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I Will Derive

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the well-now-isn't-that-nice dept.

Jamie stumbled upon a very choice video this morning called I Will Derive. To the tune of some song you've never heard before, singing about subjects you know nothing about... oh and a a TI-84 cameo. It features the dopiest dancing you'll see on YouTube today. I promise.

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  1. Ugh by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not only is this TERRIBLY stupid, but it is a complete ripoff of this other guy's video who I guarantee came up with this first.

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    1. Re:Ugh by MeanMF · · Score: 5, Funny

      So what you're saying is that this video is somewhat derivative.

    2. Re:Ugh by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, partially.

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    3. Re:Ugh by adlaiff6 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I really don't think either one should be an integral part of slashdot.

    4. Re:Ugh by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

      Boy, you really threw a curve with that one. Sorry for going off on a tangent.

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    5. Re:Ugh by MxTxL · · Score: 4, Funny

      Posting these kind of videos is a really slippery slope.

    6. Re:Ugh by Enlightenment · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's DIFFERENTIATE, not DERIVE! Philistines.

    7. Re:Ugh by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      derive down to a short pier and take a long walk.

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  2. Re:Slashdot linking to Youtube Videos by Guy+LeDouche · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well I don't know about you but I can't wait!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNmLuNdiL8

  3. What has it come to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    5/7 remember the day...

  4. Re:In breaking news... by Collective+0-0009 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or maybe Slashcolon?

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  5. Re:Please by gomerbud · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is official. Netcraft now confirms: Slashdot is dying

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  6. Don't get angry, get even by Halo1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thanks to you and the GP for the inspiration :) And this is just to get rid of the "too few characters per line" complaint from the filter.

    First I thought "Oh fuck,
    this is travesty".
    The Slashlords fin'ly lost their touch,
    this really cannot be.
    But the idle section stayed,
    and while I cried out "This is wrong",
    the trolls grew strong.
    And even Taco plays along!
    Yes, they are back
    from all the chans.
    They took the training for the flaming
    and are here to grab their chance.
    Oh, do you think you have seen bad,
    well then you're in for a surprise.
    Cause on the one hand there is fluff
    but now get ready for demise!

    Go Taco go, give junk the floor.
    Ignore your readers.
    Nerds don't matter anymore.
    This idle style is hot, we are taking over Fark.
    Yet still I wonder...
    Did Slashdot really jump the shark?
    Don't link YouTube,
    just post a dupe!
    About cold fusion with hot grits
    greased by Piquepaille's lube.
    Even Katz stories are fine
    Even goatse seems divine
    when idle's stage
    is the frontpage.

    While this may sound like I'm new,
    my ID confides
    that while I could not pay
    for lower ones I've seen the tides.
    It seems the terrorists have won.
    Breakouts of common sense are gone.
    I used to mod.
    Now I'm just one more old sod.
    And I say now,
    get off my lawn!
    I hope that in Korea's shelters
    I can still respawn.
    And you can stick your idle site,
    its sorry style like soylent green.
    I'd rather pony up for pink
    and I bet so does your Kathleen...

    Go Taco go, give junk the floor. ...


    (alternate part for "Yes, they are back...":

    Slashdot cries out,
    The movie blares.
    Oh yes, on weekends they'll submit
    it till the firehose declares
    that the frontpage is their scene,
    the idle section is their heir,
    and if you don't vote for those films
    we've still got Jamie over there...
    )

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  7. Re:TODAY - slashdot jumped the shark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    holy shit, anonymous coward is quitting?!?

    wait, i'm anonymous coward!

    oh god... is someone else posting as me? or is this... another personality??? OH GOD I'M SO SCARED /. WHAT IS HAPPENING

  8. Didn't RTFA by Pennidren · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can someone summarize it for me?