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Google Says Complete Privacy Does Not Exist

schliz writes "In a submission to court, Google is arguing that in the modern world there can be no expectation of privacy. Google is being sued by a Pennsylvania couple after their home appeared on Google's Street View pages. The couple's house is on a private road clearly marked as private property." Here is our previous story about Google Street View privacy issues.

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  1. Re:More proof Google is evil by retech · · Score: 0, Funny

    Wouldn't that be "foogle?"

  2. Re:more or less true, but . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next time I see a Google van on my private roads, it will be greeted with a bazooka. On my lands, there can be "no expectation of safety."

  3. Re:Wanted: addresses of Google employees by wisty · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you really want to see Eric, Larry, or Sergi with a "wardrobe malfunction"?

  4. Re:Wanted: addresses of Google employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Leave Google alone!!

  5. Re:more or less true, but . . . by godfra · · Score: 5, Funny

    There can be no expectation of frequency.

  6. Old man speaks up by freeweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I speak for many of us oldtimers when I say:

    GOOGLE! GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!

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  7. Re:Trespassing by powerlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's a pretty retarded law :/

    But it makes for some mighty polite Door-to-Door salesmen.

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  8. Re:Luddites by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Funny

    And just how far does this magic bubble ("the law") extend to protect somebody's private property from public view? I'm a huge fan of laws. I'm not a fan of slashdot lawyers.

  9. Re:Perhaps they should photograph around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It actually works the other way. The council I work for commissions the arial photography and sells it to google.

    Mmmm, pictures of hot nude fonts...

  10. Re:Fences, Gates and Guards.... by y86 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, yes, there are exceptions, but that doesn't mean that Joe Random Individual can walk up my driveway to take photos of my backyard.

    Tell that to Britney Spears.

  11. Google's defense attorney... by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Your honour, my clients knocked on the gate and shouted 'WHERE'S YOUR ROBOTS.TXT?' three times. When the plaintiffs didn't answer, that's when my clients opened the gate and took pictures of everything. What's wrong with that? Nothing! I rest my case."

  12. Re:Satellite Images by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll have bigger problems to worry about, because physics will be broken.

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  13. Re:Fences, Gates and Guards.... by MadKeithV · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't think of an elephant!

  14. Re:Fences, Gates and Guards.... by Freeside1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funny thing is, if they had just kept quiet this would be a non issue. How many people would be going onto google maps and looking at their specific spot on the planet. Now that they have raised a stink, people from all around the globe will consider visiting the famous "privacy" home. Their actions are like someone jumping up and down saying "Don't look at me, don;t look at me".

    There's a name for this 'effect', but it escapes me at the moment....

  15. Re:Fences, Gates and Guards.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Yes, because the last thing I want is my utilities working properly.

  16. Re:I hope they win by IceCreamGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Announcing Google Home View!

    Just click on a house to see pictures of the interior and it's occupants in the restroom!

  17. Re:Fences, Gates and Guards.... by Tanktalus · · Score: 2, Funny

    No access means no water, no sewage line.

    No gas, no electricity, no phone service, no cable TV.

    Worse, it means no internet.

  18. Re:Luddites by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I have a long, winding driveway with a "no trespassing" sign on it and you come onto my property uninvited, I'm calling the police AND my lawyer, having you jailed for trespassing and sued for invasion of privacy.

    Can you really be jailed for trespassing in America? If so, that's another notch on the twatometer.

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  19. Re:Luddites by Dekortage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really? You think that it is a huge coincidence that since Google started this program, house prices all over the US have dropped considerably.

    If I had mod points, I wouldn't know whether to mod you funny, or paranoid. I'm leaning toward funny.

    (What do you mean, there is no longer a "paranoid" mod?!)

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  20. Re:Fences, Gates and Guards.... by xSauronx · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah well...when I was flying, we didn't have motors, or wings! We had to walk uphill, in the snow (important for the landing bit) to the edge of a cliff with nothing but a parachute, made of twine and burlap cloth, in case the feathers we were holding in our hands didnt work, AND WE LIKED IT.

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  21. Re:Fences, Gates and Guards.... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> neighbourhood taking pictures of all the girls sunbathing topless in their own backyards

    I'm sorry, which neighborhood was that again?

  22. Re:Fences, Gates and Guards.... by Mix+Master+Nixon · · Score: 4, Funny

    How the hell are blue and green circles saying "This Image Hosted By Tripod" going to keep the Google Street Team off my land?

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