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Microsoft Denies Call-in 'Save XP' Petition

CWmike writes "Gregg Keizer digs deeper on a report that said Microsoft was logging calls from customers who requested that the company extend the retail availability of Windows XP to find that some users claimed that they couldn't get through to the support lines. Microsoft denies that it organized any kind of call-in petition and pleaded with users not to dial its technical support numbers to ask for an XP extension. 'As a courtesy to customers in need of technical assistance, we ask callers not to call Microsoft Customer Support Services to request an extension for Windows XP,' a company representative said. Microsoft declined to comment on whether its support lines had experienced a call-volume spike starting last Friday, when the Neowin notice first appeared."

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  1. Phone Fury. by Therefore+I+am · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like it. Hammer their switchboards until they extend WinXP. That'll larm 'em!

    1. Re:Phone Fury. by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Program an Asterisk system to do it for you and show them the power of Open Source.

      /ducks

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    2. Re:Phone Fury. by deniable · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm getting the urge to graffiti a bathroom wall, "For a good time call ... and ask for XP."

    3. Re:Phone Fury. by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why would you write on your bathroom wall? Won't your mother be upset?

    4. Re:Phone Fury. by deniable · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, my parents moved out.

    5. Re:Phone Fury. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm getting the urge to graffiti a bathroom wall, "For a good time call ... and ask for XP."

      If you see a graffito with the subject "Good Times" don't open it - it will install Vista on your hard disk!

    6. Re:Phone Fury. by budgenator · · Score: 3, Funny

      and left you with no forwarding address

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  2. Support Lines by LaskoVortex · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a courtesy to customers in need of technical assistance, we ask callers not to call Microsoft Customer Support Services to request an extension for Windows XP

    If they gave the extension to XP, they probably wouldn't need the support line as much.

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  3. DDOS attack via customer service, great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only problem will be finding zombies with phone skills.

    1. Re:DDOS attack via customer service, great idea! by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Check among former Microsoft employees.

      Or civil servants of various kinds.

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  4. The very definition of irony by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine that! The purveyors of DOS have been DOS'd due to the bad quality of their latest revision of DOS.

    1. Re:The very definition of irony by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

      ME was the last DOS based OS fyi.

      That should be;

      I was the last DOS-based OS, fyi.

      Sometimes it's hard for a non-native speaker to understand how and when to use pronouns.

  5. Phone slashdotting... by dilbert627 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure the problem will go away now that this has been posted on slashdot...

    1. Re:Phone slashdotting... by maharius · · Score: 4, Funny

      The number's busy, anyone got a mirror?

  6. If there were a petition to save Win Xp by Starteck81 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If there were a petition to save Win Xp, with Vista as the alternative, I bet it would eclipse the petition to get Uwe Boll to stop directing.

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  7. Re:WinXP rules by the_humeister · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly! I prefer emacs...

  8. Don't throw me in that briar patch! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next month's headline: "Microsoft to revamp XP" due to customer demand and their focus on end-user satisfaction, followed by "Vista EOL 1Q 2010: 'Oops'".

    Their stock will inexplicably rise on the news that they're doing, well, nothing.

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  9. Re:WinXP rules by rhizome · · Score: 2, Funny

    On the other hand, Vista is really slow and buggy, it really needs some reworking.

    Um, no. You're going to get a couple of new computers over the next couple of years, and by the time everything doubles in speed around then and by the time MS puts out a few service packs, Vista is going to be the coolest thing on the block. People will be mad when Vista support is pulled in 2015.

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  10. They are just testing your love by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Show MS the validation it craves, tell them you love XP. call now, your love operator is standing by. Tell them how you really feel.

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  11. Need a little help here..... by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me: "Hiyas! Yeah. Having a little trouble setting the clock on my XP machine."

    TS: "Is that all? Right-click the clock display then drag the hands around to the desired time."

    Me: "Got it. Thanks!"

    TS: "Is there anything else I can do for you today?"

    Me: "Well, now that you mention it, can you extend Windows XP for me?"

    1. Re:Need a little help here..... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

      People on this thread keep saying "extend" XP, but this is what comes to mind

  12. Re:UAC in vista may be poorly implemented... by deniable · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft have made me accepting of many things. They've lead the way to a new climate of acceptance. Microsoft for social justice.

    And now, mouth wash.

  13. Microsoft is making a transition. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Funny

    From Microsoft: ' "we ask callers not to call Microsoft Customer Support Services to request an extension for Windows XP", a company representative said.'

    That reminds me of a line from a movie: "What we have here is a failure to communicate."

    Customers should not ASK Microsoft for anything. That assumes that the customers have power. Customers should do what Microsoft says and believe anything Microsoft says; that's the social position of customers, judging by the way Microsoft acts.

    Microsoft is making a transition, from being badly managed to being even more badly managed.

  14. Re:Stupid people by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

    development is done in C# / .net Way to pick the most cross platform of Microsoft's offerings to counter advocacy for using cross platform offerings.

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  15. For War is Peace by Maavin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Freedom is Slavery

    Ignorance is Strength

    Vista is XP

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