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New Method Discovered For Making Telescopes On the Moon

NASA scientists have discovered a way to craft very large mirrors using carbon nanotubes, some epoxy, a little bit of aluminum, and large quantities of lunar dust. They say the technique will allow the construction of massive telescopes on the moon without the expense and risk of transporting the mirrors from Earth. Douglas Rabin of the Goddard Space Flight Center is quoted saying, "Our method could be scaled-up on the moon, using the ubiquitous lunar dust, to create giant telescope mirrors up to 50 meters in diameter." While this breakthrough was relatively cheap, NASA is currently offering up to $10 million for other good lunar research projects.

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  1. Practical applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This should prove a useful means of allowing whalers on the moon to see their prey, which are mostly stuck on Earth.

    1. Re:Practical applications by Brett+Buck · · Score: 4, Funny

      We're whalers on the moon
      We carry a harpoon
      But their ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
      And sing this whaling tune

              Brett

  2. MacGyver-scope by thesandbender · · Score: 3, Funny

    using carbon nanotubes, some epoxy, a little bit of aluminum, and large quantities of lunar dust Is there anything he can't do?

  3. Aluminum? by gadget+junkie · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the article:

    "After that, all we needed to do was coat the mirror blank with a small amount of aluminum, and voilÃ, we had a highly reflective telescope mirror," says Rabin.

    .....I DO hope that they'll use their tinfoil hat instead of mine!!!!!!
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    1. Re:Aluminum? by Original+Replica · · Score: 4, Funny

      Aluminum is a form of Aluminium found only in North America.

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  4. Forget your stupid observatory! by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Forget your stupid observatory! I'm gonna make my own! With hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the observatory!

  5. He still needs paperclips by Solr_Flare · · Score: 2, Funny

    They'll still need to shuttle boxes of paper clips and rubber bands to the moon so they can make most of the items they need. Thankfully, both are relatively light weight, durable, and don't take up much space.

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  6. Oh great More Outsourcing by monopole · · Score: 4, Funny

    Taking away good American mirror grinding jobs and sending them to the moon (probably to be made by illegal aliens) while depriving FedEx of the shipping revenue!
    Somebody contact Lou Dobbs!

    1. Re:Oh great More Outsourcing by J'ai+Friedpork · · Score: 5, Funny

      If Americans were willing to grind mirrors for fifty cents an hour in hard vacuum, we wouldn't need to use lunar immigrants for the jobs.

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  7. I, for one... by J'ai+Friedpork · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...cannot wait to see some mad scientist use this technology to turn the moon into one giant magnifying mirror and having a nice game of "ants on the sidewalk." (And of course, the obligatory welcome to our new super-reflective overlords. Sigh.)

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  8. What's the old method ... by jamesl · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... for making telescopes on the moon?

    1. Re:What's the old method ... by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, Ikea has an astronomy equipment division?

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  9. Re:Slow process by J'ai+Friedpork · · Score: 5, Funny

    It takes forever to count out 6857 grains of salt as well. I suspect they'll just write down "one cup of nanotubes" and be done with it.

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  10. Overheard on comm channel: by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
    "They headed towards the dish on that large space station...."

    "That's no space station. It's a moon!"

    1. Re:Overheard on comm channel: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "They headed towards the dish on that large space station...."


      "That's no space station. It's a moon!"

      That's no satellite. It's the m... Wait...

  11. Re:Dr Evil by xeoron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hire Dr. Evil to adapt his pet sharks with "Lasers" to be more like fish tank sucker fish that can co-exist in the Lunar habitat and enjoy new extreme environments for them to play, work, and live it, or perhaps have him create some kind of robo-sucker-wiper-kill-bot.

  12. Re:Slow process by Idiomatick · · Score: 3, Funny

    they'll prolly mix it up and end up exploding.

  13. Someday... by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Humans will be living on the moon and this means they'll probably be living in glass houses.

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  14. Ikea by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, Ikea has an astronomy equipment division?

    Yes, their biggest seller is called Skope, but you can also get the Refraktor or Kassegrain.

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  15. You're right. by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Humans will be living on the moon and this means they'll probably be living in glass houses. Which means they probably shouldn't throw stones.
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    1. Re:You're right. by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 2, Funny

      And they should defitinely close the curtains. No one wants to see a naked lunatic.

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