2008 Pwnie Award Nominees Announced
ruphus13 writes "The Pwnie Awards, an 'annual awards ceremony celebrating and making fun of the achievements and failures of security researchers and the wider security community' announced their 2008 nominees. From their site, 'The final list of nominees for the nine Pwnie Award categories is finally published. We've received some really good submissions and it was not an easy task to narrow them down to five nominees per category, but we hope that we've done a good job. The next step for the Pwnie Awards judges will gather in an undisclosed location prior to the award ceremony and vote on the winners.'"
OMG PWNIESS!!!
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Their web server has been pwned.
Security watchers and pundits might also like to take a look at this security news portal.
AG.
Dan Kamikaze
Yeah, I know...
http://cafepress.com/spankymm - for the Masturbating Monkey in you!
Maybe they should give themselves an award as they appear to be pwned by the Slashdot effect.
Did they nominate the slashdot effect as a security concern?
If I can not smoke in heaven, then I shall not go. -- Mark Twain
What would be funny if someone found out where their "undisclosed location" would be and published it.
The Pwnies got PWNED!
Pwned Compilation
Did we just set some sort of record?
Anybody want my mod points?
Microsoft sure pwned the ISO when they got OOXML 'accepted' as a 'standard.'
I can't go to that site now, its down.
India's New Cheap Fuel-less Bike
http://pwnie-awards.org/ The /. effect wins the day once again.
looks like their server has already been pwned by /.
From the "Most Epic FAIL" section... "Windows Vista for proving that security does not sell $100,000,000 invested in security and what does Microsoft have to show for it? Customers are revolting against Windows Vista and nobody who has a choice is chosing to upgrade. It doesn't matter that Vista really is the most secure Microsoft operating system ever made, all customers care about is the annoyance of the UAC prompts, the confusing user interface and the insane hardware requirements."
I can agree with that completely. Windows Vista is significantly better for security than it's predecessor and had fewer vulnerabilities in the first year of release. However if people are so frustrated by the usability, hardware requirements, and confusing UAC prompts that they don't want to touch it with a 10-foot pole, that sort of seems like they're heading the wrong direction to me. They should be concentrating on making it more secure without direct user intervention.
As their own site seems down, some more info here
http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=1519
"Kill 'em all and let Root sort 'em out"
Always getting high. And the constant reminders "Don't forget to bring security!" are annoying.
Thanks for slashdotting my poor little server on a DSL line :-)
Try this: http://pwnie-awards.org.nyud.net/2008/awards.html
Alexander Sotirov
Pwnie Awards
The next step for the Pwnie Awards judges will gather in an undisclosed location
So how will they know where to go?
I don't know if anyone else saw it but, Life Lock's very own CEO Todd Davis was nominated for a Pwnie for his brilliant idea to publicize his SSN.
Someone was able to use his info to get a $500 fast cash loan.
Not the most techie Pwnie but funny nonetheless.
/whisper/ Thanks for the candy!
Count me in.
Posting anonymously for obvious reasons...
My employer recently released a new "security measure" where our software phones home during installation (and ONLY during installation) to ensure the license key is valid (it has to be pre-generated on the server, avoiding the possibility for key generators). .NET assembly (not even obfuscated, and with REALLY obvious method and property names) - it took me literally about 15 minutes to make a new version of the DLL that doesn't phone home, and just returns true under all conditions. (I make no claim to any skill for doing this - what I do make a claim to is that it's ridiculously simple for pretty much anyone to do)
However, the code to do so is a very easy to "decompile"
I hereby nominate my employer for implementing the most insecure security method EVER.
Note #1: We used to have NO security, and the security was added later to try and stop "evil pirates". I dislike adding this security to our products, but it just seems a little pointless to go through the expense and hassle if it's so easily circumvented!
Note #2: I'll be making a full report of this to the appropriate people, including the obvious measures on how to mitigate the problem, so future versions won't be so bad.
Note #3: We're a large company, so have multiple development teams for different things - this FUBAR was NOT related to my team!
A "404 Not Found" page? Dummies... you should link to a DESCRIPTION of the bugs, not link to the actual bugs themselves!
Oops, the page is just Slashdotted. Nevermind.
How about a category for "Biggest Twats in Computing"? They could just select five people at random from attendance and hit the sweet spot, ya know.
Do I win?
We quickly moved the site to a server with real bandwidth. So slashdot away!
Cheers,
Dino Dai Zovi
Pwnie Awards
Pwnie for Most Overhyped Bug
Unspecified DNS cache poisoning vulnerability (CVE-2008-1447)
Dan Kaminsky
Dan Kaminsky is credited with discovering some unspecified vulnerabilities in DNS that allow for cache poisoning on a massive the-intarweb-tubes-will-burst-and-flood-your-basement scale. There has been massive media attention over this vulnerability and a large amount of backlash in the security community over the lack of details. When the full details of the vulnerability are revealed at BlackHat, the masses will decide whether the hype and secrecy were worth it. And, more importantly, the Pwnie Judges will vote on whether Dan gets the Pwnie for Most Overhyped Bug.
Lamest Vendor Reponse
Linus Torvalds
Linux kernel non-disclosure policy
Proving that open-source security has not improved much since it relied on the idea of getting enough eyeballs to make bugs shallow, Linus Torvalds demonstrated his incompetence at handling security isses by defending silent patching of security vulnerabilities in the Linux kernel:
So I personally consider security bugs to be just "normal bugs". I don't cover them up, but I also don't have any reason what-so-ever to think it's a good idea to track them and announce them as something special.
Adding insult to injury:
Btw, and you may not like this, since you are so focused on security, one reason I refuse to bother with the whole security circus is that I think it glorifies - and thus encourages - the wrong behavior.
It makes "heroes" out of security people, as if the people who don't just fix normal bugs aren't as important.
"Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
Ha ha, he called M$ people "special".
"Freenix" and all the replies below are the same person.
Including the AC one, which is used to increase visibility to his posts, which are all at -1 for trolling.