Third Falcon 1 Launch May Be This Afternoon
ElonVonBraun writes "The web is abuzz with rumors that SpaceX will attempt its third rocket launch today. In the past two days, they have also done successful tests of their bigger, stronger rockets. When the launch does happen, sometime during this five-day window, there will be a webcast. Betting odds are that they will do it around 4PM PST."
For the launch of the Millennium Falcon.
/. there's no excuse.
Sorry, it's Saturday morning and I'm on
"There are no facts, only interpretations." --Friedrich Nietzsche.
Elsewhere SpaceX have said they'll give 36 hours notice of the launch time.
I guess they're trying to get the hell off planet before CERN's Hadron Collider dooms us all.
I'm quite ignorant in this regard, so bear with me when I ask:
How much of what these private companies are doing is new?
Are they innovating in the field of rocket science or are they just re-implementing the best of 1950s & '60s technology? Because AFAIK, the biggest difference between now and then is our advances in material sciences.
[Fuck Beta]
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I am planning to answer some questions people have been asking about my job in the next week or two, but today I'm forced to lower the bar of quality for this blog due to the fact that I feel like I have mono, so I have selected an equally low subject matter about which to write briefly and poorly: Tucker Max
If you don't know who Tucker Max is, then congratulations on having finally managed to shake the most lunkheaded and dimwitted of your old ZBT fraternity brothers, who, if you were still talking to them, would be emailing you about how hilarious his blog and books are.
Why? Because he's a dude who meets and sleeps with some fairly attractive women and then tells stories about it that are often unflattering to one or both parties. Since I do coverage, I am professionally equipped to summarize the majority of these stories thusly: Tucker Max is an asshole but the kind of asshole that all of his asshole friends love because his antics distract them from the thinning hair and gentle mediocrity that characterize their post-college years. Most Tucker Max stories involve him doing or saying crazy/offensive things, getting into trouble for them, and then going home with one of those girls who, when a guy says something sort of awful to her, hits him on the shoulder and says "you asshole" but also smiles and sticks to him like glue for the rest of the night. My dad was nice to me, so I don't have this reaction, but I guess it takes all kinds. Invariably in Tucker's stories, someone gets pissed off and says his jokes aren't funny, and if that someone is a woman, she's dismissed as ugly and/or fat and therefore too bitter and angry to get the joke, while if that someone is a man, he's dismissed as being a meathead and therefore not cool or smart enough to get the joke. If you are confused by this last, let me clear it up for you: Tucker Max is unaware that he is the definition of a hazey, rapey, fratty meathead. He thinks he's a witty humorist, which almost makes me believe that he's fake and that Miguel de Cervantes is alive and writing.
Why this diatribe? Because a friend at an agency slipped me a copy of the script for the currently-in-production Tucker Max movie, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, written by Tucker Max and some dude named Nils Parker. I am very excited to talk about this script, especially since I didn't read it for my job so I feel I can get into a bit more detail than usual. My primary goal won't be to expose how sexist or otherwise offensive the script is because that's obvious and easy and not the most interesting thing to talk about here. Here's what is:
Holy crap, It's terrible. I'm talking Godawful. Even with the offensive factor set aside, it's in my top 10 worst comedy scripts ever read (out of probably over a thousand). This thing is poorly structured, obvious and predictable at every turn, with flat, one-dimensional characters who ALL sound exactly the same and an ending that falls flatter than humorless girl in a Tucker Max story. And even if I liked the central joke of the script -that Tucker is an offensive asshole, but if you don't love him for it you are probably ugly and a woman-- it would be still be a clunker because the way that Max and Parker make that joke (over and over and over again) is stupid and uncreative. I love broad, juvenile comedies done well. I also love real, juvenile people who make juvenile jokes and know many comedy writers do this for a living in a way that is funny and smart. But funny and smart are operative words here. And the Tucker Max jokes aren't. Often, they aren't even jokes, just clichés recited at the expense of some bystander in a way that just makes you feel embarrassed for everyone involved..
But this is all too vague. Let me give you an idea of what we're dealing with. Opening scene: police are called for a domestic disturbance only to find that the ruckus is coming from a woman whom Tucker Max is pleasuring so well that she's been screaming. Ok, fine, right off the bat the writer is proclaiming himself to be the best ever at sex. Th
The trailblazer satellite onboard is built around a power PC GNU/Linux based platform. It's all COTS (Commercial off the shelf) stuff, too. The computer components of the satellite are not designed or shielded for space specifically (although crucial things like flash memory are in a RAID configuration).
Elon Musk's brother Kimbal has a page with a little info here http://kwajrockets.blogspot.com/
There is some discussion here http://spacefellowship.com/Forum/about5898.html
Spacefellowship.com also has a discussion area for Armadillo Aerospace where actual members of the team and even John Carmack sometimes respond to posts.
Where else do people go to discuss SpaceX?
Please join me in begging SpaceX to seed a torrent of their broadcast quality video of the launch. Mod me up to +5 so someone there will be more likely to see this plea.
Oh, for crying out loud, you spend all your time with computers, get the damn timezone indicator right already. "PST" stands for "Pacific Standard Time". It's the middle of the summer, meaning Daylight Saving Time -- PDT.
Just avoid the whole problem and say "PT" or "Pacific".
One simple rule for its versus it's
http://spacex.com/press.php?page=46
FALCON... LAUUUUNCH!!!
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The webcast is now live.
Launch in approx 50 minutes. (01:55 BST)
They are about to launch. Just a few minutes away. All systems sound like they are go.
Clock reset and counting again.
I wasn't getting the webcast in FireFox but got it when switched to an IE tab.
If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
Hope the rest of the launch goes better than this: http://i35.tinypic.com/2nkuy3a.jpg
aborted at launch time
One of the hundred-some launch parameters was off by 1% :P They think they'll *probably* be able to restart the clock soon at a little over 10 minutes.
"He's a god; it'll take more than one shot." â" Lady Eboshi, Mononoke Hime
Their launch gantry is named "Strongbad." NASA would never tolerate such whimsy around the launch complex.
After a restart from 500ms, they launched successfully. I'm very impressed by the short cycle time.
oops...
"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
...glad I caught that.
About 2 minutes after launch signal was lost from the vehicle.
Announcers just said there had been "an anomaly on the craft" and to check their website for details.
Damn.
If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
The announcer said there was an anomaly. I think that's market speak for 'it blew up'.
The web feed just cut out about 1min into the flight. apparently there is a "anomaly" with the launch vehicle
Anomaly in the vehicle.
maybe rushing to launch after the first problem wasn't such a good idea.
watching the launch from the on board camera appeared to show some strangeness (to my untrained in rocket science eyes) in the way the fuel was burning.
Thats why NASA Scrubs missions for weeks at a time.... not minutes.... Not so impressive a turnaround if it blows up...
Apparently, the rocket exploded 2 minutes into the flight. Better luck next time. However I was impressed by the abort capability. That's pretty cool.
They were supposed to be ready for full roll out of this platform and no more issues were supposed to exist. That is clearly not the case. SpaceX has very bright people working for them, I've met them in person. I wonder if funding is going to be pulled and the company gutted if another failure occurs, granted this is only the third launch and it at least got off the ground, unlike all of the early launches NASA did with rockets going up only two feet and then exploding after falling down.