User: Peter_The_Linux_Nerd

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On: Let the Games Be Doped

What would you rather see? Someone shave a 10th of a second of the hundred meters? Or someone do it in 3 seconds.

Don't let this happen to slash dot

On: Chinese Restaurant Suffers Large Translation Error

This `news story` is almost as relevant to the rest of the site as this video is to a documentary on 17th century muskets, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU I'm not trying to be funny, but just making a point that if you want random crap like this then you can go to failblog.

hmm

On: Linux For Housewives. XP For Geeks.

Does this mean I am going to have to start using UNIX if I want to feel like an elitist-asshole?

Porn

On: Pioneer Promises 400GB Optical Discs

So much porn..

Oh no

On: DHS Official Considered Shock Collars For Air Travelers

I don't care about the shock collars, but for the love of god don't run the system on windows.

Well..

On: A Grand Day Out For British Rocketman

It might the biggest but it's not the best, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwIhEDq6tdY

hmm

On: Gates' Last Day At Microsoft

Wonder if he has enough money to retire.

Where are the little green men

On: Mars Soil Appears To Be Able To Sustain Life

Where are the little green men in jacuzzis sipping cocktails saying "ah, I've been waiting for you", that's what we all really want. We all know it.

key finder

On: Bank of NY Loses Tapes With 4.5 Million Clients' Data

They should have put one of those key finder things on the box.

Shit

On: U.S. Plan For "Thinking Machines" Repository

Shit, we really are going to have to start watching and learning from the terminator films now.

Canada

On: Canadian Domain Name Registrants To Get More Privacy

One! Two! Three! Four! Canada demands more! (money)

Re:Awsome

On: Breakthrough In Plastic Lasers

No; a Japanese chemical company (Sumitomo) and a British University. I was kidding.

Awsome

On: Breakthrough In Plastic Lasers

Cool, the US government has worked out another piece of technology from the Roswell crash.

huh?

On: New Malware Report Hits Vista's Security Image

"New Malware Report Hits Vista's Security Image" -- Vista had a security image?