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The Beginnings of a TLD Free-For-All?

Mordok-DestroyerOfWo writes "According to the BBC, ICANN is considering opening up the wholesale creation of TLDs by private industry. While I'm sure this is done for the convenience of the companies and has nothing to do with the several thousand dollars they will be charging for each registration, I was curious what the tech community at large thought about this idea. It seems to me that this will simply open the doors for a never-ending stream of TLD squatters."

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  1. Sweet by Jailbrekr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can finally realize my dream and create the ".isgay" TLD.

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    1. Re:Sweet by arth1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dibs on .slashdot

    2. Re:Sweet by EdIII · · Score: 2, Funny

      God DAMMIT!! You fucking squatter POS!

      So Ummmmmm...... I'll give you $50 bucks for it. $100? $200? Come on!

      Seriously name your price :)

    3. Re:Sweet by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or how about my dreams of a .cowboyneal TLD? Tell you what you can have cowboyneal.isgay and I'll take isgay.cowboyneal. Yours is for most normal folk while mine is for the Yoda speaking /. crowd.

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    4. Re:Sweet by jdray · · Score: 2, Funny

      .thatswhatshesaid

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    5. Re:Sweet by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Funny
      As long as I get dibs on .sucks Hell can you imagine how much money I'll make just from screwed over consumers? comcast.sucks,bestbuy.sucks,walmart,etc. I'll make a fortune! Then I might get a chance to live my dream: to buy out Microsoft and force Ballmer to be my personal court jester,complete with stupid hat and pointy shoes. He will have to do the monkey dance for my amusement and I will send him to crush my enemies with chairs and his super B.O. I can see it now...


      DANCE MONKEY BOY,DANCE! And to show my appreciation to my customers I would allow those burnt by WinME and Vista to throw rotten vegetables at him every Thursday afternoon,which would be broadcast live on technet for those who couldn't get away from work. But that is just my dream,your evil thoughts may vary.

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    6. Re:Sweet by EdIII · · Score: 5, Funny

      I fervently pray for your dream to come to true. I really do.

      So umm, do you need a captain of the guard in your royal court? Would he get to mess around with the jester too?

      Just askin'.

      Any applications to fill out? Hello?

    7. Re:Sweet by querist · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem with your ".isgay" TLD is that it can go both ways, just like Captain Jack. (Yes, pun intended - it was way too easy.)

      Either way, there's profit...

      To some, having a "myname".isgay would be horrible, and they would pay to have it removed or to take ownership from it and make it look like it isn't real.

      To others (e.g. Captain Jack) it would be a badge of honour and thus subject to the same domain-squatting issues as other "desirable" domain names.

      Either way, you'll be rich. Good luck!

    8. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And, to torture your enemies, you can force them to sit through his "Developers, developers!" speech

    9. Re:Sweet by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, I am really tired of silly, childish, and unrealistic posts by immature child-like idiots on /.

      Fortunately, this isn't one of them. I for one, welcome you, my consumer-rage TLD overlord.

      Make sure you give him the little stick with bells and a tiny Ballmer-puppet head.

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    10. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    11. Re:Sweet by cerelib · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... Ballmer to be my personal court jester,complete with stupid hat and pointy shoes. He will have to do the monkey dance for my amusement and I will send him to crush my enemies with chairs and his super B.O. So... are you implying that Steve Ballmer is The Mule? I guess that would explain Microsofts mysterious assimilation or destruction of all who dare to stand in their way and, really, why anybody would like Steve Ballmer in the first place. I would have suspected frail Bill Gates, but you might just be on the right track.
    12. Re:Sweet by Manfre · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't wait for clownpenis.fart to be a financial website.

    13. Re:Sweet by chemisus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am surprised that there is yet no mention of a goat.secx

    14. Re:Sweet by gameboyhippo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even better, I'm going to register .corn Imagine going to google.corn! In some fonts it looks like google.com. Even better www.somebank.corn!!! Yeah! I'll be rich!

    15. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You mean:

      Your ideas intrigue me. I would like to subscribe to your mailing list.

    16. Re:Sweet by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 2, Funny

      I call dibs on .localhost

  2. 3rd post & by tinkerghost · · Score: 4, Funny

    I still get to call dibs on XXX?
    what is wrong with you people?!

    1. Re:3rd post & by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm an Australian - you can have .XXXX for nothing, take it, please!!

  3. I cannot wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://first.post

  4. Re:ICANN should make domains more expensive by SQLGuru · · Score: 2, Funny

    Assuming how much money they spend remains the same and that domains are roughly $10 to register (+ or -), instead of registering thousands, they will registers fourties.

    Layne

  5. Wait - I've got a MUCH better idea... by ALecs · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've had it with this hugely confusing system of names and TLDs, so here's my proposal:

    We drop DNS completely and establish a completely numerical system of finding things on the internet. Each machine will just get a simple number. No more wondering what everything is called - just type in the number and presto - you're there! No fighting, no trademarks, no registrations, just "Here's your number pal, have fun."

    Should work fine - right?

    1. Re:Wait - I've got a MUCH better idea... by dfm3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Having your post modded "Funny" has no effect on your Karma, while "Insightful" does. So, there are a number of moderators who give out the insightful moderation to posts that they think are exceptionally funny or witty.

      Of course, maybe I'm giving the moderators too much credit. After all, why was your post modded troll? On second thought, maybe the moderators are smoking something today. ;)

  6. Re:first penis by JustOK · · Score: 1, Funny

    yet, .8==D wouldn't be a troll...

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  7. Top Level Domain by jellomizer · · Score: 1, Funny

    Come-on people lets use the full words at least once and not just jump into acranyms. "New for nerds" Not all nerds work on networking at that level. They may know what a Top Level Domain is however they don't work with them in a way where they use the Acranym "TLD". IHASMTBDTISTSHUTA

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  8. Re:DNS has failed anyway by linuxpyro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, I don't know about you but I'm find just memorizing IP addresses.

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  9. Now I feel stupid by Gewalt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read the summary 5 times wondering why the hell a ICANN was messing with TLDs. Ya, oh... the "other" tld... right. um.. moving along now...

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  10. Re:first penis by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eight equals D?

    I thought D equaled 13...

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  11. Re:Spammers, etc. will LOVE this by ringman8567 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the obvious TLD for phishers was .con

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  13. Re:Worst idea ever by SeePage87 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My preacher told me this, and I've always just taken it on faith (pun intended)

  14. Re:DIBS!!!! round 2 by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 5, Funny


    wtf.FTW!

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  15. Re:Worst idea ever by Torvaun · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it'd actually be fitting for phishing sites to be using .con.

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  16. Re:Worst idea ever by neomunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    "With a name like Painful Rectal Itch, it has to be good."
          --Saturday Night Live skit, late 1970s(?)

    I bet Smuckers thought that was just HILARIOUS.

  17. Re:Worst idea ever by neomunk · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the last time I checked the World Wildlife Fund hasn't gotten into professional wrestling. Not only that, but they get REALLY PISSED when you goad their bears into it.
  18. Re:Bad Idea....Bad Bad Bad by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 4, Funny

    I expect Commander Taco to register http://slashdot.dot/ immediately upon its availability.

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  19. Re:DNS has failed anyway by Daimanta · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know! WAAAAAAARGGHHH!

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  20. Re:Worst idea ever by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would suspect .con would see some value for typosquatters as well.

    But, at least that TLD would be an accurate description...

  21. Re:Worst idea ever by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Moving away from that original intent, it's become ingrained in most casual user's minds that this is the obligatory suffix of a typical web address. .net and .org are only sightly as recognizable as additional suffixes.

    Exactly. That's why I always visit slashdot.com, I know it's the real Slashdot. That .org site is an obvious scam, filled with pointless 'news' links and inane comments.

  22. Re:More TLD's Then by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why shouldn't Mike Disney be able to buy disney.plumbing? It would be confusing since he's an astrophysicist.
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  23. Re:first penis by Starburnt · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think you need to see a doctor.