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What Examples of Security Theater Have You Encountered?

swillden writes "Everyone who pays any attention at all to security, both computer security and 'meatspace' security, has heard the phrase Security Theater. For years I've paid close attention to security setups that I come in contact with, and tried to evaluate their real effectiveness vs their theatrical aspects. In the process I've found many examples of pure theater, but even more cases where the security was really a cover for another motive." swillden would like to know what you've encountered along these lines; read on for the rest of his question below. swillden continues: "Recently, a neighbor uncovered a good example. He and his wife attended a local semi-pro baseball game where security guards were checking all bags for weapons. Since his wife carries a small pistol in her purse, they were concerned that there would be a problem. They decided to try anyway, and see if her concealed weapon permit satisfied the policy. The guard looked at her gun, said nothing and passed them in, then stopped the man behind them because he had beer and snacks in his bag. Park rules prohibit outside food. It's clear what the 'security' check was really about: improving park food vending revenues.

So, what examples of pure security theater have you noticed? Even more interesting, what examples of security-as-excuse have you seen?"

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  1. Frist Posty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Airports... Need I say more?

    1. Re:Frist Posty? by seededfury · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I just got back from TRAFFIC court.... I had to go through security very similar to the airport so I could walk up to a window which was 15 feet from the front door. I walked through the front door, five feet later I was being scanned, searched and forced to return to my car because my 1 inch pocket knife was a threat, then when I got past that crap I had to stand in line and wait to talk to someone behind a window. I saw no rational reason for any of this...

      Traffic court is now very "secure"

    2. Re:Frist Posty? by dondelelcaro · · Score: 5, Informative

      Traffic court is now very "secure"
      That's generally because it's in the same building as family court. For those who don't know, family court is way more dangerous than criminal court.
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    3. Re:Frist Posty? by xenobyte · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nope.

      Airports are pure Security Theater. The checks are far from perfect but all the hassle and the absurd details (shoes in the carry-on scanner, the stupid small liquid bottles etc.) make for a great show. They really doesn't do much but it's cumbersome and annoying so it must be really efficient...

      The facts are that you can make bomb that can down a jetliner with less than 200ml of liquid, you can hijack a jetliner (then kill the pilots and fly the plane into a building or two) using materials that would not show up on any of the current scans.

      If you work at an airport you can place as many big bombs in the cargo hold as you like because the security is all shell and no depth, and the shell has holes... the background checks are shallow (journalists with simple fake identities have been able to get jobs at airports with full access to otherwise secured areas) and does not take into account neither 'sleeper agents' nor sudden radicalization post check.

      So yes, airports are one of the worst cases of Security Theater.

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    4. Re:Frist Posty? by ozbon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My own favourite on this was when I recently visited Heathrow.

      Went through all the security theatre no problem - along with all the warnings about knives, blades, shampoo, etc. etc.

      Had something to eat - and what was on the table? A steak knife.

      So I've gone through all the security where I can't take knives etc., then as soon as I'm through security I'm trusted with a proper knife, and that I *won't* take that on to the plane?

      Pure theatre.

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    5. Re:Frist Posty? by jurik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually the liquid prohibition in airports do serve a purpose. It is the perfect customs barrier.

      You cannot buy any local beverages and take with you because they will most likely break due to the low temperatures in the luggage compartment if you put it in the checked in luggage, and if you put it in the hand luggage security will throw it away.

      This means that if people want to take liquor etc. home they will have to buy it at the last connecting airport thus increasing revenue. Also all airports on the way (plus airlines that sell beverages on board) will recieve extra income from water sales etc.

      So instead of buying a cheap and good champagne locally in France for instance, you are forced to buy an expensive non-local champagne in the airport.

      And the really cool twist: We are doing it for security, so you - the traveller - must pay for all the security checks through your ticket and airport tax costs!

    6. Re:Frist Posty? by internewt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I went through Gatwick in February, and there's big signs and bins to get people to leave any liquids and bottles. I proceeded to down a 500ml bottle or sprite, leading to only a few very load belches, and oh-so accidentally spilt the contents of the other bottle on the floor and down the bin so I could keep the empty bottle (that didn't look against the rules).

      Once we were though the scanners and shit, we had the wait by the duty free.... where they sell bottles of water and fizzy drinks along with the rest of the crap they pedal.

      It was obvious that BAA (the major airport operator in the UK) are using security as an excuse to increase profits. Take people's drinks away under some jumped-up pretext, and then have the punters pay for drinks from BAA controlled shops. I had spotted the scheme when I heard about the liquid ban, so thats why I made a mess and kept a plastic bottle: they waste money paying someone to clean it up, and I have a bottle I can fill with tap water rather than have my wallet taken advantage of.

      On the way home from Bulgaria, my friend had his bag searched.... they didn't like the bottle of aftershave in the bag that he'd bought on the way out. Nor did they like his 2 litre water bottle. But they checked the volumes, and the flamable aftershave was allowed but the water wasn't!!

      And that's the worst thing I think about the fucking joke security in airports: they sell bottles of nearly pure ethanol just before you can get on a plane, but take away bottles of water, toothpaste, creams....

      Hell, if a crackpot wanted to take down an aircraft they could start some very nasty fires in a plane with aftershaves and perfumes or bottles of very strong booze they bought in duty-free.

      Oh yeah, if bottles of water, scissors, aerosols etc. are so dangerous, then why in airports do they insist on showing us big bins of what has been confiscated? The contents of some of those bins would burn rather dangerously, and I'm surprised I haven't heard of a case of someone dropping a burning book of matches into one of them.

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  2. Nom nom nom by Applekid · · Score: 5, Funny

    The guard looked at her gun, said nothing and passed them in, then stopped the man behind them because he had beer and snacks in his bag. Park rules prohibit outside food. It's clear what the 'security' check was really about: improving park food vending revenues. Heh heh, the fools. The gun's cartridge was loaded with small pretzels and Tootsie Rolls.
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    1. Re:Nom nom nom by pipatron · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think I speak for everyone here at the slashdot community when I say:

      Shut the fuck up.

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    2. Re:Nom nom nom by StrategicIrony · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But if I were making a joke about the "cup holder" that comes out of the "hard drive", then it would be funny.

      And would lose all its funny if someone decided to point out that it's not a "hard drive" but in fact has some other arcane name, which really doesn't matter in the context of the joke. :-)

    3. Re:Nom nom nom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, you may get the idea of what they are talking about, however to those who actually know better, it is not funny because they are using technical terms in an incorrect way that detracts from their intention. I have never in my life, sir, encountered a person who more needed a good toke than you. Chill, yo.
    4. Re:Nom nom nom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think I speak for everyone here at the slashdot

      Please don't attempt to speak for me.
    5. Re:Nom nom nom by geekoid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Jokes are funny."
      Ironically, jokes don't have to be funny to be a joke, it just helps.

      You on the other hand need to buy a life, and you might want to pick up a side of sense of humor with the change.

      "it is not funny because they are using technical terms in an incorrect way that detracts from their intention."

      There are many comics that do that with their humor, you might even want to say that it's the unexpected use of definition that makes it fucking funny, dumbass.

      I'm sorry, that was harsh~

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    6. Re:Nom nom nom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This isn't digg or reddit - behave yourself.
      Some guidelines:
      1. Never describe anything as "epic", especially if followed by the word win or loss.
      2. Use decent grammar, punctuation, and spelling.
      3. Conceal all enthusiasm under a smug nerdiness.

    7. Re:Nom nom nom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They were individually wrapped in little pieces of plastic wrap, dumbass. Don't make him pull out his gat, slap in a full cartridge and cap your ass with a tootsie roll.

    8. Re:Nom nom nom by fishizzle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Those would be some very small pretzels if they fit into the cartridge(s). Filling the magazine would offer more room, and would probably be sufficient enough to conceal it from the security personnel. ;-)

    9. Re:Nom nom nom by setagllib · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, if you manage to offend an entire tree of responders, you may be doing something wrong. It's kind of like those smartasses everyone's met in school/university by now, who may even be right, but aren't making any friends showing off. I'm just saying, take a close look at your priorities.

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    10. Re:Nom nom nom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was called a humorless dick for making the very same comments about 40 minutes ago.

      Yet you're still going on about it.....

      You might find this picture instructive.

    11. Re:Nom nom nom by fishizzle · · Score: 3, Funny

      My bad. Your post had already been modded down into the nether regions. Sorry for that.

      Although I was weary that slashdotters would care to be educated on any technology that isn't Linux-based, I found the mental image of a person in a ballpark pulling the bullet off a casing to retrieve the miniature pretzels contained within even more humorous than what the initial poster had probably intended, so I took a chance to share this. Hopefully the mod-Gods will be gentle.

    12. Re:Nom nom nom by setagllib · · Score: 4, Funny

      In that case, it's kind of like this: http://xkcd.com/386/

      It's funny because it's true.

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    13. Re:Nom nom nom by PitaBred · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ur post? Epic fale. I know because I run Linux.

    14. Re:Nom nom nom by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ur post? Epic fale. I know because I run Linux. You see?! You see?! This is what happens when you make a Linux distro that's easy to use!
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    15. Re:Nom nom nom by weierstrass · · Score: 2, Funny

      This post tells you all you need to know about people who know the correct names for parts of guns.

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  3. The Iraq theater by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No trolling intended, but the war in Iraq now is the biggest piece of security theater on the planet. It does not make the US safer ( indeed it probably does the reverse ) but it does give certain people benefits. Chaney and friends make millions on no-bid contracts, and neocons get to implement policies that in more normal conditions would not be tolerated by the public.

    1. Re:The Iraq theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      See, the thing is that there weren't insurgents in Iraq before the US got there.

    2. Re:The Iraq theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just feel safer knowing we're killing innocent people in the Middle East every day. This will remind them not to underestimate the power of the dark side and dare to

    3. Re:The Iraq theater by Duradin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Better hope the insurgents don't start thinking like that...

      An even better plan: stop killing people and *MAKING* insurgents, take some personal responsibility in securing yourself and your surroundings and then see to getting back our rights.

    4. Re:The Iraq theater by AshtangiMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's the strawman most often put forth to quell the discussion. Another one is the "fighting to protect your freedoms". Pretty lame, but the bar is pretty low on how to get people behind this kind of activity. I don't recall any Iraqi insurgents ever creating any kind of trouble in any of the 50 states, so I'm curious about your rationale for the statement. Are you just parroting something you heard, or can you further explain your sentiment?

    5. Re:The Iraq theater by MrMr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I feel safer killing insurgents in their backyard
      Insurging against you in their own backyard?

      You're not strange, your colonialism is of all ages.

    6. Re:The Iraq theater by scipiodog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hmmm... I feel safer killing insurgents in their backyard rather than killing them here, but I am probably strange that way.

      Yes, you are strange that way.

      You prefer, it seems, to create a huge number of insurgents, just for the purpose of fighting them?

      Here's a little knowledge bomb I'm going to drop your way... They weren't there until you invaded. At least they weren't insurgents then.

      "Fight them over there so we don't have to at home" is such an odious and incredibly false catch phrase. Really it disappoints me that so many Americans swallow it. How about, don't fight them over there or at home?

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    7. Re:The Iraq theater by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nah. Not enough people are dying for that to be the case.

      It's like a sick joke but it's true. Until people are dying by
      the hundreds of thousands, the people trying to treat the US
      as a paper tiger won't really understand what they're fooling
      around with.

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    8. Re:The Iraq theater by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll make an exception to my long standing policy of not responding to ACs:

      The reason that America hasn't been subsequently attacked had nothing to do with punishing the silly, stupid Taleban in Afghanistan, or fomenting a war in Iraq. The perps were a group calling themselves Al Qaeda, and they haven't been touched. They were weak, tiny, and extremely clever; they got past security in NE airports, then were successful in three crashes, while the fourth dive bombed in Pennsylvania. This was not a million man army with nukes, just some very clever people. They subsequently disrupted transportation in Spain, where people were murdered, and also in the UK, where others were murdered.

      No subsequent acts have occurred for any number of reasons, almost none of which have to do with the wars, as the wars were about pride and oil. This has nothing to do with US Dept of Homeland Security, which is an oxymoron.

      Fight the bastards when they try to impinge on your privacy and your liberty. Question authority. Do so politely. Then let the judges kick them in the tender parts. That's their job. Do it again, repeat until you're free, because today, you're not.

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    9. Re:The Iraq theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you think the average US citizen would be safer if we: Provided universal health care or killed Iraqis? Provided port security or killed Iraqis? Secured our borders or killed Iraqis? Had levies that didn't collapse or killed Iraqis? Had bridges that didn't collapse or killed Iraqis? Had a president with an IQ over 100 or killed Iraqis? Obviously the answer to all of these questions is that the war in Iraq does not make us safer than the alternatives we could pursue if we were not spending a trillion dollars in Iraq, mostly creating more people who hate Americans so that we can kill them and create more people who hate Americans, ...

    10. Re:The Iraq theater by thsths · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > I feel safer killing insurgents in their backyard rather than killing them here, but I am probably strange that way.

      And yet you are here? Why aren't you killing insurgents in their backyard? Maybe because it does not feel all that safe after all...

    11. Re:The Iraq theater by rsborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Islam has been waging war with the rest of the world since it was invented.
      How the hell is this modded insightful? How about you try s/Islam/Christianity/ and see how that flies:

      Christianity has been waging war with the rest of the world since it was invented.
      Yeah, that's pretty flamebait, yet arguably as true.
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    12. Re:The Iraq theater by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only thing is, we are manufacturing more insurgents by our presence in Iraq than we are killing. Many "hearts and minds," that before Iraq were sympathetic to the US justification in Afghanistan, have instead been driven to the other side by our unjustified and incompetent moves in Iraq...

    13. Re:The Iraq theater by dolphino · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, but see, you don't know that (the only ones who have proposed that are the experts over at CNN).

      During my time spent in the middle east (all of which took place before 9/11) I saw... drumroll please... people who wanted to kill Americans. WHAT? DURING CLINTON?? Yes. We are not the 'cause' of these insurgents, and no matter how much you hate Bush for whatever you think it is he has done, or how much you want to blame him for the problems he inherited (from, IMO, the dem president that preceded him), he didn't make them either.

      The very boring and undramatic truth of the matter is, there are always people who will capitalize on the loss or misgivings of a group of people, and people of the Middle East happen to be the latest target. Arafat did it with the PLO (which has NOTHING to do with liberating Palestinians, and has everything with creating a power base), and the same thing is happening now around Iraq.

      So about "the sure thing is, there weren't insurgents": this rhetoric may work on your bleeding heart girlfriend, and probably works on many here on Slashdot, but don't try flinging that nonsense around vets, govt employees, or anyone else who has actually tried to DO something about these issues. It may sell books or commercial time on news channels, but it doesn't make any sense.

      Just my 2c

    14. Re:The Iraq theater by scubamage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the insurgents can't attack us in our back yard, because if they did, they wouldn't be insurgents. An insurgent attacks the established authority of their government, and according to the US the government of Iraq is their established governance. If a bunch of rednecks attacked the white house, they'd be insurgents. Iraqis attacking the white house would be an act of war. Lrn2websters.

    15. Re:The Iraq theater by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, he is pretty much correct.

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    16. Re:The Iraq theater by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You say Al Qaeda. I say Emmanuel Goldstein.

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    17. Re:The Iraq theater by Darkness404 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are no universally accepted definitions of insurgency. The common concept, in a wide range of definitions, is that it involves a desire for political power, achieved through means illegal under the rules of the existing government. It has long been used in the professional military and political literature.

      So, using that accepted common concept, there are only insurgents if they are rebelling VS the government. So of course when the government is corrupt those that are corrupt aren't the insurgents. Hussein was a bad man, Hitler was a bad man, the funny thing is though, the same people who lament that our government didn't do anything about Hitler until it involved the US (who killed his own people and invaded other countries) are the same people who think that we shouldn't go after Hussein (who killed his own people and invaded other countries).
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    18. Re:The Iraq theater by Bryansix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow. This might fly right over your head but just try for a second and think of who the Insurgents in Iraq are. If they were not in Iraq before then they are not Iraqis right? Right. So it's not some kind of base resistance to being occupied. In fact that's all a bunch of non-sense. The Iraqi people elected their government. The Insurgents are the same people as always. The same ones who are willing to give up having a home and travel anywhere that their Jihad calls them. They are the same ones setting up camp in Somalia right now to trick a mostly nonreligious group of people into following them. They are the same ones who gave up jobs and moved to Afghanistan to fight the Russians. AND... (queue thematic music) they are the same ones who flew planes into the WTC and the Pentagon. "BUT wait!" you say. Because that isn't the reason we went to war in Iraq. You are right about that. Really we went to war for shaky reasons but we must STAY in Iraq BECAUSE Jihadists have moved in and they DO pose a real threat to us, and the stability of the region and to our ally Israel.

    19. Re:The Iraq theater by dolphino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Were they a threat to us?

      Were they even there before? Threat? Worse than killing our children and raping our women, they started "threatening" us at the gas station back in the 1970's.

      Not sure who you are referring to as the 'hijackers of our government'. Nixon? Carter? We are not newcomers to the middle east, and even under the benevolent leadership of Clinton, the U.S. undertook several missions designed to counteract the terrorist threat.

      Just a curiosity, but did where did you get these ideas? Your service time in middle east? MTV? CNN? Just wondering what inspired such strong language (murderous criminals?). I spent years of my life over there, and the only thing that gets me emotionally fired up is the lack of reason on this side of the pond. Would it kill you to perhaps form your opinion based off of experience, rather than from TV?

      Mark this as a troll, but there HAS to be more than a handful of vets that read Slashdot and agree with this - am I the only one, and do I have to bite my tongue for EVERY post like this?

    20. Re:The Iraq theater by Duradin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Apparently all the ones that changed their minds were on the planes.

      I don't see wave after wave of people trying to storm our beaches, rape our infidel women or blow up idolatrous symbols of capitalistic greed over here.

      The only reason "they" are relevant any more is that "they" are today's Commie Pinko Red Bastards.
      "They" are a useful scare tactic, and that's it. I might care once they start killing more people over here than amount that die to three wheeled volkswagen eurkel-mobile collisions.

    21. Re:The Iraq theater by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Had a friend that grew up in Ireland. He once mentioned, not long after the war started against Iraq, that in the 80's, a couple Brittish soldiers were at a security checkpoint in northern Ireland They shot up a car, that had a family in it. He mentioned that that one incident, in that one town, caused a huge number of people to join the IRA, and fight against Brittan. It took a good 10 years for things to calm back down.

      Here were people that hated a country, and wanted it to die and suffer, but they just said that all the time. One wrong action, and those people actually started taking up arms, bombings, etc. There is a big difference between wanting American's killed, and actually trying to kill Americans. He wondered how many people we moved from Haters to Terrorists in Iraq.

      Think about it for a minute. You may hate a person you don't like, and wish that they were dead. How much would it take to push you to the point that you actually murder them?

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    22. Re:The Iraq theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So what does aiding Saddam into power make the US? Good or bad? Or what about helping him into war with Iran? Anglo-saxons have been meddling in Iraq for a long time (before the US it was the British) and they've also been playing innocent as if the world didn't notice. It seems only their own citizens don't notice what's going on.

    23. Re:The Iraq theater by HadouKen24 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Person who does not like the US != insurgent.

      There were, in fact, people in the Middle East who really dislike America. Heck, 9/11 wouldn't have happened if that weren't the case.

      However, you have to understand that this is at least in part due to American action. Our most egregious action was probably propping up the Shah in Iran. America has a history of using both deceit and pure muscle to get its way in the Middle East, and that has created a lot of enemies. Enemies that were there prior to Iraq.

      Our invasion in Iraq certainly didn't help things. It flared up old angers that had, in some areas, begun to die out. It brought our men within striking range. It shouldn't be any kind of surprise that this situation creates insurgents. Our invasion of Iraq strengthens the political position of our enemies; their claims about America seem to be confirmed, and it helps stokes the fears that cause people to flock to such causes.

      You have to look at this historically. People in the ME don't hate the US because of our freedom. They hate the US because of how we've treated them in the past.

      (It is, of course, more complicated than that, but this is a Slashdot comment.)

    24. Re:The Iraq theater by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And we've fought ourselves many times over other things than religion. And many times not-so-religious people with desire for riches, territory or power have used religion. Sorry, it just sounded a little like the "religion is the source of all evil" argument, I think it's more well distributed than that...

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    25. Re:The Iraq theater by Moofie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you mean "Humans have been waging war on other humans on the thinnest available pretexts since humans were invented."

      It's not religion. It's human nature.

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    26. Re:The Iraq theater by Ucklak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Imagine being born after 1953 or just being a kid and witnessing and find an occupying force desecrating a belief system your parents brought you up to uphold.
      I'd imagine that after 20 something years, I'd be pissed enough to take hostages too.

      Many people don't want to or can't see the bigger picture.

      Look at the small town hate that comes from a Wal*Mart installation.
      I'm not saying that Wal*Mart = China (but in a way it is) but imagine Wal*Mart being a Chinese military installation with Chinese soldiers in all it's installations.
      Would you not be upset as an American?

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    27. Re:The Iraq theater by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      > Here's a little knowledge bomb I'm going to drop your way... They weren't there until you
      > invaded. At least they weren't insurgents then.

      Sure they were. Only they were fighting against the Ba'ath government, often using weapons supplied by the US. Neither those insurgents nor the government they fought against were any danger to the US whatsoever.

      Since this is Slashdot, I'll try to be very clear. The invasion and occupation of Iraq by the US is immoral, unjustified, unnecessary, and asinine. The right thing for the US to do now would be to send in another 250,000 troops and keep them there for about five years to give the Iraqis a chance to straighten out the mess. That won't happen, though, so the next best thing to do is leave immediately. That won't happen either.

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    28. Re:The Iraq theater by marxmarv · · Score: 4, Informative

      Islam was a young religion when Christians first attacked the Middle East. How are you not supposed to harbor a grudge, or at the very least distrust, with that kind of introduction, especially when (usually wrongly) self-identified Christians indiscriminately hold a gun to Muslims' heads while their hated cousins steal their land, the "Christians" steal their natural resources, and both of the robbers tell themselves fairy tales to rationalize it?

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    29. Re:The Iraq theater by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My bad, It should have read Hitler never came and bombed us directly like Osama Wait, wait. Now you've introduced a new character? Just how many players are in this little theatre production of yours? :)

      While I agree that Hussein was a tyrant that was best deposed (the exact details being full of devils), I'm also inclined to keep it straight with who did exactly what and not confusing any of the players. Osama had nothing to do with all this.
    30. Re:The Iraq theater by stonemetal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have just proved his point. Before we went over there and started killing them they were sitting around saying we hate americans. How many americans had they killed? A big fat zero. How many have they killed since we showed up and stuck our nose where it doesn't belong? About 6K last I checked.

      That is the thing, it doesn't matter if the PLO is Arafat's power base, he isn't a US citizen so the US gov should stay out of his business. If we stop giving them a reason to hate us( such as randomly showing up with guns and shooting at them with out provocation, as we are doing now) then that power base will fall apart. He can't goad people forever with the old evil american line if the evil americans never manifest themselves.

    31. Re:The Iraq theater by Onan · · Score: 5, Informative

      Comparisons between Hussein and Hitler are pretty facile.

      Hitler was quite openly intent upon conquering most of three continents, and was part of a functional alliance that was directly attacking the US. He was at the head of an enormously powerful and aggressive military force, and represented a huge threat to both the world in general and the United States in particular.

      Hussein, on the other hand, only engaged in war with two other countries: Iran, with the US's urging and support, and Kuwait, with the US's permission. He was quite happy with his role as the US's pawn, and enjoyed only mutual opposition with the one group that had attacked America. He ruled a nation that had been so devastated by a decade of bombings and sanctions that it was mostly ineffectual even within its own borders, much less outside them. He could not have been less of a threat.

    32. Re:The Iraq theater by RubberDuckie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This seems to be closer to the truth. I might say: "Religion has been used as an excuse for waging war with the rest of the world since it was invented." Religion is nothing more than man's interpretation of spirituality. As such, it's a great justifier of self will.

    33. Re:The Iraq theater by HadouKen24 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You get the Worst Analogy of the Day Award!

    34. Re:The Iraq theater by lgw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not quite right. A fw years ago there were both insurgents (local who anted a different government, but didn't have enough momentum to be callled a revolution) and foreign fighters, and the US troops were mostly fighting foreigners. Heck, at one point US troops accidentally entered Al Sadr's house, apologized, and left, because we really didn't want to take sides in any fighting between locals.

      Now things have changed. The foreign fighters have mostly left. Al Quaida delared defeat, made it their official policy not to piss of US Marines, and went off to Africa where they could have more fun. What's left now is a genuine insurgency, mostly led by Al Sadr. However, he's lost most of his popular support (at least, for violent methods), so the whole local insurgency thing is finally winding down. The local insurgency was never the big threat that the foreign fighters were, but it's been there all along.

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    35. Re:The Iraq theater by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There were, in fact, people in the Middle East who really dislike America

      And if there were American troops marching through Glasgow, I'd be shooting at them too. Learn to leave when you've outstayed your welcome.

    36. Re:The Iraq theater by mrogers · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hussein and Hitler did about the same things, both invaded other countries, both killed their own citizens, etc.

      Saddam Hussein had American support when he killed his own people and invaded Iran, because America's policy was to maintain the balance of power between Iraq and Iran. He retained American support until he invaded Kuwait, which would have upset the balance of power. All that stuff about Iraqi troops unplugging Kuwaiti baby incubators was just propaganda - it might have been true or it might not, but it certainly wasn't the cause of the Gulf War.

      America has been quite happy to support dictatorships (Iraq and Chile in the 1980s; Saudi Arabia, Uzbekistan, Egypt and many others in the present), to overthrow democratic governments (Iran in 1953, Guatemala in 1954, Chile in 1973, Nicaragua in the 1980s), to look the other way when its allies invaded other countries (Israel in 1967, Indonesia in 1975, Iraq in 1980), and even to invade other countries itself (Cuba in 1961, Cambodia in 1970, Grenada in 1983, Panama in 1989, Haiti in 1994, Afghanistan in 2001, Iraq in 2003). To pretend that American foreign policy is based on how well other governments treat their neighbours and citizens is naive at best and dishonest at worst.

    37. Re:The Iraq theater by Onan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uh, okay. Not sure why, but okay.

      Why did we start killing Hitler and the Nazis?

      Because they were conquering nations left and right, killing tens of millions of people, working with and militarily supporting Japan, which was regularly attacking the US, and possessed huge military power with the stated and plausible aim of conquering the world.

      Were they a threat to us?

      Given that they were part of an active military alliance that was attacking the US and killing Americans by the thousands, yes.

      Were they even there before we invaded, rather than being created by our occupation?

      Yes, the Nazis were out doing all of the things described above well before the US went to war. I suppose you could make an argument that the National Socialist movement was engendered by the Treaty of Versailles, and thus partially the creation of the US. But in that case, you'd need to be evaluating both wars as one, in which case Germany had once again been actively conquering for years before the US became involved.

      It may have come to your attention that every one of these answers is different than the ones regarding Iraq (which, I can't help but notice, you've still dodged answering). So tell me again why you're engaging in this silly exercise of equivocating two completely dissimilar situations?

    38. Re:The Iraq theater by mrogers · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the Insurgents were not there before and they mostly are not Iraqis then where did they come from?

      Where did you get the idea that most of the insurgents are not Iraqis?

      Iraqis have no reason to be angry with the US since they elected their own government.

      Here's a thought experiment: imagine that in the future the US becomes a dictatorship. Life under the dictator is hard and you long for democracy to be restored, but the regime has spies everywhere and revolution seems impossible. Then the German army invades the US. German planes destroy most of the country's infrastructure and tens of thousands of civilians are killed. Everyone you know has lost a friend or relative. The Germans fire everyone with a government job, from the police to the postal service, and try to run the country with soldiers. But their soldiers aren't trained for civilian work - they don't even speak English. Misunderstandings often lead to shootings, and the soldiers are rarely punished. Resentment grows. Many of your friends join local militias. Some are killed, others tortured - some just disappear without a trace.

      Eventually the Germans set up a new government and hold elections, but many people refuse to vote because they don't consider the new government to be legitimate. The killings and disappearances continue. Then, after five years of occupation and with no end in sight, a German tells you that you have no reason to be angry - in fact you should be grateful. What's your reaction?

    39. Re:The Iraq theater by Sperbels · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One day a King decided to make war with a neighboring country because they had something he wanted. So he went to his subjects and declared the neighbor an enemy. Many of his generals didn't believe him and protested. So the King gathered up his army and marched them into the neighboring country and began burning villages. Not surprising, the people in this country grabbed whatever weapons they could and fought back. Upon seeing the villagers battling his army, the King felt reassured. He walked over to his generals and said, "See! This country is chock full of enemies!"

    40. Re:The Iraq theater by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Insightful
      How many americans had they killed? A big fat zero. Not quite...

      No, still zero.

      Here "they" was referring to Iraqis. None of your examples involved Iraq.

    41. Re:The Iraq theater by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Informative
      Iraq had a tyrant and was allied with Osama and other terrorist groups (similar to Hitler and Nazi Germany which I am comparing it to)

      Sorry, you're sadly misinformed. Saddam was not an ally of al Qaeda. He was a nominal Muslim, but his policies were anathema to he fundamentalists. (He let women work and attend university, for instance.) Saddam was on al Qaeda's hit list, and he knew it. They wanted to get rid of corrupt, loose-living secularists like Saddam and install a theocracy, like the Taliban, in every Muslim country. Saddam was an evil dictator, but never, to my knowledge, took any action against the US outside the Middle East.

    42. Re:The Iraq theater by DeadChobi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually Hussein was vehemently opposed to terrorist organizations and everything that they stood for. He was on friendly terms with the US for a very long time before we decided we didn't like how he was using the guns we gave him. He affected quite a few Western fashions, including being clean-shaven and wearing business suits and ties. And he was quite a secular man as well.

      Basically what I'm saying is that what you're saying is flat-out untrue.

      And Pearl Harbor was an attack by a nation on another nation, not a criminal act commited by a bunch of thugs with flight training. There's a difference that a lot of people miss. Terrorists are not military, they are criminals. If you lump them in with military fighters then you are essentially granting their actions legitimacy as acts of war. We should not be making war on terrorists, we should be assisting soverign nations in arresting and prosecuting criminals. The second we started doing the former we granted our enemies legitimacy by accepting that we and they were equals internationally.

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    43. Re:The Iraq theater by Reaperducer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Learn to leave when you've outstayed your welcome.

      Yeah, like the Brits.

      America, Turkey, Afghanistan, Iraq, Burma, Egypt, Palestine, Bosnia, Kosovo, Malaysia, Hong Kong, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh... Is there any country on this planet the British haven't gotten their butts kicked out of?

      At least the Americans are good and whooped before they quit a war. They don't just run away when the tea runs out.

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    44. Re:The Iraq theater by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hussein was a bad man, Hitler was a bad man, the funny thing is though, the same people who lament that our government didn't do anything about Hitler until it involved the US (who killed his own people and invaded other countries) are the same people who think that we shouldn't go after Hussein (who killed his own people and invaded other countries). I'm one of those people, could you please explain what's funny about this? Logically speaking, this would only be consistent if the two men were equivalent threats and equally evil, and the response to each was the same.

      Hitler was in charge of a major European power. By the time he started taking over other countries, he had amassed a fairly powerful, modern army, which was able to rival the best his opponents could muster.

      Hussein was in charge of a crappy piece of desert in a place where all the good weapons are imported from other countries. Even at the height of its power in 1991, the Iraqi Army was powerless to even slow down the US Army and its friends. The kill ratio was something like a thousand to one. After the army was essentially destroyed in 1991, the sanctions imposed on the country never let it recover. The Iraqi Army in 2003 was but a shadow of its former self, and the US Army smashed it flat in about three weeks.

      The best time to have stopped Hitler was Czechoslovakia. He took over that country, not by force of arms, but by diplomacy. The Allied powers were so afraid of war that they just let him have it. Czechoslovakia had a good, modern army and had excellent defenses prepared against Germany, but their political will to resist collapsed after France and the UK abandoned them and basically threw them to the wolves. If they had simply not abandoned Czechoslovakia, much would have turned out differently.

      The best time to stop Hussein was... well, by the time we invaded, he was not a credible threat against any of his neighbors, and the invasion didn't stop him from taking any of them over because he wasn't going to anyway.

      Hussein was no threat. It was known that he was no threat before the invasion. He may well have been as evil as Hitler, but he was never going to command anything remotely close to the military power possessed by Nazi Germany.

      Given the above, I see absolutely no inconsistency in a position which holds that Hitler should have been stopped much earlier and Iraq should have been left alone.
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    45. Re:The Iraq theater by Markus+Landgren · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I must have slept through my history classes, I had no idea the US has even existed for 2000 years.

    46. Re:The Iraq theater by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 3, Informative

      We don't seem to run away as fast as the Yanks ...and most of these appear to be democracies (Except Burma...)?

      America : 1607 - 1775 (168 years)
      Turkey : ??? Not since it has been turkey?
      Afghanistan : 1839 - 1919 (80)
      Iraq : 1921 - 1932 (11)
      Burma : 1824 - 1948 (124)
      Egypt : 1882 - 1922 (40)
      Palestine : 1917 - 1948 (31)
      Bosnia : Not occupied except as part of UN force?
      Kosovo : Not occupied except as part of UN force?
      Malaysia : 1786 - 1963 (177)
      Hong Kong : 1841 - 1997 (156)
      India : 1856 - 1947 (91)
      Pakistan : Created after we left ...
      Bangladesh : Created after we left...

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    47. Re:The Iraq theater by davide+marney · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not true that no Americans had been killed before the current Iraq conflict, as others have pointed out. The conflict had been going on for decades before.

      The big one, though, is Iraq weapons of mass destruction. Although no Americans died from these, 5,000 people died from the Chemical Warfare attack on Halabja. Throughout the 1990s, the UN found and destroyed large quantities of WMD in Iraq. Everyone certainly thought they had even more, but this turned out not to be the case.

      I remember the time immediately before the current war very well. The 9/11 attack had put everyone on edge. No one knew for sure what the Iraqis did or didn't have because Saddam was not letting the inspectors do their jobs fully. Lots of people believed that the Iraqis must have these weapons because they've used them before, they're hiding everything, and no one can find any evidence of their destruction.

      Personally, I believe that Saddam was the primary reason for the unrest in Iraq (both inside Iraq and with its neighbors). He never believed the US would ever truly invade (in spite of the Gulf War -- go figure!), and decided to play a game of cat and mouse with the whole international community over WMDs. He failed to take into account the effect that 9/11 would have on public opinion in the US, and lost.

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    48. Re:The Iraq theater by dirtyangus · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's the best one of all! Hahaha! We created insurgents. I like your line of thinking...stick your head in the sand and they just don't exist. It disappoints me that so many Americans swallow that.

    49. Re:The Iraq theater by bcattwoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lol, so true. My aunt and uncle lived in Maine for twenty years and were still considered outsiders. Of course, as Long Island natives they would probably be viewed warily anywhere.

    50. Re:The Iraq theater by psmears · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a war that is over 2000 years old. Are you seriously suggesting that there's a "large and mobile population that has decided to make war on the US" that has been around for centuries longer than either the US or (considering you refer to the Crusades in your other post) Islam, for that matter? I've got to say, that's pretty far fetched, even for slashdot ;-)
  4. On the web side of things by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While creating an intranet for the company I was doing some outside work for I ran into a problem authenticating through their antiquated AD system. Rather than updating everything or heaven forbid give management an actual password to remember my instructions were to "make it as scary as possible but don't actually put a password on it." I had a four tiered authentication system which would allow you to move forward regardless of what was put in the text boxes. They loved it, and a little piece of me died when I cashed the check.

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    1. Re:On the web side of things by Emperor+Skull · · Score: 3, Informative

      I ran into a problem authenticating through their antiquated AD system AD as in Active Directory? The oldest it could be is about 8 years since AD was first implemented in Windows 2000 and there have only been two newer versions. It can't have been that antiquated. It's also trivial to do authentication against AD in a variety of ways, especially from a web application. That hasn't changed much in Windows 2003 or 2008. Of course a customer that paid for what you describe probably didn't have their AD working right either...
    2. Re:On the web side of things by Chapter80 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Slightly off topic, but your story reminds me of software I was involved with.

      We created a delete function, and kept getting reports that the customer accidentally deleted records. (And we had no undelete function.) So we added a "Are you sure?" dialog.

      The incidents of accidental deletion did not go down.

      So we added text "This cannot be undone. Continue?" and still the incidents did not go down (People just randomly click OK.)

      Finally we changed it to "Please key in 'irreversible' to continue with the deletion." This solved the problem.

    3. Re:On the web side of things by dave562 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Of course a customer that paid for what you describe probably didn't have their AD working right either...

      There are a surprising number of completely borked AD implementations out there. I don't know how people manage to do it. They must try using ADSIEdit as word processor or something.

    4. Re:On the web side of things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why the hell would you have a button that actually says "OK" on it? That's poor design, because you should know that people always click OK. A better design would be to have buttons that say "Delete" and "Cancel", with the Cancel button selected by default. Typing the phrase was a good alternate solution to eventually arrive at, though.

    5. Re:On the web side of things by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also on the web side of things, a friend of someone I don't even know was working for a government department where certain officers with very high legal responsibility where given access to the network over the internet using an extremely locked down remote desktop type of product. These officers were given the access so they could review important and often highly sensitive files at home. Just to be clear, these officers are also cleared to take the material home on paper, so giving them this kind of access is not really a problem.

      The hole in the the system was that the secure remote desktop type product allowed them to deny certain types of access and the policy forbade the ability to print on the officer's local printers. This was to prevent the leaking of sensitive information in case the officer was burgled, or perhaps to keep the log files neater. Most likely to look good to their bosses by applying strict security measures.

      One day in a meeting on security for an unrelated project this friend of someone I have never even met used this as an example to illustrate the difference between reality and theatre by pointing out that these officers had taken to emailing sensitive documents to hotmail accounts (!!!!), then downloading them and printing them at home. You wouldn't call the colours of their anglo faces white on receiving this information, more a dull silvery grey.

      The following week it was announced that these officers would be allowed to print on local computers when logged into the network. The friend of someone I have no idea about also got a generally more pragmatic approach to security for at least three weeks!

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  5. Exteneded Validation Certificates by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If public CA's are supposed to be trusted authorities of identity on the Internet, why do we have to have "extended validation" of an entity before they get a certificate? If we can't trust the CA to validate entities before issuing certificates in the first place, how can we trust them to issue Extended Validation Certificates in the second?

    Oh, I forgot, they are in collusion with Microsoft and other CA's to inflate the cost of digital certificates they already issue.

    1. Re:Exteneded Validation Certificates by Sancho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There can quite easily be different levels of trust. A normal certificate tells me that the cert was issued by the CA to someone who had control over the domain's DNS records. That could be the real owner, someone who hijacked the real owner's mail remotely, or someone who sat at the owner's computer while they were away and requested the cert. Who knows?

      Extended Validation certs ostensibly try to verify that the person requesting the cert is the who they claim to be. Whether this is what happens in practice, I really couldn't say, but to suggest that the information is black-and-white is disingenuous. You might as well suggest that only one level of security clearance is needed--that either the person is trusted or they are not.

      Of course, in the real world, people may not differentiate between EV and standard SSL certs. Hell, plenty of people are fooled into providing their information to phishers. But that doesn't mean that it's security theater--it means that those people are easily fooled. EV could, in theory, benefit people who are willing to pay attention.

    2. Re:Exteneded Validation Certificates by GoRK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's funny you mention this; you know they used to do this -- Back in 1997/1998 the only way to get an SSL certificate for a webserver was to submit to pretty thorough vetting of your personal or business identity. I remember having to jump through hoops for this the first time I got an SSL certificate.

      Now that you can get an SSL cert set up inside of 10 minutes that means absolutely nothing (You can even get one for free), they had to create the stupid EV system to go back and make sure that there would be an easy way for the end users to tell the difference. You know what is funny though? The vendors examine you less when getting an EV certificate now than they did to get an SSL certificate 10 years ago.

  6. Apartment Accepting Packages by sgtron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In 2001 I was living in an apartment complex in a North Dallas suburb. If you got a package that wouldn't fit in those teeny-tiny mailboxes then the mail man would drop off the package at the apartment complex office and you could pick it up in normal office hours.

    After September 11th, the apartment management sent out a memo to all residents that because of the heightened state of terrorism awareness the office would no longer allow packages to be held there for the residents.

    Of course my first thought was they were just tired of dealing with the packages and saw this as a convenient excuse to stop holding packages for people.

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  7. Windows Vista? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, and "inspections" of laptops at the border.

    Yeah, that will help (actually, it does. It helps because it drastically reduces the number of willing visitors to the US)..

  8. Disneyland by Eco-Mono · · Score: 5, Funny

    My adviser back at University, Rich Maddox, used to tell a story from his youth, when he was dating a girl who (apparently for religious reasons? I don't remember exactly) always carried a large knife in her purse. So anyway, they were going to Disneyland with a couple of friends, and as they went through the entry turnstile they stopped Rich and asked to check his backpack for weapons and so forth. And they found a pocket knife there, and told him he couldn't bring it into the park because it was dangerous. That's when Rich called over to his girlfriend who was already inside, and said "Honey, do you still have that knife with you?" And she pulled it out of her purse and said "Yeah, why do you ask?"

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    1. Re:Disneyland by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

      P.S. When Rich tells the story he always implies that it was because the guys running the turnstile were too busy looking at his girlfriend's boobs to look in her purse. Take that however you want. Her boobs were shaped like knives?
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    2. Re:Disneyland by WRX+Gav · · Score: 3, Funny

      So you set a booby trap for them ....

    3. Re:Disneyland by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Three years ago I spent a few months in Ecuador and brought home some 21-inch machetes as gifts for my brothers. I arrived back in the UK on the 7th July 2005, the same day that some bombs went off in the London Underground.

      A week or two later I went down to visit my parents by train, passing through London. One of my brothers was also going to visit them, so we arranged to meet on the train. I took a train in to London, arriving in the early afternoon, took the Tube to Victoria, and boarded the train to my parents' town.

      Chatting to my brother, I discovered that he'd had his bag searched by police when he got on the Tube that morning, and they'd found a 2-inch penknife he'd forgotten he was carrying and told him off. I hadn't passed through any checkpoint with the machetes, though, because they wrapped up at noon.

  9. Oh Sure by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every time I'm held up by the "No Fly List" because I have an insanely common name, I feel like a victim of security theater. How many would be terrorists have been caught by the no fly list?

    In my opinion almost all forms of random searches are security theater.

    People putting loaded handguns in their homes in the case of a wood-be assailant or robber breaking in. This is not only security theater, it increases the risk you are putting yourself and your family in. Not to mention that in most instances of murder the victim knew the assailant. You're more likely to die of suicide than a robber killing you.

    I don't know if these are examples where the security theater is a cover for another reason--unlikely. But there's clearly examples where it just makes your life worse more often than better.

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    1. Re:Oh Sure by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Got proof of having guns accessible (to you) is an increased threat? No, you can't start with "everybody knows that..." you have to have a substantiated set of analysis to back up your claims.

      Also, what is your point on dying of suicide vs a robbery or home invasion? What are your chances of running a flat tire? Why carry a spare?

    2. Re:Oh Sure by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 4, Funny

      And since they're a group of them, desperate enough to mangle or kill you, they certainly all have weapons. And given the situation, the weapons in question are certainly assault rifles. And they're not stupid, just desperate, so they'll rely on strength in numbers, attacking by the hundreds. At this point, having arranged a group of hundreds of heavily armed men, they pretty much have to murder you. This is why I feel much safer keeping a loaded M1 Abrams in my bedroom.

    3. Re:Oh Sure by bledri · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, you can't start with "everybody knows that..." you have to have a substantiated set of analysis to back up your claims.

      Actually, studies do show a definite increase in suicide with gun ownership (seems obvious). Some studies have found the likelihood of being murdered also increases. I'm not aware of any studies that indicate owning a gun in the US actually improves ones safety, but I don't really care enough to do that much research.

      Citations:
      The association between the purchase of a handgun and homicide or suicide.
      Does Owning a Firearm Increase or Decrease the Risk of Death?

      Owning a gun doesn't change the likelihood of a home invasion. It does change the likelihood of mistaking oneself for Jack Bauer while the sad truth is that most of us are more akin to Gomer Pile.

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    4. Re:Oh Sure by UESMark · · Score: 5, Funny

      Two things: Firstly wooden assailants are very dangerous and resistant to gunshot wounds. Your best bet against this sort of wood-be assailant is a flamethrower or an ax.

      Secondly, saying that you shouldn't have a gun because you are more likely to commit suicide than be killed by an intruder implies that either people randomly commit suicide for no reason or that people choose to have home invasions. They are not really the same sort of thing so the statistics aren't really a helpful metric.

      That said, if you are a person with suicidal tendencies you should keep neither firearms nor flamethrowers (which confusingly are not generally considered firearms) around the house. Axes however are very difficult to commit suicide with, and as such should be kept in the event you run into any would-be wood-be assailants.

    5. Re:Oh Sure by Braino420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People putting loaded handguns in their homes in the case of a wood-be assailant or robber breaking in. This is not only security theater, it increases the risk you are putting yourself and your family in. Not to mention that in most instances of murder the victim knew the assailant. You're more likely to die of suicide than a robber killing you.
      Gun vs Burglar is not security theater. It actually does have value in your defense against the burglar and it's not really a "theater" in the sense you aren't even advertising that you are keeping a gun in your home.
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    6. Re:Oh Sure by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Random searches provide excellent security, provided the punishment for getting caught exceeds the benefits multiplied by the risk. Let's say I'm asked to smuggle weapons onto a plane. Not for a hijackings or anything, just as a black market delivery. I'm offered $10,000 to do it. I've got a great plan; assuming the security screeners don't hand search my bags, there is basically zero risk of getting caught. So now it's down to the random searches. If the punishment is 1 year in prison, and they only screen 1 in 10 people, the odds are pretty good; assuming that I value my freedom at less than $100,000 per year. Now if the punishment is 20 years in prison, now my freedom is worth less than $5,000 per year.

      Let's hypothetically try to redo 9-11. (Yes, only a stupid terrorist would try that exact same attack again, but it's a good example with concrete numbers.) We're all expecting to die, so the threat of jail is irrelevant. However, if a single one of us gets caught with weapons, there is a good chance security will be stepped up and my 19 accomplices will be caught as well. That's very bad, from my terrorist point of view. Since 20 of us need to get past security, even if they only randomly screen 1 in 20 people, there is a 64% chance of at least one person getting searched and busted. 1 in 10? 87% chance of getting busted. Very bad odds.

      Now obviously it's better to only search people who are bad guys. Unfortunately the entire point of searching people is to identify the bad guys, so that's unhelpful. We can try to be clever and profile people based on, say, their ethnicity. After all, statistically aren't Arab men more likely to hijack planes and crash them? Oddly, this makes the attack easier for the bad guys. Just start flying people around without weapons. See who gets searched. The people who run several flights without getting searched are ideal for your next attack. (A good article with further links on the complexities with profiling. As he points out, profiling based on suspicious behavior is good, although hard.)

      Of course, I'm glossing over lots of details. We need to balance many other things, including civil rights. Random searches of homes would likely be a very effective way to stop many crimes. It's also a violation of the US constitution and the principles our country was founded on. Many relatively minor crimes would necessitate punishments that many people would describe as cruel and unusual to compensate for the low risk of getting caught. The benefit of stopping the bad thing may be very minor compared to the cost of the searches. (For example, random drug tests for most jobs hurts moral and costs money, with little benefit.) But fundamentally random searches do work.

    7. Re:Oh Sure by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, it's almost security theater if you consider the gun owner as the audience and actor simultaneously. Basically, someone owning a gun for self defense makes themselves feel more secure against a very rare threat by exposing themselves to a common one.

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    8. Re:Oh Sure by databeast · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, stats any my own experience prove you wrong.

      1) Havent killed myself with my own gun yet.
      2) Have successfully run out someone breaking into my apartment with that useless gun of mine (did not shoot him, I dont shoot people in the back when they are running away from me)
      3) have had two similar experiences out on the street, where (thanks to my concealed carry license) a quick disclosure than I was prepared and equipped to respond with lethal force made the situation very nonviolent very fast once they realized I was not a tourist (I'm a british citizen living in the US).

      Oh, and I work as an infosec consultant, so sorry, but your little hoplophobic insertion into the commentstream falls very flat here.

      NEXT!

    9. Re:Oh Sure by PottedMeat · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is why I feel much safer keeping a loaded M1 Abrams in my bedroom. Hmm, at certain times of the month that's what I call my wife too!
  10. MIT ITS passwords, and Microsoft File Servers by FranTaylor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I cannot verify this story, anyone else?

    Back in ArpaNet days, MIT had machines running an OS called ITS. It was a friendly and happy world and there were user accounts but no passwords. But networking means that strangers can connect and so Arpa insisted that passwords be added. So the ITS developers added a password prompt that ignored the password, and this made the Arpa people happy for a while until they figured it out and made them actually check the password.

    In a similar vein, Microsoft file server passwords were originally checked only on the client, a fact which went undiscovered until Samba came along.

  11. Wireless Security by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had a boss that named the wireless network "Virus". On asking him about this, he explained "it's to scare off hackers - they won't connect if they think they'll get a virus". Ah, ok.

    It's probably worth pointing out he wasn't aware you could "secure" a wireless point with a basic WPA key at least - it was completely open, anyone could walk right in, assuming they beat the fear of the "virus" that was.

    --
    throw new NoSignatureException();
    1. Re:Wireless Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had a boss that named the wireless network "Virus". On asking him about this, he explained "it's to scare off hackers - they won't connect if they think they'll get a virus". Ah, ok. I named two network printers I didn't want people using "Broken" and "Dot_Matrix" (before there were access lists)
  12. Re:I've been a part of the theatre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tear the can in half ... and you will now have 2 very sharp jagged pieces of metal
    and wet trousers.
  13. Library Self-Checkouts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The libraries let you sign your own books out. You place your book and card under a scanner, and then it demagnetizes the book so the alarms won't go off when you leave. The scanner only reads a barcode though, so you can stick five books on it, sign out one, and demagnetize them all. Presto, four free books.

    Of course, when the security alarms do go off at the library anyway, they just let the people walk out.

  14. Shortly after 9/11 by hudsonhawk · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...while I was temping for a company in Chicago, I was asked to deliver a box of candy to a client in the Sears Tower. While entering, I went though the giant, heightened security setup - x-rays and all - and got held up because I had a box cutter in my backback.

    They held it up triumphantly and shouted at me, "Just what do you expect to do with this?!"

    I wanted to ask them them the same question back. Just what did they expect I'd do with that? In a building that had security guards with guns? Was I going to hijack the building and crash it into a plane?

    1. Re:Shortly after 9/11 by maxume · · Score: 5, Funny

      You also had a box. You should have pointed at it.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    2. Re:Shortly after 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And what exactly would you do with a box cutter? Open boxes? Hah! Likely story...

    3. Re:Shortly after 9/11 by areusche · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't know one could fly buildings :-p

    4. Re:Shortly after 9/11 by OglinTatas · · Score: 4, Funny

      Glad to see you back from Gitmo, man. We missed you.

    5. Re:Shortly after 9/11 by Tycho · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Back in 2005, I bought, which at the time, was a high-end Acer laptop. Less than a month later I took the laptop with me on a vacation, where I flew to Missoula, Montana from Minneapolis - St. Paul International Airport. The MSP airport is also Idaho Senator Larry Craig's favorite layover destination. So after arriving at the airport on the day of the flight, I got in the line for the security screening and I did not remove the laptop from the bag, which was bad of me. I overheard one of the security screeners state to another screener that he had observed the laptop during the scanning and then my bag was flagged. Another screener took my bag, called me over and asked me to open my bag and asked me to turn on my laptop. Things seemed to go well at first, I turned the computer on and proved that it worked. As the computer was booting up, the TSA screener wiped a disposable microfiber cloth on parts of the exterior of the laptop. However, the screener had some sort of spectrometer. The screener put the cloth into this spectrometer. Something was wrong with the results and the screeneer started to wipe down the inside and outside of my backpack with additional cloths. The trace chemical results from the backpack were similar to the initial results from the laptop. The spectrometer results showed trace amounts of the explosive TNT. The screener asked me if I gone hunting with that bag, which I had not done. However, three years earlier I had been to Montana for a field camp class for my Geology degree and put several rocks in the backpack. Some of the rocks apparently had a residual amount of TNT left on them, after being blasted, and the TNT was transfered onto the surfaces of the backpack. The screener was satisfied with this explanation and allowed me to go and catch my flight.

      --
      Impersonating Tycho from Penny Arcade since before there was a PA.
  15. Back button on bank's web site by rduke15 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    On my bank's web site, when I used the browser's back button, things started to get out of sync. You had to click their own custom back button somewhere in the pages so that everything would continues to work.

    When I called to report it, I was explained that I had to click their own back button, not mine. When I said "Yes, I know, I just wanted to let you know so that you can fix the bug sometime", the final answer was something like "It's by design. It's for security reasons". At that point I was expected to say "ok. thank you" or whatever, and to understand that a "bug" was totally unthinkable on their super-reliable ultra-secure blah blah bank site.

    Nevertheless, a few months later, the bug was gone. I didn't call back to say I'm now worried about the security...

  16. Nice Article by dunezone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article fails to talk about security as a deterrent.

    The RFID bracelets on an infant can give comfort to the parents but its more of a deterrent then anything. Sure the hospital can tell the parents that their child is protected. But the hospital is not protecting the child as much as its protecting itself. For example:

    A guard that is in the bank is not there to stop a bank from being robbed. He deters people from committing the crime itself. In a robbery situation the guard himself is useless because the individual or individuals robbing a bank would take him out first. But in most bank robberies, the criminals are going to go after a bank without a guard anyway.

    A mall guard doesn't stop people from stealing, he creates the presence of being watched, therefor deterring people from stealing.

    Same goes with cameras in stores. Most of the time no one is monitoring the cameras and if anything their used to watch employees over customers. But their deterring employees from doing anything unethical or illegal and they deter people from stealing.

    In my opinion the idea of security theater and feeling safe is crap. You might as well spend the time and effort to know your safe then make it seem like you feel like your safe.

  17. Completely off-topic... by HetMes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...but what the hell is up with these users starting their replies with something like: "I'll probably get modded down for trolling, but..." Are you saying you know your answer will not be appreciated, but you're just the kind of crazy, out-there, don't-give-a-damn, cool guy that says it anyway? Just say what you have to say and stand by it. Stop showing off your insecurity, and/or lack of knowledge on the subject.

    1. Re:Completely off-topic... by ericrost · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be new here.

  18. The entire war on drugs by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's left to say? It's pretty clear that drugs are more dangerous when they're only available in the unregulated black market than in a regulated legal market. Criminalizing the use of drugs only hurts drug users more, yet it's done in the name of safety.

    What's worst is that we've been fighting this war for decades, no end is in sight, we've spent more money and lost more freedoms fighting it than we have in Iraq. And still, no one in power has the balls to speak out against this.

    We live in a sick, sad world. People who would meet the non-violent act of drug use with the violent acts of arrest and imprisonment are themselves violent criminals. Yet in this society they are deemed good citizens.

    --
    Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    1. Re:The entire war on drugs by TorKlingberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Strangely, the only drug liberals I see are upper class people with no personal experience of drug abuse among friends or family. Marijuana is one thing, the the harder drugs cause a lot of problems. And no, most problems are not because of the illegality itself.

    2. Re:The entire war on drugs by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Criminalizing the use of drugs only hurts drug users more, yet it's done in the name of safety.
      It's not done for "safety". It's being done in the name of some calvinist anglo-saxon puritan attitude to prevent undeserved pleasure. "Undeserved" meaning not controlled by someone else.

      Anything pleasurable, be it sex, masturbation, alcohol or pleasure drugs that only depends on the enjoyer's will is bad, because it cannot be used in a carrot/stick situation.

      This is why many societies rely on religion (no sex if you don't support a bitchy whiny wife that will pump out kids to perpetuate the tribe) or commerce (no money? You dont watch that movie/hear that song/enjoy yourself in the amusement park/drink that hooch) to provide pleasure.

      God may have mercy on the poor soul who brews his own moonshine or grow his own weed. Because those people are dangerous individuals that cannot be controlled.

    3. Re:The entire war on drugs by julesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Strangely, the only drug liberals I see are upper class people with no personal experience of drug abuse among friends or family. Marijuana is one thing, the the harder drugs cause a lot of problems. And no, most problems are not because of the illegality itself.

      A lot of the problems with drugs are due to illegality:

      - A rather large number of people die every year because they get drugs that are either higher concentration than they're expecting or have been cut with something else that is harmful. In a regulated industry, this would not happen.
      - People with drug habits are often reluctant to seek treatment for fear of prosecution.
      - The difficulty of acquiring drugs causes a form of vendor lock-in which allows dealers to raise prices after their customer is hooked; this escalation of prices often forces the addict to turn to crime and/or prostitution to fund their habit.

    4. Re:The entire war on drugs by permaculture · · Score: 2, Informative

      "the only drug liberals I see are upper class people with no personal experience of drug abuse"

      Such naïvety is easily corrected. Here's a whole website of people from all walks of life, who deal with drug abuse and would like to see the law changed.

      http://www.leap.cc/cms/index.php

      --
      Environmentalism is the new Victorianism. Everyone ties on a green corset and pretends we're virtuous.
  19. My fave by Deadstick · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...is the one we've all seen in the airport: confiscation of bottled water. Every time a TSA guy finds your bottle of Dasani, he pours the suspected explosive in the trash. His very first good catch will be his last...

    rj

    1. Re:My fave by arthurpaliden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The put all the possible liquid expolosives together in the same trash bin beside the security station in the middle of the crowed airport....

    2. Re:My fave by 77Punker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I imagine the security checkpoint creates enough of a bottleneck that a bomb detonated right in the middle of it would kill as many people as a bomb on board an airplane.

    3. Re:My fave by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually that ordinary looking trash bin is in fact a titanium-bonded, lead-lined, virtually indestructible tube leading down three levels to a large containment chamber wherein lies a pool of counter-reactive liquid created by top NASA scientists to nullify the catalysts for dynamic release in most explosive chemicals.

      Ok, no it's not.

  20. Passwords by qoncept · · Score: 4, Informative

    The DOD replaced reasonable passwords with Common Access Cards. The difference? Instead of having to find out someone's 8+ character alphanumeric password that changes every month, you need to have physical access to their card and need to know their 6 digit number that never changes. Meanwhile, everyone is forgetting their card in the reader when they go to lunch, so they can't get back on base -- but feel free to use it yourself in the meantime.

    --
    Whale
  21. Password Policy by Aram+Fingal · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was working with a particular system where the vendor added a strict password security policy. They require a mixture of uppercase and lowercase letters as well as at least one digit or special character. Later on, I discovered, by accident, that the password is not case sensitive when you actually go to login. It turns out that the routine for setting the password enforces stronger passwords than the underlying system can actually support. The vendor, of course, claimed that they would be upgrading their underlying password encryption algorithm very soon.

  22. Re:I've been a part of the theatre. by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, solution. Ask for TWO cans of soda. Drink the first one and then tear the second one in half. Try to pour as much of the flowing liquid into the now empty first can.......no wait.. Ask for THREE cans......crap....

  23. 2002 Winter Olympics by ryanisflyboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was living in Salt Lake City during these games. Remember that the Olympics were only a few months after 9/11. There were huge security concerns. We saw low flying helicopters over the city we were told were searching for nuclear material. We saw various 'special forces' teams deployed in the mountains around venues looking for 'snipers.' The security downtown was surreal. People were checking every car coming in and out for bombs. Everyone had to go through metal detectors (in some cases, you actually had to pass two layers of metal detectors). The amount of government agents per city block was astounding. Many were armed with sub-machine guns. For such a quiet city like Salt Lake, seeing troops walk around in full combat gear was quite theatrical.

    My favorite security theatric was an ATF agent standing on a street corner, machine gun in hand and in full combat gear. He was waving and smiling at people driving buy to be sure they all saw him and his gun. I stopped and watched him for about 20 minutes before he started using his radio while giving me the 'killer' eyes. Despite the smiling and waving, he was not friendly, not at all. I decided to vacate my vantage point. Those guys were so bored they were looking for targets to harass.

    1. Re:2002 Winter Olympics by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 2, Funny
      You should have started running. I knew a group of kids who--back in the day--used to mess with the cops by going into a 7-11 to buy a slurpy, and then as they left would take off running.

      Inevitably there'd be a police helicopter in the neighborhood in a few minutes.

  24. My experience with the TSA and Patriot Act by SoCalChris · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Patriot Act

    I had some stock options through my job that I tried to cash through the etrade account that had been set up for me. The stock price was rather high, and our trading window was about to close, so I tried selling at literally the last minute. The sell order failed, and no reason was given. A few days later, I received a letter in the mail from etrade telling me that my account was locked. Several years before, while living in a different state, I had an etrade account. Because the SSN was the same on both accounts, but the addresses were totally different, some part of the Patriot Act made them lock my account until I could prove my identity by sending them a notarized copy of my social security card.

    Another example, which isn't really security theater, just shitty work by the TSA happened to me a few years before that.

    My wife had to fly out of state for a funeral, and she took our 6 month old daughter with her. I took them to the ticket counter. Since she was traveling with a baby, a car seat, and her carry on bag, the ticket agent offered to print me a pass that would allow me to accompany her to the gate and help her carry her things.

    As I was getting up to the xray machines, I remembered that I had a small pocket knife in my pocket. I hadn't removed it since I wasn't expecting to go through security. As I got to the xray machine, I told the operator what had happened, and told her that I'd just go back through the line and put the knife out in our car.

    She seemed ok with that, and told me that I could just go ahead and go through the xray machine, and out the exit that was just a few feet from the xray machine, so I didn't have to go back and work my way through the line.

    As soon as I went through, several TSA agents came up and detained me for attempting to bring a weapon through the security checkpoint. I wound up being searched, my 6 month old daughter that I was holding was searched, and I was questioned for about an hour as to why I had tried to take a knife through security. Not once did they go talk to the lady running the xray machine less than 50 feet away, who had told me to go through.

    In the end, my knife was confiscated (It was about a $50 knife), and I was threatened that I could be under arrest for attempting to smuggle a weapon through the airport, and I could be facing a several thousand dollar fine for it. They filled out a report, and made me immediately leave the terminal.

    About a month later, I received a letter from the TSA saying that they had chosen not to fine me this time, but if I ever came up in their system again I would face the maximum penalties.

    That was the day that I lost all faith in our government.

  25. Guard Gates by PPH · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In a past life, I worked for a major aerospace company. Security appeared pretty tight, what with armed guards checking IDs at entry points. They also had manned checkpoints to check vehicle passes at the road entrances. These were usually issued to upper management, enabling them to park inside the fence, close to the buildings. The peons had to park outside and walk in.

    Because of my job in various R&D labs, I was always hauling equipment around in my personal vehicle. There were provisions to issue employees in my position a temporary vehicle pass and a 'parcel pass', allowing us to transport company equipment through the gates.

    Throughout my career, I was never ever challenged when exiting a facility with a hatchback, obviously loaded with expensive equipment. The vehicle pass system existed only to ensure that some scumbag grunt didn't park in a manager's space. Security guards were nothing more than glorified parking enforcement.

    At some of the production facilities, gate guards were instructed to examine lunch boxes of the workers exiting to ensure that they were not swiping tools. Briefcases were exempt from such checks, as they were typically carried by trusted engineers and management. As most of the engineers working within production facilities were indistinguishable from mechanics by dress or any badge markings, I suppose it never occurred to security that a worker intent on swiping tools could obtain a briefcase.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  26. Joint account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was trying to transfer some funds out of a joint bank account. I used the phone based system (and answered the usual security questions). Then the person told me that for the transfer to be allowed, both people on the joint account needed to sign-off on the transfer.

    The other person wasn't available... so I just said "Ok, hold on I'll get him." Then waited a few seconds and said "Hi. Yes, I'm he. Yes I confirm the transfer."

    They transferred the money. No authentication, no double-checks. Just some voice on a phone (I didn't even bother faking a different-sounding voice) saying that it was ok.

    1. Re:Joint account by jfruhlinger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm often the person who's in charge of dealing with irritating, faceless corporations over the phone in our family, but quite a few of our accounts with said corporations are in my wife's name, and sometimes they refuse to deal with me because I'm obviously not her, even though I have access to all the information that she would (usually nothing more complicated than our account number and maybe her SS #). I wonder sometimes what would happen if I called claiming to be her, and talked in a ludicrous Monty Python-style falsetto -- or, better, if I just talked in my regular voice and got really offended if they gave me grief about it.

      I also met a woman named "Joshua" once. I wonder if she gets hassled by people who don't believe she is who she is.

  27. Security Fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    A local school here recently went to a closed campus. They paid a lot of money to fence between all perimeter buildings (really old school), and to put up large gates.

    During school hours, the only way onto the campus is through the front office (or any door that someone opens from the inside). You can exit the campus from any perimeter door. For good measure, they mounted a security camera to watch the door into the front office.

    They placed it so that it records the back of people as they enter the office. At least it would, if they hadn't mounted it directly behind the four inch steel post they installed to mount the gate that closed the campus.

    Now, the camera takes a nice video of a shiny new fence post all day.

    Everyone knows the camera is useless in its present position. Nobody cares. All the expense of the fences, the gates, and the cameras was never about security.

  28. Beyond security theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have a friend who works for *organization*. They work in a
    single-story building, in a suburb of a second-tier city. The building
    sits on its own plot of land, on a hill, in an industrial-office-park
    kind of area. The building is a lab, but it's mostly monitoring
    equipment. It's not weapons, or explosives, or significant quantities
    of chemicals.

    This is probably not what anyone would consider a high-value target.
    There's never been any kind of attack or threat against the building
    or its personnel. But after 9-11, management started obsessing about
    security.

    The first thing they did was get armed guards for the building. Armed
    guards did not make my friend feel secure. My friend wondered about
    their training and worried about getting shot.

    Guard duty is tough. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter,
    and the guards aren't in good condition to begin with, since they just
    stand there all day and never get any exercise. In practice, the
    guards spend most of their time sitting in their cars in front of the
    building, with the engine running for heat or AC.

    Management decided that this didn't look good, so they built a guard
    shack along the right-hand side of the driveway. Now the guard sits in
    the shack and watches the cars go by.

    But that didn't seem very secure either--a bad guy could just drive
    right by without stopping
    (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Beirut_barracks_bombing).

    So they added a gate, and spikes, and a card reader. To pass, an
    employee stops at the gate, rolls down their window and swipes their
    card. The gate goes up, the spikes retract, and they drive through.

    My friend doesn't trust this system a bit, and makes a point of
    watching to see that the spikes have retracted before driving over
    them. There was speculation among the staff as to who would be the
    first to blow out their tires on the spikes. As it happenes, it was
    the mailman, followed some time later by two visitors who either
    didn't see or didn't understand the signs warning against following
    another vehicle through the gate.

    I suggested that they stencil silhouettes of all the vehicles they've
    caught on the guard shack, the way fighter pilots (used to?) record
    kills on the nose of their airplanes.

    My friend points out that even with a gate and spikes, the system only
    protects against attackers who
    - care about their tires, and
    - don't have trucks
    because any vehicle can blow through the gate and make it the short
    distance to the building on four flat tires, and any truck can drive
    over the curb and avoid the whole thing.

    Management decided that blowing out their visitors' tires was
    unfriendly, so they instituted a new procedure for passing the gate.
    Now, drivers stop at the gate and roll down their window. The guard
    walks from the shack (on the right), in front of the car, to the card
    reader (on the left), takes the driver's card, swipes it, and returns
    it to the driver. Then the driver can pass.

    The staff considered that the guards were now at risk of being run
    over--and it happened. An employee reached down in his car to get his
    card, his foot came off the brake, and the car rolled forward into the
    guard. The guard was taken to hospital--I don't think the injuries
    were too serious. The driver has to appear in court and pay fines--I
    don't know if it is criminal or civil.

    This is beyond security theater. This is real damage.

  29. WOD == price support by mkcmkc · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The purpose of the War on Drugs is to support the price of illegal drugs. If these drugs were legalized, the price would instantly collapse, and lot of powerful people would be very upset. (credit to Doonesbury or Outland (?) for pointing this out)

    It also helps politicians pander to ignorant members of the right.

    --
    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
    1. Re:WOD == price support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reverse can also be true though, lets look at a pack of smokes.

      Just over half the price of a pack of smokes is government taxes of some sort or another, they make gobs of cash from your addiction.

      While basic economics tells us that outlawing something only makes a black market for it, the add on to that would be 'legalizing something lets you tax it'.

      While we piss billions down the drain that is the war on drugs we also create a multi billion dollar multi-national black market and organized crime to go with it, with all the subsequent violence that goes with criminal groups fighting each other. Making drugs illegal gives drug dealers an incentive to operate, theres profit in selling drugs, A LOT of profit. Doubly so since theres no pesky regulatory boards you have to keep happy. FDA approval means shit to a drug lord.

      So we spend billions trying to stop them, while drug lords make billions, and the much touted war on drugs never nabs anybody really important.

      If it was all legalized and regulated (driving drunk is a crime, so to would driving high be, obviously) we'd cut the knees out from under organized crime, and see violent, drug related crimes vanish.

      Of coruse that would actually accomplish something useful, and we cant have that because then you lose political leverage, alas.

    2. Re:WOD == price support by nine-times · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's also to provide a purpose for government agencies that would have otherwise become obsolete when prohibition ended. Government always expands, never contracts. If you create an agency to keep people from getting illegal substances, they'll make substances illegal just to give that agency something to do.

  30. Crossing back into US from Canada... by KC7GR · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Every year, my lady and I go up to Canada for the 4th of July weekend to escape the annual (and mostly illegal, under local city codes) fireworks war-zone that infests our neighborhood. We've been doing this for several years, and in fact we both just got our NEXUS cards.

    To help put this in context: I'm a ham radio operator, as well as a volunteer first-responder. I've had formal training, through our city's fire department, in disaster relief, emergency medical procedures, basic search-and-rescue, the whole bit.

    Because of the above, our minivan is well-equipped for emergencies. I've installed multiple communication radios, a navigation computer, and I carry a medical trauma kit and various safety gear such as flares and a reflective vest. Besides the small antenna farm on the roof, I also have a light bar mounted on the back end (amber, red, clear... same as many tow trucks).

    Every bit of it is legal under the road laws of every state except New York (I know, because I spent a couple of long nights going through said laws to make bloody sure!). Couple all that with the fact that I work for our state's police agency (non-commissioned, civil service).

    Now, with all the above in mind -- Last year, we're coming back through on Sunday afternoon. I normally have the radios and navigation system on while driving, and this has never, in times past, been an issue.

    Not this year. The border guard we drew seemed to be short on both sleep and temper, and rudely ordered me to turn EVERYthing off before he would even talk to us. One of the questions he asked, after that point, was who I worked for. When I told him, he said (snappily) that, for that reason alone, I should understand why he'd told me to turn everything off.

    He let us move on at that point, but before I took off I told him, flat out, "No, I don't understand."

    And it was the honest truth! If someone's going to try and set off something that goes bang via radio, or other wireless means, it strikes me that they're going to go to considerable effort to keep such activities hidden. They certainly would not do so in a hugely-long border-crossing line, where there was absolutely no way to move anywhere but through the guard posts, in a minivan that stands out like a solar flare and has ham radio callsign plates to boot!

    I have no clear idea why this guard was so nasty, or what bizarre purpose his attitude served. I will say that it did indeed strike me as pure theater.

    The only thing I can think of is that, perhaps, his sergeant or lieutenant was observing him at the time, and we didn't notice...?

    Keep the peace(es).

    --

    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

    1. Re:Crossing back into US from Canada... by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, if I had a nasty purpose in mind, you're exactly the kind of person I'd probably want to imitate. And if I wanted to get a really good idea of how the streets around a bank I was planning to rob were laid out, I'd go strutting around dressed like one of those Guardian Angel dildoes.

      It's human nature to concentrate on the memorable stuff...whether it's a beret and an attitude, or a van tarted up like a cross between the batmobile and an AWACS jet.

      Having said that, I'll agree that a disproportionate number customs guards, no matter who they work for, are assholes. I especially liked the American ones who picked the one cute little Asian girl on our bus to strip-search. Must have been "Feed The Lesbian Guard Day" or something.

      --
      I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
  31. The blinking red light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    in 2002 I bought a ford focus zx3, complete with a blinking red light on the dash, which the dealer refered to as an "anti-theft device."

    1. Re:The blinking red light by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 3, Informative

      well, in that it's meant to deter the casual thief by tricking them into believing that your car has an alarm, it IS an anti-theft device. Just a rather unsophisticated one which most nefarious types will see through these days.
      It's just an LED, some flashing thingumy wotsit and something (probably a simple logic gate of some variety) to turn it off when the engine is running - it adds probably less than $1 to the cost of the car, which you'll more than make back if even one particularly gullible criminal decides not to break into your car because of it.

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    2. Re:The blinking red light by Maximalist · · Score: 5, Funny

      I insist on the the most effective automotive anti-theft device ever invented or marketed: the stick shift.

      Who needs a flashing red light when there is a third pedal and gear shift that scare the crap out of 90% of potential drivers of my car?

    3. Re:The blinking red light by Malekin · · Score: 3, Informative

      That only works in the US and Japan, though. Most of the world has a much more diverse mix of transmissions.

    4. Re:The blinking red light by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Doesn't work in Europe. Every thief knows how to drive sticks. Actually, you'd probably be better off with an automatic, everyone will shy away from stealing those. They're expensive, and only rich (and powerful) people spend money on something as frivolous as not having to shift gears.

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    5. Re:The blinking red light by houstonbofh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Revenue... The shops charge to "fix" the radio.

    6. Re:The blinking red light by cansado · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have a Ford Focus. My anti-theft device? I have a Ford Focus.

    7. Re:The blinking red light by abandonment · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you seriously think that a car alarm would deter anyone from stealing or damaging your car then you are not being 'devalued', you are deluded.

      All anyone I know thinks when they hear a car alarm is thoughts of destruction imposed on the owner of said car. Hell most people would be GLAD to have the car stolen so that it would go away and shut the fuck up.

      There's a reason cities are starting to ban car alarms - they are just annoying and serve little to no useful purpose whatsoever.

    8. Re:The blinking red light by profplump · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is that like "only the right (and powerful) people spend money on something as frivolous as not having to butcher their own animals"?

      There are legitimate reasons you might not want an automatic transmission -- you might like the additional control, better fuel economy, improved failure modes, etc. -- but dismissing it as "frivolous" just makes you sound envious of people who can afford a lifestyle you'd like for yourself.

    9. Re:The blinking red light by instarx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      in 2002 I bought a ford focus zx3, complete with a blinking red light on the dash, which the dealer refered to as an "anti-theft device." Actually, this works. I regularly place a battery-powered blinking LED in my van when I park it overnight in New York City. All you have to do is make the thief decide to look for easier pickings. Face it - if the thief really wants your stuff even a real car alarm isn't going to deter him.

    10. Re:The blinking red light by sjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The best deterrent is to drive a used car with no real resale value and park next to expensive cars.

    11. Re:The blinking red light by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and a huge sigh in the front window saying "THIS CAR HAS NO RADIO AND NO BRAKES"

    12. Re:The blinking red light by clare-ents · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Europe really is different. Almost everybody drives a manual rather than an automatic. The car hire people tell me the only reason they have automatics is so they can rent out to foreign visitors, British customers will go to a different hire car firm if a manual shift isn't available.

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      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Einstein)
    13. Re:The blinking red light by The+Warlock · · Score: 4, Funny

      I save the "no brakes" thing as a surprise.

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      I've upped my standards, so up yours.
    14. Re:The blinking red light by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you seriously think that a car alarm would deter anyone from stealing or damaging your car then you are not being 'devalued', you are deluded

      That's not the purpose of the blinking light. The blinking light lowers my car insurance! Mine only comes on when the car is locked.

      There's a reason cities are starting to ban car alarms - they are just annoying and serve little to no useful purpose whatsoever.

      I hadn't heard that cities are banning alarms, what cities? My alarm is built into the car, it activates when the doors are locked. The only way to not activate the alarm is to not lock the car! If they should pass such a law in my city how could I possibly comply?

      I bought the car used, and it had no owner's manual. Last winter I hit the "panic" button by mistake and had no idea how to shut it off. A cop cruised by in less than two minutes, HE know how to shut it off! Now I know too.

      But the lesson I got there is the alarms DO serve a purpose. Had someone been stealing the car, they would have gotten caught.

      A friend has a "protected by XXX Security company" sign in his yard. He doesn't really have a home alarm, he stole the sign!

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    15. Re:The blinking red light by neurovish · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a "no bears" sign in my yard. Haven't had a single problem with bears hanging around my house since.

    16. Re:The blinking red light by ridefst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Easy guy, he's on _your_ side... Let me paraphrase... "There are legitimate reasons you might not want an automatic transmission" The legitimate reasons that you might not want an automatic transmission are that, "you might like the additional control, better fuel economy, improved failure modes, etc."

    17. Re:The blinking red light by pthisis · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, cars with automatic transmissions are cheaper used than cars without, because no one wants a car with worse performance and worse fuel economy, when the only benefit is that you don't have to change gears. Cars with automatic transmissions are only for the stupid and lazy.


      "Manual transmissions get better mileage than automatic transmissions" is one of those things that was absolutely true 20 years ago but requires more thought these days.

      It depends entirely on the specifics of the transmission, vehicle, and driver. e.g. the 5-speed automatic in the Toyota Rav4 gets better mileage than the 5-speed manual, no matter how carefully you shift. But the 4-speed automatic gets worse mileage than a careful driver.

      The Toyota FJ cruiser likewise gets better mileage in the automatic than the manual. I think the Mazda5 with the 5-speed auto is another.

      Moreover, even in cars where the reverse is true studies show that most drivers don't optimize their shifting for fuel economy. Most people wind up getting better performance but worse fuel economy than most modern automatic transmissions (which are significantly more advanced than older versions).

      Now, manuals do give more control (e.g. allowing better engine braking on snow/ice). And they almost always have better performance. You can pop-start them if the starter/battery dies. In many places they're cheaper. And if you're careful about driving for fuel economy, you can get better mileage in most models (but you'll lose the performance benefits then).
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    18. Re:The blinking red light by Heian-794 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who would steal a focus?

      An Internet Explorer-equipped dashboard?

    19. Re:The blinking red light by sjames · · Score: 2, Funny

      A friend of mine was almost a victim of auto theft. He found it pulled half out of it's space with the driver's side door opened. However, it seems that the would be thief didn't know how many times to pump the gas and the exact ratio of gas and clutch required to avoid stalling the engine (a truly tiny window in that car).

      Or perhaps he noticed the smoke detector light for the engine compartment and the lanyard that operated the fire extinguisher so you didn't have to stop to handle the occasional fire.

      I guess they didn't get far enough to notice the missing tooth in the steering pinion.

  32. Find out what they need but do what they want. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The consulting algorithm:

      1) Find out what they want. (They will ask for bells and whistles and not tell you core process basics.)
      2) Figure out what they actually need. (Research their actual process and design improvements.)
      3) Try to convince them to want what they actually need and change the spec go with that.
      4) After step 3), give them what they now want, whether it's what they need or not. (Provided it's legal and ethical.)

    And of course:

      5) Profit!

    They are the bosses / customers. They decide what to spend money on. You are the hireling. You agree to do what they want in trade for the fee they pay. After step 3) your moral and ethical obligations are discharged - and if your suggestions are good you've proved your worth. If they're smart they go with what you suggested - or know something about their business that you didn't and reject your suggestion on that basis. But if they decide to do something you think is stupid once they've been informed, it's their business, so it's their call.

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  33. Firearms and security by pieleric · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since his wife carries a small pistol in her purse... Maybe everyone from the US will consider me trolling, let me apologize for this but, reading your little story, I wonder if the second amendment is not one of the biggest security theatre ever, allowing gun manufacturers to keep their sales high.

    It's rather hard to believe that authorizing everyone to carry firearms can in any way make the society safer... Here, in Europe, if I met a girl who carries a pistol in her purse, I would immediately freak out and run away!
    1. Re:Firearms and security by Xuranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder if the second amendment is not one of the biggest security theatre ever, allowing gun manufacturers to keep their sales high.

      Really? I mean REALLY? The 2nd amendment was written with the pre-NRA NRA in mind? I've heard some pretty far out things on this site but wow, that just takes the cake.

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      "There is no real right or wrong, just what the majority accepts at the time."
    2. Re:Firearms and security by novakyu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's rather hard to believe that authorizing everyone to carry firearms can in any way make the society safer It has nothing to do with "making the society safer" (as if they were worried about crime rates in late 1700s). It has everything to do with preventing the government from oppressing its citizens so much that they cannot even rise up in a bloody rebellion when the government becomes too oppressive to endure.
  34. Fake Camera by daveywest · · Score: 5, Interesting
    My wife manages an apartment complex. She was having problems with messes left in the laundry room. We installed a fake camera with a flashing led light.

    The office had a second door with a peep hole into the laundry. To give the camera an air of legitimacy, she sat in the office one night and made a note of everyone who came into the laundry. When they came in to pay their rent the next week, she mentioned that she saw them doing their laundry on the "tape" and asked about a fictitious mess that was left.

    She managed to do this to a couple of the complex gossips, and never had a problem in there again.

  35. NJ Army National Guard by charlie763 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was an intelligence analyst in the NJ Army National Guard until my contract ended in 2006.

    We were deployed twice to protect Port Authority facilities around NY and NJ. On both deployment we had our weapons M16A2s or pistols. On our second deployment we were not given ammunition. Yes, we were walking around in uniforms holding empty rifles.

    The best we could do is radio the Port Authority Police or possible club someone trying to steal our weapons. Our combat effectiveness was slightly above that of Nerf.

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    1. Re:NJ Army National Guard by Herkum01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Remind me of a friends story while in China. His friend, who was Chinese, was driving down this shortcut and in front of him was the very professional, and heavily armed Chinese soldier standing in the way. He decided to just drive around him and my friend started to freak out and asked him, "what the hell was he doing, he could have gotten them killed!" His friends reply was, 'oh they don't give them any bullets!"

    2. Re:NJ Army National Guard by instarx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      National Guard troops posted in Grand Central Terminal and Penn Station to provide security. What a joke. They are clearly untrained for transportation hub security duties. If they had to fire their weapons they would kill more civilians than terrorists. They stand around in groups of four or five (grenade fodder). They try to pick up girls. They window shop. Their weapons are unsuitable for indoor fire fights. Contrast this with professional securty guards at airports and train stations in Europe. They travel in pairs, always moving. They do NOT try to pick up girls. Their weapons (SMGs not assault rifles) are slung across their chests and always held in a ready position. They are always observing and evaluating. They are clearly the real thing, not theater like in the US.

      I could forgive this lack of training in US security immediately after 9/11, but it has now been seven years and they still aren't trained. I blame the NG commanders who are clearly incompetent and don't think it's important to get real and appropriate training for their men, and I also blame Homeland Security who are trying to do security on the cheap by not establishing a professional and highly trained security force. Farce.

  36. Re:MIT ITS passwords, and Microsoft File Servers by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Informative

    In a similar vein, Microsoft file server passwords were originally checked only on the client, a fact which went undiscovered until Samba came along.

    It wasn't just Microsoft. NFS at one point in my life was synonymous with "no fucking security". It trusted the UserID that you transmitted with it. UserID 0 was a handy value to use...

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    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
  37. Email Confidentiality Notices by wmpp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These things have bugged me for a long time. I mean, have they ever really been tested in court? The last time I checked, I couldn't find anything apart from "experts" recommending their use.

    If I put a confidentiality notice on a postcard, is there a reasonable expectation of privacy?

  38. Re:The question begs by Duradin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No one could ever have something like a four hour drive to the nearest major league stadium which with one wrong turn could include a trip through the seedier part of the city?

    That'd never happen because everyone lives in perfect happy little suburban utopias where everything is a five minute walk away.

    Sad thing is I predict you'll get insightful and this will get flamebait.

  39. Airport Security & Mystery Liquids by Uhlek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not having flown a commercial airliner recently, I'd completely forgotten about the liquid/aerosol rule and decided to carry my luggage onboard. After standing in line for awhile, I noticed the signs and remembered. Crap! I had my mouthwash, an aerosol can of deodorant, and my aerosol shaving cream with me. Given the length the line had grown to, I decided to just forgo those items than risk being late.

    A bit about those three items. Both the shaving cream and deodorant were in aerosol cans, both larger than the size allowed, but obviously retail items. The mouthwash was too large as well, and was a generic amber bottle, about 14 or so ounces, with a prescription sticker (I have gingivitis).

    I pull all three items out, and just tell the TSA guy that I know I need to toss them. He glances at all three and tells me I have to ditch the deodorant and the shaving cream, but I can keep the mouthwash.

    Because it's prescription.

    So, the two retail aerosol cans that are nearly impossible to inject anything into are verboten, but the amber bottle with the mystery liquid in it, that's okay, because it has a sticker with a Walgreens logo on it. Fan-fucking-tastic.

    1. Re:Airport Security & Mystery Liquids by Repton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was flying internationally (Wellington to Sydney) recently. The security guards stopped me after x-raying my bag --- turned out that I had some roll-on deoderant in there that I had forgotten about. Oops.

      So I apologise and hand it over. The security officer places the deoderant in a plastic bag, hands it back to me, and sends me on my way.

      Clearly the bag was made of some kind of special anti-explosive plastic...

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      Repton.
      They say that only an experienced wizard can do the tengu shuffle.
  40. Today at The Daily WTF by adavies42 · · Score: 2, Funny
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    Media that can be recorded and distributed can be recorded and distributed.
    -kfg
  41. Fingerprint scanners by hobb0001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Security systems that will let you in with nothing more than a fingerprint scan. Gee, what's more difficult: guessing the correct password within 3 attampts, or lifting a fingerprint and making a gelatin mold? (hint: see Mythbusters to see how difficult it isn't to create a gelatin mold)

    1. Re:Fingerprint scanners by Lehk228 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      some will work if you blow on the glass.

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      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
    2. Re:Fingerprint scanners by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The most recent example of this was when the German Chaos Computer Club published the fingerprints of Wolfgang Schäuble, Germany's Innenminister (sort of like the UK home secretary or the USA's DHS head). They even distributed it as a film with their magazine, since there is no law against publishing fingerprints.

      This English-language article at Heise Online gives all of the gory details...

  42. The Retail Scare... by rMortyH · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course there are the obvious TSA stories, but I think the more common stuff may actually be worse.

    Working as a contractor for a giant Electronics retailer that shall remain nameless, I saw a memo regarding their policy of searching people's bags as they left, and sometimes entered, the stores.

    The public reason given for searching those who left the store was, of course, loss of merchandise. The public reason given for searching those entering was safety...

    However the REAL reason for both of these, was to (paraphrasing from memory) 'Establish [company name] as the authority figure in the sales transaction and subsequent customer service encounters...'

    Yikes! 'We're in charge here, we've got big scary minimum-wage thugs, You'd better Buy as we say!'

    Now if that's not 'Security Theatre' at it's worst, I don't know what is....

    =R

  43. Re:3 oz Liquid Restrictions by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you *sure* it wasn't the sunblock that made him pale?

  44. Most everything done since the 9/11 attacks. by mtc0420 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Patriot Act, DHS, color coded security threat levels, etc.

  45. FAA pilot on the do not fly list. by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For the longest time, I was on the "do not fly" list. I never knew why, but my name is very common. Turns out somebody used an alias the same as my name in the Bahamas to commit international wire fraud - I found this out when it took 6 hours to open a $100 bank account. It wasn't identity theft - just coincidence.

    So here I am, not only taking my shoes off, but also being escorted to the back room for the "enhanced" security check every time I fly on an airliner. The only problem is that I'm an FAA-licensed pilot, and have all the clearance to enter just about any area of the airport! (once I get past the extended searchdown, that is)

    What a joke...

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    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    1. Re:FAA pilot on the do not fly list. by SnappyCrunch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the no-fly list weren't a joke (and sadly, it is) then I would hope that people dressed like pilots get more scrutiny than other people. People dressed in a uniform are often given no scrutiny in places where plainclothes would get questions. If people dressed as pilots can get through security without any fuss, then you can rest assured that someone who wants to do harm will dress as a pilot.

    2. Re:FAA pilot on the do not fly list. by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you notice, I was talking about when flying "commercial airliners", which should have been a clue to my attire. But I'm a private pilot, I don't fly for a job, and never wear a "pilot outfit", even when I'm flying "left seat".

      I have no problem identifying myself with my FAA pilot's license, and even tried to show that to security once. If anything, it annoyed the guard and I got a more thorough checkout! (WTF?)

      What's odd is that I could go across the street from the commercial terminal to the General Aviation terminal AT THE SAME !@## AIRPORT and identify myself with my state driving license and pilot license, and then DRIVE MY VAN OUT ON THE TARMAC to load up my plane!

      All after identifying myself, that is, which I'd much rather do than watch some condescending guard pull on yet another pair of blue surgical gloves. (Seriously, why do they wear these things? It's not like they give me a rectal exam...)

      Seriously, when you fly private, it's a whole different ball of wax...

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      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    3. Re:FAA pilot on the do not fly list. by ShinmaWa · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've always thought the way the TSA treats pilots was a bit.. odd. A couple years ago, a TSA agent was giving a pilot a hard time over a small jeweler's screwdriver in an eyeglass repair kit.

      The pilot said to him, "Well, you can confiscate this if you want, but -- and I don't mean to alarm you -- I have a fire axe in the cockpit."

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  46. Air travel... but not what you think by nsayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've read a lot of replies that said that TSA security checks were theatre, and they're right, but nobody has mentioned the requirement to present identification. To me, this is the most glaring bit of airline security theatre, because it has almost no security value at all, but a huge ulterior motive for the airlines.

  47. The 800 computers of my bureaucratic overlords by cptnapalm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All computers scattered all over a county are hand configured; there is no DHCP. Reason given: security.

    All computers are required to have only Internet Explorer 6. Reason given: security.

    All computers have their CD-Rom drive disabled. Reason given: security.

    All computers allow USB flash drives. Reason given: security.

  48. Re:Can't get shot by beer and snacks by AJWM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At the point the Snack^WSecurity Guard is searching the bag, he has the gun, and the owner of the bag doesn't.

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    -- Alastair
  49. Re:MIT ITS passwords, and Microsoft File Servers by novakyu · · Score: 2, Informative

    UserID 0 was a handy value to use... ... which is why there is such a thing as "rootsquash" on the export option.

    BTW, what do you mean "at one point"? I thought NFS still accepted UID for filesystem permisson purposes, unless you have the "secure" option set, which then it requires one to "keylogin".
  50. Re:Can't get shot by beer and snacks by trb · · Score: 3, Funny

    I believe the word you're looking for is "snackurity."

  51. how smart is this? by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I dunno, man. There's a whole lot of amazing confidence in these broad statements:

    The reason that America hasn't been subsequently attacked had nothing to do with punishing the silly, stupid Taleban in Afghanistan, or fomenting a war in Iraq.

    No subsequent acts have occurred for any number of reasons, almost none of which have to do with the wars, as the wars were about pride and oil.

    And you know this because....? Because you're tight with the top thinkers inside al Qaeda? You've got good contacts in the backcountry of Pakistan? You speak all the relevant languages and have access to intelligence intercepts of the phone conversations? You've spent two decades studying the history of terrorism from original sources, interviewing suspects and counter-terrorism agents?

    Or is it just that these conclusions seems reasonable to you, based on your average-Joe reading of the news and your common sense (supplemented of course by your ideology)?

    I'm not saying you're wrong, because I don't have access to all the information necessary to make a judgment one way or the other, and I know that.

    But I daresay if some politician made some equally sweeping general statement about why Microsoft is despised by Linux groupies, or whether or not the GNU license model made sense or not, based on a similar combination of what's in the nightly TV news plus his own "gut instinct," you'd jump all over him for being an arrogant ass and speaking far more assuredly than he should about stuff that is for the most part completely outside of his experience.

    I realize this is /. and all, but perhaps there's something to be said for following the same standards of knowing what the f*** you're talking about before you open your mouth that folks here demand of others when they, for example, opine or legislate on tech issues. Otherwise the general perception of this crowd as pointy-headed geeks who are immature children outside their area of professional expertise is...well, justified.

  52. Raised Tile Computer Floors by DeanFox · · Score: 4, Funny


    I had a contract at a high security government site. At one location an MP actually had a M16 pointed at me while I worked but that's a different story. At this location the computer room was raised and had a ramp leading to a secure door. Not having the proper card to get in I always needed an escort for access. The problem was no one was ever around when I needed in.

    One day after waiting 45 minutes for my escort I had an idea. I lifted one of the tiles in front of the door, slipped under and came up the other side of the raised floor. Another 45 minutes and my escort finely arrived beside himself I was already in the room. He lectured me about Top Secret this and Top Secret that, the ramifications and had to know how I got in... So I told him. They installed a barrier under the floor.

    The next time it happened I looked up and saw a tile ceiling. The lecture worked because I didn't go over but I was tempted.

    -[d]-

  53. Re:Can't get shot by beer and snacks by epilido · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they have the gun and you don't have one, all the more reason to just be cool about the situation. If you find someone with a gun in America and they are white middle-class, then there's a good chance that you could lose your job by hassling them about it. If you find someone with a gun in America and they are not white middle-class, then there's a good chance that you could lose your life by hassling them about it.
    Excuse me, but I live in America, too, and here, if someone is caught with a gun, he goes straight to the jail, and he won't get out for a darn good while. 2% of us citizens have permits for concealed carry. Thats about 6 million. Not everyone with a gun goes to jail. I havent for the last 14 years.....
  54. Sikh? by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah. A Fremen.

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    Shop as usual. And avoid panic buying.
  55. Re:Credit cards. by KeithIrwin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the card specifically says "please ask to see id" I doubt that very many clerks would accept the "it's my husband's card". Generally speaking, most stores will not take a card unless they believe that it belongs to the person presenting it. If they can show ID with matching last names, then maybe, if you're lucky they'll take it. Generally, people who share credit card accounts get separate cards with their own names on them. They don't use other people's cards.

    Using the card at an ATM requires a PIN number. They aren't going to know your PIN number. There are special credit-to-cash machines in some casinos which process a credit card charge and then give you 95% of the money, but those are not very common outside of casinos, so for those of us who don't live near a casino, it imposes an additional delay.

    Using it over the internet usually (although not always) requires the billing address associated with the card. The reason they require this is because it is something that the cardholder knows that someone who stole the card or found a lost card probably doesn't know.

    Admittedly, writing "Please Ask to see ID" doesn't offer any improvement over signing the card in the later two scenarios, but just because a security measure doesn't help in all possible situations doesn't mean that it isn't an improvement, especially when those situations are less common anyway.

    In the end, what it comes down to is:
    1) Signatures are easier to fake than IDs are, especially when you have an example of the signature to work with. Most store clerks, even if they check, are not knowledgeable enough to recognize the difference between someone's real signature and a copy. Making it worse is the fact that the signature field on a credit card is only about half the height of most people's normal signatures, so the signature in the field often doesn't really resemble the person's signature.
    2) Even people who don't check the signatures sometimes notice the "Please Ask to See ID" written in the signature line. Several times I've seen clerks not check signatures for people in front of me, but then, when I hand them my card to swipe, they notice what's been written in the field and ask to see my ID.
    3) In most states, the driver's licenses have the signature on them, so they can still check the signature even if the card doesn't have one on it.

    So, sorry, but this legitimately does make it tougher to use a stolen credit card, whether or not it's inconvenient to you.

  56. Re:Can't get shot by beer and snacks by lgw · · Score: 2, Funny

    He might live in California, where the second amendment is a distant memory, something about arming bears (there's a bear on the flag, right?).

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    Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
  57. Re:CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION by bledri · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (I personally find it hard to believe that someone would kill you simply because you owned a gun, but I digress...)

    I think the scenario is that some burglar breaks in to steal your goodies, you try to be Rambo and it turns out he's a better shot. Another possibility is the lover's quarrel that escalates to murder in the heat of the moment. Or if you have a concealed weapon in our purse and it gets snatched, you just armed the thief. Come on, I'm sure you can think a few ways that having a gun could backfire, so to speak.

    Simply pointing to the correlation between gun ownership and suicide or the likelihood of being murdered as arguments against gun ownership are rather weak and generally an intellectually dishonest tactic to imply conclusions that don't actually fit the data.

    Who said I was against gun ownership? I was amused by the call for a citation that didn't include one, so I Googled a couple. I should have said "some studies show," although I did try to make my lack of expertise clear. I don't really care if people own guns, and as a matter of fact I support the 2nd amendment given the current reality. But I think it is just as dishonest to assume that guns are an equally good idea for all households. If you live in a low crime area, have children, etc. it's is perfectly possible that you are safer not to have a loaded gun lying around. And if it's not loaded and easily accessible it loses a lot of the home protection value.

    You are right about correlation and causation, but when making decisions you've got to start somewhere.

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  58. Disney World by swillden · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hehe. One of the incidents that prompted me to ask this question was my own experience at Disney World two weeks ago.

    The friendly security guard carefully looked through my backpack, even making me pull the cover off my camera to check that it wasn't dangerous, and then passed us on in. So the only thing the guard was keeping out was weapons in bags. Weapons carried on the body sail right in.

    As someone who frequently (and legally) carries a gun hidden on my body, the situation just made me shake my head.

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  59. Box cutters in the airport by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have any of you heard what happens if you get caught with a box cutter in an airport? Well, I'll tell you. I accidentally left some tools in the side-pockets of my backpack after a camping trip. One of them was a honest-to-God Sears box cutter. Not any of that dayglo plastic crap--this thing could bludgeon as well as it could cut.

    So, I'm at the airport, ready to board an international flight with that same backpack. To their credit, the security checkpoint found the thing, but what do you think they did? Nothing! No taking down names and numbers, no "Why don't you have a seat over there?"--nothing. They just threw it in a big red bucket with, among other things, at least two other bright orange box cutters.

    Now, seeing as how I was just trying to get to Frankfurt in one piece and that it was an honest mistake, they did the right thing. But what other than "security theater" can you call it if you've set up the infrastructure to catch box cutter-wielding hijackers (whether that's a threat or not), and you just let folks on after anonymously checking their cutlery.

  60. No deception about NFS by FranTaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It was well documented and everyone knew about it. There's no theater if there's no deception.

  61. Re:MIT ITS passwords, and Microsoft File Servers by dissy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It wasn't just Microsoft. NFS at one point in my life was synonymous with "no fucking security". It trusted the UserID that you transmitted with it. UserID 0 was a handy value to use... Thats exactly how NFS works, how its documentation states it works, how it was designed, and why you should only use NFS in an environment where that is acceptable.

    That's not a case of security theater, that is just a case of someone using the wrong tool for the job.

    If you want authentication on top of sharing files over a network, there are other options for that, none of which is NFS alone.

    Granted today NFS tries to take authentication into the picture as well, but originally that was not its intent.
    There are now addons to it (such as keylogin) which can be used, and of course one can run NFS over a VPN which handles the authentication and possibly even encryption if you wish.

  62. Time to check the disctionary ... again by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Person who does not like the US != insurgent.

    Thank you. There seem to be so many people who have bought the propaganda to the point that they no longer understand what some words mean, or perhaps they never knew so the definitions have been defined by propaganda.

    Insurgents rebel against legal authority, they are individuals within a group that rebel against the group. People from one country who attack another are generally invaders, aggressors or terrorists depending on the scale, government involvement and nature of the attacks.

    The US has not experienced an insurgency in Iraq. The Iraqi government has, but that government is of dubious standing in Iraq given that it has been installed by an illegal invader. Hypothetically reverse the conflict and ask yourself if someone invaded the US and installed the government they wanted, would you fight against it or simply accept it? If you would answer the former, you could well be labelled a "terrorist insurgent", or "resistance fighter" depending on the political standpoint of the labeler.

    Not many monitors or practitioners of international law consider the invasion of Iraq legal, close to zero. There was no UN mandate to support it, there were mandates supporting the use of force but they were irrelevant to the situation at the time. The only people who argue that it was legal are American neo-cons, hardly known for their understanding or respect of international law, their cronies and idiots who buy the propaganda.

    Please re-read the dictionary because while the definition of terrorist has changed recently, the definition of insurgent has not yet been corrupted in the good book.

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  63. University of Winnipeg by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 2, Informative

    (Quotes are paraphrases)
    (Yes, I have emails to back this up and CTV and Global has on-line articles to corroborate the facts below)

    A while back at the University of Winnipeg some delinquent wrote that (s)he would "shoot this place up" on a specific date at a specific time. After that, the University's President Lloyd Axworthy said that "Universities are under attack." Which is rather an embarrassing statement. There is a profound difference between bad things happening AT Universities and bad thing happening TO Universities. Universities are certainly NOT under attack.

    They at least planned the typical impotent measures. Namely, more CCTV, bag checks, etc. Nothing that would actually improve security. Worse yet, I personally emailed them not only telling them of this, but I provided recent real world examples of these measures not working. Point of fact, the answer that I got from Lesely Thomson (Senior Executive Officer & Advisor to the President) was that (exact quote) "we will now have a new "normal" and we are in the process of establishing that." You know, mandatory bag checks at entrances that create bottlenecks enough to create proverbial fish in barrel. Nice work.

    But, here's a kicker. The same things were happening at Brandon University (and I believe that the University of Manitoba as well). All of this and the President of the Student Unions at both BU and the UofW were quoted as happy with the reaction and found it completely appropriate. I was also still subscribed to the UWMSSA mailing list and its President encouraged co-operation of these nonsensical measures. I'd expect better from a Math person given the high level of critical thought required in that discipline. I also cc'd both UofW student reps and got zero replies from them (at least that I saw).

    The entire episode was a ridiculous over reaction with profoundly negative impacts for our future. One of the pillars of society, our educational institutions, had fallen that day. When the world of education and critical thought can't use what it apparently teaches... such things are so very disturbing.

  64. Improvised weapon... by Media_Scumbag · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some 3 weeks after 9/11, I was flying from PHX to SJO and had my toenail clipper confiscated by airport security.

    As I walked to the gate and sat in the waiting area, I spied a very-cute young blonde. I sat next to her and noticed that she was knitting.

    I asked what she was making, and in the process of telling me, she explained that the needles she was using were 16" long and made of stainless steel.

    I was so struck with the absurdity of the situation that I became flustered, and unable to secure her phone number.

  65. Where did the topic go, oh, I don't know~ by orangesquid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually+, I think all sentences should be punctuated so as to indicate tone` We could reform the world^ /Everyone knows how beautiful% perl scripts are---why hasn't this spread to the rest of printed# text? It could@ do &wonders for ==human.computer interaction!_ ))Just think: with{everything so clear,$we,could,see+world+`peace]`within&&our$lifetime! \|Misundersta%%ndings %{in*^written)()communi+[cation,"would@become^things&of the past@@

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  66. Re:Can't get shot by beer and snacks by DeadChobi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Please note that it is VERY difficult to conceal a 4-foot long rifle in the front pocket of a hooded sweatshirt. And walking around on the street with one is likely to get you very odd looks, if not phone calls to and visits from the police.

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  67. Security theatre works by kbahey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is Southern Ontario, we have two problems: tigers and elephants. The former eat our pets and can be dangerous to children in backyards. The latter wreaks havoc on our lawns.

    I sprinkle pepper on the lawn and have some special rocks that I put in front of the house.

    Both these procedures keep tigers and elephants away, and so far, they have been 100% effective ...

    Yes, security theatre does work ...

  68. Any Smithsonian Museum, Washington, DC by berendes · · Score: 2, Informative
    Scenario 1: My wife carries small black purse (maxes out at Ipod + cellphone + small digital camera) through the door. Guard insists on "inspecting" it by poking inside with a wooden drumstick.

    Scenario 2: My wife puts camera in one coat pocket, Ipod in second, cell in third along with the collapsed purse, and walks right through security.

    Makes. Me. Crazy.

  69. High School Parking Lot by WatersOfOblivion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At the local High School, here in rural south Georgia where just about everybody has a pickup that could scale Mt. Everest without so much as breaking a sweat, the parking lot is in the middle of a field whose elevation change can be measured in microns. Just an island of asphalt with a sea of grass lapping at its black beaches. There one two-lane asphalt road leading up to the parking lot, similarly drenched in fields.

    There is no seawall, no fence, no border of any sort. Except where the road meets the lot, however. Here there is a small aluminum swinging gate which is faithfully unlocked and opened half an hour before school starts and ends, and locked back half an hour before school starts and after school ends.

    It is there, of course, to keep students from skipping class by driving off campus...

  70. At the White House by Goonie · · Score: 5, Funny
    I visited Washington DC in 2003, and went for a wander around the White House boundary fence.
    One thing you don't realize when you see it on television is just how big the garden is, and how far away the fence is.

    But that's by the by. As I was walking around the boundary fence, I noticed a security guard, armed with what appeared to be a shotgun, hiding behind a bush. What was even stranger, he was attempting to, but failing, to hide from me, armed with what was obviously a digital camera and nothing else.

    I continued walking around a bit, looking at him. He continued to edge around the particular shrub; again, trying, and failing, to keep out of my view.

    It was so patently absurd that I felt like taking a photo of the scene, but given that the guy was carrying a shotgun and this was the White House, I thought it might be prudent to ask first.

    So, I called out to the guy "excuse me, but do you mind if I take a photo"?

    The reply comes back "no, don't take one". And he tries even harder, and fails, to hide himself.

    This is despite the fact that anybody with a pair of binoculars, or a long lens camera, would have easily spotted the bloke from several hundred yards away. The Secret Service must, of course, know this, and probably had two other armed guards I hadn't spotted watching me.

    For the life of me, I still don't understand what this guy was trying to achieve hiding behind the shrubbery. Look, everybody expects there to be guards in the White House gardens, some of whom you'll see, some of whom you won't unless you try something insanely stupid. But this whole hide-and-seek routine made absolutely no sense at all.

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  71. visa application by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 3, Funny

    Applying for a work visa in the USA requires male applicants between 16 and 40 to fill out a supplemental form that asks for details of prior military experience (either as a combatant or a civilian), and any nuclear, biological or chemical weapons experience. There are too many problems with this retarded fucking system to count, here are a couple to get you started:

    1. This is the 21st fucking century. What, are women incapable of understanding all that nucular stuff? Females aren't a threat?

    2. Anyone over 40 is not even worth questioning?

    3. Even if you are part of the tiny demographic that are even questioned, does Immigration think undesirables are going to tell the fucking truth on the application form?

  72. Post 9/11 security freak-out by darkonc · · Score: 2, Insightful
    about 5 months after 9/11 I was running a game-server. On a weekend where the newly minted DHS was warning of an elevated "Orange" threat level, I had a player who had previously talked to me about his issues as a somewhat fundamentalist Muslim who was acting up on the site.

    When a support admin threatened to permanently kick him off of the system, he replied "That's OK. I won't be alive tomorrow."

    Hmm... Elevated threat level, warnings of possible suicide attacks in the next day or so, and a fundamentalist muslim kid warning that he intends to die roughly in that time frame.... Sounds like something worth investigating (if only because we've got a kid that seems to be threatening to kill himeslf ... terrorism or no).

    Being a Canadian, I call the Canadian 1-800 terrorism tip line (remember ... less than 6 months since 9/11) and find that it's been disconnected.
    I then turn to US sources, and try to leave information in various places. Then I turn to the local US Consulate and leave an urgent message. After about 24 hours of trying various routes (both Canadian and US), I finally get a callback from a completely disinterested consular official who pretty much has the attitude of "explain to me why I shouldn't hang up on you".

    Less than 6 months after 9/11, an orange threat level, and a suicidal fanatic on my site, and I'm fighting to explain why a US official should even take a report from me. "call us with any tips you might have" ... Yea, right!

    That was the last time I took post 9/11 security fanaticism seriously. (other than as a threat to my civil rights).

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  73. Re:Can't get shot by beer and snacks by julesh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please note that it is VERY difficult to conceal a 4-foot long rifle in the front pocket of a hooded sweatshirt. And walking around on the street with one is likely to get you very odd looks, if not phone calls to and visits from the police.

    Or you could just come to England, where simply wearing the hooded sweatshirt is likely to get the same reaction.

  74. Re:Can't get shot by beer and snacks by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, but the US has higher rates of death by people killed by knives than most other countries. We have higher rates of assault (often with cars) than other countries. We are unfortunately, a pretty violent country, with or without guns.

    If you look at the situation holistically, it's not clear that guns are a primary cause of the violence. Gun ownership rates are highest in the rural areas, while gun violence rates are highest in the urban areas. This book, has some very interesting, and fairly rigorous statistical analysis.

    Many students of the situation note that the gun violence didn't rise in the US, until the war on drugs ramped up. A large amount of gun violence is directly related to drug commerce.

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