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HP Shatters Excessive Packaging World Record

An anonymous reader writes "HP customers will be familiar with their bizarre packaging practices (5 pounds of packaging for 8 license keys!); lets just say this story is not an isolated incident ... " I've seen some excessive packaging, but perhaps nothing to top this.

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  1. Crazy by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've seen something crazy, but not that crazy. That's just ... crazy.

    1. Re:Crazy by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Could it have something to do with the wording of the "shrink wrap license"? Like "by opening this box you agree..."?

      That would be really depressing.

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    2. Re:Crazy by Venik · · Score: 4, Funny

      Looks like HP should invent itself some envelopes.

    3. Re:Crazy by Zymergy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am just glad HP does not sell Refrigerators or Couches!
      One could just imagine that each would come from HP inside its own 40' shipping container filled with those "environmentally friendly" peanuts that turn into snot when they get wet... LOL

    4. Re:Crazy by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can scatter those things outside; they're just starch. Something will eat them. Maybe birds? If I don't have too many to deal with I just flush them.

      Don't do any of that if they're styrofoam. Those have to be thrown out or reused. Although if you have even a little acetone you can have fun with the styrofoam ones. They vanish right into it, way better than the starch ones do in water. One prank people used to pull in the labs where I went to college (I only heard about this) was to hand the new guy a styrofoam cup and tell him to go downstairs and get some acetone.

    5. Re:Crazy by Bovarchist · · Score: 5, Funny

      HP experiments with recursive packaging...

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  2. That's nothing... by LeandroTLZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ever tried ordering a 100-page printer manual from HP? I ran out of space in my lawn after the third trailer truck arrived...

  3. Entry in Roget's Thesaurus: by mrbluze · · Score: 5, Funny

    HP : Hewlett Packard, Heaped Packaging, Heavy Paper, Hopeless Paperweight, Highly Priced...

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  4. That's What She Said by D+Ninja · · Score: 4, Funny

    My...that's a big package.

  5. More like "by entering"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    By venturing more than 3 feet into the depths of this 'box' you agree that any encounters that may result between the entrant and any:
              I - trolls
              II - goblins or
              III - beings of origins
                        a - Extraterrestrial
                        b - Indeterminate
                        c - Unknown

    are the sole responsibility of the recipient.
    Furthermore, you agree that any objects discovered therein, including but not limited to:
      I - treasure,
      II - artifact,
      III - relics of historical significance, or
      IV - the shipped product

    are to remain the property of HP, inc. in perpetuity and are to be returned with 28 calendar days, with attachment of a check for the full value of any life insurance policies, savings, properties or outstanding paychecks of any of the intended package recipients who may have perished within.

    1. Re:More like "by entering"... by Mastadex · · Score: 5, Funny

      You enter the box. It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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    2. Re:More like "by entering"... by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ooooh... you've just given me an idea for a "Licensing Agreement" text adventure!

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  6. Re:Personally experienced _much_ worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    C++ compiler licences

    lol... paying for a C++ compiler. You're funny, I like you.

  7. Non Geek Packaging Record by superid · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is the craziest I've ever seen personally.

    A box arrived in the mail. It was maybe 10 x 6 x 4 or so. Inside that was a manila envelope. Inside that was a small box, slightly larger than a jewlers ring box. Inside that was a clear plastic pill bottle. Inside that was a small ziploc baggie.

    Inside that was ONE styrafoam bead, like from a beanbag chair. it was the replacement foam bead for an anemometer.

  8. Not to mention... by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it turned out to have actually contained HP hardware, it would have been a much bigger waste of packaging.

  9. Re:Nothing new here by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 5, Funny

    His point is like a package from HP... Lot's of useless packaging but somewhere in there lies a small kernel of relevance.

    Your task is to unpack and find it.

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  10. Re:MSDN by jonbryce · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've had a box the same size for a charger adapter. Perhaps it is the only size of box they have?

  11. Re:HP network printer / scanner by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but he's still trying to find it in the 40-foot tall pyramid of 18" boxes lashed together with packing tape.

  12. I can top that by ebh · · Score: 5, Funny

    I once received a large box from HP containing several smaller boxes of stuff. The final one was one of those 9x12x3 boxes other people have mentioned. Inside it was a single sheet of paper that read, in its entirety: This box intentionally empty.