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Cryptic Studios Releases New Star Trek Online Details, Trailer

Two days ago, an AP interview with Cryptic Studios' Jack Emmert provided new details about Star Trek: Online, which was lost in developmental limbo for quite some time. Today, Cryptic released a game-play trailer and a forty-minute webcast discussing the game.

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  1. Marketing Pitch by Stickerboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, you, too can be the Anonymous Redshirt, for only $14.99 a month!

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    1. Re:Marketing Pitch by BPPG · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, you start as a Captain.

      Does it really count if you're the red-shirted captain for the redshirt vessel?

      Delivering a valuable cargo of freshly laundered red shirts?

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      What's the value of information that you don't know?
    2. Re:Marketing Pitch by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kirk: I'll need 4 people on the away team. Me, Spock, Bones and Ensign Ricky.

      Redshirt in the corner: Oh crap!

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    3. Re:Marketing Pitch by Shipwack · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeoman Rand is another example...

      I totally agree, though... I've even gotten into discussions with people who insisted that everyone on board Federation ships were officers, which to anyone who has ever served in the military knows is absurd... Who would do all the day to day maintenance? Not to mention how dangerously foolish it is to trust an officer with anything truly important.

    4. Re:Marketing Pitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The hundred years war? He's older than he looks then.

  2. Will this become.... by NuclearError · · Score: 2, Funny

    Star Trek Online Forever?

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  3. Re:For the lazy.. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Details from TFA:

    • Big galaxy, lot's of space, away missions on planets

    How many red shirts do you get per ship?

  4. The only problem in Star Trek games by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 5, Funny

    is that you never make an entire planet feel ashamed right after first contact for not adhering to your superior future moral code. I mean that's basically the point of Star Trek.

    1. Re:The only problem in Star Trek games by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmmm... Star Trek takes place in a future where mankind has embraced socialism and lives in a utopia....

      Being contacted by smug socialists shaming you because you're not one? Yes, that's certainly new, certainly unheard of.

    2. Re:The only problem in Star Trek games by NNKK · · Score: 3, Funny

      Most of whom, exactly?

    3. Re:The only problem in Star Trek games by node+3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you think about it, it shouldn't be surprising that the people who prefer Kirk see themselves as the center of the universe.

    4. Re:The only problem in Star Trek games by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah yes, the original Star Trek. Where Captain Kirk would either
      A) Beat up the antagonist
      B) Have sex with the antagonist
      or C) Do both A and B

      It really went downhill after the original!

    5. Re:The only problem in Star Trek games by Joebert · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about this one ?

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    6. Re:The only problem in Star Trek games by bky1701 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the effectively infinite fusion/antimatter power would be the last half...

    7. Re:The only problem in Star Trek games by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      A computer to do your math for you is yet another half.

  5. This isn't going to go well ... by Mike610544 · · Score: 5, Funny

    From what they haven't said about avoiding current MMO problems I picture it like this:

    NPC: Bring me 17 Tribble Scrotums.
    Player: Ok, here you go.
    NPC: Kill the renegade Klingon warlord.
    Player: Done.
    ... 49 levels later ...
    NPC: Invade the Borg ship and destroy it's power source.
    Player: Mission accomplished!
    NPC: uhh ... now just keep doing that again and again for increasingly diminishing rewards ....
    Player: but didn't I already ...
    NPC: SILENCE! Invade the Borg ship and ...

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    1. Re:This isn't going to go well ... by Adriax · · Score: 4, Funny

      PC: 50 man borg cube raid fleet starting, need 37 more!

      Fleet commander: %$#@!! Who aggroed the drone nest!?! That's Negative 50 BKP!!!

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    2. Re:This isn't going to go well ... by Kingrames · · Score: 2, Funny

      Worse than that, the biggest problem is that all the green alien chicks are gonna be played by dudes.

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    3. Re:This isn't going to go well ... by Buran · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, I want to play this game and I'm really female in real life (down, boys!), but just for you, I'm not gonna play an Orion, if it turns out to be possible. :p

    4. Re:This isn't going to go well ... by Caraig · · Score: 3, Funny

      Planet Killer train to zone!

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  6. Re:For the lazy.. by Baricom · · Score: 3, Funny

    The quote at the bottom of Slashdot's page right now is especially appropriate:

    You will be dead within a year.

  7. Re:For the lazy.. by Adriax · · Score: 4, Funny

    Instead of the standard HP or hit points, health will be gauged by RS, red shirts.

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  8. Platforms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Emmert said "Star Trek Online" would definitely be available for Windows PC and perhaps Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3.

    Translation: your choice of Microsoft, Microsoft or rootkit-installing Sony.

    I'll pass on all 3 options, thanks.

  9. Re:Space combat + fps + rpg... by jandrese · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you want Star Wars there's no need to wait, just sign up for Star Wars Galaxies today. Warning: Gameplay may change suddenly.

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  10. Re:For the lazy.. by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 3, Funny

    You have docked with Starbase 23. Would you like to resupply? YES

    Starbase 23 has the following supplies:

    • Dilithium: 5 kilos
    • Photon torpedoes: 12
    • Anti-matter: 0.5 grams
    • Red Shirts: 87

    Please indicate the items and quantity needed...

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  11. Re:For the lazy.. by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many red shirts do you get per ship?

    More importantly, are there any cute borg girls that want to look at the captain's log?

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  12. I wanna be Scotty by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't care who's captining the ship I want to re-route power from main engineering so fire a stream of einstinean particle from the buzzard collectors, or remodulate the ships power to be 180 deg out of phase (aka, sour the milk).

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  13. Re:Promotion rate would be really low by genner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but it's only a TV show. :)

    He's a witch. Burn the witch!

  14. I see this starting out like all MMORPGs by NeuroManson · · Score: 3, Funny

    You start the game with default clothing, basic black slacks and a red shirt. Then you spend half the game trying to earn a different color shirt. Just like all the others, except more desperately.

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