card, please. Hail ants!

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  3. Blame Apache by dintech · · Score: 4, Funny

    The ants are finally tired of building my Java code for me I see.

  4. Happens all the time Mexico by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Umm? Is this news? My friends living on an island near Cancun, Mexico have this problem all the time... for years...

    1. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by dotancohen · · Score: 3, Funny

      TFA says that the ants come from Caribean areas, so Mexico would be on the way as well. After reading TFA I'm a little worried for the people in the area, this looks like the start of something major. Typhoon, earthquake, killer ants, what next? Better get Bruce Willis to start astronaut training real soon.

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    2. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by ArhcAngel · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is news for nerds. It didn't become news until they started killing computers. Now we're incensed!

      Glad I live in North Houston. The buggers will never get past Pasadena! Nothing survives Pasadena.....for very long.

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    3. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by griffjon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Meh, they eat fire ants; so they're not all bad. If you're lucky enough to live far enough north not to know what a fire ant is, well... good.

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    4. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I'm torn on the issue. After all, anything that kills fire ants is good in my book. But is the cure worse than the disease? They don't have stingers, but they do bite. And they are fast, swarm by the billions, foul electronics and machinery, and are resistant to normal OTC pesticides. Instead of killing the other ants which are the food of the horny toad, it kills ladybugs and endangered birds.

      Fire ants are endemic and cause lots of problems, but they can be somewhat controlled. Who knows how far these ants will get out of control before we find effective means to fight them?

      In the end, I think I'm going to have to call this a "bad thing", with the fire-ant-eating part the "silver lining".

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    5. Re:Happens all the time Mexico by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I may be a retard, but why call me "fucking" retard?

      If he called you a "fucking" retard on Slashdot, it was probably meant as a complement. ^.^

      Besides: American website. Texas interest story.

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  5. It was only a matter of time ... by Falstius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Biological cyber warefare! Did anyone check their heads for lasers?

    1. Re:It was only a matter of time ... by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't be silly. These are ants, not sharks.

  6. Undocumented insects by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're just destroying the electronics that American ants won't.

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    1. Re:Undocumented insects by Dekortage · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Did anyone else read where these ants kill fire ants?

      Yeah, and "the ants also like to suck the sweet juices from plants, feed on such beneficial insects as ladybugs, and eat the hatchlings of a small, endangered type of grouse known as the Attwater prairie chicken." So while I am all for eliminating fire ants, maybe not at the expense of ladybugs and endangered animals? (well, ok, it's just a prairie chicken)

      I liked this part the best: "And when you do kill these ants, the survivors turn it to their advantage: They pile up the dead, sometimes using them as a bridge to cross safely over surfaces treated with pesticide." We're in trouble now.

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    2. Re:Undocumented insects by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      He should have deployed wave after wave of needle snakes. Gorillas love snake meat, and in the winter they freeze to death.

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  7. My electronics they can have.... by whoppo · · Score: 2, Funny

    .... just keep 'em out of my beer.

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    1. Re:My electronics they can have.... by cez · · Score: 2, Funny

      and my pants...

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  8. Everytime something like this happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... I'm impressed, by how fast we could be the losing species on this planet.

    Imagine a plague that we can't control, originating from such an incident. Small swarming animals are very much in advantage here because there is no big target that we could hit, and because they can reproduce in a more flexible way.

    Maybe we should think a bit more about our existence than being arrogant and making "I, for one..." jokes. ;)

    1. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 5, Funny

      Small swarming animals are very much in advantage here Fortunately, there are a limited number of Welshmen in the world.
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    2. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ants have been the most successful lifeform on the planet for a long time. Take a look at the Wikipedia article.

      "they may constitute up to 15 to 25% of the total terrestrial animal biomass"

      "56% of the genera represented on the Baltic amber fossils (early Oligocene), and 96% of the genera represented in the Dominican amber fossils (apparently early Miocene) still survive today"

      You are only alive because ants don't view you as a threat.

    3. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

      and because they can reproduce in a more flexible way.

      Hey! We humans can reproduce in many flexible ways. ^.~

    4. Re:Everytime something like this happens... by gd2shoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact right now the honeybee is quickly going from high population to endangered, and there's still no explanation why.
      ...
      ...it's very clear that they are NOT more adaptive. rather, they have simply filled a niche by nature, and are no longer there (or will be soon) since the niche is gone.
      Whoa there! Talk about leaping to conclusions. That niche is there greater than ever, and encouraged by our agricultural industry. There are myriad other possible explanations, but their niche collapsing isn't one of them!
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  9. Invasive Species by tetrahedrassface · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Yet another fine example of invasive species coming to the mainland on improperly inspected container cargo.

    Fire ants, Killer bees, Chestnut blight, Dutch Elm Disease, Sudden Oak Death (all invasive and here because of lax monitoring).

    No natural predators I bet, and not big news until they spread out across the U.S and degrade the living conditions in your area.

    The US should really have much more stringing inspections of container shipping. We can send a man to the moon but not inspect cargo. right?

    We rely on cheap goods as imports but fail to take into account the true cost of invasive species control. It is huge.

    1. Re:Invasive Species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yet another fine example of invasive species coming to the mainland on improperly inspected container cargo.

      Fire ants, Killer bees, Chestnut blight, Dutch Elm Disease, Sudden Oak Death (all invasive and here because of lax monitoring). You forgot Europeans from that list.
    2. Re:Invasive Species by dnwq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course we can inspect cargo. It's just more expensive to do so. Which is greater, the cost of dealing with invasive species or the cost of preventing their entry? Even a minor accident can nullify everything spent on prevention, so inspections must be designed to very very strict tolerances - invulnerable to bribery, bureaucratic laziness, tourists sneaking pets across, etc. Are you really sure you want to spend more on the latter?

    3. Re:Invasive Species by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're gonna be pedantic, even the original humans in the Americas came from elsewhere. :-)

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  10. Voids Warranty? by SpinningCone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i used to work for a satellite TV company and insect infestation is was specifically mentioned under the "acts of God" portion of the warranty (more specifically as not covered under said warranty).

    in training there were a few tales floating around of people calling in with their receiver boxes killed by ants.

  11. Treat that with penecillin by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 5, Funny

    "paratrenicha species near pubens"

    Is it just me, or does that sound like some type of STD?
    1. Re:Treat that with penecillin by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, more like a sexually transmitted parasite.
      It's a baby, you insensitive clod!
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  12. Leiningen versus the Ants by Iamthecheese · · Score: 5, Interesting
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  13. Happened to me by naz404 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I live in the tropics, and for some bizarre reason, this colony of red ants that have taken residence at our place have started making beelines for my PCs

    At one point I was wondering why some keys in my keyboard stopped responding when I found the damn ants had eaten the rubber linings under the keys!

    I've now had to resort to drawing circles of protection around my electronics with insecticide chalk to keep the damn critters out...

    1. Re:Happened to me by mikael · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Probably the sweet smell given off by the sealant used to prevent circuit boards from rusting, if not the components themselves (capacitors, coils etc..)

      Even a rinsed out soft drinks can has enough sugar to attract ants.

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    2. Re:Happened to me by AceJohnny · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've now had to resort to drawing circles of protection around my electronics with insecticide chalk to keep the damn critters out... I draw pentagrams. Keeps ants and demons away!
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    3. Re:Happened to me by ortholattice · · Score: 5, Informative
      I don't know about red ants, but for the big black (carpenter?) ants invading my kitchen, the Terro liquid, which I think is just a sugar solution with 5% borax - you could probably make it yourself, but why bother - was a miracle. I had this problem for many years every spring and summer, and those Raid-type plastic "ant traps" that I put all over the place seemed to have no effect at all.

      I put a large drop of this stuff on a piece of cardboard and left it on in a corner of the kitchen counter. Within a day, the ants formed a crowded circle around the drop voraciously drinking it up to the point that their bellies swelled up, with a long line of ants going to wherever under the sink they came from. Over several days they went through a third of a small bottle of the stuff! You could see a few apparently coming back for seconds, weak and shaky. Then they were suddenly gone, totally and completely. This was 2 years ago, and they've never come back.

      The Terro bottle says it's for "sweet-eating ants" - I thought all ants loved sweets, so I don't know what that means.

    4. Re:Happened to me by consonant · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ditto. When I lived in Chennai in India, my laptop would get ant swarms all around. And when did I realize I had lost some of my keys? When I tried to log in, and the OS wouldn't accept my password, 'cos of course, a key wasn't working. Walked over to a neighbour's system, looked up keycode for the 'h' key, walked back and logged in. I got lucky though - the keys for the keycode were not affected by the ants! (FWIW, a ThinkPad service centre promptly replaced the affected keys, blinking a bit at the bizarre story. Evidently, ants do NOT void your warranty :-D)

    5. Re:Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Some ants like to eat grease and will ignore sweets. For these ants, I mix the Terro liquid with peanut butter or butter (they love butter). The borax works like tiny pieces of glass that tear the ant bodies apart from the inside. Eventually the queen is fed the borax and the colony dies.

    6. Re:Happened to me by Bazer · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would too but the last time I did it, my BSD died.

    7. Re:Happened to me by jchernia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That Terro stuff is great, you watch them gorge on it and a week later they are gone (works for Argentine Ant that we have in California). Unfortunately I read that Terro doesn't work on these ants.

      I wonder who would win an ant war between Argentine Ants and these - I've read that they have yet to find an ant that reliably wins against the Argentine ant.

  14. Not that uncommon. by Thornae · · Score: 5, Informative

    My company often has ant trouble with electronic equipment installed in the far North of Queensland, in Australia.
    Unless boxes are very tightly sealed, they'll get into the electronics and destroy them - usually by creating shorts or damaging PCB tracks.

    We've had a few boards sent back that reeked so strongly of ants that you could smell it through the packaging. Generally, they're too damaged to be worth repairing.

    Anecdotally, I've heard of a number of other companies having similar problems with installations in tropical areas. I'm not sure if it's a problem specific to electronics, or if it's just a case of the ants getting into everything, and the electronics being particularly vulnerable.

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    1. Re:Not that uncommon. by Agripa · · Score: 3, Informative

      As a matter of interest, what do ants smell like?

      They smell like formic acid if you get enough of them.

  15. rhedi_phredi by rhedi_phredi · · Score: 3, Funny

    But do they eat paper ballots as well as Diebold voting machines?

  16. WotW by Fuzzums · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The chances of anything coming from earth..

    And our flying monsters will be destroyed by something as small as an ant eating it's way through yet an other o-ring :(

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  17. And your solution is? by Kupfernigk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Ban imports?

    Go and look at a container ship, then tell me how you propose to inspect it. Have you any idea how many inspectors would be needed, or how long it would take?

    Actually, ants are the least of your worries. It's been pointed out by security specialists that container ships are an ideal way for terrorists to bring in the parts of nuclear weapons. While they're pretending to make things safe at airports, there's a 20-lane superhighway wide open into almost all developed countries, consisting of uninspectable shipping containers and artic trailers. Bomb parts can have their radiation reduced to background levels easily enough, put them in a container full of auto parts and nothing will detect them.

    It's one world, for good or bad, and we have to live with it. Blaming foreigners is unlikely to be productive. These things are a cost that we bear because we no longer live in isolated tribal groups or city states, with an average GNP per head of about 600 1980 dollars, or whatever the last estimate was.

    Realistically, even a 15kt bomb being exploded by terrorists in the middle of NY or Boston would do less harm to civilisation than natural causes do from time to time, and these ants are equally unlikely to do severe long term damage.

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    1. Re:And your solution is? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Realistically, even a 15kt bomb being exploded by terrorists in the middle of NY or Boston would do less harm to civilisation than natural causes do from time to time,

      Yes, but try saying that about 9/11 and see what reactions you'll get by most people. The difference, apparently, is intent. I don't get it either, but 3000 people killed by a bunch of madmen is somehow worse that 15000 to 40000 people killed by a natural catastrophe. Heck, the 2004 Tsunami "only" claimed 225000 people.

      On the other hand, with a population of over 8 million people, a nuclear bomb isn't even in the same ballpark as the above mentioned earthquake. An unannounced nuclear attack on NYC is going to dwarf regular natural disasters. (Ignoring supervolcanoes and meteor impacts)

      For reference: 10 deadliest natural disasters

    2. Re:And your solution is? by failedlogic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But they can still cause a problem - though not to the epic proportions of a NCB weapon could. Wether the port city is small or large where the goods are usually imported for consumption by other cities there are a finite number of people in that city, and a much larger number of people to distribute the goods to in other cities. You're never going to be able to inspect 100% of the goods coming in, unless everyone in the port city is a customs inspector.

      Critters and insects still post a problem:
      Bugs and other critters are something we don't think about being a nuisance in most of North America because it generally impacts the southern US the most. At the least, as a Canadian, I only have to worry about mosquitos in the summer. Not a colony of electorphilic ant colonies killing my air conditioner and computer. That being said, insects and critters can still ruin a good day for anyone, particularly as we import goods from other countries. Its happened more than a few times in Canada where a venomous spider, scorpion and a few other nasties have shown up in the grocery store with the bananas or in someone's grocery bag.

    3. Re:And your solution is? by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, ants are the least of your worries. It's been pointed out by security specialists that container ships are an ideal way for terrorists to bring in the parts of nuclear weapons.

      Worse yet, The Terrorists are right now working on transporter beams that they will surely use to wreak havoc all around us. Our only hope to combat this threat is to completely forfeit what remains of our civil liberties and tithe ever more of our incomes to the burgeoning security partnership of government and industry, whose only interest is vigilance for our protection.

      It also wouldn't hurt to invade another country or two.

    4. Re:And your solution is? by Intron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "What if they had managed to land in the datacenter of a major financial institution?"

      Then some rich people would lose some money while a bunch of other rich people would make some.

      "What if it were a nuclear power plant supplying electricity to millions of homes?"

      Oh my gosh. Power might go off for 2 days while the problem was sorted out. Do you remember the ice storm in Canada in 1998? Didn't think so.

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    5. Re:And your solution is? by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you any idea how many inspectors would be needed, or how long it would take? Too bad we don't have millions of people out of work. Heck, if there were zillions more trying to get into this country to work hard for low pay, we'd really be in business.

      Its ridiculous how many problems this country could solve by utilizing the human resources that are currently sitting fallow. All because we stubbornly hold out for some high tech solution. We would literally rather watch our bridges collapse and live with the possibility of nuclear terrorism rather than do things the old fashioned way (i.e. the way that this country was built in the first place).

      Actually, ants are the least of your worries. True. And the nukes don't rate that highly either. Neither worries me as much as the way that apathy increasingly passes for wisdom.
    6. Re:And your solution is? by eth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      9/11 didn't "just" kill 3000 people. It also caused the erosion of rights and privacy for an additional 300 million, and triggered two wars.

    7. Re:And your solution is? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, it triggered only one war. The war on Afghanistan, the other one is in fact unrelated. As far as the erosion of rights and privacy: well, we allowed it, didn't we? ("You", actually, since I'm not a US citizen) Why weren't you on the street protesting to protect your rights? Why aren't you actively fighting to retain and reclaim your rights and privacy? Ranting on slashdot doesn't really count, you know.

      I know it's cliché, but by allowing the government to take away your rights, you let the terrorists win.

    8. Re:And your solution is? by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While Iraq had no connection to the attacks on 9/11/01, such a connection was fabricated later. The Bush administration could never have persuaded the American people to support invading Iraq if the 9/11 attacks hadn't occurred.

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    9. Re:And your solution is? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I pointed out that the headcount of a exceptional terrorist attack (9/11) is way lower than the headcount of a exceptional natural disaster.

      Heck, the headcount of an exceptional terrorist attack (9/11) is lower than the number of people who drown each year.

      And how about deaths from heart disease, or cancer? Bacon double cheeseburgers and lack of exercise are far more deadly to Americans than Al Qaeda.

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  18. Re:Serious Problem by Vectronic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "...Ant are warm blooded [Citation Needed]..."

  19. Re:Serious Problem by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Informative

    Cold Blooded animals tend to be attracted to heat. Warm Blooded animals produce their own.

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  20. Paratrechina sp. nr. pubens more details by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 5, Informative
  21. Phase IV? Anyone? by stirz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This 1970s sci-fi movie immediately came to my mind: Phase IV. In this movie, some scientist study ants which collaborate to spread in a desert-like area and also start to sabotage the science-lab short-cirtuiting computers and AC.

    scary thing that those creatures really exist :-)

    1. Re:Phase IV? Anyone? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I didn't think so, because of the lack of poison.

      And that's after actually thinking about Phase IV the other day when I crushed almost a dozen new fire ant queens within the space of about two hours.

      Anyhow, the only thing good about these "crazy ants" seems to be that they kill fire ants. That's it. I don't know if the trade-off is worth it. And I live in Texas, about 200-300 miles from Houston, so of course I hate fire ants with a passion.

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  22. Re:Serious Problem by spikedvodka · · Score: 3, Funny

    Serious Problem: Posting on /. Before Coffee

    News at 11

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  23. Stupid Ants ... by HW_Hack · · Score: 4, Funny

    don't they know about not messing with Texas

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  24. I had these in my apartment. by dino2gnt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In 2002 or 2003 while living in Pasadena, my roommate and I were cleaning, and tried to move our N64 from the floor to a shelf. Under it, we found a brown mass which turned out to me a massive clump of these ants. We hosed them in insecticide, cleaned up the mess, and figured it was just a freak occurrence. A few days later I found a similar clump completely engulfing the powerhead on a small tank of cichlids. Being that cichlids will eat anything, I used a water bottle and hosed them all into the tank to be devoured. I had to replace the powerhead afterwards, and the N64 never worked right again.

    The complex wrote it off as a side-effect of the recent heavy rain, and did nothing.

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  25. Re:Thanks Rachel by Dekortage · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Right, because Rachel Carson must be a witch from hell itself for wanting to reduce pesticides that cause birth defects and death?

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  26. As long as they only eat your computer... by boombasticman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In southern india someone stored all his earnings in the form of paper for his later retirement into a bank vault.

    After some years time he looked into his box to see only some pieces left and some bugs which ate his money. The bank vault was not completly tight and the warm humid weather did it's part in this sad drama, too.

    The bank could not be held liable, because it warned its customers of the bug problem long ago. And even when they were liable, they only would have to pay his money for the rent of his box, which is not much rupies instead of his financial damage.

    Morale of the story: Don't think something lasts forever. Your DVD's are due in about 15 years time. HD and Blueray much shorter, so don't store your money on it.

  27. Locusts by drooling-dog · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think that "acts of God" applies specifically to locusts...

    1. Re:Locusts by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, "acts of God" refers to any loss that a warranty or an insurance company can weasel itself out of covering.

  28. Obvious solution by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Funny

    A moat filled with gasoline.

  29. Whoops, There Goes Another ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    My god, will no one think of the rubber tree plants!?

  30. Ants by maxrate · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn you Wesley Crusher and your wild nanites!

  31. Re:Serious Problem by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Informative

    +5 Informative on this post... Come on it is just a minor correction, coming from a slip in words. Oh lets highly moderate simple corrections at the expense of actually good topic. Man you guys are so anial to think my above post is worth that much.

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  32. It's the insulation, I think. by Hasai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For some reason, certain species of ants consider wiring insulation delicious, which can lead to some interesting situations.

    Once when I was down in Panama, a swarm of ants got into a street-side power junction box that supplied industrial-class juice to three huge aircraft hangars. The cute little buggers immediate set themselves to devouring all the insulation off of the main power feeds, and when those arm-thick bundles of now-bare copper came into contact. . . .

    BOOM!

    The nearest hangar was five stories tall. The shredded remains of that junction box landed on the roof. And I swear it rained ants for the next half hour....
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  33. Re:Serious Problem by street+struttin' · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, ok. So we just need to make cold computers. How hard could that be?

  34. Re:Uhmmm... by hyades1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "They are the size of fleas but they eat ladybugs? How does that work, exactly?"

    The key word here is "they". It's plural. I eat cows...but not by myself.

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  35. Bring 'em on! by kd5sfk · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I read the headline, I thought they were talking about fire ants--which would be very old news. Fire ants invaded the country decades ago. We've known for years that fire ants have an affinity for electrical equipment. But these little buggers eat fire ants, so I say bring 'em on. I don't see how anything that eats fire ants can be considered to be a pest.

  36. Re:Smug New Englander by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

    I live in new england, Massachusetts, the next town over from Boston. It gets below zero (F) in the winter, and gets above 100 (F) in the summer. It rains a lot. It has heat waves. Thanks for the warning. I'll just deal with the ants.

  37. Re:Thanks Rachel by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tell that to the millions saved every year from malaria by DDT.

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  38. Peace Corps Volunteer by QuantumAbyss · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was working in The Gambia none too long ago. We'd have ant problems there too - they'd eat UPSs, network cables, etc. Real pain. The best way to deal with them when we could was to put the swarmed device out in the sun. For whatever reason they didn't like that. I don't know if this is the same variety of ant, but it might work...

  39. Re:Serious Problem by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Easy. It is all part of Quantum computing. With Quantum computing they work best when turned off so... All we need to do is have a bunch of Quantum computer processing a large amounts of data without returning any input. thus they will all run cool

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  40. Old news and other incidents (even photos.). by antdude · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This has been known for many years. Here are more taken from my personal ant Web site:

    Ants in yer... Pants? NOT! (Toshiba notebook/laptop); Ants Invade Apple iBook.

    Ants In
    My Nokia Mobile Phone (A Yahoo! account is required).

    Ants in Omniview switchboxes: An e-mail story of ants invading a network
    switchbox. Thanks nTrFace.

    Argentine ants invade a network hub.

    Ants had taken up residence in a guy's external hard drive: Ontrack
    and Computerworld
    (seen on /.).

    A photograph showing ants nesting in a guy's phone box, affecting his DSL connection and phone system.

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  41. Re:Serious Problem by The_Unforgiven · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh, excuse me, I think you mean "anal". :)

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  42. Holy crap by oGMo · · Score: 2, Funny
    Swarm around electronics... general pests... don't like the sun...

    Nerd ants!

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  43. Re:Thanks Rachel by Dekortage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's quote Carson herself: "No responsible person contends that insect-borne disease should be ignored.... Practical advice should be 'Spray as little as you possibly can' rather than 'Spray to the limit of your capacity' ... Pressure on the pest population should always be as slight as possible."

    Doesn't sound like she wanted to eliminate DDT, does it? Rather, she wanted its use scaled back from what she saw as excessive.

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  44. Article Corrections by mattOzan · · Score: 3, Informative

    The author of this article misspelled the name of the ant. I tried Googling "paratrenicha species near pubens" and came up only with results pointing back to this one article.

    Correctly spelled, the ant's name is "Paratrechina sp. nr. pubens." It has not yet been identified to the species level, hence the "species near" bit.

    Also, what's with this sentence?

    They also bite humans, though not with a stinger like fire ants.

    No insect bites with a stinger. It's two different ends, folks! I frequently hear someone yelp, "That bee just bit me!" No, she stung you. Honeybees don't even have chewing mouthparts capable of biting--they just suck nectar with a siphon-like structure.

    Fun Fact: Only female insects sting, since a stinger is actually a modified ovipositor. Thankfully, mammals like our ladies haven't yet evolved venomous uses for their reproductive parts.

  45. Re:different... ummmm, not pick a fight... by JetScootr · · Score: 2, Informative

    But the pics shown for paratrechina are the ant I was talking about. around here, we call'em 'sugar ants', not cuz they eat sugar or cuz that's the "official" name, but cuzza they way they run around like crazy. It's a name coincidence, cuz most people aren't bugologists, so they just come up with "unapproved names". After awhile, that's what everyone in the area calls'em. What they are now calling the "crazy ant", including the pics and descriptions on the site you linked, are (uh, WERE is more likely now) called 'sugar ants'. Sorry for the confusion. The paratrechina as shown and described in the news has been around Houston for many many years longer than the news reports claim.

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  46. From an ant expert (not me)... by antdude · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://antfarm.yuku.com/topic/7013/master/1/

    "Worker ants are female because they are genetically female (with different details, but along the lines of human with two X-chromosomes per cell being female, vs those with an X and a Y being male). Worker ants also have at least vestigial ovaries and stings, which are female reproductive and modified egg-laying organs, respectively.

    Also, not all worker ants are non-reproductive. Many can lay eggs that give rise to males, most often when they are away from the influence of the queen. In some ant species, the workers and queens are not, or barely, morphologically distinguishable. Finally, in a small number of ant species that do have distinct queen and worker body types, there is evidence that workers can lay eggs that give rise to other workers..."

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