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I Will Derive
Jamie stumbled upon a very choice video this morning called I Will Derive. To the tune of some song you've never heard before, singing about subjects you know nothing about... oh and a a TI-84 cameo. It features the dopiest dancing you'll see on YouTube today. I promise.
So what you're saying is that this video is somewhat derivative.
Well I don't know about you but I can't wait!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNmLuNdiL8
Or maybe Slashcolon?
I finally updated my sig, but now it's lame.
Yes, partially.
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
I really don't think either one should be an integral part of slashdot.
It is official. Netcraft now confirms: Slashdot is dying
Kan jeg få en pils, vær så snill?
Thanks to you and the GP for the inspiration :) And this is just to get rid of the "too few characters per line" complaint from the filter.
...
First I thought "Oh fuck,
this is travesty".
The Slashlords fin'ly lost their touch,
this really cannot be.
But the idle section stayed,
and while I cried out "This is wrong",
the trolls grew strong.
And even Taco plays along!
Yes, they are back
from all the chans.
They took the training for the flaming
and are here to grab their chance.
Oh, do you think you have seen bad,
well then you're in for a surprise.
Cause on the one hand there is fluff
but now get ready for demise!
Go Taco go, give junk the floor.
Ignore your readers.
Nerds don't matter anymore.
This idle style is hot, we are taking over Fark.
Yet still I wonder...
Did Slashdot really jump the shark?
Don't link YouTube,
just post a dupe!
About cold fusion with hot grits
greased by Piquepaille's lube.
Even Katz stories are fine
Even goatse seems divine
when idle's stage
is the frontpage.
While this may sound like I'm new,
my ID confides
that while I could not pay
for lower ones I've seen the tides.
It seems the terrorists have won.
Breakouts of common sense are gone.
I used to mod.
Now I'm just one more old sod.
And I say now,
get off my lawn!
I hope that in Korea's shelters
I can still respawn.
And you can stick your idle site,
its sorry style like soylent green.
I'd rather pony up for pink
and I bet so does your Kathleen...
Go Taco go, give junk the floor.
(alternate part for "Yes, they are back...":
Slashdot cries out,
The movie blares.
Oh yes, on weekends they'll submit
it till the firehose declares
that the frontpage is their scene,
the idle section is their heir,
and if you don't vote for those films
we've still got Jamie over there...
)
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Boy, you really threw a curve with that one. Sorry for going off on a tangent.
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Can someone summarize it for me?
Posting these kind of videos is a really slippery slope.
It's DIFFERENTIATE, not DERIVE! Philistines.
derive down to a short pier and take a long walk.
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