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"Clear" Laptop Found, In the Same Locked Office

jafo alerts us to an SFGate story reporting that the lost "Clear" Program laptop has turned up in the same office from which it was reported missing, but not in its previous location. "A preliminary investigation shows that the information was not compromised... The computer held names, addresses and birthdates for people applying to the program, as well as driver's license, passport and green card information. But, she said, the computer contained no Social Security numbers, credit card numbers, fingerprints, facial images or other biometric information... The information was encrypted on the server, but not on the laptop, although it should have been... However, it was protected by two levels of passwords." Reader jafo adds, "Pardon me if I have little confidence that an organization that loses a sensitive laptop for 9 days is able to tell if it was compromised."

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  1. Sorry by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... I borrowed it for the weekend to play WoW.

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    1. Re:Sorry by Loibisch · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm amazed...how did you get through the two levels of passwords? You must be one hell of a master hacker!

    2. Re:Sorry by hansraj · · Score: 3, Funny

      Jeez man, didn't you learn anything from all those hollywood documentaries? Out of the bazillion possibilities, the password is always set to be the one that happens to be your second guess (third if there is a bomb ticking and you need the password to diffuse the bomb).

    3. Re:Sorry by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, that's easy. You see, we tape the passwords to the bottom of the PC. Those of us who work there know this, but no outside hacker would ever think to look there.

      Plus the first password is 12345 and the second is ABCDEFG. Half the time, I don't even have to look at the sticky note.

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    4. Re:Sorry by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      simple...

      he's a level 3 hacker.

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    5. Re:Sorry by dascritch · · Score: 3, Funny

      yep, first password was "AlQaeda", but no way to remember the exact ortograph of these f**ing ba**ard hem.

      The second was "bomb".

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    6. Re:Sorry by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if you roll less than a 20 on 2d10.

          God, I can't believe I remember crap like that from 20 years ago. :)

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    7. Re:Sorry by databyss · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is "20 years ago" code for "last night in moms basement"?

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    8. Re:Sorry by DoctorDeath · · Score: 3, Funny

      Back in the 80's we had a list of passwords for different places. The FBI computer system had 2 levels of passwords, the first was rocky and the second was bullwinkle. Gotta love these tough two level password systems...

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    9. Re:Sorry by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Funny

      Add an "I" in there and you could make it a complete sentence. Harder to crack that way. :-D

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    10. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      True, but I've yet to come across the hot chick that'll give me a blowjob(

      there, fixed that for ya

    11. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard! That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage!

      One, two, three, four, five? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.

      AND CHANGE THE COMBINATION ON MY LUGGAGE!

    12. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What I do is I create a directory with a name that starts with a dot (.) and I put my secret stuff in there. like .pr0n or .hax0rtools or .diary

      Then when you list the directory, it's not even there! Who needs a password when an attacker can't even see that your files are even there?

      I haven't been hacked yet!

  2. Two Levels of Passwords? by something_wicked_thi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those are, like, needed to remove the hard drive, right?

    1. Re:Two Levels of Passwords? by amazeofdeath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, the screws on the bottom of the laptop will ask you the boot and Windows passwords before they'll open.

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    2. Re:Two Levels of Passwords? by Siener · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't help but think that the first was password to their Vista Enterprise and second... Well... That hopefully was atleast bitlocker, perhaps more.

      Or maybe the first one was BIOS and the second Windows.

    3. Re:Two Levels of Passwords? by zip_000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The HR manager at my previous job accidentally sent out info (including SSN) on all of the employees to allusers. She then tried to "unsend" it - ha.

  3. "Clear" Laptop Found, In the Same Locked Office by Dan+East · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is why I prefer opaque laptops.

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  4. Quote of the Day by SendBot · · Score: 4, Funny

    "[data was not encrypted] However, it was protected by two levels of passwords."

    Baby, I'm sorry I cheated on you. But I was thinking of you while we did it.

  5. Re:How Hard Did They Look? by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Honestly I can't criticize, that sounds like something I would do.

  6. Ask Slashdot by PMuse · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear Slashdot,

    I've borrowed a laptop from my office to download a little . . . well, nevermind. But, the thing is that my manager went apeshit and the laptop turns out to have a lot of valuable data sitting on it. What should I do?

    The FBI is searching the homes of all the employees, so I can't keep it. If I give it to a friend, some one will eventually tell and I'll get busted.

    If I dump it or destroy it, they'll assume espionage and the investigation will go on for months and I'm sure to slip up eventually.

    If I return it to quiet things down, I might provide them with forensic evidence they can link to me, not to mention maybe getting caught doing it.

    Please help. If I lose my security clearance, I'll never get another job.

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  7. ob Eddie Izzard by Drathos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Breaking into the Pentagon computer..

    Double click on 'Yes.'

    Oh. Password protected. Twenty billion possible chances..

    Er..

    Jeff.

    Hey!

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  8. My guess... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reader jafo adds, "Pardon me if I have little confidence that an organization that loses a sensitive laptop for 9 days is able to tell if it was compromised."

    It was never actually missing. They just couldn't find it in their own office.

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  9. Time to change my password by phorm · · Score: 3, Funny

    the first password is 12345

    Amazing, that's the same password that I use on my luggage!

  10. Missing Laptop?? by BigBlueOx · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, no, no. Just a little radiation leak. Give us a minute to lock it down.

    Uh, negative, negative, don't come in here ... uh ... oh look! We found it! It was here all along! We're fine here ... now. How are you?

  11. Re:no excuses by mgblst · · Score: 3, Funny

    Must be a statistician.

    Stolen = -1 laptop

    returned = 1 laptop

    therefore, there never was a laptop.

  12. Not Compromised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, that is a pretty naive assumption.

    1. Steal laptop
    2. Copy user records
    3. Modify a few select existing records
    4. Replace laptop to avoid suspicion
    5. ???
    6. Profit!!

    I'm sure some people would pay some pretty good money to get on the Clear list...
    Others would pay good money to get a copy of who is on the list...

    All I can say is, "Ha Ha!"

  13. Why is this company even allowed to exist? by teal_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    As I was waiting my turn in line at the SFO security gates and about to put my things on the conveyor belt, all of a sudden a "Clear" employee brings a customer of theirs to cut right in front of me with a curt "excuse me". What is that? Just because they pay money they get to cut in front of me? Isn't the airport a public facility?

    Can I open up shop in a grocery store and sell tickets whereby I cut in front of everybody else to get my clients through?

    I wanted to raise a fuss but being that it was the airport I kept my mouth shut otherwise they'd probably arrest and detain me for terrorism or something. But seriously, what is the deal?

    Makes me very angry.