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"Vetrolium" From Agricultural Waste

junctionvin writes "The company Sustainable Power Corp. claims to have created a form of bio-crude oil from agricultural refuse. They use agro-waste from cracked soy beans, rice and cotton seed hulls, grain sorghum, milo, and jatropha and turn it into bio-crude oil. This crude can then be further refined into everything from gasoline to jet fuel and just about every petrochemical in between. The CEO is quoted: 'Our biggest problem is that we are too good to be true. We can literally replace every gallon of gasoline, diesel and jet fuel in the United States using just 12 percent of the waste byproducts in the country.' They also claim that their fuel burns to near 100 percent efficiency." The article doesn't mention what price the "vetrolium" would command in today's market or going forward, except to report the CEO's promise "to one day sell his gasoline for $1 less than the pump price for regular fuel, no matter what the cost. 'Even if it's $2 per gallon, I'll sell mine for $1,"' he said."

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  1. snake oil, more like by conspirator57 · · Score: 5, Funny

    vaporware, literally.

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    1. Re:snake oil, more like by jrmcc · · Score: 5, Funny

      I bet snake oil gets more MPG than this idea...

    2. Re:snake oil, more like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I personally will drink my vetrolium with a bit of tomacco juice, thank you very much.

    3. Re:snake oil, more like by yada21 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Problem is the wear on on you're tires and steering!

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    4. Re:snake oil, more like by Goffee71 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clicked on the link and thought it was The Onion, perhaps they've gone undercover

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    5. Re:snake oil, more like by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

      vaporware, literally.

      Running on vapors? That's nothing, I can get my car to run (sometimes, anyway) on nothing but pure vitriol. If your car has fuel invective, it may be able to use this highly volatile energy source as well.

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    6. Re:snake oil, more like by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lot of biofuel startups out there, and they're doing middlin due to all the interest in biofuels. But they're not exactly setting the world on fire right now.

      Now that wouldn't be very Green, would it? Imaging all that carbon from setting the world on fire... Sheesh...

  2. awesome by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    tfa says it burns without generating any heat. i'll be taking a bath in this stuff every night, setting myself on fire, and running around the block screaming. i think the neighbors will get a real kick out of it.

    and it will burn off completely. when it's done- no odor or residue. i mean how great can it get?

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    1. Re:awesome by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

      tfa says it burns without generating any heat. i'll be taking a bath in this stuff every night, setting myself on fire, and running around the block screaming. i think the neighbors will get a real kick out of it.

      Congratulations, you've just described something called 'alcohol'. Your neighbours already get a kick out of seeing you run around the block screaming after drinking a bathtub full of it.

    2. Re:awesome by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Congratulations, you've just described something called 'alcohol'.

      Alcohol burns without generating heat?

      I had better sell my Bunsen burner stock ASAP.

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    3. Re:awesome by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's the point. Think of the next generation of students, who no longer will have to play with dangerous bunsen burners in the lab. Instead they'll fashion glassware and boil solutions in the safe, heatless flame of an alcohol lamp.

      For that matter, what about people who use alcohol in their backpacking stoves? Since the alcohol doesn't burn with any heat, they can safely use their stoves in their tents.

      There's no end to applications for this miracle material. We could replace the water in our fire sprinkler systems with cool burning alcohol, which would starve the fire of oxygen while burning at a temperature too low to cause damage.

      I want to point out the obvious here that I'm being sarcastic. Although anybody who can't figure that out is arguably not long for this world, I'd rather not have their demises on my conscience.

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    4. Re:awesome by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anybody mucking around with alcohol flames for amusement would be well advised not to believe this.

      All this and yet my suggestion that it was okay to drink a bathtub full of alcohol went completely unchallenged.

      Sometimes I wonder about you people.

    5. Re:awesome by oxidiser · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, what you're saying is... fire hot? Interesting.

  3. $1 less than the pumps, regardless of how much? by Syrente · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh man, I'm just waiting for all competing providers to declare 79 cents fuel - then Mr CEO would have to pay you 21 cents for using each gallon of his fuel. Won't happen, but a schadenfreudist can dream...

  4. price of x-1 for any value of x? sweet! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Funny

    the CEO's promise "to one day sell his gasoline for $1 less than the pump price for regular fuel, no matter what the cost. 'Even if it's $2 per gallon, I'll sell mine for $1,"' he said."

    I can't wait until his product comes to maturity -- then demand for gas will be so low that the price will drop below $1.

    "Fill her up with regular, please. You can pay me in cash."

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  5. C'mon now, better than algae by Nexus7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Algae biodiesel is far more advanced as vaporware than agricultural waste biodiesel. It claims 10,000 gallons per acre; whereas this agri-waste one claims 6 gallons per bushel. I heard that agri-animal-waste biodiesel claims 1000 gallons per cow. We need more consistency in our inflated vaporware numbers!

    1. Re:C'mon now, better than algae by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      It claims 10,000 gallons per acre; whereas this agri-waste one claims 6 gallons per bushel.

      The real question is: how many furlongs per hogshead will I get in my jalopy with either?

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  6. Coming up later by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fuels from bodily waste. Will you choose peesel or shitroleum?

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    1. Re:Coming up later by fuzznutz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Will you choose peesel or shitroleum?

      Acturally, it's peesel or assholine.

  7. Re:Energy Input? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not in any way involved with the company, but I have read TFA and having done that I feel as if I can answer your questions and concerns in the same spirit:

    how much energy are they using to convert it?

    Absolutely none! The conversion process requires no energy at all, occurs instantaneously, and releases no harmful emissions. In fact, pure unadulterated sunshine blasts forth from the process at all times and bathes bystanders in with its gentle warmth.

    if the energy costs to convert it are more than the production and transportation costs from other sources

    This is not at all the case! The Vetrolium produced is immediately transported to fueling stations across the globe by faeries or the like. No energy whatsoever is required to do this and no harmful emissions are produced. Blasting forth from the fueling stations is pure unadulterated sunshine, to warm your cockles while you fuel up.

    they may not really be accomplishing anything useful

    Untrue! Think of something you want that uses physical raw materials? Got it yet? What you are thinking of can be produced as follows: Waste -> Vetrolium -> What you thought of + pure unadulterated sunshine. See what is missing? Harmful emissions are whats missing, which is why Vetrolium is so great.

    nuclear plant

    The need for atom splitting is entirely obviated by this Waste to Fuel converson process I'd like you to fund. No harmful emissions or byproducts of anything you don't want. No heat. No muss. No fuss. Shove your trash into the magic machine. When you feel warmed by the sunshine coming out, you'll know the process is up and running. Absolutely no hamrful emissions will be involved in any way.

  8. What if gasoline is = $0.99/gallon? by profet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do they pay us to pump their fuel?

  9. New tag needed by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can we get a "Mr. Fusion" tag for stories like this?

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  10. that's nothing by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    every year in this country, hundreds and hundreds of people are injured, maimed, and even killed by rattlesnakes, copperheads, coral snakes, cottonomouths, and the like

    what i do is i take specially trained teams into the places these vermin hide, and for free, for free, i take the snakes to a special pressing plant, where i press the snakes and turn them into a fuel you can use in your car!

    i call this amazing product...

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  11. A buck under unled.. Oh to have $0.97 gas again.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I remember gas in the late 80's fall to $0.97 a gallon... does that mean he is giving us $0.03 to take a gallon of his gas???