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Duke Nukem Forever Preview On Jace Hall Show

An anonymous reader writes "The Jace Hall Show launched today on Sony's Crackle with a real gameplay preview of Duke Nukem Forever. Jace Hall is a former video game producer and Warner Bros exec and apparently this is his foray into online celebrity. DNF is 12 years in development ... it might be real after all." And if you have had enough self-indulgent gaming-news patter, another reader says "If you want to simply skip right ahead, it's about 4:20 in."

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  1. Like fake boobs... by porkmusket · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I can play with em, they're real. I can't play DNF, so it's not.

    1. Re:Like fake boobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, you implying that all boobs are fake?
      I mean, this is slashdot and most of the people here have never played with real 3D boobs since being breastfed...

    2. Re:Like fake boobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The boobs are a lie.

  2. vaporware until it's in my hands by wizardforce · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great, if we do actually get to see Duke Nukem forever for sure... in our hands... what will replace the ever popular Duke Nukem Forever vaporware meme? Spore?

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    Sigs are too short to say anything truly profound so read the above post instead.
  3. Last time I checked by Centurix · · Score: 5, Funny

    My cubicle is a steady 23C, hell certainly hasn't frozen over yet.

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    Task Mangler
  4. DNF Gameplay revealed! by cptnapalm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Upon entering the final level, you realize that it all looks suspiciously familiar...

    It is the first level!

    The game is an infinite loop!

    You have to play Duke Nukem forever!

    1. Re:DNF Gameplay revealed! by CoolGopher · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn, I'm going to be all out of bubble gum by then!

  5. Re:Damn swf video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    To be honest, we had a meeting back in 1997 to figure out how to piss off a guy named stormwatch on something called slashdot in the year 2008. We came to the inevitable conclusion that we would have to first invent slashdot work with adobe to develop flash, waste years of development time on Duke nukem forever, then release a video in swf format and post a slashdot story with a link to it. Now all of years of hard work have paid off.

    3D Relms

  6. DNF Advertising Campaign by Renderer+of+Evil · · Score: 5, Funny

    "12 YEARS in the Making"

    "Most Anticipated Game of Last 3 Generations."

    "If You thought Duke Nukem 3D (1996) was good... then HOLD ON TO YOUR COCKS!"

    This will be an amazing hit with people who went into coma a decade ago and the last thing they remember was playing Duke Nukem with their Voodoo 3 card.

  7. Re:DNF cannot be completed by teknopurge · · Score: 5, Funny

    They actually said what they've been doing in the video: hookers, cocaine and getting level 70 WoW characters. Exactly what I would expect of Duke's R&D staff....

  8. Re:A bit let down by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least until the next rewrite.

  9. Re:DNF cannot be completed by Propaganda13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you're the guy who bought Daikatana.