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Bye Bye Bananas — the Return of Panama Disease
Ant sends in a disturbing report in The Scientist on an imminent threat to worldwide banana production. "The banana we eat today is not the one your grandparents ate. That one — known as the Gros Michel — was, by all accounts, bigger, tastier, and hardier than the variety we know and love, which is called the Cavendish. The unavailability of the Gros Michel is easily explained: it is virtually extinct. Introduced to our hemisphere in the late 19th century, the Gros Michel was almost immediately hit by a blight that wiped it out by 1960. The Cavendish was adopted at the last minute by the big banana companies — Chiquita and Dole — because it was resistant to that blight, a fungus known as Panama disease... [Now] Panama disease — or Fusarium wilt of banana — is back, and the Cavendish does not appear to be safe from this new strain, which appeared two decades ago in Malaysia, spread slowly at first, but is now moving at a geometrically quicker pace. There is no cure, and nearly every banana scientist says that though Panama disease has yet to hit the banana crops of Latin America, which feed our hemisphere, the question is not if this will happen, but when. Even worse, the malady has the potential to spread to dozens of other banana varieties, including African bananas, the primary source of nutrition for millions..."
Will this finally be the end of "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"?
Slow news day? I think any story about a major threat to our food supply to be a major one, plus it mentions "Banana Scientists"! What is there not to love?
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think of the monkeys !
--- Back to the trees, back to the trees !
All I can think of is the cave at the beginning of the first level in Donkey Kong Country for SNES. When you enter the cave, DK sees that his banana pile is all gone and is sad.
Clearly this is a viral commercial for the next DK Country! DK Country Wii: Panama Disease Adventure!
I read the script, and I think it would help my character's motivation if he was on fire. -Bender
So, was granpa's banana more slippery? 'Cos that would explain their widespread use as comic devices in the pre-television era. (And, no, I never thought about asking Grandma about Granpa's banana, codenamed "Big Mike." Pervert.)
What other animated emoticon can I use to signal that I have an erection?
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Is anyone else wondering what exactly it was about this Big Michael guy that caused someone to name a large and tasty banana after him...?
Technically, that was worth a thousand words.
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"There is no cure, and nearly every banana scientist says..."
Anyone else burst out laughing after reading the title of banana scientist? This picture came to mind...
http://www.zenbutoh.com/charactergallery/images/gorilla-bananas.jpg
But I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts....
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Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
In other news, there's a Banana.com.
"The wild banana has genetic variation aplenty, but it's also disgusting."
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that's genetic variation to prevent the fruit from being eaten by two-legged straight-walking simians who do not spread the seeds/pollen.
that's "seem's", you insensitive clod!
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No, the correct term is 'Bananologist'!
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... which would be preferable to bananas falling out of your bottom I suppose...
'Don't worry' said the trees when they saw the axe coming, 'The handle is one of us.'
Has anyone tried eating the fungus yet? Perhaps it and the bananas do not taste very different.
Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
From what I can tell from watching my wife buy melons and tasting the result, the technique is to hit them with the flat of your hand, listen to the sound they make, and then after doing this to about a dozen, choose one completely at random and hope for the best.
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