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What Does It Take To Get a PC With XP?

An anonymous reader writes "Christopher Null tried to buy a computer with Windows XP pre-installed on it from the United States' nine biggest PC makers. His findings: You can get one, but be prepared to fib."

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  1. Obvious answer? by neokushan · · Score: 5, Funny

    An Internet connection.

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    1. Re:Obvious answer? by LSD-OBS · · Score: 1, Funny

      Indeed :)

      I feel absolutely nothing about installing a pirated copy of XP SP3 on any new hardware. In fact, I fully expect Microsoft's lawyers to contact me asking for a list of all the hardware I've bought recently with Vista OEM on, so that they can give me a price difference refund for "downgrading".

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  2. Torrent by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Buy a PC
    2. Download Windows XP through your favorite Torrent site
    3. Install Windows XP
    4. Enjoy...
  3. Re:special favors by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi. We were talking about how to get Windows XP, not your weekend plans.

    Thanks.

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  4. Re:The easy way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    How much easier could it get?!

    1) Obtain ancient boxen (at some cost)

    2)Obtain XP >=SP2 (somehow...)

    3) Install yourself

    4) ?????

    5) NO PROFIT!!!!! FAIL!!!!

  5. Re:How is this difficult? by philspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now for a normal home user, this may be different, but I've had no problems at all.

    Well... we're happy for you? And impressed with your ability to brag about what you're able to purchase for your work?

    In answer to your question, it's difficult because we're not you and are, in fact, normal home users.

    I'm pretty sure that shouldn't have needed explaining...

  6. So backwards... by Blice · · Score: 5, Funny

    You: Hey Microsoft, can I give you money for your product?

    Microsoft: No.

    You: Please..?

  7. Re:Vista vs XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    And it's, uh, fine.

    Uhmmm.....I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to say things like that around here.

  8. Re:That's Microsoft for you by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, when I'm at a bar, the bartender usually keeps on bringing me more beer when he sees my glass is almost empty until I say "when". I call it "opt out". The system works.

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  9. "Christopher Null"? Really? by sootman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Must be hell. Does he have a brother named Bobby Tables?

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  10. Re:That's Microsoft for you by MarcoG42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Same here, regarding switching to Vista. I work for the City of NY, and not one agency in the city is making the switch. I still think it's crap that MS would rather sell the giant pile of shit that is Vista to their end users. Now people are going to get Vista, see what a giant turd it is and look for an alterna-- You know what...SELL MORE VISTA! YAY VISTA! VIVA VISTA!

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  11. Re:That's Microsoft for you by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah but do you want 4 grocery sales guys sitting in your kitchen watching you drink milk? ;-)

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  12. Re:Vista vs XP by goldsaturn · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can connect to the *cough* neighbours AP within 5 seconds from any state.

    Even Alaska? That must be some router!

  13. Re:How is this difficult? by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only someone at our company ordered an XPS that has no equivalent XP drivers. I really didn't want to let them get Vista, but they were wanting something flashy to show off at presentations -.- They now want to install XP on the laptop but tough shit, I warned them in the first place, and if there are no drivers available, then the system may be pretty unusable in XP. There perhaps are hacked XP drivers or even actual XP drivers available now though.. is that a ray of light at the end of the tunnel?

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  14. Re:How is this difficult? by brouski · · Score: 5, Funny

    But you do have to pay extra for it, which is worse than having to lie to get it.

    Only if your soul has no value.

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  15. Re:How is this difficult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your not really well with grammar, much less anything.

  16. Re:How is this difficult? by Medievalist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please refrain from using 'we' when referring to yourself - unless you are perhaps royalty or an editor, then it is of course your perogative.

    Hey, pr'aps he's got a tapeworm!

    I was probably supposed to end that sentence with "you insensitive clod".

  17. I hear that linux is still easy to get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I heard that linux was still pretty easy to get.

  18. Re:That's Microsoft for you by rishistar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Drinking milk is fine. Montoring toilet paper usage is another matter completely.

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  19. Pot Kettle by VirginMary · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Your not really well with grammar, much less anything.

    "Your"??? What was that about grammar again?

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  20. Re:How is this difficult? by cyphercell · · Score: 5, Funny

    souls are a fiat currency - they have value so long as everyone *believes*.

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  21. Re:How is this difficult? by initdeep · · Score: 4, Funny

    stop replying with facts to morons.
    it makes them look stupid and we can't have that in today's modern world.

  22. Re:How is this difficult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    stop replying with facts to morons. it makes them look stupid and we can't have that in today's modern world.

    Why not, if they look stupid enough they may get elected to public office so you're doing them a favor.

  23. Re:How is this difficult? by Provocateur · · Score: 5, Funny

    These come with ... a Vista license and disk to upgrade to Vista, should you ever want to.

    And for some odd reason, the disk is wrapped in cloth, that when unfolded turns out to be a straitjacket bearing a warning label: You'll be needing this when *they* come to pick you up. And what appeared to be a EULA was actually some sort of release form...

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  24. Re:How is this difficult? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I see, so 1 soul = 1 USD ?

  25. Re:How is this difficult? by Gewalt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait, you're worried about the eternal ramifications of telling a mistruth... TO A SALESMAN?

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  26. Re:How is this difficult? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maxwell, I'm not sure what you were looking at, but the only way I could find on the Dell website to get XP on one of their laptops is to pay for Vista Ultimate and then downgrade. The person who submitted this article didn't have an Optiplex in mind, as far as I can tell.

    Maybe I'm just missing the magic screen where they make it easy to get XP Pro instead of the MS Vista Ultimate Sucker Edition, but it does in fact seem that Dell has not made it a simple choice.

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  27. Re:How is this difficult? by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's as if suddenly XP is getting the "Desktop Linux" treatement...

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  28. Re:XP is slashdotted. Here is a mirror: by maestroX · · Score: 2, Funny

    piratebay. :-)

  29. Re:Just downgrade from Vista business or "higher" by rikkards · · Score: 2, Funny

    Probably because it is easier to do that than get a wireless nic driver to work with a kernel change.