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Workings of Ancient Calculating Device Deciphered

palegray.net writes "Scientists have discovered new meaning behind the functions of the Antikythera Mechanism, which has been referred to as the oldest known analog computing device. In addition to providing a means to calculate the dates for solar eclipses, the device apparently tracked the four-year cycles of the Olympiad. From the New York Times article: 'Only now, applying high-resolution imaging systems and three-dimensional X-ray tomography, have experts been able to decipher inscriptions and reconstruct functions of the bronze gears on the mechanism. The latest research has revealed details of dials on the instrument's back side, including the names of all 12 months of an ancient calendar.'"

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  1. Yeah but... by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does it run Linux?

    1. Re:Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!

    2. Re:Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, but it's completely open source.

    3. Re:Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm imagining Beowulf imagining a Beowulf cluster of these things.

    4. Re:Yeah but... by Theolojin · · Score: 4, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new analog computing overlor...

      What do you mean, "They're dead"?

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    5. Re:Yeah but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Demosthenes. That asshole.

      Up yours, Locke! :)

    6. Re:Yeah but... by Pincus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe this is the true origin of the term Beowulf cluster. Beowulf, being the jock/bully, would see a nerd playing with his calculator and give him hell. The nerds responded by clustering together for protection and inadvertently discovered greater computing power.

    7. Re:Yeah but... by chemisus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I predicted these very first two posts. Ahhhh Slashdot, how your constant familiarities of Beowulf clusters, Linux, Soviet Union, Goatse and frosty pissers never tend to cease!

      You must not be new here...

    8. Re:Yeah but... by KillerBob · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you've mistaken the ancient Greeks for the Crab People. That's ok. It's a common mistake.

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    9. Re:Yeah but... by breakfastpirate · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, I am an insensitive clod you... oh wait.

  2. about time by darkheart22 · · Score: 1, Funny

    it was about time...

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  3. it just needed to be set... by notgm · · Score: 5, Funny

    when they found it, it was flashing 12.

  4. not just the first known analog computer... by Bob+the+Hamster · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... also the first known example of "feature creep"

  5. Re:Again? by oahazmatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't this the eighth or ninth time this year that they've "discovered" the inner workings of this damn thing?

    It's hard to say. They're also using the device to keep count... They think.

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  6. Re:Need one today by Abreu · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...or maybe the Antikythera Mechanism is actually a time machine!

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  7. Yes by GameboyRMH · · Score: 5, Funny

    But some idiot lost the boot cog and it won't work with any known version of GRUB, LILO, SYSLINUX or LOADLIN :(

    Historians speculate that if someone could get it to boot up, it would run faster than a modern PC running Vista!

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    1. Re:Yes by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's... not saying much. That's like saying "My car runs faster than a dead walrus!"

    2. Re:Yes by ziggy00001 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...Historians also believe the original engineers will patch the DNS exploit before Jobs and Co.

    3. Re:Yes by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Funny

      oh you think do you? with a few adjustments, I could use the tusks as runners, construct a sturdy frame with the hide stretched over the bones, and using the skull as a burner and the heart and lungs as fuel injector and air intakes, the stomach could be used as a fuel tank and I would have a Blubber Powered Walrus Rocket Sled, easily faster than most production cars in icy conditions.

      Ha! Never underestimate the powers of a dead walrus! (or a twisted imagination)

  8. You kids, I swear by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Funny

    With your bronze gears and such tomfoolery. Back in my day we sisn't even have abacuses. We had to count everything by hand, do the math in our heads, and remember it!

    Now get off my lawn, and take your newfangled gizmo with you!

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    1. Re:You kids, I swear by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      He knows 'teh Google'.

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  9. That's great but... by DustoneGT · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't let the patent trolls know any of this. I am sure they each have ten patents on the operation of this device.

  10. Re:but by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2, Funny

    how do we use it to open a stable wormhole to other planets?

    You hook it up to the Baghdad Battery.

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  11. It Computes Dates by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Okay, it computes dates. So does it also end on December 21, 2012?

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  12. Re:Rebuild? by kungfugleek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me too. And the first thing I'd do is turn it upside down and try to spell BOOBIES.

  13. Re:modern data recovery by nospam007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    >I don't even want to imagine a computer with the developers' manual carved on it!

    One of the Corinthian Letters mentioned in the bible actually was named "Read me first!" (in Corinthian Bold Condensed), but since they didn't understand what it was about, it was not included in the bible.

  14. Re:Where would we be today? by clone53421 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Church Father known as "Pillar of Faith" who had Hypatia killed was the same man who had Mary mother of Jesus proclaimed as an "eternal virgin".

    Eternal virgin? If that was true, then to heck with this "saint Mary" stuff... Joseph was more of a saint than she was!

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  15. Re:Where would we be today? by chord.wav · · Score: 2, Funny

    And how do you know these "Dark ages" weren't caused on purpose by aliens or humans from the future to stop us from achiving an even worse future? How do you know???

    Getting serious, imagine what our future generations will say about these days: Patriot act, Trusted computing, DRM, Intellectual copyright, HD TV bit flag, etc, etc, etc. All of them setting us back, maybe, thousands of years. And what do we do? We keep buying iPods and other closed-source stuff and software. It's all about preserving Status Quo...

  16. Re:cute but... by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 1, Funny

    He was still an asshole.

    And he can't have been open-source -- he was too popular.

  17. Re:Where would we be today? by Crazyswedishguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure Galilei would agree.

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