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Black Holes Don't Trap Information Forever

sciencehabit writes "New calculations suggest that black holes are not a one-way street. Anything that falls into them may eventually come out. The findings lend important support to quantum gravity, but fly in the face of Einsteinian relativity. They also support Stephen Hawking's reluctant admission that information couldn't be destroyed by black holes. Penn State researcher Ahbay Ashtekar was quoted saying, 'Once we realized that the notion of space-time as a continuum is only an approximation of reality, it became clear to us that singularities are merely artifacts of our insistence that space-time should be described as a continuum.' Let the physics infighting begin."

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  1. Oh great... by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I can't even wipe my drives by throwing them into a black hole?!? Grumble... (fires up microwave)

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    1. Re:Oh great... by Tanktalus · · Score: 4, Funny

      That was along my line of thought when seeing the title, except in reverse. I was thinking this was going to be a great way to store long-term backups.

    2. Re:Oh great... by ghstridr · · Score: 3, Funny

      So..........we may have interstellar bags of holding?

  2. pretty continua by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Continua are so much prettier mathematically though. Couldn't quantisation just be an artifact of a closed universe i.e. standing wave modes in a finitely sized continuum ? Quantum theory is so damn *ugly* compared to GR and its extensions (Kaluza-Klein, Einstein-Cartan). Sigh.

    1. Re:pretty continua by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its just that the simulator for this universe has a cell-size, so anything below a plank length is just being approximated to speed up the calculations.

    2. Re:pretty continua by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 4, Funny

      >> Couldn't quantisation just be an artifact of a closed universe i.e. standing wave modes in a finitely sized continuum ?

      Yes, however, I think the more critical questions are:

      Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
      Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
      Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
      Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

    3. Re:pretty continua by Gerzel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't worry.

      This too will be shown to just be an approximation which doesn't actually reflect how the universe works.

      That's all physics is in the end.

    4. Re:pretty continua by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

      Continua are so much prettier mathematically though
      I can see you're not a computer scientist! Give me finite discrete quantities any day :)
    5. Re:pretty continua by pclminion · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just because we haven't figured out the beautiful way to describe it doesn't mean it's not beautiful. I think both GR and QM are inherently beautiful for revealing to us that the universe really doesn't work at all in the way we think it does. We're too large to experience everyday quantum effects, too small for relativistic effects. We live in the boring middle. Whether the math is beautiful or not, the reality certainly is.

    6. Re:pretty continua by William+Robinson · · Score: 5, Funny
      Single answer.

      It's turtles all the way down :)

    7. Re:pretty continua by joggle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's a metaphysical question. Is the universe infinitely complex? Most physicists don't believe it is. If you try doing some google searches along the line of 'infinitely complex universe' you may find some interesting metaphysics debates on the subject.

    8. Re:pretty continua by MadnessASAP · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hah! That pretty much describes all the science classes I've ever taken. First day of class always went something like this "Just kidding all that hard work you did was actually pointless. This is hows the universe "actually" works. *snicker*"

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    9. Re:pretty continua by ilikepi314 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know that I'd call it boring though; it's the most exciting! The extremes are easy (well, maybe I should say "easy", or even better, "easier") to understand, but the middle ground is where the real action happens. The beautiful interplay between the two realms! I just went to a seminar today about new materials that exist in the ... mesoscale I believe the term is? Anyway, in between large and small, and in that realm, there are a lot of crazy interactions that you can't simply neglect like you would in either extreme. It's a place that's full of life because of all those interactions, and I think will ultimately be a great way to help us choose the better models over the worse -- if a model still provides correct answers in these complex interactions, it must be much more on the right track. Anyway, I'm probably way off-topic but figured I'd put in my two cents.

    10. Re:pretty continua by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      This too will be shown to just be an approximation which doesn't actually reflect how the universe works. That's all physics is in the end.

      +0.99999997387120382 Insightful

    11. Re:pretty continua by GunFodder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suspect most physicists would rather believe that they are working towards a final description of the universe rather than just another step on an infinite progression.

      Asking a physicist if the universe is infinitely complex is like asking a salesman if his product is shoddy. They both have a vested interest in the answer.

    12. Re:pretty continua by debatem1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ok- mind representing one hundred duotrigintillion * 2^32,582,657-1 for me real quick? Thanks ;)

    13. Re:pretty continua by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That doesn't make sense. If eventually the universe was completely described, what use would there be for science? It would be good for one person's place in the history books to discover the Ultimate Final Secret of the Entire Universe, but boring as hell thereafter.

      Probably anyone would like to make a discovery on that scale, but which world would you rather live in?

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    14. Re:pretty continua by srussia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Continua are so much prettier mathematically though. I submit the Mandelbrot Set as a counterexample.
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    15. Re:pretty continua by utnapistim · · Score: 3, Informative

      Continua are so much prettier mathematically though. [...] Quantum theory is so damn *ugly* compared to GR and its extensions (Kaluza-Klein, Einstein-Cartan). Sigh.


      I wouldn't call quantum theory ugly, just counter-intuitive, and that, I think, comes from the fact that at our magnification level, we don't see anything that behaves quite like anything at quantum level.

      The most insightful thing I've ever read on that is Feynman's introduction to quantum theory:

      On the other hand, I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. So do not take the lecture too seriously, feeling that you really have to understand in terms of some model what I am going to describe, but just relax and enjoy it. I am going to tell you what nature behaves like. If you will simply admit that maybe she does behave like this, you will find her a delightful, entrancing thing. Do not keep saying to yourself, if you can possible avoid it, "But how can it be like that?" because you will get 'down the drain', into a blind alley from which nobody has escaped. Nobody knows how it can be like that.
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    16. Re:pretty continua by zeromorph · · Score: 4, Funny

      +0.99999997387120382 Insightful

      according to the accuracy of measurement

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    17. Re:pretty continua by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because we haven't figured out the beautiful way to describe it doesn't mean it's not beautiful. I think both GR and QM are inherently beautiful for revealing to us that the universe really doesn't work at all in the way we think it does.

      Perhaps that explains why we find women attractive.

    18. Re:pretty continua by hvm2hvm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, and even dumber, the Universe would then be very limited. An infinitely complex Universe gives infinite possibilities. If you have some strict rules that tell you exactly what you can do, you will reach a point of perfection which in turn leads to stagnation. That would suck.

      On the other hand maybe the Universe has some simple and strict rules but we can't grasp them (yet) and the infinite complexity is an illusion brought by the fact that our way of thinking is changing all the time. I'm not referring only to the scientific part because psychology, philosophy, even religion interfere with scientific advances.

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    19. Re:pretty continua by mazarin5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's a tough choice; futility or having nothing to do next.

      Then again, even if there is no end, there's always the next secret waiting, and who know what that could be? If there's no end to what we could know and what we could do, then life may take an inconceivable direction.

      Even if we do discover the last secret though, there will be a million minds invested in the application of those secrets, and it's my naive hope, for the betterment of mankind.

      (Also, I wanted to make a pun about black hole being black boxes, but I just don't think it's going to work out.)

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    20. Re:pretty continua by Herve5 · · Score: 5, Informative

      You remind me of what Lord Kelvin was telling his students 100 years ago. Something like: "I'm sad for you, since the Physics is now complete" . Just after that sentence, quantum physics and relativity were discovered ;-)

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    21. Re:pretty continua by rtb61 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      That has always been the problem when you make the universe infinite, the only effective way of doing so is to define infinity as a dimensions and reality is just the expression of finite probabilities, even when any fraction of infinity is infinite in itself.

      An interesting way of expressing this is with a coin toss. A finite probability of two possible results, heads or tails. However that coin toss can also be infinitely complex when you consider a far more complex reaction, like which calcium atoms would transfer from the surface of your thumb nail to the surface of the table during that same experiment, a result that would not only be governed by the orbital motions of the sub atomic particles making up the surface of the your nail, the coin and the table but also the larger motions of galaxy altering gravity, major electro magnetic fields and your only own personal reactions, a infinitely complex calculation far beyond our abilities to forecast.

      The interesting point being that based upon significance, an 'in reality' infinitely complex reaction can be reduced to the simple finite result of heads or tails, hmm, the nature of our universe and, the importance of relativity and significance.

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    22. Re:pretty continua by master_p · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The universe may be infinitely complex, but that does not mean it can not be described with a single mathematical formula. PI is infinite, but it can represented by the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle.

      Perhaps the universe's formula is something like a fractal, with infinite complexity and depth.

    23. Re:pretty continua by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Understanding the entire universe is kind of like knowing every human being that ever lived and will be born, except that every human being that ever lived and will ever be born are only a teeny tiny fraction of one of the infinite number of planets in the universe itself.

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    24. Re:pretty continua by skeeto · · Score: 3, Funny

      This too will be shown to just be an approximation which doesn't actually reflect how the universe works. That's all physics is in the end. +0.99999997387120382 Insightful

      So the universe isn't so complex after all: it simply runs on a Pentium.

    25. Re:pretty continua by Intron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "There are grounds for cautious optimism that we may now be near the end of the search for the ultimate laws of nature."
        - Stephen Hawking making the same mistake much more recently

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    26. Re:pretty continua by mikiN · · Score: 2, Funny

      (proposition of formula describing the structure of the Universe)

      "I have a truly marvelous proof of this proposition which this text box is too narrow to contain."

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    27. Re:pretty continua by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Funny

      He used a Pentium computer. Running Windows.

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    28. Re:pretty continua by fredrated · · Score: 2

      The universe is the simulation. Why run a simulation of a universe when you can run a universe? After all, any simulation is going to be just an approximation of what would happen in a universe. And you can't create a complete universe, start to finish, unless you create a deterministic universe. To create a universe where random events occur you have to run the universe so the random events resolve themselves into one outcome or another. I postulate that a run of a universe is over once all of the random events have resolved.

    29. Re:pretty continua by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 5, Funny
      I've always wondered about the following:

      if two particles are quantum-entangled, and you separate them, they remain entangled and you can monitor the state of one using the other. (Although I never understood what happens when one particle is accelerated to near light speed: how do two particles on different time scales stay connected?)

      So now drop one particle of the pair into a black hole.

      If they remain entangled, then you clearly have a way to pass information out of the black hole (although time may be stretched so it's not instantaneous anymore). This breaks known physics.

      If their entanglement is broken off, then it means the gravitation boundary of a black hole trumps quantum entanglement. But that breaks known physics.

      I'll take questions from the audience now. Yes, Dr Kip Thorne?

      Thorne: You bastard.

    30. Re:pretty continua by timeOday · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you just did!

    31. Re:pretty continua by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > You grow, shrink, and twist in 4 spatial dimensions, X/Y/Z/T.

      That statement implies the existence of a second kind of time. If only x,y,z,t exist then you don't "do" anything in that four-dimensional space. You simply exist as a static four-dimensional object in a static four-dimensional universe.

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    32. Re:pretty continua by TheWizardOfCheese · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Feynman said something even more apposite to the topic. I don't have the quotation handy, so I'll have to paraphrase. He observed that so long as you treated space as a continuum, then you needed an infinite amount of information to describe what is going on in any finite volume, no matter how small. He considered that counterintuitive - why should you need an infinite amount of information to describe something arbitrarily small? Gregory Chaitin put it another way, when he said that he didn't believe in real numbers. He wasn't disputing the numbers, of course, but rather that real numbers could be applied to anything real, such as space, time, mass, or energy.

      Most people find their intuition works the opposite way - why should there be a limit on how finely you can chop up space? And if there is a limit, why is it one size and not another?

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    33. Re:pretty continua by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question of how complex it is is purposeless, what we are really asking is how complex is our measuring instrument, and since that measuring instrument is inside the universe we are trying to measure, it's for sure bigger than the smallest particle.

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    34. Re:pretty continua by adavies42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I really don't get this attitude--why is a universe that works counter to our intuitions more beautiful than one that is easy to understand? It's like the quotes from early QM people saying that the fact that the theory made no sense was what proved it was true--WTF, over?

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    35. Re:pretty continua by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
      Quantum entanglement will probably end up seeming entirely intuitive to physicists in a couple of generations.

      In the mean time, a reasonable stab at an intuitive understanding is that two particles of unknown state are entangled when the examination of one reveals the state of both.

      The "spooky" things about entanglement are that (a) the unknown state can persist for long time intervals and (b) the quantum states of one of the particles cannot be fully described without knowing the quantum states of the other. Part of the "(b)" problem is that fully describing one particle automatically therefore fully describes the other.

      Another problem is that absent full knowledge of the local piece of the entangled pair limits the amount of knowledge one has of the entire local system, possibly in significant ways (Schroedinger's cat). A remote viewer who "collapses" the pair can know about a massive local change, even if the distance is such that the remote viewer cannot communicate the full quantum state because of the fundamental information sharing speed limit (speed of light in vacuum).

      In classical world, this is like having two synchronized long-running count down timers, one of which is attached to a bomb that is transported a long way away. When the local clock reaches "0", one reasonably believes that the bomb has gone off, even if the news confirming that will take some to arrive.

      The difference is that in classical world there are lots of ways in which the remote bomb might not go off at all (or precisely at "local 0"). In entanglement experiments, the observation of local state invariably triggers simultaneous collapse of the remote system. There is no completely accepted explanation for this.

      how do two particles on different time scales stay connected?


      We don't know.

      So now drop one particle of the pair into a black hole.


      We don't know what that will do either.

      If they remain entangled, then you clearly have a way to pass information out of the black hole


      No, that is not clear. If they remain entangled you simply know the full motion of the other half of the entangled pair within the black hole system. Since you don't really know anything at all about the black hole system, that doesn't really cause information leakage problems. Likewise, if dropping half of an entangled pair into a black hole breaks entanglement, there is no information problem, since you do not really know anything about the black hole system. That is, the black hole system is not really using its half of the entangled pair as a "trigger" for timing something inside or outside the black hole system.

      This sort of thing was thought about with the Unruh effect and Hawking radiation. Whether the entangled partner pops out of the black hole "eventually" still entangled or not could take a very very long time to be testable in principle...

      With a microscopic black hole you could throw entangled pairs at it, wait for it to evaporate, and then try to interrogate the "uneaten" halves to see if they have collapsed. This is plausible. Sean Carroll discusses this sort of quantum interrogation here: http://cosmicvariance.com/2006/02/27/quantum-interrogation/

      Rephrasing:

      Now we simply replace "there is a puppy in the box" with "there is one partner in an entangled pair which has been evaporated out of the MBH".

      The creation of useful MBHes interacting usefully with useful fields of entangled pair halves is an exercise for the reader. :-)

  3. Known for years by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once we realized that the notion of space-time as a continuum is only an approximation of reality, it became clear to us that singularities are merely artifacts of our insistence that space-time should be described as a continuum. I already discovered this during a wild acid trip 30 years ago. Man, the space time continuum is just an illusion - it's all about the singularities. When will The Man start listening and give me my Nobel Prize.
    1. Re:Known for years by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      I already discovered this during a wild acid trip 30 years ago. Man, the space time continuum is just an illusion - it's all about the singularities. When will The Man start listening and give me my Nobel Prize.

      Couldn't you just continue the trend and hallucinate the prize?
  4. Come out again?! by ink_13 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was under the impression that due to the relativistic effects, stuff (photons, matter, information, whatever) wasn't so much destroyed by a black hole as indefinitely delayed, owing to the massive bending of space-time by the singularity. Or do they mean by "eventually" what I mean: it might eventually come out, but the time it takes approaches infinity.

    1. Re:Come out again?! by jandersen · · Score: 4, Funny

      What they mean, obviously, is that the information is released once the copyright runs out.

    2. Re:Come out again?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Relativistic effects cause matter/energy to be trapped (time slows down) but if black holes evaporate they will release all that matter/energy.

      That releasing radiation (Hawking radiation) is a form of very pure black body radiation, so it contains nearly no information at all, hence the paradox.

      Mister Ahbay Ashtekar here suggests that we are looking the problem from a wrong point of view. We should think the spacetime not as a continuum -- we should think the spacetime something that matter/energy defines.

      Hawking himself is travelling in this direction. See his quite fresh paper of the subject:

      http://arxiv.org/pdf/hep-th/0507171v2

    3. Re:Come out again?! by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's sarcasm, dammit! Or humor. Irony is someone being pedantic and critical on slashdot in response to a minor misuse of language.

      Wait...nevermind...

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    4. Re:Come out again?! by mazarin5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Irony is someone being pedantic and critical on slashdot in response to a minor misuse of language. No, no, no, irony is someone being pedantic and critical on slashdot in response to a minor misuse of language and being wrong.

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    5. Re:Come out again?! by coolGuyZak · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, irony is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

  5. just can't wait by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, I can't wait to see how the writers of The Big Bang Theory will use this new theory to move Leonard's and Penny's love story along. Maybe Sheldon will make an oblique reference to it?

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  6. Black holes - not hairy by Raul654 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Black holes, however, are not "hairy" either. That is to say, a black hole can be entirely characterized by its position/velocity/acceleration, mass, charge, and rotation. There is (literally) no other definable characteristic of a black hole besides these things.

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  7. But does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does that mean that there's the slightest probability to unsee goatse and live a normal life again?

    1. Re:But does that mean... by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yet the existence of goatse disproves the existence of a higher power.

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    2. Re:But does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it might just be that one of those higher powers loves looking at goatse.

    3. Re:But does that mean... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      An apocryphal text mentions this:

      And lo, the LORD appeared unto Moses and the LORD said thus: "Moses, I command you to look at this picture I found." And Moses looked at the picture and it was of a naked man doing unusual things to his behind. And a great unease came over Moses and he said: "My LORD, I beg you for a spoon to carve my eyes out with." And the LORD was greatly amused.

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  8. LHC by ViX44 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is a pity that, after they fire up the Large Hadron Collider, we won't survive to hear Hawking's reluctant admission that tiny black holes don't evaporate.

    1. Re:LHC by Eivind · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the energies involved are so low that a black hole created would be small enough to pass between two atoms in solid matter with huge margins, so most likely it'd just zip trough earth as if it was vacuum. And given that the particles involved have energies equivalent to 99.999% of lightspeed or thereabouts, you'd have to be IMPOSSIBLY precise to NOT have a velocity higher than 11km/s. In short, if the holes didn't evaporate, they'd simply zip trough earth and leave for outer space, more likely than not never swallowing even a single electron, and doing no damage whatsoever.

    2. Re:LHC by Urkki · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shh! I'm trying to incite panic to get us of this rock!

      The real threats (asteroids and comets) don't seem do the trick, so it's time for much more improbable, but also oh so much more terrifying, painful and poetic threat of the Earth being devoured from under our feet by tiny black holes of our own making.

    3. Re:LHC by jamesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      In fact there is speculation that some particles we've noticed around the place are actually micro black holes and not elementary particles. There has been further speculation that all elementary particles are just micro black holes anyway.

      There has also been speculation that the universe is just tiny curled up pieces of string too... but nobody listens to that nonsense.

  9. Re:Black holes - not hairy by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But if information can escape a black hole, that cannot be true. The information must be in there, and must be itself a characteristic of the black hole.

  10. $100 on Hawking! by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let the physics infighting begin. I dare you to tell me Hawking doesn't secretly control a robot army!

    Also, $100 on Kaku. I don't know why, but I suspect he knows jujutsu....
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  11. Yet another approximation of reality by martinX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Great. First I learn Newton is only an approximation, atomic theory is only an approximation, Gas *laws* are an approximation and now even Einstein (who I can't understand anyway) is only an approximation as well.

    Will the real reality please reveal itself!

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    1. Re:Yet another approximation of reality by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      First I learn Newton is only an approximation...now even Einstein...is only an approximation as well. Will the real reality please reveal itself!

      Here ya go

  12. thermo by Lord+Ender · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let me propose the newest addition to the laws of thermodynamics:

    Information can not be destroyed.

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    1. Re:thermo by DanWS6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Bush administration is going to go ape shit over this. :D

    2. Re:thermo by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Information can not be destroyed.

      Or, in the language of the non-scientific, "God sees all, God knows everything, God is all powerful".

      Perhaps instead of condemning Christians for being unscientific, modern scientists, like Newton, should put more effort into understanding religious language!

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  13. Re:ridiculous by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Time has never reversed or looped or anything crazy like that before so why would it now?

    How the hell would you know if it did?

  14. Re:Black holes - not hairy by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Black holes, however, are not "hairy" either. That is to say, a black hole can be entirely characterized by its position/velocity/acceleration, mass, charge, and rotation. There is (literally) no other definable characteristic of a black hole besides these things. ...when seen from the outside.
  15. Re:ridiculous by Stormwatch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time has never reversed or looped or anything crazy like that before so why would it now?
    How the hell would you know if it did?
    Oh, come on, anyone would notice...
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  16. Re:ridiculous by complete+loony · · Score: 5, Funny

    How the hell would you know if it did? How the hell would you know if it did?
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  17. More diabolical than that by symbolset · · Score: 5, Funny

    The quantum unit of information is a "ficton".

    The rest of the jokes write themselves.

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    1. Re:More diabolical than that by Vectronic · · Score: 4, Funny

      is a bit what?... damnit man, finish your sentences! /kidding

    2. Re:More diabolical than that by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The rest of the jokes write themselves.

      No, all the jokes write themselves. Except the one about black holes. As TFA says, information can escape from a black hole, but after getting out of one of the damned things it's way too tired to talk and besides, it has a headache right now.

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  18. Go back? by myrdred · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, then, once you go black... you can go back?

  19. At last! Someone seeks my work! by fireboy1919 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In 1687, Isaac Newton wrote is Principia, which defined about half of calculus, and all of Newtonian physics - defining laws of both gravity, and inertia. It is understandable, then with no understanding of quantum mechanics at all, that he did not explicitly mention quantum monkeys at all.

    Maxwell then went on to explain Ether as a medium through which light traveled in 1878, later being disproved in 1881 by Michelson, and laying the groundwork for the discovery of quantum monkeys though the discovery of constant velocity light.

    This was established as mathematically sound in Einstein's theory of special relativity in 1905. General relativity, which explained gravitational effects on light and particles/waves moving fractionally close to the speed of light, was finally established in 1915 by Hilbert and Einstein, surprisingly without mention of quantum monkeys, despite all indications.

    Because of this work, as well as the basics of quantum mechanics established by Einstein, various scientists were able to find the six quarks: Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Charmed and Strange, the last (top) only having been confirmed in a laboratory in 1995. Strangely, however, none of the various experiments which identified quarks also identified quantum monkeys, which would have been readily observable through their quantum-picking-fleas-off-other-quantum-monkey gatherings.

    The first of these discoveries, in the early 1960s made possible a formalization of a unified model in 1970-73 of four fundamental forces, three of which can be unified mathematically under one theory and with particles that are at least indirectly observable (electromagnetic, strong nuclear, and weak nuclear), and a fourth which doesn't quite fit (gravity). Despite these obvious problems, no one started looking at the quantum banana-eating by quantum monkeys as a possible unifying factor.

    To establish a unified theory including gravity, scientists are currently using strings, rather than monkeys, as a unifying element. However, the majority of these theories are neither testable nor useful for the advancement of mankind. None of them so much as mention quantum poo, or postulate that quantum monkeys could have thrown it.

    To this day, the world waits for scientists start to seek out the quantum monkeys that have so long waited for proper credit to be given to them for unifying quantum forces. So we wait still, a working unified theory still out of our grasp.

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  20. Einstein's Letter by Twigmon · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but fly in the face of Einsteinian relativity.

    Sounds like God is a little grumpy about Einstein's letter coming out.

  21. CHUCK NORRIS by ClioCJS · · Score: 5, Funny
    Chuck Norris gets information from black holes just by looking at them.

    and the event horizon of Chuck Norris is infinity.

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    1. Re:CHUCK NORRIS by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was once thought that chuck norris has a black hole under his beard, but it was just a big pussy.

  22. laws of thermodynamics by ClioCJS · · Score: 2, Informative

    1)You can't win. 2)You can't break even. 3)You can't quit.

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  23. What is awesome about that article... by trawg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I clicked on the link to find out what the basic unit of information was (an informatron?) and saw the bit about Hawking changing his mind about how black holes work (I assume based on new evidence).

    Given the increasing "threat" of religious propaganda (if I was an American I'd be more worried about Intelligent Design getting taught in schools than I would be about terrorists), its so awesome to see a perfect example of how scientists operate: a new, better theory comes along and the old stuff is abandoned in favour of it.

    1. Re:What is awesome about that article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      The basic unit of information is the humble bit, familiar to computer programmers everywhere.

      Each bit of lost information will lead to the release of an amount kT ln 2 of heat, where k is the Boltzmann constant and T is the absolute temperature of the circuit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landauer's_Principle

      It's actually quite remarkable - the ONLY thing that even costs energy is destroying information.
  24. Horaaaay! by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    That means I'm gonna get my missing-paired socks back!

  25. Re:Damn by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    My patent on garbage disposal using blackholes is now worthless.

    No, its worthless because you signed the patent application "Anonymous Coward".

  26. Groundhole Day by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does that mean that there's the slightest probability to unsee goatse and live a normal life again?

    Then we could relive the sinister joy of exposing you to it for the first time over and over.

  27. No by symbolset · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, actually, the quantum unit of information is a bit.

    No, the binary quantum unit of information is a bit. A ficton is several orders of magnitude "smaller" than that. A bit can be true or false. A light that's on or off. A ficton is a value that represents the smallest possible division of "possibly true". The universe is not binary at a very fine scale. Things fade in and out of frame with increasing and decreasing probability in the present moment. It's only when the arrow of entropy has passed and the frame is set that a thing was or was not, from our point of view.

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    1. Re:No by zapakh · · Score: 3, Funny

      So... it's a Planck-truth?

  28. Re:ridiculous by Urkki · · Score: 5, Insightful

    what do they mean not a continuum? Now we're gonna run out of time? No, they mean that time is not like a solid line, it is more like a dotted line, each dot being a moment in time.

    Or better analogy, time runs like a movie, but instead of 24 frames per second of an actual movie, real time runs about
    18550000000000000000000000000000000000000000 frames per second (1/Planck Time).

    And same goes for space. A HD movie on a nice TV might have 2000 pixels per meter. The space has something like 62500000000000000000000000000000000 "pixels" per meter (1/Planck Length).

    (Note to viewers: Things may appear distorted if viewed from great distance or if viewed from a very fast moving car. This is due to the effects of general relativity, and does not reflect the real quality of our production. We apologize for the inconvenience, and hope you will enjoy the show, no matter where you are watching this.)
  29. No phase transitions by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's interesting they are only just realizing it. Thermodynamic folks have had to deal with a related issue for a long time.

    Almost everything interesting in thermo has to do with a phase transitition popping up somewhere.

    THe funny thing is this. There are no phase transitions in the real world. THey only occur on paper continuuum models. However there are a lot of things that look awfully like phase transitions so they are useful to think about.

    What am I babbling about. Well phase transitions happen at places where infinite derivatives occur in mappings. And that's all fine on paper where you have an infinite number of states. If you think of states as being something like basis vectors then it' like saying you can write a fourier transform of a square edge with a continuum of frequencies.

    But since there's only a finite number of states available to any system, you dont have enough basis vectors to describe a discountinuty.

    So phase transitions dont' exist technically speaking. There's always some transition zone around the edge of the transition.

    I think this is what they are talking about here.

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  30. So it IS possible... by phagstrom · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can get the information back from /dev/null. My compression scheme does work. Time to take over the world!

  31. wrong by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its just that the simulator for this universe has a cell-size, so anything below a plank length is just being approximated to speed up the calculations. No they tried that and if failed. It turned out that really the simulations of our world are being done in a 6 dimensional world. Since it's six dimensional it's not really a burden on their computers. FOr example, if you lived on a 2-d plane of finite size and tried to simulate another 2-d world, you'd end up like you say having to make the simulation smaller than the world it lives in and hence cell-size effects would pop up and you'd consume a good fraction of all the resources in your 2-d world to represent another 2-d world.

    But if you live in a 3-d world then having a bunch of 2-d simmulations is like have a ream of paper. 500 sheets of paper stack up nicely and consume very little of our 3-d world.

    in 6-d our 3-d world is a trivial piece of it and computers can easily simmulate it.

    No the problem is that there's not an algebraic solution to any polynomial greater than fifth order. Thus they wind up having to numerically approximate the mappings from 6D and this has round off errors from the finite bit floating point representation in Exel 6D.

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    1. Re:wrong by EdIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll admit it. That stuff is so far over my head I can't tell if you are insightful or funny. I feel like the 2 year old little child laughing with his parents even though he has no understanding of what is going on. Speaking of that, I have to go poopie.

  32. Yes... by symbolset · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At least to our present level of understanding, yes. Experience has shown that in hindsight indivisible units aren't.

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  33. Re:Black holes - not hairy by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    size == momentum (incorporated in mass & rotation);
    "origin" is not a distinct physical characteristic, especially *if* information cannot be extracted from the black hole;
    estimated life-span is likewise not a distinct physical characteristic, but depends on the evaporation rate of the 'hole, which may be obtained from the mass and rotation (which give the mass-to-surface-area ratio simply in the case of no rotation, and more complicatedly in the case of non-zero rotation).

  34. Why can't information be destroyed? by dltaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't understand this abhorrence of a universe in which information can be destroyed.

    I realize that we're talking about quantum information, not the Library of Congress, and the preferred simplicity of the equations that describe events that work regardless of the direction (sign) of time. Why does the universe have to be built around that principle just because we like the equations?

    I've heard "scary stories" (thanks, George Carlin) about "causality" issues, but AFAICT, they're only scary to those who insist on time-symmetry, not that the universe cannot function that way.

    Hawking's pan-dimensional replication of information really sounds like a desperate ploy to retain a childhood fantasy by spinning elaborate webs to sustain it, rather than just asking the simpler question: how would a universe work if information can be destroyed?

    Maybe, if information CAN be destroyed, it explains the apparent (at the human level, at least) directionality of time. If the universe is open, at some far-future time, when the protons, neutrons, etc, have decayed, the information of their quantum states will be gone; not transformed, gone. If the universe is closed, it will collapse back into a singularity, and again, the information will be gone. So, what?

  35. Tags by azuredrake · · Score: 2, Funny

    Due to the researcher's quote, I move this story be tagged "thereisnospoon" . Join me! :)

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  36. Re:Black holes - not hairy by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Informative

    They're all white (I'm not kidding). I guess Obama won't much like them. (meaning hawking radiation is white, much more "white" btw than any "white" light you've ever seen)

    It's just such a faint white that you'd swear it's black.

  37. Re:Black holes - not hairy by jibster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am afraid that we have to say goodbye to one of the great memes of physics, namely, "black holes don't have hair." This statement, we are sure now, is simply incorrect. A black hole is defined by far more that spin, charge and mass.

    Mondern Thermodynamics, Information Theory and after a bitter battle event Quantium Mechanics and GR have admited that black holes indeed do have hair. Even Hawkins has given up this battle and admitted he was wrong. (sidenote: It is an interesting story how Hawkins would say he he proved this point in a recent paper. Many physicsts dispute his version of events as it was already obvious which way the wind was blowing and regard Hawkins paper as a refolumation of the results from the work of others in the above sciences - and not even the most useful formulation at that).

    As the artical says what goes in to the black hole will eventually escape or to put it in another more correct way, the information concerning the state of the matter and light that once *fell* in to the BH will become available to the universe again at some, possible distant, point in the future.

    I have a feeling the meme "black holes don't have hair" is so atractive and addictive we will be living with and debunking it on slashdot for many years to come but lets be very clear, black holes do have hair.

  38. Re:ridiculous by jovius · · Score: 2, Informative

    Different points of space are not synchronized. Besides, there are more pixels than that, because the positions are not precise. TV screen analogy doesn't work. I also think that you've misunderstood the Planck units a bit. While they may be the limits of observation, it doesn't mean that the space itself is limited by the units - uncertainty prevails. The number of possible positions the space-time can take far surpasses the numbers you present.

  39. After 42, s/science/engineering/g by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If eventually the universe was completely described, what use would there be for science? I can think of a use or forty-two...

    It would be good for one person's place in the history books to discover the Ultimate Final Secret of the Entire Universe, but boring as hell thereafter. Boring my left buttock. The brilliant minds who had devoted their lives to science would likely devote their lives to engineering.
    1. Re:After 42, s/science/engineering/g by burtosis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If eventually the universe was completely described, what use would there be for science? I can think of a use or forty-two...

      It would be good for one person's place in the history books to discover the Ultimate Final Secret of the Entire Universe, but boring as hell thereafter. Boring my left buttock. The brilliant minds who had devoted their lives to science would likely devote their lives to engineering. LOL That is like saying that now that we have *finally* figured out the -rules- of chess we are masters of the game and thus it is boring forever.

      Figuring out the rules is just the first step. The set of all possibilities under those rules should be staggering to any level of intellect and experience.

  40. Ultimately physics is just..... by cuteface · · Score: 2, Insightful

    an approximation of reality.

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  41. Non-integer number of bits by mi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, actually, the quantum unit of information is a bit.

    Is it? There may be a piece of information smaller than one bit or otherwise not integer number of bits... For example, confirmation of the more probable of two possible options would be less than a bit, while choosing the less probable one would be more than a bit (but less than two)...

    Considering, that humans give birth to slightly more girls than boys, announcing to your family, that your child is a female transfers (very slightly) less than a bit of information...

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  42. Space-Time axioms fundamentally flawed by maquah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seems to me that part of the problem is that Newton's basic axioms about space, time, etc., are flawed; and that although Einstein resolved some of the problems, he did not address the basic structure of Newton's one-dimensional notion of time, etc.

    If the axioms are different, then the theory is inevitably different. Some of you yonger SlashDotters may not have read Thomas Kuhn's "Structure of Scientific Revolutions." At the time it was written, Kuhn did a trenchant job of describing how axiomatic changes influence the entire epistemological infrastructure of scientific theory.

    Aboriginal Indigenous understanding of time, for example, is nonlinear (and not just in the sense of being curved as a part of the space-time continuum in relationship with gravity).

    A lot of people dismiss Indigenous knowledge - there are quite a few negative stereotypes about us - but at least some of our science / ways-of-being are very thoroughly grounded in the astute observation, mindful / brilliantly aware interaction with the world (i.e. a parallel of scientific experimentation), and wisdom of countless millennia.

    FFI, the current draft of Chapter 2 of my (in process) Ph.D. dissertation has a discussion of some of the axiomatic limitations of contemporary scientific world-views (linked to http://www.maquah.blogspot.com/ ).

    I'm still working on it; and am interested in discussing it.

  43. Re:Endless difficulties by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it's time for science to step up and say something about how we live our lives and structure our societies, however, the obstacles are immense. Scientist: Uh, hi.

    Totally hawt babe: Hi! What's up?

    Scientist: Uh.. I have the results of our latest cultural analysis.

    Totally hawt babe: Yeah that's why I'm here! What's next for me?

    Scientist: Well.. we have to have a one night stand. Possibly two nights, the data is currently a bit unclear.

    Totally hawt babe: Let me see that!

    Scientist: You know that's against the rules! Security! Take this woman to my living quarters!
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  44. Re:Endless difficulties by somersault · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am a committed atheist and believer in evolutionary biology Isn't that like saying "I am a committed non cinema-goer and believer in people having to eat otherwise they will die"?

    Would you say you are a "believer" in gravity too? Those just seems to be a strange choice of words to me if you consider the theory of evolution to be valid, and you think God doesn't exist. How can you be a "committed atheist", does it involve the difficult task of making sure you don't go to church on sunday, don't ever read the bible and never accidentally exclaim "oh, God/Jesus/Buddha/Allah!" if something horrific happens in front of you?

    It sounds like you are being just as religious as religious people. I'm not saying that any higher power or intelligence in the Universe would necessarily conform to anything that people currently consider to be God, but it seems to me that the only way you can be "committed" is by purposely ignoring any ideas that involve any higher forms of existence. Generically sweeping away certain ideas just because you have committed yourself to a different set of beliefs seems to be a bit foolish. As someone who considered themself a Christian for the last decade but have recently been having doubts and exploring other ideas because of the growing evidence support evolutionary theory, and just some of my own internal conflicts, I'm definitely not being hypocritical by saying that :p Saying I'm an atheist and I'm a believer in the same sentence just seems totally contradictory!
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