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Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the because-we-can dept.

I won't be reading it because I haven't been able to go yet, but I suspect a goodly number of you have already partaken in the latest Batman flick that taunts me. Mocks me. And knows that I don't have time today or probably any time this week (unless there is a movie theater near the OSCON venue?) Anyway -- here is the official place to talk about the biggest geek movie out until the X-Files comes out next week, and I have similar frustrations.

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  1. SPOILER ALERT! by east+coast · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bruce Willis really dead the entire film. That's why the kid can see him and everyone else ignores him!

    What? Oh, sorry. Wrong film.

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    1. Re:SPOILER ALERT! by Frankie70 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I haven't seen Sixth Sense yet, you insensitive clod.
      Just rented it & was planning to see it tonight.

  2. Re:It's not the latest Batman flick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Joker did it for the lulz.

  3. I thought the movie was an ok treatment I guess by scourfish · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, don't get me wrong, Christian Bale is a good actor; but to be honest, when it comes to movies about the Black Knight, I don't really think that anybody can top Martin Lawrence's performance.

  4. Re:What no discussion of the Bambi movie? by nelsonal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fact #1 Bats=bugs!

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  5. Re:Good movie by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cesar Romero is the only real Joker.

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  6. Re:Since when by tgd · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you think seeing Batman on some shitty ass laptop is even remotely comparable to seeing it on a giant IMAX screen, I have a pencil trick I'd like to show you ...

  7. Three Words by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 5, Funny

    Disappearing Pencil Trick!

    1. Re:Three Words by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let me get this straight. You think your client, one of the richest men in the world, is a vigilante who likes to dress up as a bat and beat criminals to a bloody pulp with this bare hands. And your answer to this is to try and blackmail him?

    2. Re:Three Words by Rhesusmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think he was using the Batmobile specs as evidence that he had discovered the entire project, apparently Lucius Fox uses the same method for hiding the Batfiles that I use for pr0n: Program\example\system\Dat\8282300927\temp\Thousands of unspeakable things all in one big folder

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    3. Re:Three Words by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Disappearing Pencil Trick!

      Bearing this in mind, I don't think I ever want to see the Joker play "hide the salami" with Harley Quinn.

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  8. Re:too racy by Hyppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Racy... I do not think that word means what you think it means.

  9. Re:I hate... by skraps · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would much rather have seen Katie Holmes DIAF. She's a scientologist...? And married to Tom Cruise...?

    But you're right about the continuity. It'll unfortunately have to happen again with Heath Ledger.

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  10. Re:Lloyd Center by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Funny

    Obviously Cmdr T is new around here otherwise he would have seen the movie already. :P

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  11. Re:Batman in tights by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll save you the trouble of asking and just get off your lawn.

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  12. Are you serious? by ODiV · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know the part where the sleezeball lawyer wants to reveal Batman's identity, and the Joker threatens to blow up a hospital if nobody kills him? Why didn't they just kill the lawyer?

    Yeah. You go ahead and trust that maniac. The rest of us will be over here in Rational-Land where we don't give someone whatever they want when they say they're going to blow up a hospital.

  13. Re:One Word by computational+super · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well... at least Heath *didn't* play a guy who was missing half of his face (and therefore half of his lips) but was somehow mystically able to pronounce "m"s, "p"s, and "b"s just like he did *before* his accident.

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  14. Re:One Word by LrdDimwit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, yeah. It kind of loses something if Two Fathe would be thtanding aroung going "stwike him, centuwion, vewy woughwy".