Fastest-Ever Flashgun Captures Image of Light Wave
loconet writes to tell us that a team of researchers have created the shortest-ever flash of light. Weighing in at just 80 attoseconds, this flash has already been used to capture an image of a laser pulse and could possibly be used in the future to capture the electron movement around large atoms.
My God, James Clerk Maxwell was right after all!
Newsline Saturday: Hundreds of mallard ducks found dead outside residential area; experts believe death caused by epileptic seizures.
Because it's there. Well.. no... I mean it's "there", now. Oh. I mean by now it's all the way over there...
Dang! You know what I mean!
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
It is a hoax. see the picture of the light pulse? Well, for one, it's only showing a wave and we all know from physics that light is both a wave and and particle. So where's the particle? Hmmm?
Secondly, the wave is, well, wavy. And we know, again from physics, that light only travels in a straight line.
Those damn scientists always trying to fool us! And engineers too!
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck and... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
I hate to be a pedantic killjoy, but on that film the light flash lasted about 3 seconds. I could see it pretty well with my naked eye.
Try again, science!
At which point she laughs?
My girlfriend tells a joke about ducks. It goes:
"What's the difference between a grape and a duck?"
Answer: "Both are purple, except for the duck."
Yeah, it's stupid, but I laugh, and then she has sex with me.
Tell her I laughed. How far does she live from Nesher?It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.