NASA's Phoenix Finally Fills Oven
JoeRobe writes "Phoenix has successfully filled oven #4 of the Thermal and Evolved-Gas Analyzer instrument (TEGA). They have spent several days now vibrating the screen above the oven, trying to get a significant amount of soil sample into it. From the article: '[T]he oven might have filled because of the cumulative effects of all the vibrating, or because of changes in the soil's cohesiveness as it sat for days on the top of the screen.' Either way, this is the first step toward getting some interesting data from this instrument."
IT would be great(laughablity wise) if the whole thing tipped over because of them vibrating the screen.
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couldn't this invalidate the tests.
it seems to me that the clumps could be caused by the very ice we are looking for.
by screening it out, the samples won't be representative of the soil
Thats great, but what happens when the light bulb on the oven burns out?
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Except for the "Evolved" part.
did NASA get a Jew to Mars?
Great, now all Phoenix is going to say to NASA is TILT!
We're gonna have to fly someone up there to deposit a dollar in quarters into Phoenix now...
Why would they have designed the thing to have such a low tolerance filter in the first place? Hell, most *terrestrial* soil wouldn't even make it into that oven. I sure wouldn't use it for a soil whose composition was largely a mystery. And, even if they get something, will it truly be representative of the Martian soil, or just the finest particles of it that finally made it through?
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We've come along way from the Easy-Bake Oven.
But I still bet the Phoenix can't make smores.
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Let the baking begin.
Martian soil!
They should have consulted willitblend.com before they sent the craft to mars. I'm sure the people at will it blend would have had no problems getting some martian dirt through a micro screen.
...you didn't want a bun in the oven.
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From my reading of the FA, it seems that oven #4 is the first oven they tried. That's important, because it seems that whether the soil gets there or not, they only get one try with each oven. So they still probably have 7 more to go. Hurrah, NASA!
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I still believe that every IT department or science lab/NASA should employ three regular Joes from different common backgrounds. These folks aren't blinded by minute details and generally see the big picture. They would catch dumb shit like metric/imperial measurements, or making a screen totally 1mm without maybe even making a tiny section of it have a couple 2mm holes "just in case." Y'know basic shit that would save your ass when you're millions of miles away and *then* have a D'oh! moment.
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These two teams are shakin' things up trying to fill four thermal and evolved-gas analyzer instrument ovens past the line. Whoever does it first will win $20, and control of the most interplanetary game show on television...
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Considering all the difficulties in a shake & bake, a set of microphotographs at different magnifications, say 10X to 100X would have revealed more about the composition. Given a choice between seeing something and reading a chemical analysis to understand unknown matter, what would you prefer?
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In this case, the soil turned out to be clumpier than anyone expected
There's another possible factor to this problem. One of the oven doors did not open all the way due to unknown factors. To compensate, they dumped more soil than originally planned into the slot to make sure enough got onto the screen. It turned out too much got on the screen because they were accurate enough, and the weight may have made the vibrator less effective and/or the soil clump more.
Thus, the problem is possibly due to a combination of soil clumpier than expected AND the door problem.
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I know that yeah, its too cold for that happen on Mars, but, maybe there's something or some chemistry that acts like a wetting agent. Thus, once the soil filled up the beaker, it had lost the effects of the wetting agent that had "glued it together" - just like mud can be sticky before it possibly powders up as it dries. So, really, the whole experiment is botched and the lander blew it, again.
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its depressing how feeble and unreliable the space probe design are compared to the insane amounts of investment. a shovel, to scoop up dirt, instead of some decent drilling apparatus that could get samples from much deeper and from harder surface. days to fill a small hole. solar panels that get covered in dust because someone is too lazy to add windscreen wipers. making things heavier and more robust than needed resulting in insane liftoff prices. everything designed like alpha stage prototype. no consideration of price. if businesses would be contracted to design and make happen space missions we would have 1000 men moon base by now. you could just give the budget and say use what you must to accomplish it and the leftover is your profit. competition would drive down prices and improve design
The pressure axis in the phase diagram doesn't refer to the total pressure, but to the partial pressure of water vapor (or, to be more precise, to the pressure of water vapor since the phase diagram assumes that there are no other substances present).
Since water vapor differs significantly from an ideal gas, the partial pressures of other gases do have an effect on water, but they cannot just be added to the pressure axis in the phase diagram.
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They have to do some cooking and measuring. How long does that all take?
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Probably evidence that when left out long enough, sublimation wins vs. the hygroscopic nature of the red clay dirt. So once it dries out, it loses its clumpyness and becomes dusty. (And there's plenty of evidence for Mars being dusty.) Anyone who has played by making mud-"grenades" or "pies" with red clay soil in their childhood probably has an idea of how Mars soil actually behaves already. It shouldn't be too hard for NASA employees to find an earthly parallel to the martian soil, it's probably as near as their as local softball diamond.
But what would be interesting is if they can figure out how long it takes for sublimation to dry out an exposed soil sample, or how deep one has to go for the hygroscopic soil properties to be stronger than evaporation... Mars might be a lot wetter than we may think, just in a muddy permafrost instead of easily observable free flowing water. (Which might help explain the signs of recent water activity, even though pools of free standing water aren't observable.) Possibly all anyone might need to do for water on a future Mars settlement is to dig up the dirt a foot or two and heat it up in an enclosed separator.
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