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DHS Official Considered Shock Collars For Air Travelers

"The Washington Times is reporting that the DHS wants to replace your boarding pass with a GPS-enabled shock bracelet. Plans for the device include subduing passengers remotely as well as onboard interrogation. There's even a promotional video." Perhaps Paul Ruwaldt (the official named in this story) has been watching "The Coneheads" a bit too much, or not actually flying enough. Expressing interest is not quite the same as ordering mass quantities, but it's scary enough.

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  1. Dangerous slide by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Flying into this country is becoming more and more of a hassle and every time that I fly outside the US, it is apparent that the DHS is completely corrupting business and pleasure travel at the expense of our freedoms and economy.

    If our government seriously thinks this is a viable option, then we have truly lost and the slide towards a fascist government will be complete. Yeah, go waaaay beyond "papers please" and treat *all* of your citizens as criminals when they travel.

    What I suspect will happen is that this is a trial idea floated to the media and will be explained away as saying "Oh, well.... we intended this to be used for transporting criminals" or some such nonsense like that. This idea is one of the most absurd and dangerous ideas I've heard from my government in a long time and it moves us dangerously close to a threshold that will destabilize this country.

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    1. Re:Dangerous slide by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The truth is that another hijacking is unlikely to happen. With the memory of 9/11 anyone trying to take over the airplane is going to be subdued, if not out and out killed, by the passengers. The philosophy before 9/11 was to sit back, let the terrorists make their statement, and then everyone will be safe. Not any more.

      So TSA's main job now is justifying their job.

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    2. Re:Dangerous slide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I predict a great future for video conferencing companies.

    3. Re:Dangerous slide by fastest+fascist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, go waaaay beyond "papers please" and treat *all* of your citizens as criminals when they travel.

      Why stop at travel? Why not just have everyone wear these all the time? You'd probably have to randomly test-shock people to deter tampering, but hey, such is the price you pay for Freedom. Er.. Liberty? No, what was it the US government always swore to defend, again?

    4. Re:Dangerous slide by Bombula · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This is just the latest insanity. The fear level in American culture is, as Noam Chomsky puts it, "off the scale." There is nothing comparable to it in any other culture in the world, developed or developing. Being fearful of flying, while irrational, is fairly understandable - like being fearful of riding in a submarine - even though riding in cars and on bicycles is vastly more dangerous. But being afraid of terrorists blowing up malls and municpal airports in Iowa and Kansas is sheer madness.

      I'm not completely sure why the fear level is so high in American culture, but I'd hazard to guess that it's the result of a combination of being too used to being too comfortable and too safe too much of the time - similar to tyrant's paranoia - and the fact that the media and the current administration both cultivate fear (for different reasons).

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    5. Re:Dangerous slide by pzs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Amen, brother. Don't even get me started on not carrying 100ml of fluid or taking my shoes off at the security gate. Forget Loose-Change style "Bush did it" conspiracy theories, Al Qaeda is probably a puppet of the security companies.

    6. Re:Dangerous slide by ElleyKitten · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The truth is that another hijacking is unlikely to happen. With the memory of 9/11 anyone trying to take over the airplane is going to be subdued, if not out and out killed, by the passengers.

      Unless the passengers are taken out by shock bracelets. Good job, TSA!

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    7. Re:Dangerous slide by EdIII · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, go waaaay beyond "papers please" and treat *all* of your citizens as criminals when they travel.

      Yeah, go waaaay beyond "papers please" and treat *all* of your citizens as animals when they travel.

      There. Fixed that for you.

    8. Re:Dangerous slide by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There will never be another hijacking of a plane with americans on it. The shock/terror value was in the fact that it hadn't been done or talked about to the extent that it happened that day. Now that we all know, the terrorists lose the "shock/terror" value and must move on to some other thing. If you reveal what their plan is, it defuses 99% of the shock value, which is why i support reporting on any given terror plot, no matter how unlikely, because once it's out there, the public knows about it and the shock value is lost.

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    9. Re:Dangerous slide by flyneye · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From an "evolutionary" standpoint,this is probably the beginning of the end for "big birds" and large long flights.
      Fuel is an issue as well as alternative travel options,now we have DHS. I admire their enthusiasm but they lack in the brains dept.
                I predict that the small aircraft industry and charter flights is gonna boom because of the added aggravation.
      Big birds can't get any lighter without using toilet paper in place of aluminum and fuel costs are already killing the industry. I predict people will drive long distances now in silly little cars or motorcycles.Tents will replace campers.
      People will chose comfort and peace of mind over cost and aggravation any day of the week.
                So long 747,I might see you flying across oceans now and then,but your days are numbered.

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    10. Re:Dangerous slide by erudified · · Score: 5, Funny

      The truth is that another hijacking is unlikely to happen.

      Wrong!

      If they put a shock collar on me, I'd blow the damn plane up on general principle.

    11. Re:Dangerous slide by mbone · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The fear level in American culture is, as Noam Chomsky puts it, "off the scale."

      The weird thing is that I don't feel afraid (and I travel frequently) and I don't know anyone who is really afraid. Where are all of these scared people ? Who are they ? More importantly, do we know that the above statement is really true, or is it just what we are told ?

    12. Re:Dangerous slide by tgd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just remember, the only thing we have to fear is...

      Um...

      Well, is our government it seems.

    13. Re:Dangerous slide by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I also think that Flight 93 was shot down,

      That's right, keep the conspiracy flying.

      I don't think the passengers had time to watch the news, call their families, and say goodbye.

      Right. Because the recorded phone messages of flight attendants and some of the passengers are completely fabricated. The families made them up after the plane went down to gain sympathy.

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    14. Re:Dangerous slide by megaditto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's the randomness of it that scares people, not the novelty and shock value.

      For example, the suicide bombings in Israel are neither novel nor particularly shocking, but the factor of "Oh shit, this could have happened to my family" is what gets to most people.

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    15. Re:Dangerous slide by Tipa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      American culture doesn't have this level of fear. Nobody I know of has cut short travel plans because of the terrorism threat, though I imagine some people have. Nobody I know of thinks TSA is making air travel safer.

      This whole fear thing has been manufactured by the government as an excuse to remove our civil liberties.

      Don't ever EVER think that the American people are demanding it. We're not. This is being done TO us, not FOR us.

    16. Re:Dangerous slide by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're on idle.slashdot.org, and your only question is why the quote tags aren't working? This page has bigger problems.

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    17. Re:Dangerous slide by coldmist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately, there have been quite a few acts of terrorism in the US since 9/11 that officially they didn't want to link to anything organized or racial, but shootings in a Utah mall, California campuses, another mall in the midwest, and others have happened by muslim people for no apparent reason.

      Am I afraid of a lone shooter at a mall? no. I'm not afraid to fly either. But, I am afraid to go through the TSA checkpoints at the airport, and they find something like a shampoo bottle that is 1oz too big and they want to examine my bags "more thoroughly".

      Am I flying as often? No, because I hate the hassle the airport has become. Not because of fear of terrorist acts while on the plane.

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    18. Re:Dangerous slide by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There will never be another hijacking of a plane with americans on it.

      Exactly. That's why all four planes were hijacked in the same hour. Flight 93's reaction ("it's them or us") is now the default.

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    19. Re:Dangerous slide by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where are all of these scared people?

      They are in the government, and they are scared of getting their budget cut, so they keep a constant state of fear in motion to grease the wheels of spending and reduction of freedom.

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    20. Re:Dangerous slide by staeiou · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've figured it out! They are normal people like you and me. Only when they step into a voting booth, they get claustrophobic. This fear triggers other irrational fears, leading them to vote neoconservative.

    21. Re:Dangerous slide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I stopped flying specifically because of the TSA restrictions, NOT the fear of terrorist hijackings and bombings. I refuse to be treated like cattle by the airlines and shoved into a tiny tin can after being accosted by glorified mall security guards for hours at a time. They're making it as inconvenient as humanly possible to fly in this country these days and frankly, if I need to travel I'll just drive. If I can't drive somewhere and a ship is infeasible then I really don't need to travel there.

    22. Re:Dangerous slide by edalytical · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought it was TSA's job to unpack my luggage and repack it in the most absurd way making sure to carefully break at least one item. But the jobs not done, next they leave a note in the bag explaining that they are protecting me and my fellow passengers then they partially zip the luggage back up and turn it over to they guys that have the really fun job: throwing luggage.

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    23. Re:Dangerous slide by thermian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not completely sure why the fear level is so high in American culture, but I'd hazard to guess that it's the result of a combination of being too used to being too comfortable and too safe too much of the time

      I believe it has more to do with centuries of knowing with absolute certainty that there were two stonking great oceans between you and the rest of the world. That has tended to make you feel that the rest of the world can screw itself up and you'll be fine. For quite some time that was true too.

      Until 9/11 no-one had attacked American soil (as in the continent, not counting Hawaii here), aside from that poor woman who got killed by those Japanese balloon bombs in WW2.
      You were, not to put to fine a point on it, as shocked about that as you were freaked by Sputnik. Sputnik had a huge affect on your culture at the time too.

      Add that to the fact that generations of many families have lived and died in the same areas, seeing no-one but other Americans, and you end up with millions of people who simply don't have the experience or mental framework to deal with the problem. At least not yet.

      Your politicians come from the same stock, they're no mystically different breed they're just as vulnerable to hysteria over the issue as anyone else.

      I'm actually pro American, if that statement makes any sense, but to my mind this shift to extreme paranoia is troublesome. It hasn't dimmed my liking of the American people (you're mostly all just folk, like me), but the state? Oooh, not keen on those guys.

      I mean, I'm a scientist, English, and I've never broken a law in my life (ok, one time I poured perfume talc over a cop, but I was eight, and he had told my mum that I'd been naughty when I hadn't been..). In spite of my law abiding nature, I can only get into the US if I allow myself to be treated like a potential criminal/mass murderer.

      The result is I won't be coming back to the US for a long while. If a conference is being held there I just won't submit papers, or I'll get a colleague to present them for me. I much prefer a trip to Rome, or some other nice Conference venue.

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    24. Re:Dangerous slide by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The truth is that another hijacking is unlikely to happen

      With these devices it would seem far more likely to happen. All you'd need to do is hack the system that controls the bracelets and you've just subdued the entire passenger compliment. This seems like a massively stupid idea.

    25. Re:Dangerous slide by Aqualung812 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm sick of the "fear itself" line being used as an example of how the USA was less fearful in past years.
      Here is an example of how fearless we were. This one was approved by the same administration that said we have nothing to fear...
      I dig the fangs and the blood-drenched knife. Where are my posters of Muslims with blood-drenched swords to keep me awake at night??

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    26. Re:Dangerous slide by LandDolphin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At least during WWII, there was something to actually fear; the world was at war. This fear of terrorism is a joke.

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    27. Re:Dangerous slide by maotx · · Score: 2, Informative

      The truth is that another hijacking is unlikely to happen.

      Maybe, but a recent survey (a kiosk at Smithsonian Air & Space - July 4, 08) says that out of 29,319 people, 11,300 believe that the current airport screening process should be more stringent than it is.

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    28. Re:Dangerous slide by Znork · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nobody I know of has cut short travel plans because of the terrorism threat,

      I suspect far more people cut travel plans short because of the TSA.

    29. Re:Dangerous slide by ultranova · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I also think that Flight 93 was shot down,

      That's right, keep the conspiracy flying.

      What conspiracy ? Given a choice between shooting down a plane and killing everyone onboard or letting some lunatic ram it into a building, killing everyone onboard anyway and lots of people besides them, which would you choose ? Cold-hearted, perhaps, but also the path of least corpses.

      BTW. Is the edit box in this section supposed to be postal stamp -sized ?

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    30. Re:Dangerous slide by BLQWME · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You've obviously never worked in government. It's all about self-justification.

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    31. Re:Dangerous slide by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with you -- it's not average Americans who are doing this. Average Americans are going WTF??

      But the media has discovered that fear makes a good eyeball magnet, and they're all about selling eyeballs to advertisers. So the more they can convince us we're in fear of [insert bogeyman here] the richer the media outlets become.

      And the younger generation of yuppies who've never lived outside their city cocoons are already half-afraid of anything unfamiliar (in much the same way little kids are often afraid of the dark), so it's easy to for the media to embue them with a culture of fear, even tho in truth they have "nothing to fear but fear itself".

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    32. Re:Dangerous slide by digitrev · · Score: 3, Funny

      And that just scares the shit out of me.

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    33. Re:Dangerous slide by Z00L00K · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At least during WWII, there was something to actually fear; the world was at war. This fear of terrorism is a joke.

      Very insightful, during WWII there were a lot of German submarines outside the east coast, and there were also a few Japanese outside the west coast of the US.

      Using aircrafts as tools for terrorism is probably no longer a feasible issue, the idea behind terrorism is just to kick in when least expected. Give it 10 more years and we shall start to worry because then every mistake made in security will repeat itself.

      Worry more about all the containers arriving from other countries. A large-scale destruction of a major harbor will certainly cause problems.

      Increasing the security checks on airline passengers is just what the terrorists are after. Why not require sedating of all passengers on international flights?

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    34. Re:Dangerous slide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with your conclusion, but not your reasoning. I think it is time that Americans (and I am one) wake up and realize that anyone, anywhere, anytime can be killed, intentionally or by accident. Put MORE fear into the bastards. It's kind of like the kids who grow up washing their hands every two seconds for fear of germs. When they finally do go outside they have chronic asthma and allergies and god knows what other health problems. All because their immune systems are overwhelmed by never being exposed previously. Me? I was force-fed mud pies by my siblings and now have the immune system of an ox. Same with fear. I realize just how fragile a human being is and how scary the world can be. But I don't let it paralyze me. I make smart choices, weigh the risks, and generally try to be a good person. If a crazed terrorist kills me then that sucks. But I will NEVER strap a f*$%ing taser to my wrist voluntarily.

      Stop trying to bubblewrap the playground equipment or put every airline passenger into suspended animation before they travel or require cavity searches to enter a courthouse. There was a time when people took personal responsibility and that risk kept them from acting like total assholes to everyone else. While I don't advocate going back to vigilante-ism, I strongly advocate letting people take the risks they are comfortable with and not trying to make the government into a nanny state. Because that is exactly what this is pandering to, the idea that the big strong government will protect you from the monsters under the bed if you just do what they tell you and eat your vegetables.

    35. Re:Dangerous slide by peragrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I used to work with several guys from an Air National guard base.

      One year they were way under budget, and the commander bought nearly 80 $50 leathermans for his ground crews. They didn't need them, each one was listed as a tool for the their tool boxes but in reality each tool was walked home and a gift to each of the guys.

      you never come in under budget in a government job. doing so means next years budget will be slashed to that amount minus 10%.

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    36. Re:Dangerous slide by n+dot+l · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not so much that people go around wearing body armor in case some evil foreign-seeming type terrorist blows himself up in the local Starbucks. It's that nobody really protests when government officials say that such a scenario is A) actually plausible and B) can be prevented if we throw out just a couple of tiny little freedoms or spend vast amounts of money on whatever it is they're trying to sell. I have quite a few American friends, and except for a few, most tell me "it's worth it if it prevents another 9/11" whenever we discuss things like the TSA's idiocy, or illegal wiretapping, or whatever it is that goes on at Gitmo, etc.

      I would call that a form of fear, though I haven't had much sleep so I'm probably just not coming up with whatever the better word for it is.

    37. Re:Dangerous slide by Heather+D · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Way back in the late 70's (or early 80's maybe, I forget) I and several of my friends set up a couple of Dobsonian telescopes in my grandmother's backyard. A half-hour or so later a police car pulls up and two cops get out and come around to the back to ask whats up?

      They'd gotten calls that "Suspicious looking people" were setting up "mortars" aimed at the city.

      Yes it really happened.

      It turns out one of out neighbors had issues with my grandfather and was trying to use the cops as his private thugs. He came out pointing with the classic waving finger prattling on about hippies and pipe bombs and such.

      There are a lot of unstable people out there and we are currently dealing with two political parties who both seem convinced that more govt. power is needed. It is now useful for govt. to use these people to shoehorn it's new policies into place.

    38. Re:Dangerous slide by Nimey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wish I could mod you up higher than 5. Eisenhower warned us about the military-industrial complex, and we did not listen.

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    39. Re:Dangerous slide by Bombula · · Score: 2, Interesting
      American culture doesn't have this level of fear.

      I wasn't clear enough in my original post, and I didn't give the context for the Chomsky quote. Policy and culture are two different things. Yes, it may be true that the government response to terror is not commensurate with the actual level of fear that Americans feel. But the actual level of fear Americans feel is vastly higher than that felt by people of any other culture. That is what Chomsky was talking about, and if you've ever spent any appreciable amount of time immersed in foreign cultures it is as plainly true as the sky is blue. Again, I don't know exactly why it is so - but it is, indeed, so. This is not meant to be an offense or a sleight or an insult; it is simply a fact.

      A good example was the American reaction to 9/11. If planes had destroyed Big Ben or the Eifel Tower or any other European monument, the people of those countries would not have reacted by canceling their travel plans (you'll note that airlines in America got clobbered by a lack of people flying after 9/11 - an insane response) or stopped going to the supermarket or avoided crowded public places. The IRA bombed London for 25 years, and no one stopped riding the tube. Even when Islamic terrorists bombed the tube, no one stopped riding it.

      Other examples abound.

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    40. Re:Dangerous slide by thermian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suspect that an attack by the British in 1812 doesn't really count as making people able to cope with risks in the modern world on a day to day basis.

      Anyway, if you guys had just knuckled under and bought the damn Tea, I'm sure none of this would be happening...

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    41. Re:Dangerous slide by servognome · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am more than concerned that we may have to resort to violently removing our government for the crimes they have committed against us and the failure to do their sworn duty.

      Why? These politicians keep getting reelected. A revolution would be needed to fix the system. The system is working fine, the people are getting the government they want.

      Democracy is two wolves and lamb voting on what's for lunch.

      I prefer to think of democracy as two sheep and a wolf voting on what's for lunch. So you end up with the prisoners dilemma. As long as the sheep stick together they are fine, but the slightest bit of fear will turn the sheep against each other, and the decision becomes the wolf's.

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    42. Re:Dangerous slide by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What was it... Southpark or Team America? Anyway, did you see the scene where the bunch of scared white guys (in funny hats) leave England, come over to the US, find themselves surrounded by friendly natives and, being scared white guys, shoot them all?

    43. Re:Dangerous slide by mopower70 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A serial killer is NOT a terrorist. A campus or mall shooting is NOT [necessarily] an act of terrorism. Just because a particular act invokes feelings of fear does not make it an act of terrorism. Your fast and loose use of the term "terrorism" minimizes the real acts of terrorism in much the same way our society has reduced the value of the word "hero" to anyone who performs the job they were paid to do.

    44. Re:Dangerous slide by raddan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where are all of these scared people?

      Actually, I think I found them the other day. Now, I need to preface this by saying that I grew up in a rural area near a college town-- I now live in a city. The girlfriend and I went for a weekend in the mountains. It was mostly peaceful, except for when we went for a jog. 10 minutes into the run, and we discovered that the dirt road we chose was basically un-runnable. Every hundred yards or so, some person's big, snarling guard dog would race out of a no-trespassing-staked-yard, barking like mad, with every intention of tearing us limb from limb, until the owner, invariably some person holding some kind of weapon, noticed that we were just runners and called off the dog. It got to the point where we just turned around.

      Now, I believe that people have the right to live however they want, within reason, and that if people feel the need to barricade themselves up, well, power to them. But it left me with the impression that these people were deeply paranoid, and clearly hostile to outsiders. Despite the fact that this place was probably vastly safer than the city I spend most of my time in.

      YMMV, of course. Best to take the above experience with a grain of salt and treat as probably apocryphal. But, for me, it was food for thought.

    45. Re:Dangerous slide by E-Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just responding to reinforce your situation. I have a 10" solid tube dob (Orion XTi) that I would set up on the campus of the university where I worked on clear nights.

      One such night, a university cop pulled up and asked what I was up to. He didn't seem alarmed, but made a off-hand comment as he left, saying that it looked like I was sighting in a mortar.

    46. Re:Dangerous slide by jeepien · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What conspiracy ? Given a choice between shooting down a plane and killing everyone onboard or letting some lunatic ram it into a building, killing everyone onboard anyway and lots of people besides them, which would you choose ?

      Dude, that's a pretty scary illogical leap.

      The question of what I might choose, or you might choose, in a hypothetical scenario is irrelevant to the matter of what actually happened. Even if I agree arguendo that it could be justified, that is not in any way evidence that that is what took place on 9/11.

      Seriously.

    47. Re:Dangerous slide by atraintocry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From what I have seen, the security on incoming containers is actually pretty good.

      But there are just too many that come in, and better security there would not be noticed by anyone. Hence, it's not good security theater.

      That is the point of all this: security theater. Our government wants to act unilaterally abroad, and be above criticism at home. Security theater allows them to do both. I wonder how many senators have stock in popcorn manufacturers?

    48. Re:Dangerous slide by Grave · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And any pilot with half a brain knows that a cabin full of dead people is still better than a plane and building full of dead people.

    49. Re:Dangerous slide by baboo_jackal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      do we know that the above statement is really true, or is it just what we are told ?

      I think you already have the answer - GP cites the opinion of Noam Chomsky as his evidence. So, we're all scared because Noam said so.

      Where are all of these scared people ?

      Living inside Noam Chomsky's rich imagination, apparently.

    50. Re:Dangerous slide by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A terrorist today would never get a chance to negotiate with the pilot or anyone else. He would be rushed as soon as he jumped up with the gun. He would probably get off enough shots to kill one or two people before he was overwhelmed and beaten to death (if not literally ripped to pieces).

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    51. Re:Dangerous slide by RobNich · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just to be a programmer, here: Just because the vote occurs on the second Tuesday of November doesn't necessarily mean that the second Wednesday of the month is the next day. (For instance, if Nov. 1st is a Wednesday.)

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    52. Re:Dangerous slide by Leftist+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That won't work if there's no door to open. All this security theater could be avoided if we would just seal off the cockpit from the cabin, and have the pilots use a separate entrance.

      No more hijackings, and I can bring a reasonable size bottle of liquor in my carry on again.

    53. Re:Dangerous slide by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The first and most startling thing I noticed when I traveled outside the U.S. (to Canada and Europe) was that the constant fear I always had, but had grown accustomed to (such that I really don't notice it most of the time), was suddenly gone. No one in those places felt any reason to fear anything, so long as they behaved with common sense and in a reasonably intelligent and courteous fashion. No one felt like they might be arrested for being the wrong color or wrong religion or simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time. No one felt fear that they might be harrassed or killed by street thugs financed and empowered by the government. Thus, neither did I. It was refreshing. In the U.S. we've lived with these things for so long that we don't really pay much attention. But we do modify our behavior accordingly. To add to the examples already given in the comments above, we allow "government" thugs to take vast sums of money from us in exchange for nothing. We allow them to disarm us while simultaneously ignoring inner-city street thugs. We allow them to imprison people at will by calling them "terrorists" or "drug dealers." We avoid public rallies or demonstrations that are commonplace, and mostly safe, everywhere else in the world. We allow people to be raped in prison for the most trivial of crimes. We basically satisfy ourselves with the bread and circuses our "masters" have prepared for us - reality TV and fast food. We allow ourselves to be kept fat and stupid. We do not even think of rebelling, as we ought, much less do we actually rebel. We literally do not lift a finger to improve the circumstances our children and grandchildren will grow up in, never mind our own. We are slaves, and we are happy to be slaves, just so long as we don't realize that we are slaves. I do not sense this anyplace else I've travelled. Not that any country or any place is perfect, but most of the rest seem to be able to manage to deal with occasional terrorists and criminals without resorting to the constant, low-level, implicit threats of violence and death that our "masters" (who are supposed to be our SERVANTS) feel compelled to vomit upon us on a continuous basis. If I did not have family here I would be gone in an instant. Not because I don't want to see things improve here, and even help them improve in the limited ways I can. But because I do not want my children, or their children, to have to live in fear, or to live as slaves.

    54. Re:Dangerous slide by n+dot+l · · Score: 2, Interesting


      It turns out one of out neighbors had issues with my grandfather and was trying to use the cops as his private thugs.

      My parents used to have exactly the same sort of neighbors. They told the city we'd redone the inside of our house in marble (or something like that) to get us reassessed for taxes three years before that was due (joke's on them, even with the home improvements we did do our taxes went down). They called the city to see if our big dog was licensed. They called the cops to write tickets when we parked so much as an inch too close to the curb (usually nothing happened). The list goes on...

      You know, the only difference between this and what went on in the USSR is that the authorities (generally) don't do really nasty things on mere suspicion like the KGB did. Apart from that, people are the same everywhere, and it scares the shit out of me that all sorts of government agencies are getting more power and less oversight. That's just begging for trouble...

    55. Re:Dangerous slide by Nimey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And there's the quislings, ordinary people who agree with the government robbing our liberties, who are convinced that doing this Makes The World Safe For Americans, who won't hear arguments to the contrary.

      The quislings are just as dangerous as the bastards actually taking power.

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    56. Re:Dangerous slide by PMuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Where are all of these scared people?

      I'm right here. And I'm scared to death. Of my government.

      Years ago, I laughed off an idea like this (tasers strapped to all air passengers). Surely, I said, no one would seriously consider this -- passengers would decline to travel rather than strap on one of these things.

      How wrong I was. It seems that no idea is so evil that it can't find a proponent in my government. Fsck me.

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    57. Re:Dangerous slide by NemosomeN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of the people who are afraid that airlines are not secure enough are the people who NEVER FLY. The Joe Sixpacks of the world, who generally can't or don't spend the money to travel, who are of the belief that anyone can get on a plane with anything they want, and attack their country. All the people who are ruining the lives of us travelers are the ones who never travel, but have all the time to bitch, whine, and vote. Remember that.

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    58. Re:Dangerous slide by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except that the Israelis respond in a completely different way. Rather than throwing (mostly useless) rules and bureaucracy at the problem of suicide bombings, they built a security fence and relied on the human intelligence (including ethnic, religious, and psychological profiling skills) of professionally-trained security officers (not sure what the ratio of private firms to IDF soldiers is) to distinguish a threat from an innocent but unusual person.

      They also rely on a populous that all did their own time in IDF -- a populous trained to treat threats of violence as very real and react by fighting rather than cooing to the government for protection.

      And by and large, it works for them.

    59. Re:Dangerous slide by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      A flight I was on within a couple months after 9/11 (Jan 02) the pilot came on the intercom pre-flight and thankd everyone for flying with him. He also noted that should anyone try anything "funny" he would like to remind the rest of the passengers that there are more of them than any bad guys that may be aboard. This was met with resounding applause.

      Also, note that the fire extinguishers placed in well marked, easily accessible locations, make excellent bludgeons and the spray is good for a short term blinding as well.
      -nB

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    60. Re:Dangerous slide by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, but as much as I'd like to shoot someone's yappy dog with some 00 buckshot, climbing a 6-foot block wall and shooting into someone else's back yard will land you in a heap of trouble, even here in gun-happy Arizona. Not only would you be in trouble for trespassing, firing a firearm within city limits without cause, and animal cruelty (though I don't see how such a quick death is in any way cruel, compared to its suffering by sitting outside in 115-degree heat), you'd also get sued by the stupid white-trash family for killing their "poor little" dog and some stupid bleeding-heart jury (which we have tons of here in AZ) would rule in their favor.

      Our way went much better. These morons went to court on a criminal charge (not civil), were prosecuted by the city, made utter and complete fools of themselves by trying to defend themselves against this charge first by claiming it wasn't their dog (shot down by prosecuter using their own witnesses), then claiming it wasn't barking at all (they admitted they weren't even home to know this, and the cop testified that it was barking), then by claiming harassment (judge laughed that one out). They were finally found guilty by the judge (there was no stupid jury on this one), given a pitiful $200 fine (because they claim to have given away the dog), but the good news for us, besides seeing them make fools of themselves in court, was that they'll now have a criminal record.

      It was a pain in the ass for us, having to take time out to go to court, but that's much better than 1) just listening to barking dogs at all hours, or 2) getting in serious financial and legal trouble for taking the law into our own hands.

      What's sad is that it isn't even the dog's fault, it's the stupid owners'. The dog is just a dumb animal, and it goes nuts when the people leave it alone all day. If you ask me, people in these subdivisions with these postage-stamp lots have NO business owning most dogs, especially larger ones or active ones. Small, lazy dogs that like to stay inside all day are probably fine (chihuahuas are good indoor dogs I think), but that's about it. If you want a dog, especially a large one, you need to live in a rural area with 40 or more acres for it to run around on. If you can't afford that, you have no business with a dog. There's a lot of stupid people here in Arizona who buy a dog, and then leave it chained up outside in the back yard all day, which amounts to nothing less than torture when it's summer and the temperatures are 110-115 every day. While I frequently wish I could kill these peoples' dogs to get some peace and quiet, and to put the animal out of its misery, it would really be more just if the owners could be killed instead, because they truly deserve it for what they do to these helpless animals.

    61. Re:Dangerous slide by SanguineV · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The weird thing is that I don't feel afraid (and I travel frequently) and I don't know anyone who is really afraid. Where are all of these scared people ? Who are they ? More importantly, do we know that the above statement is really true, or is it just what we are told ?

      As an Australian who has travelled to the USA on a couple of occasions the impression I had was that there is a very strong culture of fear. This was typified by:
      - Being told I would be carjacked if I want to Orlando Florida.
      - Being warned not to talk to black people in Florida.
      - Being told to avoid Texas if driving a car with Oklahoma plates.
      - Being questioned by the police for walking (most people drove, walking was considered suspiscous activity). Also I was told not to move or make any sudden movements while they radioed for backup and contacted Australian police to verify my driver's licence!
      - "News" that repeated over and over how terrorists were coming to get US citizens.
      - "News" that warned people they were going to be attacked by killer bees (or wasps).
      - "News" reports that always seemed to talk about the latest murderer on the loose and to be careful.
      - Being told never to be more than one minute run from a bunker.
      - Normal TV ads seemed to be "X can kill you! Buy product Y!" (Where X can be the air in your house, milk, being alive...)
      ...

      Basically, everything appeared to be built around instilling fear in the population and using that fear for government policy, advertising, avoiding talking to people who were "different".

    62. Re:Dangerous slide by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Flight 93 was shot down. Read about it here:

          http://freeinternetpress.com/story.php?sid=1737

          Based on the information available, he had to make a tough decision. Regardless if the whole 9/11 scenario was a choreographed work of fiction, that F-16 pilot had a tough decision to make, and he did what was right, again by the information available.

          If it was a choreographed scenario, that plane was to crash into another building, not fall into a field in pieces.

        No one in the government will ever admit to it though.

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    63. Re:Dangerous slide by Shihar · · Score: 3, Informative

      I am pretty damn sure that screaming something about Allah and then trying to take over a plan is going to be a good solid way to be torn limb from limb for a couple of decades. The only way I could possibly conceive of hijacking a plan in the US now would be actually be the plane's pilot from the beginning. Even if you could overcome the passengers by having enough men armed with guns to kill the majority of able bodied people before they tear you limb from limb, that still won't save you from the fact that US pilots are now taught to do very unpleasant things if some asshole tries to break into the reinforced doors or starts shooting a gun (the only conceivable way of subduing an airplane full of people).

      Even if you had half a dozen men with guns they slipped by security, the pilot is going to have you sitting on the ceiling the second he hears a gun go off. If he wants to be a real dick, he can also see how long you can go without oxygen by depressurizing the airplane, all the while tossing you from one end of the airplane to the other.

      Can planes be blown up? Sure. Can they be used as cruise missiles? Sure, but it isn't going to happen on a commercial airliner any time soon. If it happens again, it will be because someone smuggled themselves aboard a FedEx plane and shot the pilots before they knew what was happening.

    64. Re:Dangerous slide by HungWeiLo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just go to any home owners' association meeting in any American suburb, and you'll see them in droves.

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    65. Re:Dangerous slide by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would be very surprised if FedEx has not made plans against this. It's kinda obvious.

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    66. Re:Dangerous slide by Skjellifetti · · Score: 2, Informative

      Those may not have been accurate, but just try and find one of them today.

      Maybe that is because there were never any such reports. The flight path of Flight 93 was over PA, not MD. It made a turn near Cleveland, OH on its way to Washington, D.C. after it was hijacked and did not make it as far as MD (where Camp David is located) when the crash occurred. Or perhaps you thought it went from Cleveland to MD and then turned around again to go back because their real target was the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and they'd missed their exit the first time?

  2. Shocking ! by trolltalk.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought that air travel was punishment enough already!

    1. Re:Shocking ! by LuisAnaya · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well... who knows. some people with electroshock fetish might even pay a premium.. ;)

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  3. Give me your agonizer!!! by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Life imitates "Mirror, Mirror." Swell.

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  4. Nothing to see here, move along by clang_jangle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    TFS liks to a blog post which itself links to part of a letter (page two, so we don't even get to see the whole letter). The video link tells us simply that a company called Lamperd Less Lethal would love to sell these devices to a government agency. There is absolutely no evidence presented that would justify the claim that "the DHS wants to replace your boarding pass with a GPS-enabled shock bracelet". Why did this fake story even get posted?

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    1. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why did this fake story even get posted?

      Because it's amusing? If only they had tagged it with a Monty-Python style foot and posted it to 'idle' so that we had some indication that it was silly instead of serious news...

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    2. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by hey! · · Score: 4, Informative

      TFS liks to a blog post which itself links to part of a letter (page two, so we don't even get to see the whole letter).

      Well, WRT page 1, I used my superior hacking skills to alter the URL http://www.lamperdlesslethal.com/news/upload/pg2HomelandSecurity7_06.pdf to http://www.lamperdlesslethal.com/news/upload/pg1HomelandSecurity7_06.pdf.

      I don't think it is so far fetched for the FAA to want to know about this technology. Wanting to know about it doesn't necessarily mean they intend to mandate it for general use. In fact the letter mentions what occurred to me to be some obvious legitimate applications of the technology, such as prisoner transport.

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    3. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're right - most of the applications mentioned in that letter are for security applications by law enforcement or military.

      However, there's still the matter of one little sentence:
      "In addition, it is conceivable to envision a use to improve air security, on passenger planes."

      I'm sorry, but anybody who envisions that this is conceivable has no fucking clue what it is that they're trying to protect anyone from. I realize that this is the beginning of an invitation to participate in a bidding process, and that the application to passenger security is a side blurb. However, applying this to passenger security should have never, ever even come up. Especially not when the paragraph talked about the bracelet as a restraint tool.

      Sometimes, I'd rather smack an idea into oblivion before it has even had time to take root, rather than just wait for someone else to realize how much of a mistake this is.

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    4. Re:Nothing to see here, move along by hey! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, I don't think a public servant ought to be pilloried for thinking, even about a bad idea. It's not thinking that is the problem, it's acting without thinking.

      "Conceiving" that somebody might "envision" using this for general use is hardly a ringing endorsement. It seems to me to be a self-evident truth. If this thing is in specialized use, then in some future scenario there will be a suggestion to put it into general use. Probably that future scenario will be like 9/11 -- an environment where people are demanding action, not reflection.

      So, if the technology exists, then I think we ought to consider using for everybody. I expect we'll discover all kinds of reasons to reject the idea, which will be good to know when the demand is to do something, anything.

      If an administration is foolish enough to put this into effect except in the aftermath of a 9/11 type event, then it'll deserve what it gets.

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  5. WTF? by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Timothy, wtf? Why is this in idle, where almost no one is going to bother looking at it (since many, many people avoid idle like the plague)? This needs to be seen by everyone, not just a few.

    Also, it's NOT funny. DON'T LAUGH! This is scary, not funny.

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    1. Re:WTF? by megaditto · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, TSA-mandated 12" exploding buttplugs would be scary. (which is what it'll take for the public to wake up)

      Shock collar boarding passes are merely funny.

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    2. Re:WTF? by Miseph · · Score: 3, Funny

      I dunno... exploding 12" butt plugs sound funny to me.

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  6. I would want independent confirmation of this. by mbone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Living in the DC area, and seeing the Washington Times (owned by the unification church) in action, I don't consider it a reputable paper and would want some independent confirmation of this.

  7. Not far enough by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 2, Funny

    I require that this proposal be expanded to full body suits. I don't trust that a simple bracelet or collar can deliver the level of shock necessary to fight the terrorists.

    I'd also like to see waterboarding apparatus installed in the bathrooms. Speed is of the essence, and taking the time to divert the plane to Gitmo for proper torture could be the few precious hours the terrorists need to steal our liberty.

  8. So what if I... by Plazmid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Put a piece of tin foil across the electrodes so it won't shock me? Or rewire so it won't shock me? But I mean can air travel really get anymore degrading?

    1. Re:So what if I... by Dmala · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course it can. Wait until everyone is forced to strip naked and be chained to the wall of the cabin.

    2. Re:So what if I... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 2, Funny

      I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  9. The Onion by LexMortis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hahaha, man.. The Onion has the best articles!

    Hahaha... wait, wtf?!

    %#$$%#@!!!

  10. This helps terrorists if implemented by ConfrontationalGrayh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This system would help terrorists control all of the passengers on the aircraft. All the terrorist would have to do is take over the system and activate all of the wrist bands of the passengers to incapacitate them. After that resistance is futile.

  11. Oh no by Peter_The_Linux_Nerd · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't care about the shock collars, but for the love of god don't run the system on windows.

  12. Instead of shocking people with a collar by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...why not just show them Slashdot's new interface?

  13. Re:How much is a pilot license? by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is just it... I can load just about anything I want into my private plane and fly anywhere in the US without having to go through security, without having to provide biometric ID, without having to take my shoes off, without having to wear shock collars, etc...etc...etc...

    That is why this whole thing is security theatre.

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  14. On a practical note. . . by saterdaies · · Score: 4, Insightful

    you're an airline pilot. A terrorist organization just used Semtex to destroy your reinforced door. I know my gut reaction is to look at a list of passengers and type in an id number to shock a specific individual.

    As much as I don't like Tasers, it makes more sense to have a Taser gun than Taser wristbands. Those wristbands have to either be activated individually by number - not happening in an attack - or all at once - pissing everyone off.

    For those that want to get outraged, this is an area where big business (airlines) can be your friends. The airlines won't allow this. Anything that makes flying more of a pain reduces their profits - even things like the new security fees on airline tickets reduce their profits. They aren't going to pay more money (I'm guessing at least $15-a-bracelet for the materials, location tag, and shock element considering that a Taser costs hundreds of dollars) to piss off customers.

    So, this won't happen.

    1. Re:On a practical note. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you're an airline pilot. A terrorist organization just used Semtex to destroy your reinforced door. I know my gut reaction is to look at a list of passengers and type in an id number to shock a specific individual.

      No clearly you press the "shock all, sort it out later" button. In fact you press that when you hear a bump on the reinforced door - better safe than sorry!

    2. Re:On a practical note. . . by mbone · · Score: 3, Interesting

      you're an airline pilot. A terrorist organization just used Semtex to destroy your reinforced door.

      Well, at that point, you are probably dead, given where the blast would go. But the thing to note here is that

      Pilots don't need weapons

      They have the plane ! They are belted in and have Oxygen masks. They can

            - depressurize the cabin
            - turn the plane upside down
            - cause sufficient acceleration to incapacitate the passengers
            - put the plane in a vertical climb, so everyone falls to the rear
            - etc., etc.

      Don't think pilots haven't thought about this. I know several, and they were all confident, after 9/11, of being able to control any hijackers that the passengers couldn't.

    3. Re:On a practical note. . . by the+phantom · · Score: 3, Informative

      I hate to break this to you, but a 747 is not rated for aerobatics. It doesn't have the power for the kind of vertical climb you are talking about, and the wings would fall off if you tried the other stunts you suggest. There is a reason that the NASA's "Vomit Comet" was as expensive as it was -- it is not a bog standard plane, and was specially designed and reinforced to take the Gs.

    4. Re:On a practical note. . . by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Informative

      NASA's 'Vomit Comet' is a Boeing 717/KC-135 (707 variant used by Air Force). It is indeed reinforced for cargo and aerial refueler duties. Got to catch it one time and do a turn around, back in '88, up at Fairchild AFB. Also, the 707 platform is very good. Check out the 707 prototype, doing a barrel roll over Seattle.

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  15. That's ok by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

    As long as I can zap the screaming kid kicking the back of my seat. Or the obnoxious drunk who won't shut up. I can see it now. It would be like the Simpsons at the family counseling office all zapping each other. Very entertaining.

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  16. why limit it's use by petes_PoV · · Score: 2
    How about just applying one of these to every citizen at birth (OK, you'd have to replace them as children grow). That way you could have total control over the whole population, all the time.

    The major benefit is when they get attached to politicians, these bracelets would provide a form of instant feedback for their popularity. Maybe theirs could be fitted with an extra heavy shock capability to let them know when it's time to step down.

    Democracy and freedom! wouldn't ya' just love it?

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  17. Re:Morans by oni · · Score: 2, Funny

    I will dissolve the DHS

    How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?

  18. Dear Terrorists... by clt829 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please don't take off your shock bracelets before hijacking the plane. Thanks, Delta

  19. "Running Man" anyone? by alderX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why does this remind me to the prison scenes in the beginning of Running Man? As another poster already pointed out, since 9/11 high-jacking a plane will no longer work as passengers know that they are doomed and that their only chance is to fight back from the beginning. Also listening to the video I don't understand how the terrorists are able to get explosives on board, but can't manage to get the bracelet off...

  20. Flight crew would use them to punish passengers by schwit1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Complain about the 8 hour tarmac delay? zzzzzt

  21. What it actually says... by Madball · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If you RTFA... Note in part of the scanned letter: ...We see the potential uses to include prisoner transportation, detainee control, and the military security forces might have some interest. In addition, it is conceivable to envision a use to improve air security, on passenger planes.

    Points to consider:

    --Getting a quote on something costs nothing (see the "taxpayer's dollars" comment in TFA).

    --Paying to have something developed further is SOP for government agencies--90% of it never goes anywhere

    --Implicit in the above quote is that the most likely uses are in prisoner situations (I, for one, have no problem with this use case)

    --Having it on paying air passengers is "conceivable"--> this is the sticking point for most of the ./ discussion. It is outrageous, insane, and fascist. It is not, however, close to reality (yet).

    1. Re:What it actually says... by hoppo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you RTFA...

      C'mon, this is Slashdot.

      --Having it on paying air passengers is "conceivable"--> this is the sticking point for most of the ./ discussion. It is outrageous, insane, and fascist. It is not, however, close to reality (yet).

      Were that the only possible application of the device in an air passenger context, then one could interpret the statement made in the letter ("In addition, it is conceivable to envision a use to improve air security, on passenger planes") to mean putting shock collars on passengers. However, that is highly unlikely what the DHS official means, especially considering the rest of his response focuses on the detention and transportation of bad guys. It's much more likely that DHS is interested in using such a device to detain ne'er-do-wells on a plane or in an airport.

      Think about it... outfitting every air passenger is just not feasible, neither from a cost perspective nor from a PR perspective. The tinfoil hat crowd will insist otherwise, but I don't believe the notion of collaring passengers was even entertained by anyone at the agency.

  22. Maybe Mr. Ruwaldt Needs to Hear from Us by grungy · · Score: 2, Informative

    A December 21, 2005, Federal Register has Mr. Ruwaldt's email address listed as: paul.ruwaldt@dhs.gov, or, alternately, paul.s.ruwaldt@tc.faa.gov. Maybe he needs to hear how taxpayers feel about his interest in fitting us with shock-collars while we're on business trips, or going on vacation?

  23. Freedom is really troublesome by mlwmohawk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To authoritarian people, the very idea that the masses have freedom is a scary.

    Whether true or not, this story shows a very real reaction some people have to idea that they can't control other people. Freedom is, amongst other things, is also based on a "trust." At some point, a free people will rebel against an increasingly oppressive government. I think we are seeing the U.S. government racing to reach a state of control and surveillance BEFORE people start to rebel en mass.

    The race is to get to a point where there is no way the people can rebel without losing their jobs, savings, houses, lives, etc. This is why students and kids protest, because they don't have a life's work of savings to lose.

    The irony is that the corrupt powers that be had better fix the economy pretty damn quickly, as people with a lot to lose are easier to control that people who have lost everything. Once we have a major depression, the ideologies of abortion, gun control, "family values," become second to jobs.

    If a mob of 1,000,000 people march on the white house with pitchforks and tourches demanding justice, there will be justice.

    1. Re:Freedom is really troublesome by Phrogman · · Score: 3, Informative

      If a mob of 1,000,000 people march on the white house with pitchforks and tourches demanding justice, there will be justice.

      No, they will be labeled a "Violent Mob", and the Anti-Riot control Sonic weapon vehicles can be deployed to drive away the protesters. Or the National Guard, Military etc.

      You Americans may have the right to unseat an unwanted government via a second revolution, but the Government also has the right and duty to preserve the peace and can use any means required to stop a violent protest can't it?. I have never understood that dichotomy personally speaking

      To me it looks like the US is sliding slowly down the path to fascism of a sort, all in the name of supporting corporate profits and the continuation of the current government. Its kind of frightening to watch actually, but I hope it all turns out well :P

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  24. I'm all for it by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long as it's the shocks are cell-phone activated!

  25. I don't understand why by speedtux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What I suspect will happen is that this is a trial idea floated to the media and will be explained away as saying

    These kinds of proposals aren't random; by making ridiculous suggestions like this, they move the boundaries of what is acceptable. Compared to shock collars, some of the other things they come up with will seem tame now.

    What I don't understand is why people go for this bullshit. Why is it the government's responsibility to make air travel safe? Who cares? I've been flying for nearly 40 years, and the same risks we have today existed all that time and were just as obvious. And except for the fact that in 2001, the air planes plowed in a big building in Manhattan, 9/11 seems not much different from any of the numerous other plane hijackings.

    People should just not vote for any president or representative supporting such measures.

    1. Re:I don't understand why by BostonPilot · · Score: 2, Insightful
      While I generally agree with the direction of your comments, the government has indeed been directly involved in greatly increasing the safety of airline travel. The NTSB/CAA/FAA have been instrumental in determining the causes of accidents and promulgating regulations intended to prevent reoccurrence of those accidents.

      While the system has many flaws, if you compare the risks of airline flight in the 50s with today, there has been a huge increase in safety. Some would have happened without the intervention of the government, but a lot of it might have been delayed or never happened without government intervention.

      The DHS and TSA on the other hand, are the worst thing to happen to US aviation ever.

  26. Re:I don't know which is funnier: by rs232 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The fact that someone is actually attempting to pass this off as a real news story, or the fact that some people here on /. are accepting it as a real news story"

    Isn't this the same politically conservative Washington Times that's owned by the Moonies?

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  27. Forget Coneheads by ufpdom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone must've found the movies Battle Royale 1 & 2 . Shock collers that blow up?

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  28. Re:How much is a pilot license? by Pontiac · · Score: 2, Informative

    Typical Private Pilot training runs $6,000-$10,000 and about 75 hours of your time.

    Once you have it plane rental can run $100-300 an hour (fuel is typically included in the rental rate)

    Or buy your own for $50,000 or more then tack in $6.55 a gallon for 110LL Avgas.
    Expect about 15 Nautical Miles pr Gallon from something like a Cessna 172 (25 gallon fuel load, 315NM range)

        You can get a plane for less but expect some big bill in the near future for required maintnance.

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  29. Your Agonizer, Komrade!! by Reziac · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This technology is well-understood and widely available -- the canine shock collar first came into use in the 1950s. Today's models are highly refined, capable of variable shocks from "barely a tingle" to "FRY". (Note: as a professional dog trainer, this falls into my area of expertise.)

    Setting aside the "Your agonizer, Komrade!" aspects for the moment... how much will this cost us in tax dollars? How many passengers are in the air at any one time, at a wild-assed guess about 50,000?? The most basic canine unit costs about $200, but that one won't be sufficiently reliable or securable for airline use, nor does it have enough range for a large terminal, so let's upgrade to the $700 unit (which has a range of up to one mile under ideal conditions). That's $35 million just to purchase the units.

    [And the average lifespan, in daily use, is about 3 to 5 years, then it's off to The Collar Clinic, which charges about 30% of the value of the collar for repairs.]

    As to hackability -- this has been a problem since way back; one of the design challenges was ensuring that the transmitter from one collar didn't make another go off by mistake. And there are only so many radio frequencies available, and that too is old tech.

    If I were bent on causing chaos on a plane, I wouldn't even get on board myself. I'd hide a scanning transmitter in the luggage, which would start transmitting "FRY" across the spectrum at random intervals. Passengers would never know who was going to get shocked next, or when the next shock was coming. Wouldn't that do wonders for air travel! (Encrypted signal required, you say? Okay, I'll just set my trigger to hit the electronics AFTER the decryption point.)

    These devices are generally safe, as they are designed to be painful yet harmless. But someone with a weak heart or epilepsy could be in big trouble -- on FRY the shock is similar to a weedburner-type electric fence; it'll put you right on your ass. Even on "tickle", what happens to someone wearing a pacemaker??

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    1. Re:Your Agonizer, Komrade!! by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep... so explain to me again how this will stop anyone from executing their nefarious plans??

      And no need to prepare; just pull out your hanky, or get some toilet paper from the commode, and shove it under the contacts.

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    2. Re:Your Agonizer, Komrade!! by hoppo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is just getting ridiculous...

      It's bad enough that some kook at the Washington Times twisted some mild interest shown by the DHS in a restraining device into a government conspiracy to fit every passenger with a shock collar. It's bad enough when someone submits the editorial to Slashdot without checking any facts.

      Now I'm reading posts speculating on cost to implement, IT security of the system that will be put into place, and complications for passengers with pacemakers. Even though the original supposition is false, you've invented this reality where you'd really jack things up by putting your mad hacking skillz to work. Really.

      Read the DHS letter referenced by the op-ed piece. You will not only do a disservice to the authors (who bank on sheeple accepting what they write as spoon-fed truth), but you will also realize that there is no plan to outfit air travelers with shock collars. The DHS official expresses interest in adopting the technology for detainee management. He makes the mistake of including possible applications in the air travel area (likely to manage detainees in airports or on passenger flights). From this, these authors spin up a pretty good tale of science fiction, where a government organization spends several billion dollars per year on a nefarious plot to put dog collars on airline passengers. Wait, what?

      Any discussion further down this train of thought is the worst kind of mental masturbation. We may as well discuss how to cause chaos on the Enterprise by hacking into its computer and initiating a self-destruct sequence, or rigging the transporter to reassemble people inside out. That has about as much of a tie to reality as this discussion.

    3. Re:Your Agonizer, Komrade!! by Reziac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While what you say is correct... in the current climate of eroding personal rights and increasingly invasive government, I think discussion of how gov't agencies COULD get out of hand is a useful exercise, in that it gets people thinking about the "What if" aspects, and how both current and potential gov't (mis)behaviour can impact their everyday lives. What could we do if the situation came to pass? How would it be implemented? how much will it cost us in tax dollars? what alternatives would we have? Better yet, how could we prevent it? In California, sometimes the best way to halt stupid legislative ideas is to show the costs (including failure of revenue) to the Appropriations Committee.

      Far from being mental masturbation, this is good exercise for sheeple not accustomed to thinking in terms of how good technologies can become bad policies. And f protest rises against even a nonexistent erosion of our rights, it serves as notice to those we elect and appoint that this is not acceptable to the Citizenry, and if they do have any such thoughts, they'd best rethink 'em.

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  30. This will work great by nbritton · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Until the terrorists figure out that you can circumvent it with a small strip of aluminum foil.

  31. My work here is done by jamrock · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I don't think"

    I found the problem with your post.

    1. Re:My work here is done by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's funny how Democrats can simultaneously believe that Bush is a moron who sat reading My Pet Goat during the biggest attack on the continental US since Pearl Harbour and at the same time an evil genius who had been planing it since his inauguration as a sort of Reichstag fire to allow him to set up a empire.

       

      The fact is the US government sucks at anything. They couldn't catch the terrorists because of turf wars. But those same turf wars, couple with the fact that everything the government does gets leaked to hostile media also means that it would be career suicide for any politician to plan some sort of cover up or inside job. Though it's true from what I can see that the US and UK both expected to fight another war in Iraq at some point since Saddam never had any intention of abiding by the treaties he signed at the end of the Gulf War. Actually it seems like he probably did tell his minions to get rid of his WMDs, but for some insane reason he didn't tell the weapons inspectors, so the US assumed he still had them. Now the UK wanted a legal war, and WMDs gave them that legality. But actually that was a bullshit reason to invade even if it was true. And because the government sucks at everything, even though they had 10+ years to work out contingency plans for an invasion they still didn't seem to have one when they finally did it.

       

      Actually there's another thing which is funny here. Republicans are supposed to believe in small government. Since when did that include invading foreign countries and setting up a democracy there? Ok it worked in Japan and Germany, but there the US had no choice and both of those countries had been democratic in the past. There was never any sign that US troops in Iraq would fare any better than they did in Lebanon for example. Sure they can slaughter the Iraqi army in short order, but it should have been clear to the people that planned the invasion that they would be a magnet for totalitarian/terrorist movements that wanted to inflict casualties on them, force them to pull out and then take over Iraq. This is what the Democrats should have concentrated on, not implausible conspiracy theories

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  32. Re:Using up the Budget by Phrogman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I spent a few years in the Canadian Military, and we have the same mindset up here. Every year my unit was allocated $X for purchasing rounds for the range. During the first Gulf War, my unit was deployed to the Middle East (and I sadly didn't get to go). When our range qualification time came up, they had us (about 20 out of 250 or so troops) drive out to the range, and then fire off enough rounds to account for the entire unit qualifying - even though they were deployed to a *war* - because otherwise next year's budget would have excluded the money for the rounds required on the range.

    At the same time they had an initiative that offered a reward for suggestions that helped the military save money. The obvious submission garnered no response of course

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  33. Terrible extrapolation of facts by hoppo · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are no "plans for the device" on the part of DHS. The idea for outfitting passengers has originated from the company trying to sell them, Lamperd FTS. Why? Because selling tens of millions of these bad boys is a lot more exciting to the business than selling a few thousand.

    By reading the response from the DHS (http://www.lamperdlesslethal.com/news/upload/pg1HomelandSecurity7_06.pdf) you'll see exactly what they think of the idea. DHS asks for a written proposal, and outlines the areas of interest for them, which are almost solely around prisoner detention and transport. The official also finds it "conceivable to envision a use to improve air security, on passenger planes," but the tone of the letter effectively takes Lamperd's pie in the sky multi-billion dollar contract off the table. Lamperd sends DHS a brochure with their cockamamie idea, DHS responds saying "we can see how you got there. Now here's how *we* would use it, so send us a proposal that focuses on our needs."

    That's it. End of story. Yet some kook at the Washington Times puts two and two together and gets ZOMG THE BUSHNAZIS WANT TO PUT SHOCK COLLARS ON US!!!11!!!!ONE!!1!!

  34. Barrel roll by scsirob · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nope, not enough power to do loopings, but a barrel roll has been demonstrated. Rumor is that it's actually been demonstrated on serial number 2, the first demo 747 that wasn't a static mock-up.

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  35. Sorry to burst your bubble, but.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I live in the southeast.

    The region is packed full of these "scared people".

    The flags on display here remind me very much of the prevalence of the swastika in nazi germany, and people here think bush is the next best thing since apple pie.

    Interestingly and predicatbly enough, a large number of these people are also creationist, and in the past couple years a so called "psychic" on a nearby road bulldozed her tar paper shack and built a 6000 square foot mc-mansion because her business has taken off so much.

    This region is where things like kinoki foot pads get shipped to by the train-full.

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  36. Re:How much is a pilot license? by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll pick freedom over safety. Any day.

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  37. FedEx Flight 705 by jamrock · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Pilots don't need weapons They have the plane !

    What are they going to do, hit the hijackers over the head with the aircraft? Firstly, only combat aircrew wear oxygen masks at all times; commercial aircrew only don them during emergencies (and under certain other conditions required by regulations). Any hijackers who manage to breach the flight deck would view with suspicion the flight crew grabbing for their masks. The first option might have some hope of succeeding if the flight crew had ample warning of a hijacking in progress, but the only way to depressurize the cabin quickly enough to incapacitate the hijackers would be to open a window. Not a good idea, especially at cruising altitudes. As for aerobatic maneuvers...boy oh boy. Can you say "structural failure"?. Commercial aircraft are not designed for the stresses of aerobatics, and may well become uncontrollable in unusual attitudes, such as inverted flight or vertical climbs. Besides which, no airliner has the excess thrust available to climb vertically. Just watch a heavily-laden 747 laboring off the runway and you'll realize this.

    However....in all fairness to your suggestion, I should mention the bizarre case of FedEx Flight 705 in 1994, during which a soon-to-be-terminated deranged FedEx pilot who was hitching a ride on a FedEx DC-10, attacked the crew minutes after takeoff with a speargun and hammers which he had brought aboard. His intention was to kill the crew and use the aircraft in a kamikaze attack on FedEx headquarters. The captain and flight engineer were able to subdue him after a long and bloody struggle, during which the co-pilot, despite suffering severe head trauma from a hammer attack, threw him off balance with violent maneuvers. All three crew members and the attacker were critically injured during the struggle, and none of the flight crew were able to regain flight status because of the severity of their wounds. They never flew commercially again, and were damned lucky to survive at all. And this was against just one individual. Imagine what would have happened if they had been fighting two or three, armed with blades instead of spearguns and hammers. Violent maneuvers were a desperate last resort, and shouldn't be considered as a strategy. I don't know which pilots told you that they're "confident" of managing hijackers that the passengers couldn't, but they'd be well advised to acquaint themselves with the horrific ordeal that the crew of FedEx 705 suffered before they say any such thing.

    Preventing access to the flight deck in the first place is much more effective and realistic than attempting to overcome one or more armed intruders, while maintaining control of the aircraft. As for arming the flight crew...well, even El Al, all of whose pilots are trained, active military personnel, thinks that armed flight crew is a very bad idea.

  38. Re:Conservatives/Fly-Over People by Dionysus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many people have you heard willing to let the gov't snoop into their lives and bedrooms if it will "stop one more terrorist attack" or "stop one more drunk driving death"...even though sober drivers kill the most people.

    None. Now. if you had asked how many people are willing to let the gov't snoop into their neighbors lives and bedrooms, then lots.

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  39. Re:They are your average uneducated citizens by cliffski · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is that so mad? I remembe catching a train out of london that day, and being a bit nervous about the whole 'being in a packed capital city that jet airliners fly over every minute' until I got home (out of London)

    It's easy to forget the uncertainty of that day. The first plane was an accident, the second and some heavy shit was going down. By the time I saw footage of the pentagon covered in smoke and rubble, I was on the phone wanting to speak to my family. Once a military icon like the pentagon is on fire, its not too many steps to see a nuke being lobbed at Afghanistan in response, and it all going haywire from then on.
    Thank fuck it didn't go that way, but I don't blame anyone for feeling jittery on the day.

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  40. This won't happen by sumwan · · Score: 2, Informative

    1) The airlines won't foot the bill for the equipment, the additional personnel to issue / remove these bands, or the training involved. 2) As mentioned before the only way this could actually be used in a real attack situation is if all collars were activated en masse. There won't be enough time to figure out which passenger is the one emerging through the smoke to attack the cockpit. 3) We can't even figure out a way to allow ipods and bluetooth deviced to be used on the plane without "messing with navigation equipment" so how are we going to get a few hundred wireless receivers and a transmitter working? 4) How many days would it take for somebody to steal one of these, reverse-engineer it, and post instructions for pm the Internet for disabling the device? 5) How many script kiddies will use those instructions to spoof the signal and set off peoples' wrist bands at random? 6) How much will the first lawsuit be for somebody whose pace maker was messed up by the electric shock from their wrist band? Or the first kid that suffers real injury because they use a one-size-fits-all shock that has to be strong enough to take down that 300 pound guy snoring next to you in coach. The idea may be interesting to think about, but is no more feasible than the eternal myth about congress passing a law to tax emails.

  41. Eisenhower said it best by wtansill · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  42. Re:Using up the Budget by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The difference is that in the private business, you probably get rewarded for inventing something that can cut costs.

    When you're working with the government, you get punished (i.e. get less money) if you manage to save some.

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  43. So if the terrorist has a knife... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Like the video shows - what stops him (or her) from just cutting the bracelet off?

    Also - when the airline crew stand up to subdue the passenger - how do they selectively do this and not shock anyone around him or her? I've seen pilot's carry plane tickets as well - are they wearing these?

  44. Too complicated by jandersen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not just shoot people on sight as they arrive?