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Geohashing Meets an Angry Rancher With Firearms

katicli writes "Geohashing, an obscure xkcd pastime which involves going to random coordinates generated by md5 hashing, the date, and the opening status of the stock market, appears to have just gotten far more interesting. The official wiki reports a warning for other geohashers intending to go to the spot designated for June 14th in the San Francisco area, as several avid fans of xkcd were met by an angry rancher and firearms."

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  1. Re:Culture --weird by Ferzerp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, your irrational fear of firearms is showing. RTFA. There was no waving of anything. It says they were in plain view in his truck. In other words, he had a gun rack... Oh no. He had a gun rack with guns on it. RUN TO THE HILLS!

  2. Re:Overreactions by bigtangringo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I speak for a lot of us here when I say: What a punch of pussies.

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  3. Re:Culture --weird by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 5, Funny

    Removing knives from the hands of Brits will also cut down on the number of crimes committed in the kitchen.

    My apologies to our British friends, this was a cheap shot at your cooking which has admittedly improved.

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  4. Re:Not quite "the real world" by nomadic · · Score: 4, Funny

    News flash for ya, folks. The exact location where these folks went is out a long, undeveloped road, sure. But San Ramon is a suburb, people. Yeah, if you're out there you'll find that 80 percent of the people are white. But that's not "white trash missin teeth an' drinkin moonshine" white, that's "53 percent of the people in this town are college educated and 17 percent have graduate degrees" white. It's "48 percent of the families in this town have median incomes higher than $100,000" white. Look it up. [san-ramon.ca.us]

    Come on, don't let facts get in the way of all the pro-gun slashdot rants. Let's take the average vocally pro-gun slashdot poster. They're geeks, so probably not especially physically imposing. Grew up into math and computers and science, and probably got picked on for it. When they grew up they picked a safe, sedentary job. The only way they can assert their masculinity is by boasting about gun ownership online, and denigrate people who treat guns with caution.

  5. Re:Overreactions by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    To you city folks who think this is wrong, how would you like to wake up and find me in your living room?

    Depends. Are you a seriously-hot blond nympho with huge tits who happens to have a thing for senior software engineers?

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  6. Re:Overreactions by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I speak for a lot of us here when I say: What a punch of pussies.

    Ah, I believe you meant "punch of bussies".

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  7. Re:Overreactions by SBrach · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's also generally not a good idea to bring a calculator to a gun fight.

  8. Re:Overreactions by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

    To you city folks who think this is wrong, how would you like to wake up and find me in your living room?
    Depends. Are you a seriously-hot blond nympho with huge tits who happens to have a thing for senior software engineers?

    Even worse.

    If I woke up and found some weird guy in my living (or any other) room, well, just kick him out. Yeah, I don't lock my door or anything, and there is little or nothing in the fridge, so it's not that big a deal.

    However, if a busty blonde nympho suddenly turned up in the middle of the night, the busty brunette/redhead (depends on her mood) sleeping next to me might be inclined to expect an explanation.

    And I would have none.

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  9. Re:Bacon fixin's by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

    A farm near my parents had an incident where someone started shooting at a combine.

    The combine probably deserved it.

  10. Trespassers will be shot by serbanp · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... survivors will be shot again.

    Someone's sig on slashdot.

  11. Re:Overreactions by Provocateur · · Score: 4, Funny

    seriously-hot blond nympho with huge tits who happens to have a thing for senior software engineers

    That's when I reach for my SECOND gun on the wall...the squirt gun for those wet T-shirt emergencies like this

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  12. Re:Overreactions by Deltaspectre · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think 839 and 1097 have something to say to you!

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  13. Re:Overreactions by giostickninja · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the contrary, they are often quite jolly.