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How To Clean Up Incorrect Geolocation Information?

zorro6 writes "I thought this might be an interesting question/topic and it would sure help me to get some kind of answer. I recently got internet service from a small, local wireless ISP in my area (south central Colorado, USA). The strange thing is that many, many web sites think I am in Quebec, Canada when I use the service. Evidently some geolocation service thinks my IP address indicates I am in Canada. I have checked the obvious. The WHOIS information for my IP correctly indicates a location of Durango, CO. So the bad info is coming from some more sophisticated geolocation service. My ISP is at a loss as to how to fix this but it is causing me a lot of grief. Many of the ads I get shown on Yahoo! for instance are in French! Certain sites won't sell me goods or services because they don't do business in Canada. So far I know that Yahoo! (or their ad provider), Nvidia, Movielink, etc. all think I am in Canada. I would sure appreciate any help/info on how to get this corrected."

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  1. personal sites by hansoloaf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Adult Friend Finder would like to know too
    it's silly when they show many hot looking ladies from Morrisville VT (pop. 2000).

    1. Re:personal sites by UnixUnix · · Score: 3, Funny
      Try Pearblossom, CA :)

      I mention the Geneva Convention in a post... here come the hawt chykks of Lausanne.

      I write "too many Chiefs and not enough Indians" in an email and presto, I'm contemplating Bollywood beauties.

      Semantic Web my foot.

    2. Re:personal sites by Zerth · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have to say, I thought the original query was more interesting. With a BMI of 120, they'd have to be like... 900 pounds for the average height female. With a bust of 33C, they'd practically be inverted:)

      I wonder how many /.'s meet those criteria.

    3. Re:personal sites by aproposofwhat · · Score: 2, Funny

      AND bmi 120;

      You're not from Oldham or Rochdale, are you?

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    4. Re:personal sites by zehaeva · · Score: 2, Funny

      They must be stalking you!

    5. Re:personal sites by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 3, Funny

      0 rows returned

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    6. Re:personal sites by mazarin5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Semantic Web my foot. Measuring tapes, rulers, and more at measuringtools.com!
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  2. happened to me by jupiterssj4 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know how to fix it, but I know that some ads (before I got adblock plus) thought I lived in a town about 25 miles from here but it was later fixed. I don't know what happened but it was weird seeing "Find sexy ladies in xxxxxx, oh" and it not being my current location.

    1. Re:happened to me by bladesjester · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe it was trying to tell you that the closest sexy ladies were 25 miles away :P

      (I'm trying really hard to not make Ohio jokes since I live here lol)

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    2. Re:happened to me by Chapter80 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Maybe it's because you HAPPEN to live "in the centerpoint of town" or whatever point they happen to point to.

      No one assumes that those are EXACT, so you're safe.

      Honest, Mike. We couldn't find you if we tried.

      <knock> <knock>

    3. Re:happened to me by Walkingshark · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, the US popped up to 3 billion population while I was asleep? There must be some very chafed vaginas out there...

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  3. Use ArcGIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Use ESRI's ArcGIS Software Suite to fix any problems that start with GEO or GIS.

  4. Canada, Colorado... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's the difference?

    1. Re:Canada, Colorado... by richardkelleher · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's the difference... Why it's mostly the vowels. One has O's and the other has A's. Seems obvious actually.

  5. Move to Canada by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey! Cheap meds!

    1. Re:Move to Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And according to these advertisements im seeing cheap women too.

    2. Re:Move to Canada by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 3, Funny

      You'll need the cheap meds after your fill of cheap women.

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  6. Start Downloading! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Download anything and everything. The MPAA will think your in Canada and look for someone else to sue.

    1. Re:Start Downloading! by [m1] · · Score: 4, Funny

      the MPAA will think my what is in canada?

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    2. Re:Start Downloading! by Extremus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your printer...

  7. Re:South-central?!? by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jebus. Creede> .

  8. Re:Sounds like it's time for a call to the ISP... by enoz · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, why not ask the ISP what's going on? From the summary:

    My ISP is at a loss as to how to fix this There, I just saved you having to RTFS.
  9. CO IS CANADA by rcarsey · · Score: 5, Funny

    As you may have been aware, the US economy has been in a rut. I'm not quite sure how "connected" you folks are out there in them sticks of Colorado.. but Bush decided he needed a new war to boost the economy and get cash flowing again.

    The Russians weren't interested.. so we picked a fight with neighboring Canada. As is usual with US military operations lately, we failed.

    Your part of the country actually IS Canada now dude. Good luck.. better than living in the States.

  10. Simplest solution. by Karpe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Move to Canada.

  11. They Don't Know My Location Either! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    My IP address is 127.0.0.1 and none of the geo-location companies can find me.

  12. Quoi? by pipingguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Desole, mais je ne comprend pas. S'il vous plait, ecrit en francais.

    Merci,

    Jean-Guy de Tabernac

    1. Re:Quoi? by UnixUnix · · Score: 5, Funny

      "ecrivez en francais", you insensitive Claude :))

  13. Yahoo Ads by rueger · · Score: 4, Funny

    My ISP is at a loss as to how to fix this but it is causing me a lot of grief. Many of the ads I get shown on Yahoo! for instance are in French!

    Ah, you're complaining about the utility of ads that you see on Yahoo...? This must be a first.

  14. Let me ask you this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this new small ISP have a Pringles can on its roof, pointed North?

  15. Move? by BizzyM · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or perhaps you should just move out of Quebec???

    1. Re:Move? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or perhaps you should just move out of Quebec??? Quebec population: roughly 8 millions
      Hot ladies count: lots

      Perhaps you should move in Quebec, where you won't need an internet service to get laid.
  16. Re:possibly stating the obvious by Stray7Xi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Glad to hear you'll help. My IP is 192.168.1.101. If that's not enough my router's IP is 192.168.1.1.

  17. Re:I do live in Québec! by Drew84 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't you mean "insensitive Claude"?

  18. Re:possibly stating the obvious by thetartanavenger · · Score: 5, Funny

    And frankly, I wouldn't want to make it immediately obvious what my IP address was to such a large audience. There's inevitably going to be some jackass that sends a botnet at it. I was about to correct you for thinking there would only be the one jackass, when I realised that slashdot is it's own human botnet.. So by posting his own address, he'd be the jackass unleashing the botnet upon himself..
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  19. Re:possibly stating the obvious by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

  20. Re:possibly stating the obvious by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, you must be living pretty close to me, my router's IP is 192.168.0.1!

  21. Re:possibly stating the obvious by UnixUnix · · Score: 2, Funny

    Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy an ugly hat [@Dilbert :) ]

  22. Re:possibly stating the obvious by UnixUnix · · Score: 2, Funny

    You guys are on my subnet... but sorry, I prefer 127.0.0.1, it's uncannily like my stuff.

  23. Re:possibly stating the obvious by mindwhip · · Score: 2, Funny

    I must be in the same place as you! My IP is 192.168.1.2 and my router is 192.168.1.100!

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  24. Re:possibly stating the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm about to DoS your router in 3...2...1...[NO CARRIER]

  25. Re:Relying on unreliable information by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Funny

    By "wedding cake" he presumably means "online porn"

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  26. Re:possibly stating the obvious by synaptic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Give a man a fish and he'll tell you to cook it for him while you're at it.

  27. Re:possibly stating the obvious by Z34107 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm running Vista. I'm located at 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1, or possibly at FF02::1. Take me down if you can; Vista's pretty secure!

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  28. Re:possibly stating the obvious by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did he at least try reversing the polarity ?

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  29. Re:possibly stating the obvious by UnixUnix · · Score: 2, Funny
    Gasp... your ipv6 is longer than my ipv4 :(( [*walks away heartbroken*]

    :-PP

  30. Re:possibly stating the obvious by bloodninja · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, you must be living pretty close to me, my router's IP is 192.168.0.1! Amazing! That's the IP address of my luggage!
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  31. Re:possibly stating the obvious by nog_lorp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fuck the RFCs, I modified all the necessary software (incl. router), and run on the 207.46.197.0 subnet, so no one can access microsoft.com from the lan.

  32. Re:possibly stating the obvious by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look behind you.

  33. Re:possibly stating the obvious by arachnoprobe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

  34. Re:But you probably *are* a canuck! by JuanCarlosII · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, it's on an extension cable running from here to Canada.

  35. Re:possibly stating the obvious by ConanG · · Score: 4, Funny

    Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you lose your monopoly on fish.

  36. Re:possibly stating the obvious by houghi · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wussies. Soooo scared that they don't tell where they realy are.
    I am at http://hackme.houghi.org/
    It varies whether http is open or others are open or closed.

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  37. Re:possibly stating the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quite frankly, that was the point where I decided I didn't care for UNIX, nor for the attitude that pervades its users.

    I know exactly how you feel. I went into a shop once and one assistant was unhelpful and rude. Well, that was it. I left and *never* went into another shop again!