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Air Traffic Controller Lands Stricken Plane By SMS

There's a new reason to hope that the no-cell-chatter bill now under consideration in the US doesn't bring with it a Faraday-cage mandate, and that reason is landing safely. Reader ma11achy writes with an excerpt from a scary story (with an SMS-based happy ending) from the Irish Times: "Five people on a flight from Kerry to Jersey received mobile phone text instructions from a quick-thinking air traffic controller when he guided them in to a safe landing at Cork, after the plane lost all onboard electrical power, communications and weather radar soon after take-off from Kerry airport."

177 comments

  1. Oh dear by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hay r u ok 2 land lol?

    1. Re:Oh dear by FinchWorld · · Score: 5, Funny

      BRB, cnt talk, crshing.

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    2. Re:Oh dear by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Have you seen their weather reports? They probably invented communicating that way and it took IM and SMS for the rest of the world to catch up.

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    3. Re:Oh dear by B4light · · Score: 0

      Oh wow, that's pure awesome

    4. Re:Oh dear by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Have you seen their weather reports? They probably invented communicating that way and it took IM and SMS for the rest of the world to catch up.

      I take it you mean the Shipping Forecast. I don't know if Ireland has one, but the UK does. To be read out in a very British accent:

      And now the Shipping Forecast issued by the Met Office, on behalf of the Maritime and Coastguard Agency, at 1130 on Sunday 10 August 2008.

      There are warnings of gales in Viking North Utsire South Utsire Forties Thames Dover Fastnet Shannon Bailey Faeroes and Southeast Iceland.

      The general synopsis at 0700: Low north Forties 989 moving north expected Viking 982 by 0700 tomorrow. Low Bailey 980 slow moving filling 987. Developing low 150 miles southwest of Bailey moving south expected 150 miles west of of Rockall 985 by same time. Low Malin 991 losing its identity.

      The area forecasts for the next 24 hours:
      Viking North Utsire South Utsire: Cyclonic 6 to gale 8. Rough or very rough. Rain. Moderate or good, occasionally poor....

      The names are all regions of the sea/oceans around the British Isles. Living about as far inland as is possible in Britain, it's all irrelevant to me, but I could probably still name most of them, probably in order, just from hearing them on the radio.

      mms://wm.bbc.co.uk/news/media/avdb/news/uk/audio/116000/bb/116406_au_bb.wmv is a recording of one from a few years ago.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipping_Forecast

    5. Re:Oh dear by crontabminusell · · Score: 1

      First thing I thought of was METAR.

    6. Re:Oh dear by Plutonite · · Score: 4, Funny

      haha what u crshing on she not into u lolz

    7. Re:Oh dear by ardin,mcallister · · Score: 1

      Yeah METAR/TAF reports look a lot like SMS. But METAR is far easier to decode than SMS garbage

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    8. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The irish have something like the british shipping forecast, the Sea Area Forecast, Coastal Reports, and sea crossing forecast.

      Usually they're presented together in a manner highly similar to the british shipping forecast on the radio http://www.rte.ie/weather/marine.html

    9. Re:Oh dear by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      You missed a bit off the end of that shipping forecast:

      "And an extra special good night to Stoker Cheeky Hoyle. {smooch} night night petal pants!"

      A cookie to my US brothers if they can source that quote without google.

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    10. Re:Oh dear by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1

      Isn't this lyrics from an old Tears for Fears song?

      I believe I have the EP somewhere.

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    11. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I cn hz lnd?

    12. Re:Oh dear by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The names are all regions of the sea/oceans around the British Isles. Living about as far inland as is possible in Britain, it's all irrelevant to me, but I could probably still name most of them, probably in order, just from hearing them on the radio.

      Me too, probably. But to my shame, here I am out somewhere "West of Shetland" (actually, the last land we saw was the Orkenys, but "whatever") and I don't actually know which sea area we're in. Checking the Met Office, we're near the border of Fair Isle and Faroes.
      And BTW, I grew up pretty close to the least marine part of Britain too, but here I am bobbing around in the North Atlantic.

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    13. Re:Oh dear by zerkon · · Score: 1

      Do you mean METAR/TAF?

      example: KLAX 131650Z 28005KT 6SM HZ FEW015 BKN180 21/16 A2984 RMK AO2 SLP104 T02110156

      At KLAX on the 13th day of the month at 1650 zulu time the winds were 5 knots from slightly north of due west (280 degrees). 6 Statue miles of visibility with haze. Clouds are few (ie 1/8 of the sky) at 1500 feet and broken (ie 6/8 of the sky) at 18000 feet. Temp is 21 deg C with a dewpoint of 16 deg C. Altimeter is 29.84 inches of Mercury. There is a remark that the station is automated and some other remarks I don't recognize (but I think SLP has something to do with sea level pressure).

      It's not that different from any other sort of professional lingo, like a programming language or rattling off the name and chemical makeup of a few amino acids.

      it's all about what you do for a living

  2. Why didn't he just call them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would've been cheaper.

    1. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by bondsbw · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why didn't he just call them?

      He did. FTA:

      Eventually he [the pilot] managed to contact Cork [the air traffic controller] on his phone, telling them about his problem and his intention to approach the airport from the sea.

      He then lost audio telephone contact but the air traffic controller switched to texting and told the pilot that he had a primary radar signal on the aircraft and that Cork would allow them to land there. He then used texts to guide the 30-year-old plane in.

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    2. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Guano_Jim · · Score: 3, Insightful

      from TFA:

      He then lost audio telephone contact but the air traffic controller switched to texting and told the pilot that he had a primary radar signal on the aircraft and that Cork would allow them to land there. He then used texts to guide the 30-year-old plane in.

      What would make a phone lose audio but not SMS ability?

    3. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by FinchWorld · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe this will be a boon for women in air traffic control, most can type a sms out faster than most people could speak it.

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    4. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by arielCo · · Score: 2, Informative
      from the article thingy:

      [The pilot] then lost audio telephone contact but the air traffic controller switched to texting and told the pilot that he had a primary radar signal on the aircraft and that Cork would allow them to land there. He then used texts to guide the 30-year-old plane in.

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    5. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Adreno · · Score: 3, Informative

      ... a moving vehicle - going in and out of range.

    6. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by BAKup · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because cellphone voice communications requires a constant link between the cellphone and the tower, where SMS is transmitted in bursts when the cellphone and the tower can hear each other.

      You'll find in situtations where the cell towers are jammed with calls of people calling each other to see if everything is OK after a major storm, a SMS will get through even if you can't make a call.

    7. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by jacquesm · · Score: 1

      It's a good thing they didn't have KPN as their cell provider (dutch company, so obviously not a chance), because I regularly get messages hours after they've been sent even with both phones in range of a cell tower and no other connectivity issues that I'm aware of.

    8. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Informative

      What would make a phone lose audio but not SMS ability?

      Shite signal. An SMS is sent in a single frame of GSM data. Audio needs 50 frames per second.

    9. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They can also start recruiting air traffic controllers right out of junior high school.

      "U r clr 4 laning lol"

    10. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by caluml · · Score: 3, Insightful
    11. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SMS is more reliable when it comes to intermittent service. If it can't send or receive at the current time, it can queue the message until it has a connection. Voice communication isn't as reliable, since a delay / retransmission is much more noticeable and makes communicating more difficult.

    12. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by jabithew · · Score: 1

      Happens to me all the time; signal quality may just be too poor for voice. I often end up hearing about 30% of what a person is saying. While I have voice on paper, meaningful communication it ain't. Texting will get through even if voice is too choppy.

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    13. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Lupu · · Score: 2, Informative

      True, you can continue texting when the tower is jammed with calls, but I doubt he got disconnected because of a rapid increase of simultaneous calls. A more plausible explanation would be that he exceeded the maximum range of some 30km from the tower. It would also make sense considering that he was supposedly approaching from sea.
      GSM uses time division multiplexing, which means that the "constant link between the cellphone and the tower" is infact a set of short and frequent bursts. A burst sent from a phone from further than 30km will cause the tower to receive the burst out of its allocated time slot and as a result the call couldn't be maintained.

    14. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by jcr · · Score: 1

      It also helps that SMS requires a miniscule fraction of the bandwidth that an audio connection does.

      -jcr

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    15. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by jalet · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe the plane was in a tunnel at that time.

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    16. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Fumus · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's why I love my Nokia 6822 and will never go back to any non-qwerty keyboard phone. Without any effort I could outtype the Morse code in that vid. (Though I knew the text, but then again, I don't type much. Just under 50 texts a day on average.)

    17. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by houghi · · Score: 1

      And more acurate then e.g. the GPS locator in your sig.

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    18. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by norova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An SMS is sent in a single frame of GSM data. Audio needs 50 frames per second.

      And again I'm reminded of why I'm so sick that we pay so much for SMS services.

    19. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by azgard · · Score: 1

      Maybe you are paying for the reliability? ;-)

      Seriously, I agree that it's outrageous.

    20. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by hey! · · Score: 0

      No, you pay for not paying attention.

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    21. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Yep, and it's often easier to read than SMS-speak.

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    22. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by dotancohen · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't type much. Just under 50 texts a day on average.

      I also don't read /. much. I probably hit F5 no more than 50 times a day.

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    23. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by drseuk · · Score: 1

      What would make a phone lose audio but not SMS ability?

      PMS. (or RMS).

    24. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SMS takes significatnly less bandwidth than audio communications. The only reason the cell phone companies charge extra for it is because the government lets them. As for free market malarkey, the companies are colluding together to artifically keep the price high on SMS messaging. This is standard anti-trust behavior of the type governments, if allowed, are supposed to prevent -- to keep the market actually free and not fake Ayn Rand/Antonia Scalia free.

    25. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, the only reason there are only a few major carriers (in the US at least) is that the government only licenses frequencies to a few carriers. If the government was completely out of the game, or allocated spectrum fairly, there would be too much competition for collusion to take place.

    26. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which is why texting is free for contract phones in the US. Dang it!

    27. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by mysidia · · Score: 2, Informative

      The reliability isn't generally there. They got lucky that the messages went through so quickly.

      SMS services are inexpensive to provide and don't consume much bandwidth -- although they consume some storage.

      The reason providers get away with charging so much for them is because they can, because enough customers perceive SMS as having value, being an extra feature, and tolerating the ridiculous, exhorbitant pricing.

    28. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Tanubis · · Score: 1

      Consider the amount of bandwidth it takes to send something in text as opposed to audio. If you have a bad intermittent connection with a tower you can often get text through your connection because it can keep trying until it gets a clear signal for the short time it takes to push the message through. Cell phone infrastructure is designed to hold your text message in the system (until delivered) and keep trying to deliver if it can't reach the phone the first time, but if it can't keep a connection for a call stable it'll just drop and you can try again later.

    29. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by cpicon92 · · Score: 1

      Possibly a weak signal made the bandwidth too low for the realtime transfer of audio, but not to send a few bytes of text.

    30. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by jcr · · Score: 1

      There are many more factors at work on that price than bandwidth. One of the biggest ones is customer expectations and what they'll put up with.

      -jcr

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    31. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      Hehe- yeah that was a joke. I'm surprised no one has done unlimited texting with any minute/month contract. We put up with way too much. *sigh* Cheers,

    32. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      stfu grmmr nub

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    33. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by PermanentMarker · · Score: 1

      It is strange indeed, the only thing that i can imagine is that Audio takes more I/O data transmision time then SMS; (altough both work with the same bandwidth) So despite the redicules prices of SMS for sending less I/O DATA information compared to an audio stream; it might be possible to get little text data trough faster then the same information data as a voice. Still strange they lost contact, i could imagine that from a spaceshuttle landing under high speeds perhaps dopler effects might then count for loss of signal; but a landing airplaine doesnt go that fast.



      And what buzzes me also is, passengers are not allowed to phone on board; while at places where airplanes land there is a high volume of mobile communications always; "he mam i'm arrived can you pick me up at" etc..)


      BTW the conversation was recorded:

      WTF #--*- landing at N^:)## = hvng trbble :(
      OMG
      wr r u
      rpl asap
      w ru d?
      FYI
      i hv srprse 4u
      #--*- gth
      cr 4 Help

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    34. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      What would make a phone lose audio but not SMS ability?

      If you can't think of the reason, then I would suggest that you are probably at the wrong site. Fox news is that way -->

    35. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I can attest to this after Katrina hit Louisiana. Thank god for Texting... and I think the cell companies were kind and didn't even charge full price! :P

    36. Re:Why didn't he just call them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend of mine who is an ISP in a rural area has this problem. Some locations have such a poor signal that audio drops enough bits to become unintelligible, but SMS, with its low bandwidth requirements, still works.

  3. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see what the big deal is. People talking on a cell phone is hardly any different than two people talking to each other on the plane. Except you only get (have) to hear one side of the conversation.

    If you don't want to hear it, then get ear plugs, plug in your iPod, or just not listen. I mean, seriously, you don't hear people complaining about cell phones at restaurants, yet it is the same concept.

    When did flying become a "quiet zone"?

    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1 - People have an annoying habit of yelling into their cellphones for no good reason.

      2 - Maybe you don't hear complaints about people on cell phones in restaurants because you're too busy yelling into your cellphone.

      3 - Passengers are packed pretty tightly into those airplanes.

    2. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you don't want to hear it, then get ear plugs, plug in your iPod, or just not listen

      You're louder than my music, moron. Get off the f***ing plane.

    3. Re:What? by eharvill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't see what the big deal is. People talking on a cell phone is hardly any different than two people talking to each other on the plane. Except you only get (have) to hear one side of the conversation.

      If you don't want to hear it, then get ear plugs, plug in your iPod, or just not listen. I mean, seriously, you don't hear people complaining about cell phones at restaurants, yet it is the same concept.

      When did flying become a "quiet zone"?

      I think it would be a non-issue if people talking on cell phones would use a normal level of volume to speak. It becomes a problem when people are practically yelling on the phone and can be heard three rows down the airplane. Most normal face to face conversations on an airplane are barely audible b/c of the background noise on the plane.

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    4. Re:What? by wisty · · Score: 1

      Also, people can lip-read a bit when speaking face to face. You can't lip read with phones, so you need to be louder or clearer.

    5. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't see what the big deal is. People talking on a cell phone is hardly any different than two people talking to each other on the plane.

      As others have already pointed out: it is, my friend, oh well, it is.

      Except you only get (have) to hear one side of the conversation.

      Which is even worse. I find it much more easy to ignore a completely understandable talk between two people. With just half of the communication present, some nerve tickles all the time and tries to make sense of all this gibberish.

      If you don't want to hear it, then get ear plugs, plug in your iPod, or just not listen.

      Thank you, but I get seriously irritated when not hearing what goes on around me. I dislike ear plugs and I dislike the wet atmosphere they generate inside my ears; earphones, on the other hand, induce very discomforting pain (the anatomically more suitable earphones are so sound-proof that I can't use them in public; see above).

      I mean, seriously, you don't hear people complaining about cell phones at restaurants, yet it is the same concept.

      In my country, this is mainly because nobody uses the cell phone while in a restaurant. If they have to, they go outside. Very polite.

      When did flying become a "quiet zone"?

      Why should it become a terroristic attack on my ears and--maybe more importantly--on my intellect? Flying is uncomfortable enough as it is, no need for additional yelling.

    6. Re:What? by Chineseyes · · Score: 1

      You are either from Europe, Japan or don't own a cell phone in the US. I've had a plan with every single major carrier in the US and you have no choice but to yell into your cellphone the reception is just that bad. With that in mind I avoid having drawn out conversations in public places on my cell but there are idiots who don't. I've lost count of how many times I've been on the train on my way to work and heard something like this:

      WHAT WAS THAT?!?
      No, I said X
      Y
      Z
      No can you hear me?
      No I said XYZ
      Yeah yeah thats what I said.
      What was that?
      I said WHAT WAS THAT?!?
      Hold on I'm having trouble hearing you now I think we're hitting a dead spot.
      I said, I THINK WE ARE HITTING A DEAD SPOT.


      I've seen people continuing conversations at the top of their voices like this for an hour and a half train ride.

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    7. Re:What? by eharvill · · Score: 1

      You are either from Europe, Japan or don't own a cell phone in the US. I've had a plan with every single major carrier in the US and you have no choice but to yell into your cellphone the reception is just that bad. With that in mind I avoid having drawn out conversations in public places on my cell but there are idiots who don't. I've lost count of how many times I've been on the train on my way to work and heard something like this: ------ I've seen people continuing conversations at the top of their voices like this for an hour and a half train ride.

      I've owned a cell phone since 1996, worked a number of years for Nextel in the late 90s, my wife currently works for ATT and I have probably used over 2 dozen cell phones/PDAs from all the carriers as well (although mostly Nextel/Cingular/ATT).

      Our experiences have been very different apparently. Reception is not a volume issue, it's a clarity issue and speaking louder/yelling is not going to help the conversation. I think it is human nature to raise your voice when their is poor reception. It is similar to someone speaking English slower and louder to person that speaks broken English (well, the slower part might help, but louder is irrelevant).

      I find myself speaking loudly as well and when I make an conscious effort to speak at a normal volume level, I've never had the caller on the other end tell me they could not hear me. I've found this to be true on any type of phone, blue tooth, headset or earpiece.

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    8. Re:What? by matria · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Give it up, friend. People who are determined to do whatever they please whenever they please and have a "screw the rest of the world" attitude will always attack anyone who dares question their right to do so.

    9. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't typically bash people for who they are, but "I dislike the wet atmosphere they generate"?

      Oh, come on! Seriously? You should take a bottle of Vagisil with you on your flight. And don't forget -- keep it under 4oz ;)

    10. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucking asshole. Thanks to you, someone is going to read the post you make, they're going to read you comparing having to listen to someone talk on a cellphone to fucking terrorism, and they're going to start thinking that making these kinds of comparisons is acceptable. You have furthered the incredible damage to the value of an already badly-overused word.

      And you did it because you can't tune out someone talking.

    11. Re:What? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Give it up, friend. People who are determined to do whatever they please whenever they please and have a "screw the rest of the world" attitude will always attack anyone who dares question their right to do so.

      Works for Bush.

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    12. Re:What? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      Learn to fly first class noob. It's only uncomfortable when you don't have a stewardess sucking your balls through the flight.

      Damn, all this time I've been flying coach and landing with cramps and dry balls.

      Perhaps you can clear something for me, is there or is there not sex allowed in the champagne room?

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    13. Re:What? by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      But there already are phones on airplanes. The complaints from passengers is that they cost too much compared to their cellulars. I think it's appropriate that a proven safe telephone system be used and the users pay extra for it, in part for safety and in part to reduce the chatter. Ear plugs should not be necessary to sleep on a flight, as prudent as they might be.

      And let's not overlook the fact that the plane in the OP had already lost all its sensitive guidance devices, so at that point of course it's fine to call 911 on a cellular! It does not in any way merit the use of cellulars on fully operational commercial airliners.

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    14. Re:What? by Asuranceturix · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt that yelling on the mouthpiece will do anything to improve the signal-to-noise ratio, which is what is really hindering your communication. ;)

    15. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give it up, friend. People who are determined to do whatever they please whenever they please and have a "screw the rest of the world" attitude will always attack anyone who dares question their right to do so.

      Of course you're right about the forces of the bad. But personally, I try to be friendly and helpful to people even if my impression is they are arrogant and egocentric assholes. Still, I don't lose anything by being friendly, and sometimes I win a lot. Therefore, no need to give it up. ;)

      PS: My CAPTCHA is "shouting".

    16. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] they're going to start thinking that making these kinds of comparisons is acceptable.

      If they'd start thinking, I bet they wouldn't.

      You have furthered the incredible damage to the value of an already badly-overused word.

      Pardon, Sir, but there is no inherent value to the word "terrorism" anymore.

      And you did it because you can't tune out someone talking.

      No, I did it in order not to Godwin my comment. ;)

    17. Re:What? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Right, which solves the problem. Some of us don't want anybody talking on a phone on the plane under any circumstance. I really and truly don't care whether they're dealing with business, I don't want to hear it, especially since it's usually a multi hour flight and I have nowhere to go.

      If we really want to compromise on this, a special cellphone cabin for the business class would be a reasonable compromise. But a lot of people don't want the added annoyance of cellphone idiots while they're flying.

      If the UK wants to allow that in their airspace, that's fine by me, just don't let it happen over here.

      And yes, I totally agree with you, if the instruments are out, then the majority of the problems are gone. But assuming that this is going to happen on a regular basis like the summary suggested is no reason to disallow the Faraday cage over the rest of the plane. It's a good reason to look into why the equipment is failing.

    18. Re:What? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That's not true. Yes you can't lip read over the phone, but it's a common misconception that you have to speak loudly in order to be heard on a cell phone.

      Unlike landlines, the cellphone doesn't pipe you're own voice back to you. This results in you having to guess rather than know how loud the other party thinks you're talking and for cellphone users to generally yell.

      On the rare occasion where I use my phone on the bus, _I_ can't hear what I'm saying and the other party rarely if ever has any trouble hearing me speak. Granted I don't do much flying and never use my phone on the plane due to it being illegal, but it isn't that much louder on a plane than on a bus.

    19. Re:What? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That's not true, not even a little bit. Reception is a function of what the antenna is or is not doing, it has absolutely nothing to do with what the microphone is picking up.

      It would be a very broken phone which was sending clear signals to the tower and garbling at the microphone end of things. If that's what's going on the appropriate fix is to get a decent phone. Even my several years old razr has no issues with that at all.

    20. Re:What? by Marksolo · · Score: 1

      I think you just proved the opposite of your point. It is exactly because there are phones on the plane that you pay exorbient amounts of money to use. Seeing as most laws are made for significant political party contributors (big companies, and their lobbyists) you can see who they are really looking out for.

    21. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, they will "attack" anyone who questions their "right", huh ?

      Tell ya what, cocksucker : I beat the shit out of a kid who answered his phone 12 times in a movie I was trying to watch.
      His phone was smashed to bits on the pavement, too. And I'll
      damned well do it again, any time I like, and they will never catch me, because I wear a disguise when I go to the movies and I pay cash.

      All you inconsiderate pieces of human waste had better consider that I might be in the movie theater you are being rude in. I look forward to teaching you some manners.

    22. Re:What? by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      RE: Sig. -- me too

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    23. Re:What? by eharvill · · Score: 1

      Hehe. Cheers!

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  4. Once again.. by consonant · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..what would be the point of this act? To reduce passenger annoyance? Great, might as well ban cellphones in cinema halls now.

    I think a more sensible legislation would be legalizing poking obnoxious cellphone loudmouths in the eye with pencils..

    1. Re:Once again.. by elrous0 · · Score: 0

      I, for one, would support any pro-poking legislation.

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    2. Re:Once again.. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      I think a more sensible legislation would be legalizing poking obnoxious cellphone loudmouths in the eye with pencils..

      Personally, I have found that its more annoying when other passengers try to strike up a conversation with me.

      Once I was flying during the summer by myself for business and I ended up sitting next to this really intoxicated lady in her late 50's. On retrospect it was kind of funny, but kept asking me personal questions and even offered me several thousand dollars if guessed her age right as well flaunting his rings and so on.

      Being the gentleman that I was I politely declined and the paranoid in me felt that she was probaly trying to get me into a hotel room by herself and she wasn't exactly a looker. I tried to smile and answer with as short as possible the ever probing questions but she almost got into an altercation with the flight attendant over more drinks.

      Luckily she passed out about 60 minutes or so into the flight and I fled my seat as soon as we landed.

      If she had a cell phone, I'm sure it would have kept her occupied rather than having her attention directed towards me.

      To be fair, its rare to be sitting next to an ever inquisitive passenger and most of the time the person sitting next to me is uninterested in me as I am of them.

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    3. Re:Once again.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If she had a cell phone, I'm sure it would have kept her occupied rather than having her attention directed towards me.

      Why didn't you make a big deal of putting on headphones and saying something like, "Well, I'm going to listen to some music now..."

      If she persists in trying to talk to you, just point to your ears and shake your head.

    4. Re:Once again.. by Buscador · · Score: 1

      Great, might as well ban cellphones in cinema halls now.

      On behalf of anyone who has ever gone to a movie in China, Mexico, or the Philippines, I say please, please do.

    5. Re:Once again.. by consonant · · Score: 1

      Personally, I have found that its more annoying when other passengers try to strike up a conversation with me.

      Amen to that. I wouldn't call myself reserved, a loner or even an introvert. But when I travel, I usually make it a point to carry along something to keep me occupied for the journey. Something constructive, like a book, or podcasts, or even a laptop, if I need to get work done.

      Co-passenger conversations are tolerable, and even fine if the discussion is more on a /.-ish line, like on news, issues etc, but personal questions are plain uncomfortable..

      p.s: As an even further aside - quite a few Indian train stations have warning signs discouraging passengers from discussing religion or politics while travelling..

    6. Re:Once again.. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can be thrown out of a theatre for talking on your cell phone (or having it ring). Perhaps we should indeed have the same rule for airplanes.

    7. Re:Once again.. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. I wouldn't call myself reserved, a loner or even an introvert. But when I travel, I usually make it a point to carry along something to keep me occupied for the journey. Something constructive, like a book, or podcasts, or even a laptop, if I need to get work done.

      Put your ear buds on, slide one of these bad boys over your head and you're golden.

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    8. Re:Once again.. by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Please elaborate on your experience in China, Mexico, and the Philippines.

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    9. Re:Once again.. by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. Parachute optional.

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    10. Re:Once again.. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      We've got to be humane. Throwing folks out with no parachute is too cruel.

      I vote for equipping all aircraft with a small brig at the rear of the aircraft.

      Talking on the phone will land you locked in a seat there for the rest of the flight, where you will be forced to listen to other people talking on the phone.

    11. Re:Once again.. by interiot · · Score: 1

      Put your ear buds on, slide one of these bad boys over your head and you're golden.

      I was Google searching to see if a gas mask is even allowed on a plane (it wouldn't surprise me if they're classified as a weapon, since they could be used as one component in an attack), but lo and behold, this page actually has a picture of a guy flying American Airlines with a gas mask on. So, go for it!

    12. Re:Once again.. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      A cell talking section is actually a good idea. Maybe those seats right behind the engines.

    13. Re:Once again.. by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Some years ago I remember reading about how a theatre in Beijing had solved their problem with patrons talking on their cell phones and annoying everybody else. When a ban on cellphones didn't work, they made an arrangement with the People's Liberation Army, which simply jammed the relevant band in the vicinity of the theatre.

    14. Re:Once again.. by H0D_G · · Score: 1

      Sitting next to inquisitive passengers is the worst. I once was next to a 6 or 7 year old version- who proceeded to chatter whilst I was quite airsick and throwing up. Luckily, the flight attendant moved him, before I throttled him.

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    15. Re:Once again.. by Rub1cnt · · Score: 1

      I could just see that... "Ladies and gentlemen, our new cell phone talking section is now open. Please step through the small doorway over the right wing. The section is at the end of the wing and 50,000 feet straight down. Please note that we are required to remind you that the floor here will kill you and the waiver you signed on boarding allows us to sell your belongings for a profit. Have a nice day and thank you for flying Delta Airlines." *makes note to fly solely El Al*

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  5. Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1
    Is it really a technical issue, or is it that airlines are lazy about protecting their electronics?

    I find it hard to believe that something as critical as the electronics system in an airplane would be so prone to cell calls.

    1. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Mythbusters already exposed this as a load of crap.

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    2. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Tx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Mythbusters, while highly entertaining, would not win any prizes for designing good experiments. They are entertainers, not scientists, and you could poke huge holes in quite a high percentage of their endeavours, so I wouldn't cite them as a meaningful reference.

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    3. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Since rhe airline industry and TSA have, to date, provided not a single study or even shread of evidence thar cells pose any threat, I'd give the Mythbusters the edge on this one.

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    4. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      On the one hand the aluminum tube body of the typical modern aircraft is potentially an antenna which can deliver your cellphone signal at full strength (which isn't much, I'll grant you) directly into the cockpit electronics. On the other hand, the signal strength is jack diddly shit and your laptop backlight probably has at least as much chance to interfere with something, and the only time they make you stow that is on takeoff. It has nothing to do with the electronics, though; they just don't want stuff flying around the cockpit if there is a problem during takeoff or landing, typically the most dangerous portions of any non-combat flight.

      I remember reading some studies where it was shown that one model of cellphone could cause problems with one model of some instrument or something. Frankly this is not very relevant; if anything it should be a reason to recall that instrument for being a piece of shit.

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    5. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by RattFink · · Score: 3, Informative
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    6. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, there are several times I have been like "um, you are comparing apples to oranges, but if you would have tried 'this', it would have worked"

      I give em props for one thing tho....they brought on Ron Siegel saying he was the only American to win Iron Chef Japan, when in fact, Bobby Flay also did, but only in a rematch, and only after the threw a fit.....so they brought him in basically for a pity battle...lol...

      So, technically, there were 2 Americans to win Iron Chef Japan, but only one of them deserved it. LOL

    7. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our entertaining, MythBusting overlords.

      OK, meme done. Honestly, I think they do more science behind the scenes than they get credit for - as quite frankly good luck getting viewers to tune in if you showed all the calculations, repetitions, double-blind, yada, yada of the full on (important) scientific method. They do need to be entertaining; and I think they got the mix right on that front.

    8. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know how the power from an incoming call will often disturb bad monitors and speakers?
      I thought this was a neat idea, so i used to place my cellphone beneath my monitor. The monitor would then get distorted a couple of seconds before the call showed.

      It worked okay, until one time were my monitor just shut off...completely dead. Couldn't get it to show a picture again.

      Since then, i've always kept my phone off in planes.

    9. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not entirely true. From memory, they did find that older cellphones could cause problems, as they saw spikes in the equipment readings.

      And before you go blabbering on about how no one uses an old cellphone, you'd be fucking surprised. A lot of people are just too god damn lazy to upgrade, or they simply don't need to upgrade.

    10. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by bikeidaho · · Score: 1

      They are also potheads so with each experiment they are secretly trying to figure out how to smoke out of it.

    11. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by brightpilot · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the problem. Especially when the phone is trying to connect with different towers every few minutes because of your location.
      From personal experience, I left my razr turned on during a flight earlier this year and the noise it generated on both headsets made it impossible to communicate.

    12. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Maybe one phone in a metal plane doesn't do anything.

      But how about 300 phones? And what happens if all of them go to max power because they can't reach a cell? Or when the plane's micro cell goes down.

      Just putting an active GSM phone next to audio equipment makes it buzz. With such phones you can even tell that you are about to get a call just by the distinctive tatata-tatata-tatata-ta-ta sound from the interference.

      So I won't be confident on it not causing problems to avionics.

      Another thing - does using a phone in a fuel station really pose a significant increased risk?

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    13. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1

      The mythbusters experiment was highly flawed. They used a single cellphone for all their tests.

      There's this effect called "heterodyning", where two signals mix to produce two more (sum and difference). When you have multiple cellphones going on, their signals will mix to produce all kinds of nasty products. If one of them happens to land on the VOR/glideslope frequency, things can very suddenly get interesting.

    14. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carnegie Mellon University good enough for you?

      Would be if they performed a study that uncovered evidence that cells pose a threat. The link you provided says that "After monitoring radio emissions from portable electronics during airline flights (with an antenna and spectrum analyzer that fit into a carry-on bag), they estimate that an average of one to four cellular calls are made from the cabin during each trip--despite the ban."

      If anything, since the calls regularly occur on flights despite the ban, I would take that to be evidence that there is no risk. The researchers then proceed to claim that there "may" be interference to GPS signals, but only because they operate at the same frequency as cell phones, not because they performed any type of study to determine that it actually does interfere. That's not a "study" you can determine that from the device specs. Without further study, the avionics functionality will not necessarily be affected by the cell phone signals anymore than a second cell phone's functionality is affected when somebody is making a call nearby. And those are definitely at the same frequency.

    15. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      My GSM cell phone causes audible noises whenever it's near powered computer speakers or poorly-shielded microphones, produces a weird flickering on my CRT monitor, and I've seen it cause erratic mouse behavior (contextual menus pop up when I'm not touching the mouse). I have no idea what it does to airplanes, but I have to move my phone away from my computer when I take a call, so it's not a load of crap.

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    16. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, a user on Slashdot named "Clueless Moron" makes a strange post. Film at 11.

      Heterodyning involves modulation. Two cell phones, operating on independent frequencies and transmitting into basically air and empty space, are not going to heterodyne in a significant manner. Radio simply isn't that non-linear.

    17. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1

      LOL, an Anonymous Coward makes a clueless post. Film at 11.

      Heterodyning will happen in any nonlinear medium, such as a diode or just two pieces of nonsimilar metal being connected. In particular, it will happily happen in the receiver front end of pretty well any radio, such as a VOR receiver, or any of my UHF/VHF/HF tranceivers, because transistors themselves (e.g. GaAsFET front ends) do not have linear response.

      Take any scanner and drive through a downtown city and you'll get pager blare. That's your scanner's front end getting intermodulation (a.k.a heterodyning).

      Do you even have a scanner? No, I didn't think so, Anonymous Coward.

    18. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      There is plenty of anecdotal evidence. Check NASA's airline database. A quick search for "PED" in text synopsis or narrative will bring up various stories where interference occurred and stopped occurring when the passenger turned off the device.

      So there's plenty of evidence. The "problem" is that airline flight crews are interested in passenger safety, not in scientific research. If the navigation radios aren't working and they start working again when your cell phone is turned off, that's as far as it goes for them.

      It may be dependent on the individual plane, the weather conditions, the device, what other devices are also being used both on the plane, the cell tower on the ground, the location of the device inside the plane, etc.

    19. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even have a scanner? No, I didn't think so, Anonymous Coward.

      Ahhh, the true and irrefutable sign of the superior jackass -- ask a question of someone not present, then pull the answer out of your own asshole on their behalf in such a manner as to support your own position.

      Well done, fuck-up -- you've exposed yourself for the supercilious fool you are. You're bully-brave when there's no opponent to make you shove your answer back up your own ass.

    20. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey, that page is full of text.

      Any study worth doing is worth filming and presenting as a 30-minute TV show. Jeesh.

    21. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make audible noises in the intercom system of a Cessna 172 four seater aircraft. I know *that* from personal experience.

      It's probably not a problem, but nobody's too sure. I once heard a story of a ringing cellphone in a flight-attendant's handbag in the cockpit on approach to Wellington (WEL) did disrupt the ILS system enough the pilot forced a go-around. Now, this was the worst possible (as you know, those things trasmit when they're ringing) and it was physically very close to the avoinics, but still..

    22. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by RattFink · · Score: 1

      The next sentence is the one that matters:

      "The researchers also determined that some of the emissions from mobile phones occurred in frequencies employed by Global Positioning System (GPS) receivers, which are increasingly vital for safe landings."

      If anything, since the calls regularly occur on flights despite the ban, I would take that to be evidence that there is no risk.

      Only so if there weren't incidents or problems related to interference. NASA released a report of problems encountered by passengers electronic devices and many of them relate to interference. You can view that here

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    23. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 1

      I was annoyed and disappointed in an episode where they were testing a story about the effects of a bad paint job (or some other thin substance...can't remember) on the rotor blades of helicopters. Two of the assistants (mitigating factor: one was the smokin' hot babe) decided to test it by doctoring the blades of a radio controlled helicopter. They went to a hobby store and bought one, then spent quite a bit of the alloted time trying to fly the thing. That's like testing a rumor about surfing by going out and picking up a board for the first time. It was idiotic.

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    24. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Alioth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cell phones, certainly GSM cell phones *DO* interfere with aircraft communication systems.

      It was a dark and stormy night (OK, it wasn't stormy, just light rain, with a cloud base at 600 feet, and it was very dark). I was returning from the UK with a friend in his light aircraft. It was my friend's first IFR approach for real - in the clouds, at night. The air was smooth though, so the conditions weren't too bad for a first time.

      Unfortuantely he had forgotten to turn off his phone.

      ATC cleared us for the approach, giving us a final vector to the localiser (the localiser is what gives you horizontal guidance on an instrument landing) - the vector is a heading ATC gives you such that you intercept the localiser course sufficiently far out on the approach and at a shallow enough angle that it's practical to start your approach. Just as the localiser needle started moving towards the centre, *all* audio was blocked by this noise:

      Bip-bip bip-bip b b b bip-bip bip-bip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

      It was very loud and very distracting. We could no longer hear any instructions from ATC. Fortunately, I could take over flying the approach while my friend hunted down his cell phone and turned it off, and fortunately, while this racket was going on, ATC didn't give us any new instructions.

      If you have a GSM phone, chances you'll know exactly the sound I describe above. They are terrible at interfering with all kinds of stuff.

    25. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1

      Throw around all the irrelevant ad-hominem remarks you want; it won't change the fact that I am right: signals will mix in a radio front end. It also won't change the fact that you're an ignorant troll who can't admit he's wrong.

    26. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by GreenEnvy22 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about any studies, but I can tell you that on a flight from Paraguay to Brazil earlier this year, a passenger near me turned on his phone (gsm if it matters), and within about 20 seconds the very angry pilot came on the PA telling "whoever just turned on their cellphone turn it off, we are trying to land the plane!!"

      So it certainly must do something the pilots can notice.

    27. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Rub1cnt · · Score: 1

      My money is on the guy with the 6 digit userID in the fact fight here...I'm into scanners and radio, he's right. *hands +5 Baseball bat of troll busting to Clueless Moron*

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    28. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding that it was originally an FCC requirement. When cell phones first came out, the call switching capacity was such that switches could be overwhelmed by fast moving phones as the phones moved from cell to cell. The carriers lobbied the FCC to get phones banned from planes so that their switches would stay up. Now that switch capacity and speed has vastly increased, it's no longer an issue.

      I only have this second hand from someone in the industry, so this oculd be wrong.

    29. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they just don't want stuff flying around the cockpit if there is a problem during takeoff or landing, typically the most dangerous portions of any non-combat flight.

      Oh, horseshit -- that's not even a good guess. If they were concerned with what the Navy and Coast Guard call "gear adrift" they'd ask you to stow it securely, not just turn it off.

      And how many people do you think know how to really turn off their cellphones -- most think it just means to turn it to vibrate.

  6. thats standard procedure by Spliffster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My Brother flies an A320 for BA.

    They have constant contact via cell phone to their dispatchers. Even tho they require flight passengers to shut down theirs.

    Once the shit hits the fan, I guess it would be the first they use to contact Ground for any vectors, weather infromation or whatsoever.

    -S

    1. Re:thats standard procedure by hax4bux · · Score: 1

      It's not "cell phone" - it's satellite based, but your right to mention this.

      All major carriers have their own dedicated communications systems. If it wasn't an immediate safety issue, the flight crew would probably call ground maintenance for help troubleshooting a problem.

      This story is dramatic and stupid.

      If I lost my electrics, I would simply reach for the battery powered VHF radio I keep in my flight bag. Cell phone wouldn't even feature into the discussion.

  7. "this never happens" by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

    Someone is going to say that complete communication failure is too rare to worry about, and they will be right and wrong.

    While the situation described shouldn't effect new communication rules, there are many different ways cell phone communications can be useful. Furthermore, the ability to communicate using cell phones is a deterrent to hijackings. The person in charge of the plane is not certainly in charge of all communications, and thats a good thing.

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    1. Re:"this never happens" by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      l. Furthermore, the ability to communicate using cell phones is a deterrent to hijackings.

      It didn't "deter" the 9/11 hijackings, did it? It probably was the reason the passengers rushed the cabin and crashed Flight 93 though.

    2. Re:"this never happens" by yabos · · Score: 1

      It's fairly common in older small planes due to the old wiring and older equipment. Even new light sport aircraft can cost upwards of $100K to buy so many people buy these older airplanes.

    3. Re:"this never happens" by ddyer-bennet · · Score: 1

      That's why it "deters" hijackings rather than "preventing all" hijackings. The English language is infinitely subtle and yet precise, if only you're paying attention.

    4. Re:"this never happens" by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      That's why it "deters" hijackings rather than "preventing all" hijackings.

      And this magic charm I can sell you for a low, low price can "deter" tiger attacks, though not guaranteed to "prevent all" of them.

    5. Re:"this never happens" by Rub1cnt · · Score: 1

      For one low low price I can sell you magic water that transform you into too too tasty peking duck. Yaznuichan Water, only 1.99 per oz. (sorry, channeling Jusenkeyo Guide...) But it all boils down to price. The american cell carriers know that airborne planes can make calls, but they can't exactly bill for them using the trumped up billing systems they have. You're closer to the Sats than the towers...the FAA is being lobbied not to allow cells in planes, so the ruling stands, no cells in planes. It's all profit related.

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  8. With my plan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    (1) Verizon would have charged me for the phone number for the tower - perhaps $2.

    (2) Then they would have charged me for each in-bound and out-bound text message - perhaps another $2 in all.

    (3) Some texts would likely have been deferred, making it unlikely to be useful for critical, near-real time communications.

    (4) And, of course all this would be on top of my $80 per month, 450-minute "Crackberry" plan. (Not including miscellaneous "recovery fees" that they seem to slip onto every bill, every month)

    1. Re:With my plan... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Must be nice. I pay $80/m for my Sidekick, and I get all that stuff "free". I have yet to hit one of those "unlimited" caps, nor to see anything inexplicable with my bill.

      Enjoy that Verizon-branded rape! Ask for some lube next time!

      (I will never touch Verizon. Any cell company that removes a functional button to stick their logo in, are a bunch of assholes. See the Motorola RAZR on Verizon - right soft-key is nonfunctional and contains the Verizon logo on the screen.)

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    2. Re:With my plan... by Rub1cnt · · Score: 1

      I agree. Verizon is a nice company with a reasonable network, but thier hardware reliability sucks. I have 2 Cingular Blackberry 8700Cs that look like they've been through a warzone. They still work. I went through 7 8703E's and 2 8830s.

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  9. "landing safety" -- bullshit by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Timothy (The "editor") wrote "There's a new reason to hope that the no-cell-chatter bill now under consideration in the US doesn't bring with it a Faraday-cage mandate, and that reason is landing safely."

    How about reading TFA: "the twin-engined Piper plane ... with four passengers". It wasn't a fucking jumbo jet. That kind of plane is never going to be affected by any "no cell chatter" rules, much less have any "Faraday cage" built into it. And I think an airliner would have multiple multiple communications backups.

    Reminds me of the wackos who say cell phones should be allowed in cinemas "in case of terrorist attack".

    The only reason Timothy linked this with the cell phone ban on passenger planes is that it is guaranteed to start up a multi-page thread arguing that subject again, reardless of its irrelevance. Too bad he couldn't think of a way to get gun rights or evolution into the story too.

    1. Re:"landing safety" -- bullshit by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the wackos who say cell phones should be allowed in cinemas

      I've never been in one that doesn't allow them in. They just ask you to silence the damn thing, during the previews, often with some very creative short films. I still usually hear at least one.

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    2. Re:"landing safety" -- bullshit by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I've never been in one that doesn't allow them in

      I should have said "allowed to use".

    3. Re:"landing safety" -- bullshit by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Reminds me of the wackos who say cell phones should be allowed in cinemas "in case of terrorist attack"."

      They've got a point though - cell phones are an excellent way of setting bombs off remotely, how else are you going to mount a terrorist attack if they're banned in cine.....oh.....hang on... Ah, I get your point now...

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      Please consider this account deleted, I just can't be bothered with the spam anymore.
    4. Re:"landing safety" -- bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. There are procedures in place for the event of comm radio failure. They were devised long ago. So the incident could have been solved without the use of mobile phones.

      Everything that has to do with aviation is automatically front page news. Anything in the story that makes it less dramatic is disregarded, because the audience is a bloodthirsty lot, and the media people want food and clothes, too. It helps, of course, that the general public AND the media people knows next to nothing about aviation.

  10. This isn't new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This happens every now and then in Australia for similar sized aircraft in Eastern parts of Australia. It isn't new. You should see the stuff they do when there are lots of aircraft around, they just switch to visual and get them to tilt their wings in response to instructions.

  11. Keep them off for sanity's sake. by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

    There's a new reason to hope that the no-cell-chatter bill now under consideration in the US doesn't bring with it a Faraday-cage mandate, and that reason is landing safely.

    I hope this law never gets passed and I don't care what lie the gov't has to tell to keep cell phones turned off. Planes are already noisy. People who talk on cell phones talk LOUDLY. Add a lot of people in a noisy environment all talking at the same time, and that makes for a lot of noise.

  12. Non-Story by tweak13 · · Score: 5, Informative

    So a 4 passenger light aircraft landed with no electric power. Big whoop. Electrical failure on an aircraft like that means the radios go out, you lose a couple instruments, and that's it. Most of the important instruments for maneuvering are either powered by the pitot static system or an engine driven vacuum pump. Speaking of the engines, their ignition systems are powered by a fully redundant engine driven system and don't require any external electric power.

    If the pilot wouldn't have had the cell phone, he would have been given signals from a light gun as he approached the airport. Losing radios isn't exactly all that uncommon, especially in older aircraft, so pilots and controllers have come up with ways to handle the situation.

    1. Re:Non-Story by song-of-the-pogo · · Score: 1

      exactly. i was a passenger on a similar flight, once, myself (hi, john!). a fellow student was working on his pilot's license and took me out for a spin. the plane gradually lost all internal electrical and radio, leaving us out of contact with the tower and without that directional thingy (i don't know about planes) or lights (it was still daylight, though). in addition to the redundent system for the engine you mention, there is also a mechanical override for lowering the landing gear. i was a bit disappointed to discover that, as i though we were going to get to do a belly landing in the grass. there really was no worry, especially as the airstrip at which we were landing was extremely underpopulated (in fact, once we'd landed we discovered we were the *only* people there ... including "air traffic control"). the approach to the landing strip was easily the most humorous part of the whole experience, as it involved him looking out his side of the plane, me looking out mine and then both of us agreeing that no one was coming - much like crossing an intersection. the whole thing was a non-thing, in terms of fear factor, as we were really never in any danger (and the pilot really kept his cool well, leaving me feeling very confident), but it's been a fun story to relate to others.

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      soupy twist
    2. Re:Non-Story by samkass · · Score: 1

      Even the title sounds pretty silly to a pilot. Air traffic controllers didn't land the plane-- the pilot did. It MIGHT have been a story if the guy was flying through dense clouds and fog and lost control just as another radar contact was intersecting his vector at high speed or something.

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      E pluribus unum
  13. Re: Air Traffic Controller Lands Stricken Plane by dubner · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sheesh! Air controllers don't land planes, stricken or otherwise. Aircrews land airplanes. The airplane will land (and fly) just fine without an "air controller".

    Air traffic controllers _clear_ airplanes to land. This involves traffic de-confliction and statistically improves safety but there are plenty of non-towered airports where the aircrew routinely lands without benefit of Air Traffic Control.

    For instance: http://flightaware.com/live/airport/KPUW
    At Pullman/Moscow Regional Airport, a non-towered field near Pullman, WA, Horizon Airlines makes almost a dozen arrivals and departures a day _after_ they leave air traffic control.

  14. The pilot actually landed the plane by mhteas · · Score: 3, Informative

    The controller doesn't land the plane. The controller works with pilots to keep the airspace and runway coordinated and air traffic moving smoothly. That's an essential job, but it doesn't include flying.

    After all, there's no way (in a short time) to MacGyver a cell phone SMS to an autopilot. And this plane may not have an autopilot anyhow.

    The pilot followed standard lost contact procedures and augmented them with the call to the controller. The controller wisely used SMS when voice was lost.

    Anyhow, the article writer's hook for large commercial aircraft is nonsensical since this is a four-seat aircraft and wouldn't fall under those rules anyhow.

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    It can't be that hard, it's only ones and zeros: http://onesandzeros.tangozulu.biz
    1. Re:The pilot actually landed the plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      The controller doesn't land the plane. The controller works with pilots to keep the airspace and runway coordinated and air traffic moving smoothly. That's an essential job, but it doesn't include flying.

      Dude, the flight controller is so much more important to a flight than the actual pilot that it's not even funny. I am a pilot and "flying" is easy. Seven year-olds have been known to do it and get private pilot's licenses. Try teaching a seven year-old to be an ATC.

      I agree that the pilot kept his head cool and followed procedures, and he should be praised for that. I agree that trying SMS once voice contact is lost doesn't sound that difficult of a decision to make. But this weird defensive posture that "the controller doesn't land the plane, the pilot does" is stupid.

  15. Sega is awesome! by Artuir · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I always knew the Sega Master System was an awesome console but this article finally gives it the recognition it deserves! Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to get back to playing Wonder Boy III.

  16. The obvious solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install a cell phone battery as backup in every plane!

  17. Reasons for airliner cell phone ban by whizbang77045 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First off, when an aircraft is in an emergency, you can do a lot of things that would otherwise be banned. You save your fanny first, then worry about regulations later.

    Second, the reasons given for the cell phone ban appear to be largely misinformed. I know of two: potential interferrence with aircraft equipment, and interferrence with ground cell phone towers.

    To demonstrate that cell phones categorically do not interfere with aircraft equipment, in the US, the FAA would require that each cell phone design demonstrate that it does not cause interferrence. Change the design, or have a different design? New demonstration required. Cell phones passing the test would more than likely need some sort of identifying mark showing that they were approved for aircraft use.

    Don't like this idea? Perhaps you'd like to fly with someone who can interfere with the aircraft instruments. I can imagine the headlines: "FAA fails to insure airline safety. Cell phone determined to be cause of crash claiming 150 lives!"

    As much as I dislike the airlines getting a free ride on their phones being the only ones usable on the aircraft, those phones have been verified not to interfere with other equipment on the aircraft.

    The other problem is that ground based cell phones were designed for ground usage. They punch into whatever cell phone towers happen to be in range. As long as the cell phone itself isn't at a higher elevation, it only reaches a limited number of towers. Put it in an airplane, and it reaches a much larger number of towers. Which tower should be handling the call? Who knows?

    This might not be too bad for one or two cell phones, but open it up to all cell phones, and significant interference could result.

    It is possible to design a cell phone for airborne use. All it takes is money.

    One can, of course, legislate this problem, and declare whatever the legislators think will please the electorate the most. But that, of course, does not change the laws of physics.

    1. Re:Reasons for airliner cell phone ban by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      Or, a simple firmware update for hadling tower access, and standartization, as in -- these and these frequencies with their respective power ratings are aceptable in an airplane. If the phone manufactureres don't conform - using their cellphone on a plane is banned. duh.

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      I know full well that tobacco is bad for you, so I smoke weed with crack
    2. Re:Reasons for airliner cell phone ban by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One can, of course, legislate this problem, and declare whatever the legislators think will please the electorate the most.

      One can, of course, legislate this problem, and declare whatever the legislators think will please the electorate^WCTIA the most.

  18. I can't decide by Nakito · · Score: 1

    OK, let me weigh these options. On one hand, there is the one-in-ten-million risk that someday I might need to have a cellphone conversation with ATC to talk me down when my entire panel fails. On the other hand, there is the virtual certainty that I will be sitting next to some compulsive-talking boiler-room operator on every commercial flight from now until eternity. Which to choose, which to choose . . .

  19. SMS does get through better by Animats · · Score: 1

    SMS does get through when voice can't. Especially since analog AMPS service was discontinued.

    Last month I was using SMS to communicate with a friend who was spending a week horse camping in San Mateo County. This isn't exactly Outer Nowhere, but there's a big area of hilly parks west of Silicon Valley with no cell towers. She was camped in a valley, and I couldn't reach her with voice calls, but if I sent her a text message, it would be delivered the next time she rode up to a ridge line and briefly got line of sight to a distant tower. When she sent me a message back, it would queue in her phone until she got connectivity again. So we could communicate, with hours of delay.

    When I went out to the horse camp, I couldn't get any service. A year ago, at the same place, I'd get service via Analog Roam, when my tri-band phone dropped back to AMPS. Now that AMPS is history, there's no more service in many remote locations.

    It's not that there are no locations for towers in the parks. We could see a nearby radio tower, and rode up to it, but it was a VHF repeater for fire, police, and rescue services. Cell companies could co-locate there if they really wanted to, or were required to provide coverage. But none of them had.

    Originally, cellular licenses required the company to provide service in 100% of their area within a certain number of years. But the FCC backed off on that requirement, as "deregulation". This was a mistake.

  20. Misleading, a bit by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 2, Informative

    There have been pretty good rules around for over 60 years regarding what the pilot should do when they can't contact the tower. Similarly the tower has an old red/green light gun for communicating with planes that can't hear.

    It's unlikely there was any safety added by the cell phone sms messages. In fact, bypassing the usual no-radio procedures may have compromised safety. There may be some flags dropped on this play.

  21. That IS a Scary Scenario! by morari · · Score: 1

    People's lives in the hands of text messages. As if mobile telephones weren't annoying enough without butchering written languages as well.

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    "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
    1. Re:That IS a Scary Scenario! by Alioth · · Score: 1

      No one's life was in the hands of a text message. Airplanes fly on the principles set out by Bernoulli and Newton, *not* Marconi. A radio failure is something that's trained for, and the aircraft's captain was merely using an additional tool at his disposal; a radio failure should never be something that's life threatening.

    2. Re:That IS a Scary Scenario! by morari · · Score: 1

      Why would flight principals be based on macaroni? I like a good helping of cheese and noodles as much as the next guy, but I think you're taking it a bit too far.

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      "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune
  22. I expect a new Irish drinking song by navyjeff · · Score: 2, Funny
    As I was flying Nor'ward
    'tween Cork and Kerry airports
    I saw the dash go dim,
    and me passengers did scream out,
    "You better land this plane, man
    or the Devil, he may take ye"

    Whack fol my daddy-o,
    Whack fol my daddy-o,
    there's whisky in the jar

    I switch to my cell phone,
    for my cell phone never fail'd me.
    But, the Devil take that cell phone,
    for when I called the tower,
    that damn'd thing went and dropped me!

    If anyone can aid me,
    it's controller in the Tower.
    Send forth me text message
    and direct me to the runway!

  23. For those who dont understand by brightpilot · · Score: 1

    METAR text: KAUS 101553Z 21015G21KT 10SM FEW030 SCT250 32/19 A2988 RMK AO2 SLP104 T03170194

  24. Because air traffic controllers can land planes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amirite? No. They didn't. The pilot landed the plane. Watching Pushing Tin 50 times != aviation expert. Reword your fucking headline...

  25. illegal in minnesota and other states by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good thing the pilot was not from minnesota or washington - he'd get a big fat ticket for texting while operating a vehicle...

  26. Making a bigger deal than it should be... by mpn14tech · · Score: 1

    There are established procedures for landing with no radio. A light gun with red and green is used so that the tower can signal an aircraft when it is okay to enter final and land.

  27. This is news? by the+pickle · · Score: 1

    A private piston-powered aircraft has an electrical failure, and it's Slashdot-worthy news that the pilot managed to get a landing clearance on his cell phone?

    Must be a slow news day. This sort of thing happens fairly regularly in the US. Two friends of mine had the same thing happen to them a couple of years ago and managed to re-establish communications via cell phone. No big deal, and certainly not worthy of the front page on Slashdot, which is clearly trying to spin this as some sort of "OMG DONT BANZ TEH SELLFONZ!" propaganda.

    It's virtually impossible for any modern airliner to have a total communications failure, much less a total electrical failure. Don't pretend this is some significant occurrence when it clearly isn't.

    p

  28. Just flew in from Kerry by Clancie · · Score: 1

    Good evening everyone... I just flew in from Kerry...and boy are my thumbs tired! ba dum bump

  29. Sellotape by turgid · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have used two inches of Sellotape. Bless you, my child!

  30. cellphone as a robust method of communication by gaza3g · · Score: 1

    I've been in the army for a number of years and it never cease to amaze how sometimes cellphones can be quite a reliable way of communications. I've been into thick and dense jungles and where conventional army equipments(signal sets) would fail, our back up for communicating with our comrades would be our cell phones. We were once separated from the main troops and I tried contacting my buddies via the signal sets issued to the signaler, to no avail. I whipped out my cell phone, dialed my buddy's number, and because of that, my men and I managed to find our way to the main body.

    1. Re:cellphone as a robust method of communication by shimmyshimpson · · Score: 0

      Don't tell me..you called in the arty strike by using your credit card to pay for the call to the Pentagon after the local operator wouldn't let you call collect ?

      Now where have I heard of that before???..hmmmm.....

    2. Re:cellphone as a robust method of communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been into thick and dense jungles and where conventional army equipments(signal sets) would fail, our back up for communicating with our comrades would be our cell phones.

      I'm calling bullshit. What "thick and dense jungles" are so littered with towers that you can use cellphones when military-grade comm gear won't work -- the ones in Disneyland? For Christ's sake, if I can't get a cellphone signal one mile off Highway 101 in California, and that over relatively flat land, I don't think you're doing it in any jungle. And my cellphone doesn't even work at my house in a densely populated area south of San Francisco.

      OTOH, from anywhere in my house, I have heard people at horse camps south in La Honda and north on Point Reyes communicating with each other with five watt handheld amateur transcievers using only a single repeater. That's likely across distances of over forty miles.

      In both of those locations, cellphones are nothing more than extra weight for the horses to carry.

    3. Re:cellphone as a robust method of communication by gaza3g · · Score: 1

      have you ever been to jungles in Brunei? bet you haven't. Btw, i'm not from the US so please stop acting like everyone in this forum is. Maybe you could Google some stories regarding personnel who have been to Brunei for training and stop trying to call bullshit on everything. FYI, Brunei is located in the Borneo.

  31. lolcat on a plane says by rubycodez · · Score: 0

    im in yr avyonikz, nom nom on teh wirez

  32. Air Traffic Controller Lands Stricken Plane By SMS by guerilla7 · · Score: 1

    hmm, gud thng the flyt stwrdess did not advce dem to turn-off der celphones. lol.

  33. Almost the same happened to a controler I work wit by e70838 · · Score: 0

    There was a radio problem with an helicopter. The helicopter was able to ear but not emit. The controler asked the pilot to call him by phone. This happened near Paris a few years ago.

  34. What a dumb and misleading story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is a perfect example of poor journalism. No air traffic controller ever landed an airplane in his/her life. The PILOT lands the airplane!

    Landing an airplane with a communications failure is simple. After all, many small airplanes don't even have communications and have no need for it.

    Every pilot is trained on how to land at a major airport without communications (it involves light signals). Obviously, some newspaper reporter had too much time on his hands on a slow news day and had to invent a story.

    Signed,
    A commercial pilot

  35. happy ending by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    with an SMS-based happy ending

    And here I thought phone sex was a waste of time.

  36. Dallas Love Field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of a problem they had back in the late 60s (I think) where Dallas Love Field (no DFW then) experienced a complete communications power blackout while many planes were in line for landing. During the black out (about 5 minutes), planes continued to land, seemingly on their own to the tower's amazement. As it turned out, a Dallas police helicopter that was near the airport had taken up the control tower duties, directing the planes in the circuit to touchdown.

  37. Congrats to the Guy... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

    ..and everything, but, what's that sms'd exchange going to cost the hero? I have a rough over/under of 5,000..