NASA's Phoenix Finally Fills Oven
JoeRobe writes "Phoenix has successfully filled oven #4 of the Thermal and Evolved-Gas Analyzer instrument (TEGA). They have spent several days now vibrating the screen above the oven, trying to get a significant amount of soil sample into it. From the article: '[T]he oven might have filled because of the cumulative effects of all the vibrating, or because of changes in the soil's cohesiveness as it sat for days on the top of the screen.' Either way, this is the first step toward getting some interesting data from this instrument."
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couldn't this invalidate the tests.
it seems to me that the clumps could be caused by the very ice we are looking for.
by screening it out, the samples won't be representative of the soil
Sorry. Under Martian law, bakers and other wizards are forbidden!
The martian critter sitting on the screen is probably tired of foreplay by now...
Great, now all Phoenix is going to say to NASA is TILT!
We're gonna have to fly someone up there to deposit a dollar in quarters into Phoenix now...
Why would they have designed the thing to have such a low tolerance filter in the first place? Hell, most *terrestrial* soil wouldn't even make it into that oven. I sure wouldn't use it for a soil whose composition was largely a mystery. And, even if they get something, will it truly be representative of the Martian soil, or just the finest particles of it that finally made it through?
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We've come along way from the Easy-Bake Oven.
But I still bet the Phoenix can't make smores.
If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
To their surprise, NASA scientists discovered that, try as they might, roasting a phoenix in an oven never results in well-done meat.
They should have consulted willitblend.com before they sent the craft to mars. I'm sure the people at will it blend would have had no problems getting some martian dirt through a micro screen.
...you didn't want a bun in the oven.
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From my reading of the FA, it seems that oven #4 is the first oven they tried. That's important, because it seems that whether the soil gets there or not, they only get one try with each oven. So they still probably have 7 more to go. Hurrah, NASA!
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The actual oven is only about 1 mm in diameter. The screen covers a funnel that directs a small sample of soil into the oven. What happens when you let a 2 mm particle fall on a 1 mm oven? That's right...it cover the opening and nothing else gets in.
Believe it or not, there are people at NASA and JPL capable of seeing the big picture.
In this case, the soil turned out to be clumpier than anyone expected, and before you ask, yes they did try to determine what it would be like before launch, using data from the Vikings and the rovers.
And you're ... qualified to make this statement ? Are you any kind of engineer (ME or something along those lines would be best) ?
shovel, to scoop up dirt, instead of some decent drilling apparatus that could get samples from much deeper and from harder surface.
Yes, of course, a drill. How brilliant. So where do you get all the power to run that drill ? How do you keep it lubricated ? How do you keep your lubricant from polluting your samples ? How do you move the drill around to drill in different places ? And remember, this is a space probe. Weight is at a premium.
solar panels that get covered in dust because someone is too lazy to add windscreen wipers.
So how well do your windshield wipers work when its completely dry ? How do you avoid scratching the surface of the solar panels (which will permanently degrade their output) ? What do you do when the wiper breaks down in the middle of its operation (which will knock out that solar panel completely) ?Also, now we've learned that Martian winds are strong enough to keep the panels clean.
making things heavier and more robust than needed resulting in insane liftoff prices.
Hey, you're the one suggesting adding all kinds of heavy (and useless) stuff to probes.
if businesses would be contracted to design and make happen space missions we would have 1000 men moon base by now.
If business were contracted to do so, we'd have a lot of dead people on the moon, a couple of businesses that have gone belly-up, and some shareholders and CEOs that got insanely rich in the process. Not sure if that's any better than what we have now.
you could just give the budget and say use what you must to accomplish it and the leftover is your profit.
Great, give me the money, here's your space probe. Business closes, owners and CEOs make off with wads of cash, space probe fails because they've been cutting a few corners too many. And don't even think of delaying payment until the probe was successful - no businessperson in their right mind would accept such a delay in payment.