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  1. Re:Hi. I'm an open-source developer. on If Oracle Bought Every Open Source Company · · Score: 3, Funny

    do i hear a -$15.00?

  2. Re:But what will they DO when they catch someone? on Colleges Stepping Up Anti-Cheating Technology · · Score: 1

    As a student of UCF (the university in the article) they actually do punish students if caught cheating. Not that I personally know of any case of it happening, but I have heard of it happening. You can view the academic policiy here.

  3. Re:Ribbon? on Giant Ribbon Discovered At Edge of Solar System · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait... If both statements are true. Bill Gates must be God! It would explain some of the weird things in DNA that don't seem to do anything but it doesn't work when you take them away....

    It would also explain the cases where it doesnt work when you leave them in.

  4. Re:Hmm... on Prototype Vehicle For the Blind · · Score: 1

    There was a recent event of a monorail crash at Epcot a couple of weeks ago. I believe it was determined to be due to human error as well.

  5. Re:Behold, the power of Net on US Open Government Initiative Enters Phase Three · · Score: 1

    thats what she said?

  6. Re:No accident on Microsoft Asks For a Refund From Laid-Off Workers [updated] · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, I bet their accounting staff are using Excel, and came across another bug such as this one.

  7. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft on Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm, not a bad idea, trading HIV for the experience of sex. Not everyday a geek will get such a tempting opportunity.

    And it's not even guaranteed you'll get HIV!

  8. Re:aye, i agree on A Sony Camera Running Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    It appears you want to take a picture, allow or deny?

  9. Re:Install Ubuntu on Configuring a Windows PC For a Senior Citizen? · · Score: 1

    You too huh? I have had relatives lining up since thanksgiving: "I really need you to take a look at my computer, if I bring it on christmas, can you fix it up?"

    I particularly love the call I received a few days ago: "Son, I am at the neighbours house and they're having problems with their wireless doohicky, can you walk them through it?"

    At least I have been able to slowly start switching relatives over to ubuntu. I have an aunt who asks me to wipe windows and install ubuntu whenever she buys a new laptop.

  10. Re:The perfect laptop on Lenovo's New ThinkPad Has 2 LCD Screens, Weighs 11 Pounds · · Score: 1

    too bad its not sony, otherwise youd be looking forward to more than just a dead battery.

  11. Re:This means also that on Researchers Build Logic Gates With RNA · · Score: 1

    or at least some form of logic...

  12. Re:That's not too surprising on Saturn's Rings May Be Very Old · · Score: 1

    In any case, we now know Saturn's rings were there a good couple of years before the republican candidate, at least.

    maybe the republican candidate, but id be willing to bet al gore invented the saturn rings

  13. Re:A researcher says what? on Nanotech Paint To Kill Bacteria · · Score: 1

    Actually that was the very forst thing I thought of.

    ah, so you are the anonymous coward posting those frosty piss posts!

  14. Re:Folding@Home on Prions Observed Jumping Species Barrier · · Score: 0

    you forgot, "in soviet russia... home folds you!"

  15. Re:Network efficiency algorithm on New Algorithm Boosts Network Efficiency · · Score: 2, Funny

    Code has grammar, too.

    youve not seen some of the code ive had to fix then.

  16. Re:So..?? on DNA Bar Coding Finds Mislabeled Sushi · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a Mozambique tilapia lover, I support this.

    there, fixed that for ya.

  17. Re:Re-education on Hacker Uncovers Chinese Olympic Fraud · · Score: 5, Funny

    But, IANC, I only know conversational Japanese and know a little (very little) about Chinese culture.

    i think i would know enough about chinese culture and language (none) to know that 14 < 16.

  18. Re:Sigh on Intel Releases USB 3.0 Controller Interface Spec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    what are you talking about?? you obviously dont have one of these

  19. Re:Come On on Intel Releases USB 3.0 Controller Interface Spec · · Score: 1

    but the question is, do you have a girlfriend?

  20. Re:The worst part on DHS Allowed To Take Laptops Indefinitely · · Score: 1

    What if you just swap out the hard drive with just an OS and some crapware? This is relatively easy to do with with the position of the hard drive in most laptops.

    <sarcasm>Of course... thats if you have something to hide.

  21. Re:Yeah but... on Workings of Ancient Calculating Device Deciphered · · Score: 4, Funny

    I predicted these very first two posts. Ahhhh Slashdot, how your constant familiarities of Beowulf clusters, Linux, Soviet Union, Goatse and frosty pissers never tend to cease!

    You must not be new here...

  22. Re:[Citation-Needed] on Your Computer and Cell Phone Are Lying To You · · Score: 1

    can i cite this on my next research paper? in fact, id like to just copy the whole paragraph and stick it in the summary.

  23. Re:Why can't he sell it back? on Switching To Solar Power – One Month Later · · Score: 1

    where is here?

  24. Re:simple solution on Real-World 3G Monthly Cost With Taxes and Fees? · · Score: 1, Funny

    according to my calculations, its 42.

  25. Re:So what's the point of having ratings? on Minnesota Pays Video Game Industry $65K In Fees · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They are one of the main reasons why I quit playing halo on xbox live. That and the obvious hacking.