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A Few Notes on Movies of the Near Future

BenderFan writes "The first review of the next Futurama DVD, The Beast With a Billion Backs (out in the US on June 24), has appeared online. And the reviewer liked it — a lot." (I hope it's as good as Bender's Big Score.) Read on for reader submissions on two other upcoming movies. The Day The Earth Stood Still (with Keanu Reeves, but also John Cleese) is due out in December, and a movie version of Philip K. Dick's The Owl in Daylight is currently being drafted by Tony Grisoni; the interview linked below is appropriately surreal.

Etienne writes "Tony Grisoni is a British screenwriter who has co-written several Terry Gilliam's films (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Tideland, Brothers Grimm and Lost in La Mancha).
He is currently writing the screenplay for 'The Owl in Daylight', based upon the book Dick was planning to write just before he died. The movie is produced by Electric Shepherd Productions, which is run by Anne and Laura Dick, PKD's daughters. Paul Giamatti is co-producing and will take the part of Philip K. Dick."


bowman9991 writes "Keanu Reeves' big budget remake of the 1951 science fiction classic 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' has all the right ingredients to be his biggest hit since 'The Matrix.' SFFMedia asks whether we are looking at another classic or a disastrous Hollywood star studded rehash? Now that the cold war anxieties from the original movie have been replaced with the threat of environmental catastrophe, will Keanu become some type of extraterrestrial Al Gore and ruin the movie?" (John Cleese plays Klaatu's giant 8-foot robotic pal called "Gort.")

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  1. What a useless review. by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not a single world about HYPNOTOAD. I hope we get another full episode of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad! It was possible the best television ever!

    1. Re:What a useless review. by Ian_Bailey · · Score: 5, Funny

      I haven't heard much about new episodes of ELH, I'm just glad that I can catch the old episodes online.

  2. The Day The Earth Stood Still with Keanu Reeves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Keanu will be perfect as Gort.

  3. Day The Earth Stood Still by rossz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I must assume Keanu Reeves will play that robot since that's his acting style, anyway.

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    1. Re:Day The Earth Stood Still by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just know they will they will kill the best scene and line (possibly my favourite geek moment ever on film):
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      BARNHARDT
      (slowly, thoughtfully)
      Yes -- that will reproduce the first-
      order terms. But what about the effect
      of the other terms?

      KLAATU
      Almost negligible... With variation
      of parameters, this is the answer.
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      With a blackboard no less.

      "Variation of parameters"...still gets me all warm & fuzzy inside. It'll probably be replaced by some stupid scene with a Mac that has the Apple logo conspicuously displayed because scientists are so fsking hip and "math software" that draws rotating glowing pulsating 3-d surface plots of equations and makes a humming noise and Reeves pronouncing "Fourier" as "Fwaray", then Klatuu magically knows how to use the software and can type 6000 words a minute. Oh crud I'm depressed already.

    2. Re:Day The Earth Stood Still by ozbird · · Score: 2, Funny

      I must assume Keanu Reeves will play that robot since that's his acting style, anyway.

      Whoa!

  4. Oblig. by Grandiloquence · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, the fools! If only the beast had a billion and one backs! When will they learn?

  5. Re:All Glory To... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    All Glory To Steve Jobs... I mean, The Hypnotoad. Aren't they the same being?
  6. Re:Hey Hollywood by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    they want to be able to write more words and reuse the story next season. Sounds like Hollywood and Neal Stephenson would get along famously.
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  7. Re:wow by RockModeNick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, unfortunately. Thats why we had to listen to "My Lumps" over and over even when trying to change the radio dial, even though it was garbage to a half decent beat.

  8. Keepin' it real by Spasmodeus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank goodness they've updated The Day the Earth Stood Still to preach about environmentalism, since a commentary on mankind's violent, destructive nature is no longer relevant in these modern times.

  9. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around
    And desert you

    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say good bye
    Never gonna tell a lie
    And hurt you