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Stone Age Mass Graves Reveal Green Sahara

iminplaya sends along a New Scientist article that begins: "One of the driest deserts in the world, the Saharan Tenere Desert, hosted at least two flourishing lakeside populations during the Stone Age, a discovery of the largest graveyard from the era reveals. The archaeological site in Niger [is] called Gobero... It had been used as a burial site by two very different populations during the millennia when the Sahara was lush... 'The first people who used the Gobero cemetery were Kiffian, hunter-gatherers who grew up to two meters tall,' says Elena Garcea of the University of Cassino in Italy and one of the scientists on the team. The large stature of the Kiffian suggests that food was plentiful during their time in Gobero, 10,000 to 8,000 years ago... All traces of the Kiffian vanish abruptly around 8,000 years ago, when the Sahara became very dry for a thousand years. When the rains returned, a different population, the Tenerians, who were of a shorter and more gracile build, based themselves at this site... 'The most amazing find so far is a grave with a female and two children hugging each other. They were carefully arranged in this position. This strongly indicated they had spiritual beliefs and cared for their dead,' says Garcea." The research article is at PLoS One.

305 comments

  1. Water = civilization by pieterh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't the history of civilization generally based around water for animals, agriculture, transport, industry?

    Maybe time to start treating our seas with respect. I was on a beach in Togo last week and every day the ocean washes up plastic bags.

    1. Re:Water = civilization by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Isn't the history of civilization generally based around water for animals, agriculture, transport, industry?

      Yup. In the United States, around 53% of the population lives near the coast[.] Also, look at any map and notice how many major cities are right on major rivers.

      Maybe time to start treating our seas with respect.

      I hope we do, though right now I'm pessimistic. See this

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    2. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was on a beach in Togo last week and every day the ocean washes up plastic bags.

      They're probably the same plastic bags you threw out ten years ago. Please pick up your trash.

    3. Re:Water = civilization by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Maybe time to start treating our seas with respect. I was on a beach in Togo last week and every day the ocean washes up plastic bags.

      You mean like, maybe, let's not start drilling for oil off the Florida coast? Hello? Charlie Crist? Barrack Obama? George Bush? John McCain? You guys listening at all?

    4. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think of the bags on the beach as a form of man's artwork, rather than try to control what should be based on some mythical past of "nature". The bags represent the superb progress man has achieved. It's all in the way you look at it, either as a positive, sharing person, or as a dictatorial tyrant bent on imposing incorrect views on others. Man is a subpart of nature and the bags are also...thanks bag droppers for painting a new picture of the beach for us.

    5. Re:Water = civilization by mosb1000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The salt water isn't nearly as important as fresh water. The oceans only provide seafood, fresh water is necessary for most agriculture and industry. It is also necessary for most terrestrial animal life, including humans.

    6. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe time to start treating our seas with respect

      Yeah! Lets do the ocean a favor and kick global warming up a notch so it can show the land who's boss once and for all!

    7. Re:Water = civilization by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the oceans and waterways provide transport

    8. Re:Water = civilization by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      If there were no oceans we'd need no ships. Using them for transport is like using lemons to make lemonade.

    9. Re:Water = civilization by gd2shoe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If we don't do it, China and other nations will (and are). If we drill it, not only does our economy keep the oil, but it will be drilled using our regulations, and not the relatively wimpy ones used by many other contries (incl. China).

      Again, in case you missed it, our drilling that oil is actually better for the oceans than just leaving it alone.

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    10. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm only 9 you insensitive clod!

    11. Re:Water = civilization by phulegart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hello... Are we forgetting something important?

      I think so. It is called phytoplankton and about half of the Oxygen we need to breathe is produced by this, and guess where it is.... salt water! That is, half of the Earth's oxygen production is handled by these little guys. It is also the base of the oceanic food chain.

      other than THAT... I suppose that salt water isn't as important as fresh water... because breathing is of secondary importance to industrial uses of fresh water.

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    12. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Salt water provides salt though. And salt is important.

      Best position = neck of fresh water river where it meets the ocean.

      Salt + Fresh Water + Seafood = Win

    13. Re:Water = civilization by rossdee · · Score: 1

      Uf there were no oceans, this planet would be almost uninhabitable. It would be too cold or too hot. The oceans moderate the temperature.

    14. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like something Rush Limbaugh would say.

    15. Re:Water = civilization by mosb1000 · · Score: 0

      No, land with plants is much better at producing oxygen than plankton. What I was saying is that we should me more concerned about our fresh water supply, I wasn't arguing that we should get rid of the oceans!

    16. Re:Water = civilization by God_Retired · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, drilling off the coast isn't in itself bad, except maybe from an aesthetic standpoint and that is very subjective. I know that through the 4 decades or so that I have lived in California, the offshore rigs have caused less tar to wash up on the beach and the structures themselves act like little reefs, bringing lots of wildlife around.

      But the fact that they are feeding both our SUV addiction and the environmental impacts of using oil pisses me off on a daily basis. Less people, greener energy. Other than that, the earth is fucked.

    17. Re:Water = civilization by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "The salt water isn't nearly as important as fresh water. The oceans only provide seafood, fresh water is necessary for most agriculture and industry. It is also necessary for most terrestrial animal life, including humans."

      Unfortunately we can't just look at the "important bits" and expect them to survive without an ocean, without a large ocean fresh water would not exist in sufficient quantities to provide a habitat for plants/animals/humans. Killing the ocean will remove over 50% of the earth's biomass, if you think that terrestial life will be unaffected (sans fish fingers) then you have been mis-informed.

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    18. Re:Water = civilization by God_Retired · · Score: 1

      Last I read the oceans produced about 80% of the oxygen in the atmosphere.

    19. Re:Water = civilization by phulegart · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not discussing what plant is better at making oxygen.

      I'm discussing where most of our current oxygen comes from. Phytoplankton may or may not be less efficient than other plants at producing Oxygen. That fact is irrelevant, since the sheer volume of phytoplankton provides MORE than half (my bad, not "about half" like I said earlier) of the Oxygen that is produced on Earth.

      References?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phytoplankton
      Nasa's take on the stuff
      http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Library/Phytoplankton/
      This one claims two-thirds of the photosynthesis on the planet occurs within them
      http://seagrant.gso.uri.edu/factsheets/phytoplankton.html

      As a side note...
      What started as a desire to create an Algae that would be the perfect fish tank decoration (one that fish would not eat, one that would flourish in a wide variety of waters and conditions, one that would proliferate easily) has turned into one of the world's greatest threats. One that could extinguish us.
      http://www.press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago/519228.html
      In a nutshell, we made the stuff in Germany, it was studied at the Jacque Cousteau Oceanographic Museum of Monaco, and it got out... as it was first discovered in the Mediterranean under this very building. It is extraordinarily hard to kill, and it drives off all other sea life in any area where it grows. It drive off and suffocates other sea plant life, which drives off the little fish that eat that stuff, which drives off the larger fish that eat the small fish.
      Go ahead. Search for Killer Algae. See what it has taken to eradicate the outbreak in a lagoon in Australia... and the outbreak in Southern California (I hear it is threatening the Florida coast in some spots). If we destroy the ocean's ecology, we are soon to follow. And apparently our desire for the perfect fish tank may be our downfall.

      Also, it is possible to desalinate salt water, making it into fresh water. So sorry, I'm not with you that protecting our fresh water is more important. We've got to get on the ball and protect that which sustains our oxygen production, and ocean life. Else we die with lots of fresh water.

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    20. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I choose less people. And I choose you to be one of the first to go.

      Signora!

    21. Re:Water = civilization by marafa · · Score: 1, Funny

      so says sid meier

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    22. Re:Water = civilization by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      The oceans also provide rainwater, which just happens to be fresh water. I also believe that the plant life in the oceans turn the gases coming out from the planet's core into breathable air. Much more so than the rain forests, which cover a relatively small area of the planet's surface.

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    23. Re:Water = civilization by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Also, it is possible to desalinate salt water, making it into fresh water.

      We hardly need to. Nature does that for us. All we need to do is to collect the fresh water that falls from the sky and transport it to where it's needed most. But if we start "greening" the deserts, you're going to see some climate changes you never dreamed of. And they could be very disastrous.

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    24. Re:Water = civilization by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Um... you make it sound like this nasty alga doesn't produce any oxygen -- but given its nature as a green plant, and its vigor and invasiveness, it probably produces more oxygen than did the plants it displaced.

      So ... while we may lose a lot of marine ecologies to it, and that would be sad, we're not going to suffocate because of it. And relatively few cultures are completely dependent on the sea for their sustenance, so for most of us, starvation thanks to this alga isn't a realistic hazard either.

      Point being, what's a hazard to one ecology may not be a hazard to another, even when they're side by side.

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    25. Re:Water = civilization by h4rm0ny · · Score: 0, Troll


      "If I didn't do it, somebody else would." That argument has been attached to a lot of crimes in human history.

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    26. Re:Water = civilization by xenn · · Score: 1

      you might like this "advertisement" for plastic bags...

      Plastic Bags

    27. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The oceans only provide seafood

      What about trade?

    28. Re:Water = civilization by Teun · · Score: 1

      I also believe that the plant life in the oceans turn the gases coming out from the planet's core into breathable air

      Reference or citation needed...

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    29. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Protect the Oceans -- Privatise the seas. Extending private property rights to all bodies of water would go a long way toward keeping them clean and full of fish.

    30. Re:Water = civilization by Nutria · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean like, maybe, let's not start drilling for oil off the Florida coast?

      If drilling off the FL coast is bad, then drilling of the LA & TX coasts must also be bad. Let's save the oceans and shut down those oil/gas wells, too.

      Of course, since a significant amount of hydrocarbons come from LA & TX, this means that:

      1. the price of fuel will skyrocket, with the concomitant negative ripple effects thru the economy, and
      2. we'll have to import more from authoritarian regimes where environmental laws are a joke.

      But it's ok to pollute Venezuela, Russia and Saudi Arabia, because they aren't in our back yard...

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    31. Re:Water = civilization by phulegart · · Score: 1

      What happens if we change the composition of the air we breathe? Like, say change the amount of Oxygen in our air? I mean, fossilized amber contains some of the earliest samples, which are about 35% oxygen. However, that is way before our time. We are currently at abuot 20%, with polluted cities sometimes as low as 12%. Less than 7% kills.

      Now, from Wikipedia (sorry).
      "Hyperoxia is excess oxygen in body tissues or higher than normal partial pressure of oxygen. Hyperoxia is caused by breathing gas at pressures greater than normal atmospheric pressure or by breathing oxygen-rich gases at normal atmospheric pressure for a prolonged period of time."

      This is also called Oxygen Toxicity.
      Oxygen Toxicity affects individuals in several different ways. Through the Central Nervous System...
      "CNS oxygen toxicity manifests as symptoms such as visual changes, ringing in the ears, nausea, twitching (especially on the face), irritability (personality changes, anxiety, confusion, etc.), dizziness, and convulsions. The onset depends upon partial pressure of oxygen (ppO2) in the breathing gas and exposure duration." ... through Pulmonary Oxygen Toxicity...
      "Experimentally, early symptoms of breathing 100% oxygen are breathing difficulty and substernal pain or discomfort. The lungs show inflammation and pulmonary edema."
      (and)
      "The risk of bronchopulmonary dysplasia ("BPD") in infants, or adult respiratory distress syndrome in adults, begins to increase with exposure for over 16 hours to oxygen partial pressures of 0.5 bar (50 kPa) or more. At sea-level, 0.5 bar (50 kPa) is exceeded by gas mixtures having oxygen fractions greater than 50%. Lung oxygen toxicity damage-rates at sea-level pressure rise non-linearly between the 50% threshold of toxicity, and the rate of damage on 100% oxygen. For this reason, intensive care patients requiring more than 60% oxygen, and especially patients at fractions near 100% oxygen, are considered to be at especially high risk. If the situation is not corrected, the treatment may begin to cause lung damage which exacerbates the original problem requiring the high-oxygen mixture. Care must be used in distinguishing oxygen mole fraction from oxygen partial pressure. Partial pressures between 0.2 bar (20 kPa) (normal at sea level) and 0.5 bar (50 kPa) usually are considered non-toxic. BPD is reversible in the early stages during "break" periods on lower oxygen pressures, but it may eventually result in irreversible lung damage, if allowed to progress to severe damage. Usually several days of exposure without "oxygen breaks" are needed to cause severe lung damage." ... and through Retinopathic oxygen toxicity
      "Prolonged exposure to high inspired fractions of oxygen causes damage to the retina. Oxygen may be a contributing factor for the disorder called retrolental fibroplasia. Hyperoxic myopia has occurred in closed circuit oxygen rebreather divers with prolonged exposures."

      So... why all these stupid quotes that are marginally related to tons of sea plants and phytoplankton? We don't want an ocean that is full of only Algae, and phytoplankton. Meaning Too much Oxygen can be very bad. Or, more to the point, fucking with the ecology of our planet is bad. If we fuck with our ocean life, we will fuck with the composition of our air... I consider Air far more important than our oceans.

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    32. Re:Water = civilization by camg188 · · Score: 1

      look at any map and notice how many major cities are right on major rivers

      because when these cities were founded, water ways were the most advanced way to travel and move goods.

    33. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does an anecdotal story about trash bags on the beach in Togo have anything to do with drilling for oil off the Florida coast? I think it is better to base our national energy policy based on facts and science, not comments about trash bags on a Togo beach.
      And wtf does any of this have to do with the story? Did the Sahara dry up because stone age man drilled for oil off the coast?

    34. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh whoever told you the oceans were not as important as fresh water was a TOTAL IDIOT!!! You do like breathing don't you?? How about all of the oxygen the oceans put into the atmosphere? Do you like eating? How about the fact that our current populations would be decimated at the lack of ocean-sourced foods? If you think you can just grow them via aquaculture, you are wrong! Where do you think they get new stocks to rejuvenate their gene pools? Where do you think they get the water for their tanks? The oceans of this planet are deceptively vast and deep, but they are not INFINITE! That being said, if we wish to continue to live here, we need to be more responsible stewards.

    35. Re:Water = civilization by Melkman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope, a privatized sea will be fished empty then filled with trash and than be abandoned. Current market forces emphasize on making a profit as fast as possible instead of continuity. Once you made a profit you take your money and go do something else profitable with it. And you better do it fast as your life is short.

    36. Re:Water = civilization by expatriot · · Score: 1

      Given that we are currently at 20% and the danger regions are 7 and 60, we seem to be much closer to the low oxygen danger that the high oxygen danger.

      Getting CO2 down to a safe level would increase our oxygen by much less than 1 percent so I think we'll be OK.

    37. Re:Water = civilization by dwarfking · · Score: 1

      I saw a special on the Discovery channel about the Carboniferous age when the Earth's Oxygen levels were much higher than they are today. The theory is that super-oxygenated atmosphere allowed the insects to grow extremely large since they get oxygen by absorbing it from the air.

      From the Discovery Channel

      Great forests took root and swamps dominated the Carboniferous period, 300 million years ago, giving rise to metre-long dragonflies and huge spiders with leg-spans of nearly a metre. But most extraordinarily deadly of all was the Arthropleura, an animal that looked like a three-metre long woodlouse but moved like an anaconda...

      Would not be fun to see the bugs getting that big again.

    38. Re:Water = civilization by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I'd guess your figure of 35% in the distant past comes from a period when the entire surface of the planet was a seething mass of greenery. Anyway, here are various thoughts generated by your post:

      Realistically, given conditions that are suitable for human life, what is the max oxygen that the biosphere can produce? that is, how much of the biosphere will actually be producing oxygen?

      Plants also require nitrogen and CO2. If the balance shifts too far toward O2, wouldn't that tend to limit plant growth and therefore O2 output?

      What is the max amount that could be produced, if all the available sunlit, vegetation-habitable land and water areas were covered with green plants? ie. what would the atmospheric content be then?

      Also, if Plant A replaces Plant B with a roughly equivalent biomass and chlorophyll content, wouldn't that result in approximately equal oxygen production?

      While I'd agree that air is more important than oceans (we can survive better without the latter :) I'm not sure there's really an oxygen scare in our future.

      I've heard contrary arguments too -- that slash-and-burn in the Amazon will leave us without enough oxygen, because a large chunk of the world's O2 production comes from the Amazon jungle. Perhaps ocean growth will merely offset this. ;)

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    39. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a crisis! Bring in the government!

    40. Re:Water = civilization by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      That's a terrible counter-argument on its own. It's a feel good argument, and nothing more.

      For example, "Because I was ordered to" has also been attached to many crimes in human history, and some of the absolute worst crimes, for that matter. Most of the time this type of statement is used it is entirely valid.

      "Why did you file X instead of Y on your taxes?" "Because my accountant told me to."
      "Why did you leave your horse tied up over there?" "Because the instructor told me to."
      "Why did you issue that desk to so-and-so?" "Because my boss told me to."
      ad infinitum.

      And it's not that "somebody else would", it's "somebody else already is and will continue to, without sufficient environmental safety precautions". that's a huge difference. One is very hypothetical, and the other is very real. There is nothing wrong with our drilling there. Now if we go in there and start drilling with bad environmental safety precautions ourselves, that would be bad. That's a matter of hoping that our middle bureaucracies in government work correctly. There are no guarantees there, but it will probably be done correctly. It certainly will happen better than it has for countries which have few environmental cares. Especially since it's not their shores that will be covered with oil when they foul up.

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    41. Re:Water = civilization by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      True.

      I've heard that Dallas/Fort Worth is the largest metro area without a major water way supporting it.

      (Also, Arlington, the 3rd largest city in that metroplex, is the largest U.S. city without public transportation.)

    42. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've spoken to a former oil employee, the secretary to a regional executive, who has observed that one of the greatest problems the oil companies face in drilling for oil in the U.S. is the over-reaching authority of the EPA - they have historically been antagonistic against oil companies and make it difficult AND expensive for them to explore and drill for oil.

      So, we MUST blame the EPA on high oil prices!!!!!

    43. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we need to stop saying that global warming exists. Its a HOAX. I wonder if al gore's ancestors went around scamming people for carbon taxes and lying to everyone about how the planet has a fever. What a crock of shit that guy is.
      http://discussglobalwarming.com/blog

    44. Re:Water = civilization by Squalish · · Score: 1

      The drilling of the forbidden regions of the OCS in general is bad because they don't have enough oil to compensate for the risks & publicity, and the drilling off these other coasts *now* is bad because we're still near peak oil consumption, wasting oil at a breathtaking rate & struggling to develop renewables. A better geological survey is probably a wise move, but it should not be a prelude to drilling - yet.

      A renewable infrastructure for the country is a difficult thing to develop after the tens of trillion we've sunk into fossil fuels - and a palliative can be a dangerous thing. The low oil prices of the 80's and 90's destroyed most of the conservation efforts of the 70's (not to mention the independant US oil industry), and all indications are that there is no rainbow on the other side of the current storm.

      Venezuela, Russia, and Saudi Arabia will be polluted, because Peak Oil is an inevitable global phenomenon with global effects - responsibility be damned. We can choose to put all our efforts into shifting away from oil, or we can choose to make the precipice of oil depletion steeper but farther away by burning everything we have, emptying the SPR, and subsidizing fuel & road construction for a few more years.

      Alternately, we can undertake to create the biggest environmental catastrophe possible, and attempt to make coal to liquids, tar sands, and tar shales the standard fuel of the future.

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    45. Re:Water = civilization by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Please don't confuse "conceited and partisan" with "always wrong". Those concepts are very different.

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    46. Re:Water = civilization by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Also, desalination is energy intensive, and it's not economical for use in agriculture and industry, though it is a good source of drinking water.

    47. Re:Water = civilization by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's not fair to say that they provide transportation, since transportation would be easier without them. No matter how polluted the oceans are, they will always be a huge heat-sink.

    48. Re:Water = civilization by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      a ship can use a gallon of fuel to move a ton of cargo more than a thousand miles, you won't beat that on land. Historically cities cities and civilizations grow along waterways for transport reasons besides food and potable source.

    49. Re:Water = civilization by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      A train can use a gallon of fuel to move a ton of freight 500 miles. And trains don't sink. But it's important to remember that we've not always been so good at building ships, nor have we used fossil fuels for locomotion. I think the main reason settlements spring up on waterways is the water. After all, you never see a settlement with no supply of fresh water, but you do find them in places that are pretty hard to get to.

    50. Re:Water = civilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, we MUST blame the EPA on high oil prices!!!!!

      Wouldn't it make more sense to blame high oil prices on the EPA?

  2. not too surprising by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought it was fairly common knowledge that the Sahara used to be a very lush and fertile plain between 10-15k years ago. Or at least that's what I was taught 15 years ago. Still, nice to find anthropological and archeological evidence of the people that lived there.

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    1. Re:not too surprising by VoidEngineer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not all of the Sahara. Only a portion of it; and the boundaries are rather vague and unknown. Plus, while there's plenty of speculation that the Sahara was green, things like migration and movement of people through the area is unknown. Until now. This gives a whole lot of information. Well, two really important data points, at least.

    2. Re:not too surprising by DI+Rebus · · Score: 5, Informative

      Jeesus. Those of us who studied history know that the Sahara could be crossed on horseback as late as the 4th Century AD, if you knew where the wells were.

    3. Re:not too surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      You don't need to go back very far.
      The Romans didn't build stuff like this in a desert.
      El Jem was a verdant hub of agricultural life.

      http://hubpages.com/hub/Tunisias_Match_for_Romes_Colosseum_in_El_Jem

    4. Re:not too surprising by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if they dig further, they *WILL* find fragments of human bones! What kind of savages were they?

      j/k Thanks Jack Handey

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    5. Re:not too surprising by God_Retired · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link. Very interesting indeed.

    6. Re:not too surprising by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      That the Nile changed it's course in man's pre-history is a bit more than speculation. The people of the Indus valley were also forced out when a river changed course in the highlands and created the modern Ganges river. But yeah, it's fantastic that we have found archological evidence to show that not only did people pass thru the Sahara but that they (and their prey) lived in the same spot for many generations.

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    7. Re:not too surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      By the way this shows that Christianism is the major force behind the Global Warming.

    8. Re:not too surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, you still can. People have gone across on foot, bicycles, camels, you name it, going from well to well.

    9. Re:not too surprising by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Ninja Christians? (since the pirates prevent global warming)

  3. Global Warming by mi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Were their shamans just as convincing arguing for less water use and building smaller huts to prevent the climate-changes?

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    1. Re:Global Warming by pitchpipe · · Score: 3, Funny
      No, but not unlike modern GW[Bush] proponents, many of them did advocate sacrificing a goat to stop global warming.

      I've corrected your grammar.

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    2. Re:Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. I said GW guys advocated sacrificing goats, not advocated sacrificing babies like the other GW guys.

    3. Re:Global Warming by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Were their shamans just as convincing arguing for less water use and building smaller huts to prevent the climate-changes?"

      You jest, but the Sahara is an example of (natural) regional climate change (ie: the Nile changed course and the jungle died). Our modern shamans could, and probably would, prevent the same thing happening today with the use of earth moving equipment, dams, and a bottle of sacraficial champagne.

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    4. Re:Global Warming by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      Well, if they'd sacrificed all their goats, they might have had a chance against desertification.

    5. Re:Global Warming by Teun · · Score: 1
      There's very little regional about the climate change in the Sahara and it certainly has nothing to do with a change in course by the Nile.

      This region in Niger is 2400 kms. to the west (upwind for most of the year) of the Nile and the changes in the course of the Nile during the period discussed were only some 25 kms.

      The Sahara desert covers an area of at least half a million sq. kms, that's about the size of a continent.

      With adjacent arid regions added it more than doubles.

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  4. Question: Sapiens or ??? by drjohnretired · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The description of the Kiffian, robust versus gracile, and the skull with heavy brow ridges looks like the neandertal versus sapiens distinction but the dates are far later than the neandertal range. With this article flooding the searches, I can find little other description of the Kiffians.

    1. Re:Question: Sapiens or ??? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. Sounds more like the Tutsi vs. the Pygmy.

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    2. Re:Question: Sapiens or ??? by VoidEngineer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You know, it's kind of interesting.... paleobiologists tend to focus a lot on eating habits, because teeth are commonly found fossils, and they show you insight into diet and behavior. They totally devided the Kiffians and the Tenerians into a sort of carnivore/herbivore classification. Lacking other data, and going only by the fossil record, this is about the best they can do. Interesting viewpoint to approach archeaology from. Also, the Kiffians may simply not be much in the record. Dr. Sereno (and the University of Chicago in general) has a tendency to not be interested in a project unless it's completely ground breaking and opens up a new area of research. I would bet he wouldn't have gone back for the dig at all unless he did a fair bit of research and confirmed that not only was it green sahara, but that there was essentially nothing on the record about the Kiffians.

    3. Re:Question: Sapiens or ??? by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      Well, it's easy.

      Kiff is a silly mooshy green man who bears the children, and the Kiffians are part of his species...

  5. spiritual beliefs? by techmuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why does this imply spiritual beliefs? Maybe they just felt comfortable with the idea of being buried in the arms of someone they cared about.

    1. Re:spiritual beliefs? by MrMista_B · · Score: 1

      Care = spiritual.

    2. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Warll · · Score: 1

      So if someone does not profess to be a member of a faith they are really cold hearted bastards?

    3. Re:spiritual beliefs? by umbra_dweller · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It doesn't necessarily imply complex spirituality on the order of modern religion, but it means that the people who buried them saw them as something other than sacks of meat, that they felt some connection to people even after death - a trait which not all animals share.

    4. Re:spiritual beliefs? by HungSoLow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Spiritual == Care (but looking at religious people today it's hard to believe)

      Care != Spiritual (believe it or not, Athiests, Agnostics and the like DO feel love!)

    5. Re:spiritual beliefs? by MrMista_B · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Athiesm" only refers to disbelief in the Christian God - believe it or not, an Athiest can still be a very spiritual person.

    6. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Q-Hack! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Spiritual != Religion

      It is possible for Atheists and Agnostics to be spiritual without having religion.

      Caring and spirituality as synonymous in this sense.

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    7. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Bane1998 · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Athiesm" only refers to disbelief in the Christian God - believe it or not, an Athiest can still be a very spiritual person.

      Uhh, where do you get that, exactly? Have you looked up the word atheist in the dictionary? And it's spelled Atheist. Perhaps you were pointing that out by how you quoted your parent.

      Perhaps you are confused with agnosticism. Atheists do not believe in any deity, Christian or otherwise. An agnostic believes it is unknown, undefined. Maybe even believes there's 'something' out there, but doesn't know what, and so rejects organized religion.

      To claim Atheism is tied specifically to Christianity... is actually a bit offensive. Perhaps like saying Christianity is defined as simply denial of pagan beliefs.

    8. Re:spiritual beliefs? by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, "atheism" refers to believing that there are no god or gods.

      You are correct that an atheist can still be a spiritual person, both in the more typical interpretation of "spiritual" and in the more general sense. However, it has nothing to do with the Christian god specifically.

    9. Re:spiritual beliefs? by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Viewing people as entities that are meaningful after their death (and thus are buried as a rite or ritual and not simply as a sanitary measure) is spirituality.

    10. Re:spiritual beliefs? by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

      I take spiritual as being belief in spirits, i.e. belief in the existence of non-physical things. I suppose an Atheist might believe in ghosts or some sort of "gaia" junk, since that doesn't explicity require belief in God, but such people require the very same "faith" any Christian or Muslim requires. It could just be a conflict of definitions, but as far as I'm concerned, believing in Gaia theory or Ghosts or ESP, etc.. is synonymous with Religion.

    11. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Because without spirituality, when you are dead. You are dead. Whether it be in the ocean, on a throne, wherever you might be. Even then, why bury the dead? It obviously wasn't for sanitary reasons, it wasn't for ease of taking care of a dead body. Most likely it would be because of some spiritual belief.

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    12. Re:spiritual beliefs? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Care = spiritual.

      Technically, spiritual refers to a belief in spirits or souls. The definition is:

      Spiritual, adj. - of, relating to, or affecting the human spirit or soul as opposed to material or physical things; of or relating to religion or religious belief

      Care is not a synonym in the general use, nor do I think it applies in this usage. The implication is that because they buried bodies in a particular way, they had some belief, or potential belief in a resurrection or life after death, because otherwise, why bother arranging corpses in any way?

      I don't think that implication is ironclad. For all we know they buried them alive and they simply died in that posture, or these people had no belief in an afterlife, but enjoyed arranging corpses as an art form. Still, spiritual beliefs are the most likely sounding explanation to me.

    13. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Maybe they were buried alive, and she was just hugging her children.

    14. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. Other way 'round. These days, if you do profess membership in some faith, you're a cold-hearted bastard.

    15. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      No, but look at it, just about every atheist in this world has been exposed to some religion be it with the media, general talk, or just how society acts. Without any hint of spirituality we would be more like animals and have no reason to be different.

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    16. Re:spiritual beliefs? by jabithew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No it doesn't, Atheism refers to the disbelief in god or gods of any description. Hence Buddhists, for example, are atheist.

      While that is its truest sense, it is usually followed up with a disbelief of mystical, spiritual, religious or any of the labels people use to categorise 'knowledge' which has no evidence in its favour. Rare is the atheist who rejects god only to move on and accept 'spirituality' and I suspect the breed is confined to America where evolved camouflage is necessary to avoid predatory evangelicals. I would even argue that the initial presentation of atheism in its strictest sense is somewhat misleading.

      Incidentally, as an atheist, I would recommend the book "A Very Short Introduction to Atheism" for those who are atheist, think they might be or, god forbid, might actually want to understand their neighbour. The same series, incidentally, has very good books on everything from particle physics to Islam.

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    17. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Warll · · Score: 1

      I'm a Christian you insensitive-cold-hearted-clod!

    18. Re:spiritual beliefs? by AJWM · · Score: 3, Informative

      In archaeology, "spritual" == "no other explanation".

      I mean really, every other artifact that they dig up that doesn't immediately have an obvious purpose is a "ritual object" of some "spiritual significance".

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    19. Re:spiritual beliefs? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Athiesm" only refers to disbelief in the Christian God - believe it or not, an Athiest can still be a very spiritual person.

      Hmm, you're on a roll today. Again, the dictionary disagrees with you:

      Atheism - Noun, absence of belief in deities.

      I've heard valid arguments that it applies to a lack of belief in the supernatural, versus it applying to a lack of belief only in deities/gods. Using the latter, somewhat accepted definition, atheists can be spiritual, and I imagine a significant number of people who self identify with that title are. Using the former definition, they could not be. I've seen a number of sociological studies now that allow people to identify into the category of "spiritual, but not religious" and people do choose that option, people who do not choose "athiest."

    20. Re:spiritual beliefs? by kklein · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My first thought was human sacrifice. Buried alive.

    21. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      I'm with you buddy, you fellow insensitive-cold-hearted-clod!

    22. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Informative

      The assumption is, if somebody did something special for a person that was already dead, they probably believed that some part of that person was 'still around' to appreciate it - else why go to the extra bother.
            It's not invariably true - for example we probably try to honor people's last will and testaments as much for the peace of mind it brings them while they are still alive as for any other reason. This burial could arguably have been done just to give the deceased's survivors a mental image that alleviated some of their sorrow, with no real expectation beyond that.
              Many prehistoric cultures have done more than just arranging the dead though, such as burying 'killed' tools with them. This goes back to at least some Neanderthal sites in the range of 60 - 65,000 BC, also shows up in some of our direct ancestors, and some particular symbolic rituals span roughly 50,000 years, making them part of what was probably by far the longest continuous religious system ever. One of the roughly 60,000 year old Neanderthal sites involved the burial of a young girl, about 5 or 6. Her corpse was laid on a sort of rug made of woven flowers, and carefully equipped with bone needles, a waterskin, spools of sinew, flint knapping stones, shell jewelry, and clothing in various sizes from hers at time of death to items which would have fit her fully grown. Many of the items showed signs of being neatly broken or damaged in a ritualistic fashion, as though to send them with her by some form of sympathetic magic.
            If the article's writer is inferring spiritual beliefs just from the position of the corpses, they may well be in error, but if this is the opinion of the research anthropologists, they have probably noticed enough similarities to other sites to be confident it's part of the same cultural context.

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    23. Re:spiritual beliefs? by AJWM · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The implication is that because they buried bodies in a particular way, they had some belief, or potential belief in a resurrection or life after death, because otherwise, why bother arranging corpses in any way?

      I don't think that implication is ironclad.

      I think you'd be right. Burial or crematory (or whatever death rites) practises are for the living. Yeah, sure, there's a sanitary aspect to it and you don't want the local carnivores (who'll scavenge when available) developing a taste for human meat, but regardless of "religious" beliefs or disbeliefs, there's a little part of everyone that isn't really convinced that death is the end, whatever may come after. So you do nice things like arranging corpses "the way they would have wanted it" partly to respect their memories, and partly in the hope that somebody does something nice for you when you're gone. Doesn't mean you really think that they're out there somewhere watching, or that the position will have some apres vie meaning.

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    24. Re:spiritual beliefs? by jeiler · · Score: 1

      Humanism is also a form of faith--though it is faith in the goodness or worth of fellow human beings with no need to call on the supernatural.

      Unfortunately, it's a faith that my cynicism has denied me.

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    25. Re:spiritual beliefs? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Non-believers or 'skeptics' as they call themselves (a term I despise since there are many skeptical believers too) also spend their lives living in faith of what they perceive. Faith in their senses not to lie to them. Faith in the consistency and research of others, faith that the universe around them exhibits behaviours that are testable.

      This faith may not be unfounded, but to call it anything else is silliness since no one person could ever claim to have lived their lives thoroughly testing every belief they live by.

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    26. Re:spiritual beliefs? by owlnation · · Score: 1

      I was just about to post the same thing on seeing that in the article. This isn't suggested at all -- not any more than a child playing with dolls proves spirituality. A desire to nurture or sentimentality does NOT in any way prove spirituality.

      Archaeologists always seem to be inferring spirituality on ancients. However, humans today are mostly not that spiritual -- they are a pretty selfish, material greedy bunch, and I don't really believe that humans have got worse (or much better admittedly, though we have renamed slavery "outsourcing").

    27. Re:spiritual beliefs? by prelelat · · Score: 1

      thank you.

    28. Re:spiritual beliefs? by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      I think you're pushing it a bit there. Kin group selection can account for care also. And spirituality can be aggressive, as was often the case with hunter societies. Belief in gods of hunt and war and the like.

    29. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. I don't think any valid atheism could allow for "spirituality."

    30. Re:spiritual beliefs? by VoidEngineer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you see the photos? They weren't simply buried in each others' arms; they were placed in a really complex way with fingers intertwined and stuff. The mother and children site is really touching and sad to see. Whoever buried them wanted them to be together. If you take a look at the photos, you'll see what I mean. Somebody was wanting these three to be together, even though they were already dead. That's compared to the other society, which buried their dead as if the dead were in burlap sacks. The other society was like 'oh, this person's dead; put them in a sack and toss them in a ditch and get rid of the body". Very different behavior.

    31. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Thomasje · · Score: 1

      For all we know they buried them alive and they simply died in that posture, or these people had no belief in an afterlife, but enjoyed arranging corpses as an art form. Still, spiritual beliefs are the most likely sounding explanation to me.

      "Most likely"?
      I'm an atheist, have been all my life. Yet, I was always nice to my teddy bear. It's not like I believe that the thing is alive, has feelings, has a soul, or anything like that... but still, even today, I'll make sure that it sits in a comfortable spot.
      When someone I care about dies, their mortal remains are no more capable of suffering than my inanimate teddy bear, and yet, I'll do my best to give them a decent funeral. Why? Because it feels wrong not to, that's all.
      To assume that there is anything spiritual going on in situations like that is facile at best. I believe there is a simply psychological explanation for these phenomena: all of us who aren't pathologists or undertakers spend almost all of our lives interacting with the living. When we see a dead person, or a doll, what jumps out at us is *not* that they are dead, but rather, how much they are like the living; in the case of the dead, we have to bury or cremate them because things will get pretty nasty pretty soon if we don't, but *still*, we don't just casually toss them into a hole in the ground or into a furnace... we dress them up nice, and we move and position them *gently*... Because that's how we treat people in general.
      Just because someone's dead is no reason to be mean to them, that's all.

    32. Re:spiritual beliefs? by BluBrick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Incidentally, as an atheist, I would recommend the book "A Very Short Introduction to Atheism" for those who are atheist, think they might be or, god forbid, might actually want to understand their neighbour.

      (emphasis mine)

      Now, it seems to me that, intentional irony or not, someone who claims to be an atheist and uses the term "god forbid" loses some credibility. Those two words actually diluted your previous, quite insightful argument.

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    33. Re:spiritual beliefs? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Why is it obvious that it wasn't for sanitary reasons?

      Having a built-in reverence/respect/fear for dead bodies, and handling them carefully and then isolating them from the living is a pretty good policy from a survival perspective, and it looks an awful lot like spirituality.

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    34. Re:spiritual beliefs? by multisync · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, I found this quote to be a bit of a leap:

      The most amazing find so far is a grave with a female and two children hugging each other. They were carefully arranged in this position. This strongly indicated they had spiritual beliefs and cared for their dead,' says Garcea.

      To me it indicates they had strong secular beliefs and cared for their wives and children. But I guess if you are predisposed to believe something, you start to see it in everything. I think it's called projection. I think the person who made that comment was projecting his world view on this poor, 8000-year-old family who were probably simply arranged that way by a grieving husband and father.

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    35. Re:spiritual beliefs? by multisync · · Score: 1

      Care = spiritual

      Not for everyone. For some people, caring for others is the height of humanism.

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    36. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that's how we treat people in general.

      Just because someone's dead is no reason to be mean to them, that's all.

      Thanks for articulating that point of view. As an atheist, I have always had a hard time explaining how I deal with things like death. "It just feels like the right thing to do." is a little thin as an explanation. Tying it to how we treat the living makes perfect sense.

    37. Re:spiritual beliefs? by multisync · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now, it seems to me that, intentional irony or not, someone who claims to be an atheist and uses the term "god forbid" loses some credibility.

      BS. I used the term "voila" the other night when I served dinner. Doesn't make me a Frenchman.

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    38. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a typical argument that has been disproven time and again. "Atheists would all be murdering baby-rapers if they weren't surrounded by good God-fearing theists." Utter claptrap. Any objective study of religion will show that if anything, religion causes much of the inhuman behavior we see in the world, and is no moral model for anyone.

    39. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Because 8000ish years ago we didn't know anything about sanitary things.

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    40. Re:spiritual beliefs? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm an atheist, have been all my life. Yet, I was always nice to my teddy bear. It's not like I believe that the thing is alive, has feelings, has a soul, or anything like that... but still, even today, I'll make sure that it sits in a comfortable spot. When someone I care about dies, their mortal remains are no more capable of suffering than my inanimate teddy bear, and yet, I'll do my best to give them a decent funeral. Why? Because it feels wrong not to, that's all.

      This is called Anthropomorphism. You are subconsciously attributing human attributes to nonhumans (a teddy bear and a corpse) and empathizing with the feelings and comfort levels they don't have.

      To assume that there is anything spiritual going on in situations like that is facile at best.

      I never assumed it was the reason, as I clearly stated in my post. I suggested that spirituality was the most likely explanation because that is the most common reason for funerary preparations, when you look at all the cultures around the world. Thus, it is most likely that is the case for a culture we don't know enough about. It could still be any of the other reasons I listed.

      Just because someone's dead is no reason to be mean to them, that's all.

      Without spirituality, you can't harm the dead. They are dead and gone. All the corpse is is lifeless meat. Obviously not all people logically think that through though, so empathy and anthropomorphism are a potential motivating factor.

    41. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why could people bury bodies just because of the smell, why is it always considered a link to religion.
      Dead stuff rots and smells bad, one logical choice to remedy that is bury it.

    42. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Ok, without religion/the law, what is preventing me from killing someone who is weaker than me?

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    43. Re:spiritual beliefs? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...and partly in the hope that somebody does something nice for you when you're gone. Doesn't mean you really think that they're out there somewhere watching, or that the position will have some apres vie meaning.

      If you don't believe in the supernatural, then it is impossible for someone to do something nice for you "when you're gone" because you no longer exist. If I dress up a corpse in a tutu is that doing something nice for Qweblixion, the imaginary person I just made up and who never existed? No. He does not exist and, hence, does not know or care. You can't be nice to someone who doesn't exist, nor can you be nice to someone who no longer exists.

    44. Re:spiritual beliefs? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      You're probably thinking of strict atheist philosophies, which don't permit much spirituality, than atheism in general, which only rejects the existence of any god or gods. (Strictly speaking, an atheist can be religious, provided the religion doesn't assert the existence of a god.)

    45. Re:spiritual beliefs? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Why is it obvious that it wasn't for sanitary reasons?

      What sanitary reason is there for arranging bodies such that the adult is hugging the children?

    46. Re:spiritual beliefs? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      No. Other way 'round. These days, if you do profess membership in some faith, you're a cold-hearted bastard.

      Well, 53% of Americans would not vote for an atheist for president regardless of qualifications.

      Reference

      At first I thought this was a rebuttal but maybe American's want a cold hearted bastard for president.

    47. Re:spiritual beliefs? by maxume · · Score: 1

      That doesn't preclude the evolution of revulsion.

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    48. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1

      Bullpucky! Atheism refers to the disbelief in Odin. I say we burn those heretics.

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    49. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Holy crap! The only reason you don't kill weaker people is because your holy book tells you not to?!?

      You can't reason it out and come to the conclusion that it's wrong without examining a holy text and/or your local laws?!?

      You, sir, are a scary scary scary person.

    50. Re:spiritual beliefs? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      No, but look at it, just about every atheist in this world has been exposed to some religion be it with the media, general talk, or just how society acts. Without any hint of spirituality we would be more like animals and have no reason to be different.

      What's wrong with animals? From my perspective, humans are animals, but that's not an insult. Animals feel emotions and think and empathize with others... if not always to the same degree as most humans. I could even argue some animal societies seem more altruistic and advanced than our own in the ways that matter to me.

    51. Re:spiritual beliefs? by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      BS. I used the term "voila" the other night when I served dinner. Doesn't make me a Frenchman.

      Touché, mon ami! You had not, by any chance, been discussing a belief that the French do not exist, had you?

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    52. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Je parle franÃais trÃs fort, no?

    53. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Thaddeaus · · Score: 1

      Care != Spiritual (believe it or not, Athiests, Agnostics and the like DO feel love!)

      Actually atheists don't. You see what happens is that atheists kill babies and suck their blood. When they have enough baby corpses they use the bones to create new liberals, excuse me, atheists. And as everyone knows, animated dead baby skeletons DON'T feel love.

      Religious people are made from the skin of the fruit of the Redwhiteandblueadam, and animated by rainbows, flowers, and gentle spring rain. THOSE are the only people who can feel love.

      And don't even get me started on libertarians.

    54. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I disagree. I don't think any valid atheism could allow for "spirituality."

      You're wrong, then. You can believe in an afterlife, reincarnation, ESP, UFOs, faeries, plus any number of other non-god entities and still be an atheist.

      God is (typically regarded as) a supernatural being. That doesn't make all supernatural beings gods.

    55. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > For some people, caring for others is the height of humanism.

      Exactly. Humanism is spirituality for atheists.

      Humanism for uncritical thinkers is Unitarianism

    56. Re:spiritual beliefs? by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      religion is not required to create laws or morality

      failing to understand (or admit this) shows a narrow minded for of subconscious bigotry that far too many religious individuals engage in against those who do not think their evidenceless positions are valid.

      People that cannot figure out how morals and laws exist in the absence of religion show signs of sociopathy.

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    57. Re:spiritual beliefs? by gd2shoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      His argument was incomplete and not well presented. And yet, you still haven't given a reason. That probably means that you really haven't thought about it.

      Most people don't kill because they've been told repeatedly that it is a very, very bad thing to do. Personally, I think most people fit here. It becomes a matter of faith, even if it isn't a matter of spirituality. They never stop to think about why killing is bad, they just know that it is. They know that it is because people keep telling them that it is. Faith in established culture, if nothing else.

      Some people don't kill because of the legal consequences. These people need to be watched, because they will probably hurt someone at some point.

      Some people don't kill because they don't want to live in that type of society. They equate people who kill as people who destroy the freedom or civilization that they enjoy (or want to enjoy). By this definition, they don't want to be a bad person.

      And some people don't kill because they fear eternal damnation.

      I'm sure there are other reasons. What's yours?

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    58. Re:spiritual beliefs? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      What about Buddhism?

      I think you'd find it hard to argue against Buddhism being intensely spiritual. However, Buddhism's not particularly theist. Does that mean that it shouldn't be treated as a religion?

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    59. Re:spiritual beliefs? by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      higher primates - not just humans - all have a basic sense of right vs wrong derived from "fair vs not fair" and how they would like others to act toward them.

      Considering murder wrong and promoting a society that agrees is simply self interest at it's finest.
      Same thing with stealing
      or making it illegal to slander maliciously
      or any number of modern laws and religious doctrines.

      they can all be traced back to the principle of "i don't want this done to me!"

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    60. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Thomasje · · Score: 1

      I'm an atheist, have been all my life. Yet, I was always nice to my teddy bear. It's not like I believe that the thing is alive, has feelings, has a soul, or anything like that... but still, even today, I'll make sure that it sits in a comfortable spot. When someone I care about dies, their mortal remains are no more capable of suffering than my inanimate teddy bear, and yet, I'll do my best to give them a decent funeral. Why? Because it feels wrong not to, that's all.

      This is called Anthropomorphism. You are subconsciously attributing human attributes to nonhumans (a teddy bear and a corpse) and empathizing with the feelings and comfort levels they don't have.

      I'm not "subconsciously" anything. Life has conditioned me to be nice to living things; when I'm nasty, bad things tend to happen -- I get punished, people take revenge, or, I may reflect on my actions later on, empathize with my victims, and feel guilt or remorse later on.
      Treating a doll or a corpse like just any old thing may not have any of these repercussions, but if the object in question is sufficiently similar to a living thing, my trained reflexes may just kick in and make me feel bad anyway, even though there is no objective reason to feel that way.

      To assume that there is anything spiritual going on in situations like that is facile at best.

      I never assumed it was the reason, as I clearly stated in my post. I suggested that spirituality was the most likely explanation because that is the most common reason for funerary preparations, when you look at all the cultures around the world. Thus, it is most likely that is the case for a culture we don't know enough about. It could still be any of the other reasons I listed.

      My point is that I disagree with the notion that the "most likely" explanation for funeral rites is spirituality. Plain and simple "common courtesy" explains it just fine; you may argue that that sentiment is, strictly speaking, misplaced when dealing with the dead, but my point is that people are so used to dealing with the living that they will tend to extend those same courtesies to the dead as well, not necessarily because they have any kind of spirituality, but simply because the dead don't seem like just "objects".

      You can take a hammer and use it to shatter a rock into bits without feeling any emotion beyond the fun of just doing it... But taking a hammer and using it to smash in a corpse's face is something that most people would flatly refuse to do... Regardless of how they feel about religion, spirituality, or the afterlife. It just feels wrong, because a corpse is too much like a living thing.

    61. Re:spiritual beliefs? by gd2shoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... any number of modern laws and religious doctrines... can all be traced back to the principle of "i don't want this done to me!"

      Not all of them. At least, not the way most people view religious faith. As a more concrete counter point, I've known people willing to obey religious commandments blindly out of their love for God. No, I really mean it. Self interest has nothing to do with it at that stage.

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    62. Re:spiritual beliefs? by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      i know their modern behavior, i was referring to the set of laws originally put down by most religions - almost all of them conform to the standard of standard of being things the founders of that religion wouldn't want to have done to them. Some times with tacking on things to promote their control over things they liked to control (like their wives).

      from this you get the original set of laws of each religion, i have yet to see an exception. Now many sheeple of the world will gladly follow their religion over a cliff and smile while doing it - but that is because their indoctrination into a faith as overridden their survival instinct and enlightened self interest.

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    63. Re:spiritual beliefs? by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      I doubt that, very much. That's akin to saying that we knew nothing about medicine, either. What was known at that time was probably sparse, inaccurate, and learned through experience. I'm sure people were more sanitary than you think (though terrible by today's standards).

      Taking care of the dead as a sanitary measure was something that I expect was learned a very, very long time ago.

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    64. Re:spiritual beliefs? by multisync · · Score: 1

      Humanism is spirituality for atheists.

      :) I'm not even sure how to respond to that.

      I could go along with "Humanism is a belief system for atheists," except I don't think you need to be an atheist to be a humanist. I guess it's that word spirituality I'm having a problem with. I don't think belief in an afterlife - or a "spirit," at any rate - is necessary to care for others, or honour your dead. And I'm not saying they didn't have some sort of spiritual belief, just that I don't think it's wise to rush a belief system on them as a given. Maybe the author meant to say something closer to "humanism" than "spirituality" but just didn't know what else to call it. Or he has good reason to think the way he does and I should shut up and RTFA.

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    65. Re:spiritual beliefs? by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      Spirituality is really just the subjective world of experience, emotion, meaning, and identity. It doesn't have to imply the dualistic existence of a separable, eternal, immaterial soul. It's something we all share, but it's not really reducible to biochemistry and physics.

      "Spiritual," after all, is an abstract word - I don't see any reason for an atheist/materialist/scientist to avoid using it any more than words like "ironic," "funny," "beautiful," or "poignant."

      As for humanism, I would definitely be a humanist except that I have no faith in people. :)

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    66. Re:spiritual beliefs? by josh82 · · Score: 1

      BS. I used the term "voila" the other night when I served dinner. Doesn't make me a Frenchman.

      Did you at least pronouce the 'v', unlike other non-Frenchman?

    67. Re:spiritual beliefs? by AJWM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't be nice to someone who doesn't exist, nor can you be nice to someone who no longer exists.

      Perhaps not, but you can go through the motions. The ex-person may not care (or even know), but you and those around you will. Some of them may think you're an idiot, some of them will appreciate it. If you're trying to win friends and influence people, or even just make time with the grieving widow, which path do you think will be more successful?

      None of it has anything to do with belief in the supernatural, but rather with habits of behaviour and the persistence of memory that make people act, sometimes, as if the deceased is still somehow present.

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    68. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And when I looked at the photo, I was struck by how they appeared to have been just tossed into a grave together, with the mother possibly still alive (appears to be reaching for the child).

      But I've dug graves and buried large dogs, so I have perhaps a different perspective on how a corpse falls into a hole than does someone who has never done such work.

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    69. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I did look at the photos. It looked to me like the kids were dead and just thrown in however was convenient, and that the adult [mother?] body followed, still alive, and the adult reached for the child's hand before its own death. (Having buried large dogs, I can attest that a corpse dropped into a hole can indeed land like this.)

      I would hazard a guess that some of the broken bones were the product of violence, not time. Frex, the middle kid's head looks stove-in to me, as if impacted by a blunt weapon.

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    70. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Hence Robert Nathan's excellent tome, "Digging the Weans".

      It's a pet peeve of mine too. Everything not proven to be something else must be religious. What baloney! it just means you don't know what it's for yet. Hell, maybe it's not anything but random decoration. Decorative sunbursts are used on many modern buildings; that doesn't mean we're sun worshippers or that those buildings are temples!

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    71. Re:spiritual beliefs? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      No, "atheism" refers to believing that there are no god or gods.

      No, "atheism" refers to not believing in any gods (which is different than believing that there are no gods). The central tenet denial of belief itself, not belief in non-existence.

    72. Re:spiritual beliefs? by jabithew · · Score: 1

      I can't see how it does. It's just part of the language. My language derived from a highly Christian western European culture and has all the oddities and turns of phrase that you'd expect. In the words of Samuel L. Jackson

      English motherfucker! Do you speak it?

      If I'd capitalised god (i.e. God) then that would be a different matter.

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    73. Re:spiritual beliefs? by jabithew · · Score: 1

      You're confused with a prayer of thanks for the sun not being too hot in Australia.

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    74. Re:spiritual beliefs? by avajadi · · Score: 1

      ..or maybe it is the result of a woman and two children being buried alive, dying in the most comforting position they could find under the circumstances? Archeologists really do need to widen their repertoir of explanations.

    75. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BS. I used the term "voila" the other night when I served dinner. Doesn't make me a Frenchman.

      au contraire, mon frere - bienvenu, et bon appetit!

    76. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faith is not the cognitive process of extrapolating observed behaviour to future events (that'll be a working theory), rather faith is the expectation of something based on *unobserved* events or dogma. The kind of semantic conflation you are propagating is the reason may think the 'theory' of evolution is just an idea or article of faith.

    77. Re:spiritual beliefs? by josh82 · · Score: 1

      "Did you at least pronouce the 'v', unlike other non-Frenchman?"

      You're confused with a prayer of thanks for the sun not being too hot in Australia.

      That's why I said "unlike" rather than "like" (implying that most people get it wrong and say "wala").

    78. Re:spiritual beliefs? by jabithew · · Score: 1

      I was saying that you were assuming that people were mispronouncing 'voila' when in fact they were giving a prayer of thanks...etc.

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    79. Re:spiritual beliefs? by josh82 · · Score: 1

      I now see the error of my ways.

    80. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm convinced death is the end for my physical body and consciousness. Perhaps some of my ideas, and/or genetic material will persist and influence the future, but even those effects will subside like ripples in a pond. Only the atoms and molecules of my body will carry on to become other things...

      With a perspective like mine, one might expect me to be incredibly morose, yet I am not. The very realization that life is so impermanent fills each day with a sense of exuberance and joy. I know that I only have this one chance to live my life, so I better make it count.

      One might also wonder how, without the threat of eternal damnation, I am able to function as an ethical creature. To be perfectly honest, I am still trying to puzzle this one out. I think it is partly due to social conditioning - adopting the behaviors necessary to exist in the generally cooperative effort we call society. Although part of the reason is certainly my genuine desire to have this wonderful accident of consciousness persist far into the future, even after I am gone.

    81. Re:spiritual beliefs? by jabithew · · Score: 1

      I think we all do. Let us join together in the harmony of spiritual beliefs.

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    82. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you don't believe in the supernatural, then it is impossible for someone to do something nice for you "when you're gone" because you no longer exist.

      Sure, it's impossible to do something nice to you in your death as your not there any more. Really..

      That means that since you're going to die anyway why don't you go in a blaze of glory and make everyone hate you. After all, since you're dead, you wont care if those people who were dear to you while living (mothers wives, daughters, sisters, husbands, brothers, fathers), will be gang raped, tortured and finally sent after you to where ever it is that those who killed you think that you are already headed towards.

      Why is religion, spiritualism and all that shit always drawn first into the equation when we can't know how things were at any given time. If my two daugthers who always are hand-hand would suddenly die, I'd definitely feel such a huge loss about it that I'd feel some comfort in placing their bodies in an embrace I so often saw them in..

      Now, 5-10K years ago these dudes probably didn't have any of our more modern shit cluttering their mental life (we can hope, rip) and they were perhaps more intellectually capable than we today. To treat them as monkies just because they had to create the first switches and programming languages, work slowly with assembler instead of more modern tools doesn't make to a good claim about their intellectual capacity except it highlights that they were succesful where as we still must prove to be so.

    83. Re:spiritual beliefs? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      An atheist requires proof to be spiritual. 80-proof or better.

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    84. Re:spiritual beliefs? by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

      I don't see how "care", or simply hugging children implies a spiritual civilization.

      However, a very old, primitive society implies spiritualism.

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    85. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most dictionaries list your definition of faith secondary to the GP's:

      faith
      1. Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing.
      2. Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence. See Synonyms at belief, trust.

    86. Re:spiritual beliefs? by oliderid · · Score: 1

      Etymologically speaking atheism means godless (in Greek: a (privative) theos). etymologically speaking the word atheism/athos doesn't condemn the belief in a spirit (ie soul, ether, whatever) and thus spirituality. But the modern meaning is a bit more extreme these days.

    87. Re:spiritual beliefs? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      >>Hence Buddhists, for example, are atheist.

      Yeah, I used to think that, too. Then I started to get heavily into buddhism and it turned into another religion with entrenched dogma, gods, spirits, arbitrary rules, and all the rest of the crap that I was trying to get away from. I had to give up on it because as an atheist, I simply could not pretend to believe all that stuff just to obtain whatever wisdom came with it.

      YMMV, however, but if you ever try buddhism and have the same experience, don't feel bad- you're not alone.

      -b

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    88. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      >

      I'm sure there are other reasons. What's yours?

      I am descended from a long line of animals that were succesful reproducers, among other reasons because they by their inborn nature did not kill, unless certain trigger conditions were met.

      People have commited awful atrocities when the trigger conditions were met. Even religious people.

      Now, none of my ancestors were Nazis, I contribute this to sheer luck. (Living in the wrong country!) However, there were other incidents, earlier, after all when people say "Don't pay the Dane" it's not because they want to cheat us.

      For what it's worth I don't believe the claim that religion has caused all that many atrocities through the ages, rather people who had no idea why they were doing such thing used religion for post-factum rationalization of their desire to commit said atrocities.

    89. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      Non-believers or 'skeptics' as they call themselves (a term I despise since there are many skeptical believers too) also spend their lives living in faith of what they perceive. Faith in their senses not to lie to them.

      I know very well that my senses do too lie to me!

      Faith in the consistency and research of others,

      ? We tend to trust people, despite human failabilities. Is that Faith?

      faith that the universe around them exhibits behaviours that are testable.

      We act on our suspicion that gravity exists. You can call that Faith if you like.

      This faith may not be unfounded, but to call it anything else is silliness since no one person could ever claim to have lived their lives thoroughly testing every belief they live by.

      To me it seems as if a lot of people don't just have faith. They go all the way to Faith, i.e. the belief that nothing they really believe can be wrong.

      This belief, however, is obviously not reasonable.

    90. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference, however, is that a skeptic will readily admit that there is a possibility that his/her senses are deceptive, and if pressed, will admit that any conclusions drawn from the act of perception are inherently tenuous.

    91. Re:spiritual beliefs? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Perhaps like saying Christianity is defined as simply denial of pagan beliefs.

      I think that monotheism itself can be simply defined as denial of *all* other beliefs.

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    92. Re:spiritual beliefs? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      As an atheist I also am not spiritual, but that does not mean that I would leave a dead human body to be eaten by animals on the ground somewhere.

    93. Re:spiritual beliefs? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. As long as the scientific principles are understood by the person, he does not need to have any faith, only understanding of the process of scientific work. It is not needed to have faith in consistency of research of others, the principles of peer review and even more importantly, the usefulness of the model to predict the outcomes, that is all that is important. If a model is not good enough to predict outcomes and if peer review finds inconsistencies, then more work has to be done until the model is fixed and can be used. This does not require faith, it only needs to follow the same principles as other scientific works and if the principles are not followed then what good is the model? It will be useless even with all the faith.

      You don't need to test every single thing by yourself and you don't need faith, only understanding of scientific principles.

      Oh, and by the way it is not a good idea to put faith in your senses, our senses often are wrong.

    94. Re:spiritual beliefs? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      As an atheist I also am not spiritual, but I understand that it makes sense to bury the dead or dispose of them in some other fashion, like burning them, rather than leaving them be wherever they fell. Some of the reasons are: preventing others from abusing the dead bodies, having a place to remember the dead (isn't that what burial grounds are for?) preventing contamination, making sure that various animals are not attracted to the place by smell and such.

    95. Re:spiritual beliefs? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      among other reasons: I don't kill because I don't need to. If I really decided that I needed to, then all I would have to do is balance that against the little problem of getting away with it.

    96. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Unlike 90% of the people who use the word, you spelled it correctly. Otherwise it wouldn't have made you a musician.

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    97. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Cragen · · Score: 1
      (to quote:)Hence Buddhists, for example, are atheist(end quote)

      As a practicing Buddhist, I can say that, by your definition of "God", they, indeed, do not explicitly believe in the existence of one over-arching GOD (omnipotent, omniscience, etc.) They do actually generally believe (tho' I am not actually sure that I do so believe) in god-like beings tho' do not generally worship them like the Western world does. More info, should you be interested, may be found at God in Buddhism . I doubt you really want to discuss this so I'll stop here.

      Later, Cragen

    98. Re:spiritual beliefs? by quax · · Score: 1

      Humans as most social animals are capable of empathy i.e. the ability to identify with others and share their pain. The golden rule is a very direct consequence of this social conscience. That is why even without repeated scolding a healthy child will learn that hurting others is not "good". That is also why the psychopath is crime thrillers best friend. In most severe cases a psychopath is totally incapable of empathy. That is why the comment that started this threat rings very true. An individual that solely refrains from killing because of religious scripture is essentially a psychopath. Of course a far as psychopaths go one of the more agreeable kinds

    99. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Christian you insensitive-cold-hearted-clod!

      Then you worship and consider "good" a genocidal petty jealous monster who created cancer and ebola for a laugh.

      Yes, you are absolutely an evil cold blooded bastard. There is no way around that.

    100. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've known people willing to obey religious commandments blindly out of their love for God. No, I really mean it. Self interest has nothing to do with it at that stage.

      No, it's always out of *fear* of god. No person who wasn't completely sociopathic could love such an evil monster.

    101. Re:spiritual beliefs? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      "understanding of scientific principles" is not enough.

      You can understand biblical theology and not be a Christian or believe in any god.

      No, what you described is putting faith in scientific principles, in what can be observed and tested. Exactly as I stated originally. Please think hard about what it is you believe about science.

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    102. Re:spiritual beliefs? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      And therefore a good skeptic could easily believe in God, as I do, since at the very least I have no senses that deny his existence, and no good reason not to believe.

      Anyone who has studied science and does not understand human fallibility despite peer review and testing is expressing simple faith in science, and I have nothing against that world-view so long as those who subscribe to it recognize the need for faith in their own system of beliefs.

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    103. Re:spiritual beliefs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what you described is putting faith in scientific principles, in what can be observed and tested. Exactly as I stated originally. Please think hard about what it is you believe about science.

      In short, there is a difference between science and scientism.

  6. Re:Fuck shit piss cunt by maxume · · Score: 0, Troll

    You could go tell your mom that you are getting angry at the internets again.

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  7. plug for paul sereno by VoidEngineer · · Score: 5, Informative

    First of all, Paul Sereno is awesome. Modern day Indiana Jones, if there ever was one. I had the opportunity to work for him as a Research Assistant, doing fossil reconstruction of some of the other dinosaurs he dug up in Niger.

    Interesting tidbits about the guy who led the research:

    He left this particular site alone for three years before coming back to it with the appropriate team of people. He commonly does that... goes out in the field, finds something, and leaves it, only to return with the proper team and equipment. He doesn't like to mess up a find, and he'd rather be patient and do a thing right than go for a quick-win and run the risk of screwing something up. He knows how to follow through on super-complex projects better than almost anybody I've ever met before.

    His dinosaur laboratory is located across the street from the site of Chicago Pile 1, where the first controlled release of atomic energy occurred, in the racketball court underneath the bleachers of Stagg Stadium. That building, across the street, now know as the Enrico Fermi Institute, holds all sorts of milling equipment, 50 ton hoists, and a "monster garage" that's three stories tall inside. It has all the right equipment to mill graphite into control rods, or hoist dinosaur skeletons onto their scaffolding. It once held the first cyclotron, and they now build dinosaurs and space satellites there. The dino lab is affectionally known as the "Atomic Dino Lab".

    He also has a license plate that reads "dinosaur".

    All in all, a super cool guy. His class on paleobiology was, hands down, one of the most educational classes I've ever had the opportunity to take. The class was all on phylogenetics and cladistics, with a lab in geostrata and mineral identifications. Who knew?

    http://www.paulsereno.org/
    http://www.projectexploration.org/

    1. Re:plug for paul sereno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You wrote something quite interesting and made him sound all great, but then you wrote this:

      He also has a license plate that reads "dinosaur".

      and you gave away the illusion - the most characters any state plates have is seven, and thus I have to assume that the rest of your story is completely fictitious.

    2. Re:plug for paul sereno by poity · · Score: 1

      maybe it's one of those orange fruit Florida plates that also enabled the now e-famous A55 RGY plate.

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    3. Re:plug for paul sereno by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      well, it was probably "dinosr" or "dinosor" or some other variation, it was like 10 years ago. and i felt bad as soon as i wrote that anyhow, as it's a bit too much personal info. shouldn't have mentioned that. you're right about the 7 character limit, but wrong about the rest of the story being fictitious.

    4. Re:plug for paul sereno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just having a bit of fun about the plates, though I suppose without hearing an inflection one could fairly interpret my post as serious skepticism.

      As for mentioning the plates, that's usually extremely far from the worst security gaffe someone has in their life. I wouldn't worry about it, especially as you got it (somewhat) wrong.

    5. Re:plug for paul sereno by corbettw · · Score: 1

      First of all, Paul Sereno is awesome. Modern day Indiana Jones, if there ever was one.

      Ooh, sounds exciting!

      He commonly does that... goes out in the field, finds something, and leaves it, only to return with the proper team and equipment.

      Wow, just like in Indiana Jones and the Patiently Waiting Tomb Hunters. That montage scene when five years went by as Professor Jones assembled his team was incredible!

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    6. Re:plug for paul sereno by maxume · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard? Masturbation can be fun.

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    7. Re:plug for paul sereno by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 3, Funny

      Modern day Indiana Jones, if there ever was one... His dinosaur laboratory is located across the street from the site of Chicago Pile 1, where the first controlled release of atomic energy occurred

      So did he survive the atomic blast in a refrigerator?

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    8. Re:plug for paul sereno by VoidEngineer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know you're just trolling for kicks, but the stuff on phylogenetics and cladistics turned out to be extremely useful, and I've wound up using it all the time since.

      If you've ever worked with binary trees, file systems, or any other type of tree data structure, you're working with tree models, which cladistics is the study of. Phylogenetics is the study of how to take observations of things, markup meta data, and then organize those observations into tree structures. Think when you take a bunch of digital photographs, add meta data to the images when you upload them to your computer, and then try to figure out which pictures should be sorted into which directories. That's a phylogenetic process. Cladistics is figuring out which directories you should have in the first place, which ones should be the root directories, and so forth. ie. Should /home be located in the root directory, the /usr director, or somewhere else? Where should /share be located? Do we need an /opt directory, or can we just use /tmp? Those kinds of questions are cladistic questions, and I wind up using them all the time.

      And then there's all the stuff about evolution, and learning about natural selection and mutation and extinction and stuff. I won't get into that.

      But it was actually pretty useful stuff, and I've been surprised at the number of places that knowledge has come in useful. Particularly in the areas of data analysis, structure, and storage.

    9. Re:plug for paul sereno by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      But it was actually pretty useful stuff, and I've been surprised at the number of places that knowledge has come in useful. Particularly in the areas of data analysis, structure, and storage.

      I find that is true about most knowledge. A little generalization and suddenly something that seems pretty obscure is touching upon all kinds of things in your daily life.

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  8. If you look really close by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    You can just see one of the Mars rovers about two thirds up near the right hand side.

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  9. This what happened. by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Were their shamans just as convincing arguing for less water use and building smaller huts to prevent the climate-changes?

    No, but their chief, Chief Bush, was totally responsible for suppressing the data from the bones and tea leaves that it was happening. Then Chief Bush, along with the paleo-cons started bogus wars with tribes in Mesopotamia and with the Persians in order to promote chiefocracy. But the people eventually saw through the paleo-con lie that it was and realized that it was just a war to secure grain supplies.

    In the meantime, a former chief, Gor, showed the populous cave paintings that would show what would happen if they didn't change their wasteful ways.

    Really, that's the way it happened.

    1. Re:This what happened. by pitchpipe · · Score: 0

      You Sir are a Master. I stand in awe.

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    2. Re:This what happened. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is supposed to have said, "Verily, thou either marchest with us, or thou dost marchest with the Hittites".

    3. Re:This what happened. by wellingj · · Score: 1

      I just would like to point out the parody here. The people that the term Paleo-con applies to today are not the ones responsible for the Iraq war and the erosion of your constitutional rights. Those would be the Neo-Cons. Paleo-Cons are people like Buchanan and Paul who condemned the war and the Patriot Act from the start.

    4. Re:This what happened. by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2, Informative

      The same Gore who owns the very Eco-credit company he 'buys credits' from? The Gore who uses over 10x more electricity to run his mansion than any of us use in a year?

      The Gore who can't seem to figure out that the vast majority of carbon released in the world is from natural causes we have no control over?

      Yeah, Gore's a genius. Geez. He figured out how to cash in on the eco-craze.

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    5. Re:This what happened. by MightyMartian · · Score: 0, Troll

      Paleo-Cons are people like Buchanan and Paul who condemned the war and the Patriot Act from the start.

      Buchanan is a nut who for a while had a following sufficient to gain some influence over the Republican Party, until everyone finally had had enough of his complete and utter insanity and collectively decided it was better to ignore him.

      Paul is a Libertarian, and therefore, by definition, in a constant state of "full retard".

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    6. Re:This what happened. by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      Your arguments are contradictory. I normally just shrug and move on at these sorts of arguments, but in this case, you are attacking another person - if you don't have solid reasoning to back your arguments up, then you are engaging in defamation.

      If natural causes are the dominant producers of atmospheric CO2, any argument you make about Gore's carbon neutrality falls apart because it is ultimately insignificant.

      Furthermore, you are required to assume that Gore espouses the position that anthropogenic carbon is environmentally significant because you treat his viewpoint as a failure to see otherwise (you used the phrase "can't seem to figure out"), yet you are required to assume that Gore does not truly espouse this position because you state that his motivation is to "cash in on the eco-craze". His motive cannot both be malicious and ignorant under your reasoning; choose which you would prefer to argue.

    7. Re:This what happened. by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "If natural causes are the dominant producers of atmospheric CO2, any argument you make about Gore's carbon neutrality falls apart because it is ultimately insignificant."

      man made CO2 accounts for just 2.8% of global sources. the GP's argument is still perfectly valid because even at just 2.8% gore still makes a killing convincing people that it's really important and gets government to buy into insane rebate schemes, paying him $$ per ton for credits. this is a man who has made a FORTUNE out of global warming, if he was a corporation you'd all be screaming blue murder yet since he's managed to brand himself as an eco crusader you all stand up and applaud him like so many sheep.

      so your argument sir, is rubbish.

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    8. Re:This what happened. by bigpat · · Score: 1

      His motive cannot both be malicious and ignorant under your reasoning; choose which you would prefer to argue.

      You don't follow politics much?

    9. Re:This what happened. by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      You're discarding the GP's assumption that Gore can't realize that carbon emission is dominated by natural processes - given the choice of fool or hypocrite that I outlined in my argument, you chose to call him a hypocrite. That's fine, but it doesn't save the GP's argument. I was also referring to the environmental impact of Gore's carbon neutrality in the first part of my argument (which should be clear from the antecedent, but my fault for not clarifying it further), which was why I also supplied the second to counter allegations of combined stupidity and hypocrisy when at most one could be the case.

      I'm not trying to protect Gore's reputation, per se - he certainly doesn't need my help to cultivate a reputation. I'm taking a stand against any sort of libel based on faulty reasoning. Just as in Wikipedia, defamatory content should have a higher burden of proof than more innocuous statements because someone's reputation is at stake.

    10. Re:This what happened. by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      I try to avoid politics whenever possible... but that Gore is a politician is outside of the universe of discourse :)

    11. Re:This what happened. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikipedia is a site full of agenda driven half truths with some real facts sprinkled on it for distraction.

    12. Re:This what happened. by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      typically stupid people make statements that turn them into a hypocrite anyway, so i'd argue they go hand in hand. anyway gore isn't stupid, he's actually very clever, but even clever people can believe in stupid things like the tooth fairy, god and global warming.

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    13. Re:This what happened. by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Did that make them any less correct for condemning the Iraq war and the Patriot Act?
      A fine example of an ad hominem argument if I ever saw one though. Well done! You get a gold star!

    14. Re:This what happened. by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Thank-you (says the original poster).

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  10. It's obviously the fault of George Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    that the Sahara is not as lush and green as it used to be.

    1. Re:It's obviously the fault of George Bush by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

      Quiet! We are not allowed to consider that climate change can happen any other way than by the existence and normal function of capitalism.

      Since this subject is being politicized by the left; expect to be modded down.

      False dogma cannot bear up to scrutiny or debate. There can be no humor either. So stop it.

      This is Science, you are not *allowed* to ask questions!

  11. The One will bring the green back by Kohath · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Too bad. I'm sure we'll hear that the Sahara would still be green except George Bush doesn't care about black people. The desert undoubtedly spread because of global warming (er, I mean "climate change" because you can't sell warming when it's cold -- and scientific consensus is all about marketing for some reason) caused by those evil SUVs of the time.

    I hope The One can bring the green back. And future generations will say "... this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal...".

    1. Re:The One will bring the green back by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 2

      Or, to put it another way, "This was the moment when global warm.. er... climate (yeah that's it) change Jumped the Shark."

    2. Re:The One will bring the green back by jabberw0k · · Score: 2

      Amazingly enough, thousands of years ago they must have also had a leader who was simultaneously a bumbling idiot and an evil genius.

      We know this because Weather doesn't exist since those secret Tinfoil Weather Control Satellites turned it into Climate Change.

    3. Re:The One will bring the green back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course, cause the sahara wasnt dry till we started driving huh.
      Please think before you post, I feel dumber having read this post.
      First global warming or "climate change" is unstoppable regardless of what we as people do.
      Population = heat
      Even if we all rode bikes, volcanoes would still be producing gases.
      Refering to your comment on the planet "healing" is incorrect.
      The planet is evolving just like people, they say mars used to be covered in water,where are the people to blame for that?

    4. Re:The One will bring the green back by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

      Get with the picture guy; this is Science we are talking about here. You are not allowed to question the hegemony. How can the democrats use the latest global scare for political advantage if people like you keep asking questions?

      This is Science - you are not allowed to ask questions!

    5. Re:The One will bring the green back by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      only someone with zero understanding of earth sciences would think that the formation of the Sahara was related to modern climate change.

      only someone with no understanding of science what so ever would think that changing the chemistry of the atmosphere (increasing total carbon load in the atmosphere by massive amounts) would not affect the climate of the planet

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    6. Re:The One will bring the green back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to see your ideology was thick enough to totally block the satire.
      The funny just bouncy right off your thick skull, didn't it?

    7. Re:The One will bring the green back by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      right and with all this understanding of science you have, you'd already know CO2 is a minor greenhouse gas and that it's water vapour that drives the climate? you'd also know we only contribute 2.8% of total emissions and that the hottest years on record were in the 1930's, not the late 90's as was misreported. you'd also know CO2 rises LAG temp increases when it should be the other way around if it was the cause.

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    8. Re:The One will bring the green back by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      citations or STFU

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    9. Re:The One will bring the green back by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

      >> changing the chemistry of the atmosphere (increasing total carbon load in the atmosphere by massive amounts)

      *Massive amounts?!? That sounds scary.
      So... what percentage is "massive amounts"?

      Obviously if you think we are making the planet hotter - that must mean that we could have kept the Sahara from getting hot; right?

      What if we clean up too much and we start a Ice Age? All life on Earth could cease! Then it would be YOUR fault!

      If it gets too cold; does that mean I can saw the muffler off of my car?

    10. Re:The One will bring the green back by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      Around 35% increase since 1832 from 270ppm to 370ppm

      http://www.lib.utah.edu/services/prog/gould/1998/Figure_6.gif

      Emission rate of 7 billion tons/year

      http://img.tfd.com/wiki/5/56/Global_Carbon_Emission_by_Type.png

      if you doubt that humans are having significant impact then take a gander at this graph

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/Carbon_Dioxide_400kyr.png

      and no just because i think we're making the planet hotter now doesn't mean i think we were involved in the formation of the Sahara, the two are unrelated. The Sahara is there because of prevailing winds combine with the positions of other nearby land masses, not global average temperature. The Sahara was actually larger than it is now during the last ice age.

      Let the people who understand climate science do climate science.

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    11. Re:The One will bring the green back by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

      So... according to the first chart, CO2 levels have gone from 300 in 1930 to 366 in 1998. Yet the 1930's was the hottest decade in the last 200 years. Doesn't seem to be a connection. I think if everyone adopted the Kyoto treaty it was supposed to drop the CO2 in the air like a tenth of a percent.

      I hope you have something better than this to work with.

      You like graphs? Here are a lot of them. Not "cherry-picked" like yours.

      http://www.junkscience.com/MSU_Temps/Warming_Proxies.html

      >> Emission rate of 7 billion tons/year

      Using numbers with no context. I mean, is that a lot? Is it too much? Just because CO2 is higher than it was 100 years ago does not make it "bad". Have you ever noticed that big ball of fire in the sky we call the sun? Don't you think that minor changes in the output of the sun would have a much larger effect than trace elements in our atmosphere? And I don't just mean visible light, ever heard of solar wind?

      CO2 makes up .03% of our atmosphere. I doubt it has any effect at all on our climate.

      Here is another graph to feed your graph fetish: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Temp-sunspot-co2.svg

      Scientists who are ADVOCATES for a particular position who also consistently ignore any potential effects of natural forces are suspect by definition.

      >>Let the people who understand climate science do climate science.

      Well, find me someone who understands the climate and I'll listen to them. Of course, observing the climate and studying it for a profession makes you into someone who knows a lot ABOUT the Earth's climate. Understanding it is another thing all together. There are no respectable climate scientists on either side of the issue who claim they understand what is going on; that is why making drastic changes to every facet of human life based of the latest "end of the world" fad is kind of stupid.

      Remember, these are the same guys (literally in some cases) that in the last thirty years claimed that we were doomed unless we did something about: DDT, Population growth, nuclear power, the ozone layer, total depletion of oil (1970), nuclear proliferation, and global cooling. The three things that ALL of these had in common were: They all became Cause celeb with pointy headed liberals, they all were going to destroy the Earth, and capitalism was the cause and socialism was the cure.

      So where are all these nutballs now? As these nutty theories/hoaxes were disproved through the efforts of REAL scientists, the nuts just faded away. Books were written by "experts" who would conclusivly "prove" that whatever was going to be the end of this. Movies were made. Politicions RAN on this stuff. All of these were taught in COLLEGE and UNIVERSTIES.

      All the previous science scares are just forgotten; liberals never learn from the past.

    12. Re:The One will bring the green back by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      I stopped reading your post when you claimed the 1930s were the hottest decade on record again without providing a source citation

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    13. Re:The One will bring the green back by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

      Hide your head in the sand then - very scientific of you. Also, you did not site a source citation for your claim that the CO2 increase was a massive one. I guess that was just your opinion. You also did not site anything when you said the Sahara used to be larger.

    14. Re:The One will bring the green back by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      there is a difference between refusing to listen to you because you do not cite sources (me)
      and claiming i didn't cite sources because of not understanding the sources cited (you)

      why i'm wasting my time trying to converse with you when you obviously don't know jack shit about climatological science is beyond me.

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    15. Re:The One will bring the green back by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

      You are like ever other liberal out there - you believe in things 100% but have zero ability to back it up when challenged. All the while insulting the other person's intellect. I have 30 years of being right on my side; you have your petulant and elitist attitude. I will end up being right again in this argument; but by then you will on to the next horrible disaster that does not exist. As always, I'm sure you will spare yourself the pain of self-reflection.

    16. Re:The One will bring the green back by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      Accusing others of the errors you commit is a pretty pathetic attempt to hide your weak position.

      I posted source citations.

      You didn't.

      I'm sorry that you're too fucking stupid to understand the sources.. but they are there. And if you cannot understand the difference between ~250PPM and ~370PPM then you're a blazing retard that shouldn't be discussing this issue at all.

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    17. Re:The One will bring the green back by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

      I notice that you never address any of the prior history of science scares - and how similar they are to this one. You see what I mean about liberals never learning from history?

    18. Re:The One will bring the green back by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      you're changing the subject

      that's a logical fallacy

      learn to discuss the merits of an argument or simply be man enough to admit you're wrong

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  12. Spirituality? by crontabminusell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This strongly indicated they had spiritual beliefs and cared for their dead,' says Garcea.

    "Cared for their dead" I get. This "spiritual beliefs" stuff doesn't make sense. What proves any kind of spirituality in this situation? Posing a corpse isn't proof of spirituality, it's just proof that they moved people around after they died.

    1. Re:Spirituality? by gregbot9000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if they didn't have any spirituality then a copse would be nothing. they would probably just toss it in a ditch. If they pose a person, then it shows they think their is more to a person then just the body. that the person has a spirit.

    2. Re:Spirituality? by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, posing a corpse is exactly what they're submitting as evidence of spiritual belief. Burial is a ritual practice that is generally tied into a concept of afterlife, which is a spiritual belief. Doesn't matter if you believe in a god or gods. What they're describing as spiritual, is a belief in the afterlife. And burial customs are a clue into whether or not you have beliefs about what happens after the grave. If you didn't believe in an afterlife, just leave the people to rot or toss them off in a bush. This find had way too much ritual involved to be that. So it had to have involved a burial ritual of some type.

    3. Re:Spirituality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      are you serious?

      Just because people don't believe in spirits doesn't mean that they automatically care nothing about the body, I mean hell, they probably didn't know the difference between a "soul" and the body anyway!

    4. Re:Spirituality? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they were having a laugh, like when you make a sleeping person pick their nose. Who knows?

    5. Re:Spirituality? by tokul · · Score: 1

      People from different age groups buried together. Such death are usually not from natural causes. Why do archaeologists think that it is a grave and not some sacrificial altar or sleeping bed.

  13. The Sahara and the Old Kingdom by mbone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This article in Science Magazine indicates that the Sahara was fully formed by 2300 BCE

    To me, the timing between that and the rise of the Old Kingdom in Egypt (~ 2600 BCE) is too close to be coincidental. I think we will find that people migrated from sites such Gobero to the Nile, and that precipitated the formation of political organization in Egypt.

    1. Re:The Sahara and the Old Kingdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That hypothesis is being investigated, and seems a very likely one, according to the article "Pharaohs from the stone age" published in NewScientist 16 Jan 2007.

  14. Get ready for your Troll mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well before this buried by Troll/Flamebait mods (or the more cowardly Offtopic/Overrated) mods.

    I have to say this really is the only proper response to this story.
    Two days ago I could have modded you Funny, but not now.

    Well done.

  15. Re:Fuck shit piss cunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you for not posting anonymously. *adds to foe list*

  16. Re:Fuck shit piss cunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh so you are that AC that is always posting that shit....

  17. Terraforming Earth by dapyx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We should forget about terraforming Mars. We should try to terraform Earth before that. This huge tract of land that is Sahara could be restored with some advanced technology to the greener place it once was. Are there any studies on the possibility of transforming Sahara?

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    1. Re:Terraforming Earth by Puffy+Director+Pants · · Score: 1

      I think there was something in Battlefield:Earth. Does that count?

    2. Re:Terraforming Earth by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      No. But how much power could you get from wind/solar in the Sahara?

      And do you really think the rising sea levels are from water, not waste?

      If A is High, and B is true, get some pumps out. Because pumping water out, desalinising it, and dumping it in the Sahara is probably the only way to really terraform it.

      Of course before we try reforming the Sahara, might want to make sure the US doesn't dry up. Idiots who don't know how to manage water have run that country out of water in a large part of the country, namely the midwest, that might once again become a dust bowl, and even a desert. But that just means Canada's dark future is certain...

    3. Re:Terraforming Earth by blue+l0g1c · · Score: 1

      Have we tried sandworms?

    4. Re:Terraforming Earth by JeffAMcGee · · Score: 1

      How do you plan to get millions of dollars of government money to do transform the Sahara?

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    5. Re:Terraforming Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's called Vegas...

    6. Re:Terraforming Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.tree-nation.com/

      Raising money to try and plant a heart-shaped orchard visible with the naked eye from outer space.

      The shape of a heart is a nice touch, but largely symbolic I think.

      I grew up on a farm, and it was common practice/knowledge to plant "wind breaks" - a row of trees running along the edge of your property to cut the speed of the wind (especially during storms) and reduce wind's erosion of your property's top soil over time.

      What about planting wind breaks around the Sahara? Create a fence of Neem trees to slow the cross-continental wind that blows Saharan sand into the ocean? You could also plant within the Sahara if you locate wells first.

      Sad story: there used to be a tree in the center of the Sahara, used as landmark by caravans. Its roots went deep deep into the ground to reach an aquafer. A drunk driver crashed a jeep into it and killed the tree. But that also means that on that site there is a well, however far down you may have to drill to get water.

      Cheers.

    7. Re:Terraforming Earth by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The big stumbling block is that much, perhaps most of the Sahara lacks any soil whatever -- it's just naked exposed rock (not even covered by sand). So first you've got to either pulverize and fertilize the surface, or bring in a soil layer. NOW you can work on terraforming it. ;)

      I did have the thought... how does a green Sahara affect downwind climates?

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    8. Re:Terraforming Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gore got rich by fooling granolas. He could do it.

  18. Holy Shit! by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 1
    There is such a thing as Paleocon

    And here I was thinking I was being clever!

    1. Re:Holy Shit! by wellingj · · Score: 1

      I feel as if I'm being masterfully trolled...

    2. Re:Holy Shit! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Don't go digging in out-of-the-way places, and you won't uncover any trolls. ;)

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    3. Re:Holy Shit! by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 1

      I'm not that smart.

  19. Finally! by Puffy+Director+Pants · · Score: 1

    The Proof that our industrial society is causing Global Warming! Yes, so it happened thousands of years ago, it's still obviously our fault. We must invent time machines to solve this problem before it gets worse!

    1. Re:Finally! by gothzilla · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when people fail to stop global warming. Their homes become a massive desert. Too bad these unfortunate people didn't have someone like Al Gore around to save them.

  20. /. still got it by oldhack · · Score: 1

    Some science news gets posted, and a commentor or two pop up saying something along the line of "hey, I know that dudette, I worked with her on this and that. And here some more stuff related to this..."

    What other sites have such audience, eh?!

    Not that I can vouch for these comments, you understand, but these seem to happen with some regularity here.

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  21. two meters ?!? by kapouer · · Score: 2, Funny

    i bet basket games were quite like nowaday's

  22. full retard by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Paul is a Libertarian, and therefore, by definition, in a constant state of "full retard".

    I used to be a Fascist, then I became a Republican, then I became a Libertarian, now I am a full-blown Anarchist. It is not that I have gone "full retard" as much as my respect for "authority" and the "rule of law" has been continually eroded over time as I have become more and more aware of the futility and idiocy of trying to "solve" problems with government "systems" and "institutions". Forgive my liberal use of quotes, I just don't even respect these ideas anymore.

    As well intentioned as people like you and the majority of other people are, you simply fail grasp your own lack of power and knowledge. You like to imagine that if you had more power, you cold solve your problems. You imagine that we can devise a "system" that will solve our problems for us. But the reality is that you don't know shit about anything, and all you will do is make things worse.

    All you can really do is try to solve your own problems in your own life and hope for the best. In the mean time, please leave everyone else alone.

    1. Re:full retard by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Human beings are social animals who tend by their sheer biological nature to fall into dominance hierarchies. YOu may be able to temporarily short circuit that, but nothing will last for long. Most people are followers, a few are leaders. The best you can produce is a system that balance the excesses that these two extremes tend to create.

      Not one society in all our history has ever functioned on libertarian or anarchist principles. Not one.

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    2. Re:full retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't know "shit" about anything? Kind of like your knowledge of grammar? Only if you could come up with a rational thought instead of an extremist diatribe you "cold" [sic] get somewhere.

      I find it interesting that you imply none of us know what to do nor could we even come up with a solution; however, you don't propose a single solution in your smarter-than-you rant. Instead of telling me I'm stupid why don't you solve the worlds problems? What's that? You don't have any? You should get a blog and spread those non ideas now.

    3. Re:full retard by mosb1000 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The leader/follower relationship is an inherently dysfunctional one. The leader engages in it because he believes it will earn him the love of his follower or because he wants to feel powerful. The follower engages in it because he wants someone else to take responsibility for his problems or because he is too afraid to stand up to the leader.

      The leader is never a perfect leader, though the follower demands perfection from him and will secretly work to undermine him once his trust has been violated. The follower is never a perfect follower although the leader will demand perfect submission from him.

      "Most people are followers, a few are leaders."

      Most people resent whatever role in this disgusting system they fill. They are neither leaders for followers, but they have been pigeon-holed into those positions.

      "Not one society in all our history has ever functioned on libertarian or anarchist principles. Not one."

      Well, maybe it's about time someone tried. "Systems" that encourage freedom continually outperform other "systems" and yet the people in them always chose to push them more toward totalitarianism because of their desire for security. Cynical people like yourself promote fear and mistrust, and sell totalitarianism as a solution. It is a false hope, and these "systems" always end up failing to deliver on their promises. I don't think we need a system at all.

    4. Re:full retard by VoidEngineer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're looking at leader/follower relationship with a peculiar modernistic cultural/anthro/sociological viewpoint.

      What about the goose or the duck at the head of a flock? Or an ant that finds food and lays down pheremones on its way back to the colony and heads back out to gather more? Sometimes leadership/follower relationships don't require any social or political identity angst. Sometimes, it's simply a matter of efficiency, luck, or natural optimization (i.e. birds expend less energy when they fly in a flock formation, and one of the birds has to take the lead to get the aerodynamics going correctly)

      I dunno. You're applying this political identity angst to a topic which often doesn't need it. Occams razor and all that.

    5. Re:full retard by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Geese and ducks take turns leading the flock, and do it only to push the air out of the way for the rest of the flock. The "leader" will not judge or punish another bird for not following.

      But even if you weren't so disastrously misinformed about the world of animals, it wouldn't mean anything because we are neither birds nor ants, we are people, and this kind of society is not in our nature.

      "You're applying this political identity angst to a topic which often doesn't need it."

      That's not been my experience. I've not always felt the way I now do. The more I see in this world, the more I see the failures of leadership to deliver. I'm not blaming the leaders, I'm blaming the "system" by which we end up relying on people who will never be able to live up to their obligations. The leaders among us are as victimized by the system as the followers.

    6. Re:full retard by VoidEngineer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm perfectly well aware that geese and ducks take turns leading the flock. They do it to maintain efficiency. And if a duck or geese doesn't keep with the flock, they're going to have a much rougher time. They won't be able to travel as far, will have more difficulty getting food, and may even die.

      The point is, leadership is sometimes about somebody simply getting in front to deal with the headwind, and everybody else had better get into line or else they won't get the benefits of flock formation (i.e. can travel further, get to the next watering hole, etc). And this process of somebody getting in front to deal with a headwind doesn't require some political identity angst to explain it. Does that duck in front like dealing with the headwind? Possibly not. Does the head duck expect perfect obedience? Does it need to? Or do the benefits of group behavior justify themselves? I suppose you could apply the political identity argument to the ducks, although it seems to me like you don't need to. Systems are often created or adopted for efficiency purposes, and the added efficiency that a system provides is often justification enough for following the system.

      And humans rotate leadership just like ducks do. At least in democracies. We just do it at a less frequent interval. Human affairs have headwinds that we have to deal with also... oil prices, global warming, economy. These are simply the headwinds that our leaders have to deal with.

      I do agree that leaders are victimized by the system as much as the followers.

      They say that a system applied to an ineffective process will simply magnify the ineffectiveness. Perhaps what we have in our government is simply an efficiency system being applied to ineffective solutions.

    7. Re:full retard by bigpat · · Score: 1

      Not one society in all our history has ever functioned on libertarian or anarchist principles. Not one.

      Society usually functions despite its principles not because of them.

    8. Re:full retard by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      So tell me: I don't believe my taxes are being spent efficiently. And you know what, I think I'd be better off deciding how to spend it for myself. What will happen to me if I shop paying, and how for fucks sake is that efficient and necessary?

      Why can't I decide how to deal with oil prices or the economy? I am just as qualified as anyone else.

    9. Re:full retard by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "I used to be a Fascist, then I became a Republican, then I became a Libertarian, now I am a full-blown Anarchist."

      FWIW: The question in my sig would be appropriate here.

      "As well intentioned as people like you and the majority of other people are, you simply fail grasp your own lack of power and knowledge. You like to imagine that if you had more power, you cold solve your problems. You imagine that we can devise a "system" that will solve our problems for us. But the reality is that you don't know shit about anything, and all you will do is make things worse."

      Why is an imperfect system automatically worse than anarchy? The fact that civilization exists and has enabled you to get on the internet and complain about it falsifies the concept that "all you can do is make things worse".

      "All you can really do is try to solve your own problems in your own life and hope for the best. In the mean time, please leave everyone else alone."

      Good advice but how does that mitigate the fact that people regularly piss each other off without trying? - The most ironic thing about the libertarian movement is they share the hippie delusion, ie: people would all live 'happily ever after' if they could just get 'the man' off their back.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    10. Re:full retard by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      Mmm... well, I think there's a difference between local efficiencies and global efficiencies. What is best for the group isn't always necessarily what is best for the individual. And I think that's the crux of the problem with taxes and how they are spent.

      Yes, you could absolutely spend the money you pay to taxes more efficiently on your own needs. But what about roads and highways and public services? Who pays for these things? And if you were left up to your own devices, would you truly think about things like sewage plants and highways and tracking mad cow disease and the zillion-and-one other things that the government does? You (or I) simply wouldn't have the time to do it all. Not as individuals. And that's where the efficiency comes in. The ability to complete large scale projects; the ability to be in a lot of different places at the same time; shared knowledge archives. A single person can't do these things by themselves. But a big organization can. A government can lay down roads, and track diseases, and negotiate with foreign countries, and you and I get to reap the benefits and efficiencies, such as driving on concrete rather than open terrain. But it takes somebody to spearhead the project and face the headwinds to get these projects started.

      These efficiencies that I'm talking about are so subtle that we often don't even think about them. They're all infrastructural. And most individuals don't tend to think about infrastructure. Maybe you would. I don't know.

      But just because you don't feel your taxes aren't being spent efficiently on your particular needs doesn't mean that they're not being spent on creating macro/global efficiencies for the entire population. Money does get spent on school systems, roads and highways, disease tracking, environmental regulation, and a zillion other things. Perhaps not at the particular levels that you or I would prefer. But you and I and everybody else do reap the benefits of these efficiencies, nonetheless.

      And do you really stand behind that last statement of yours? Do you have multiple advanced degrees in these areas? Memberships in all the relevant societies and professional groups? Networks of contacts? Or do you mean you have as much right as anyone else to make these decisions?

    11. Re:full retard by wellingj · · Score: 1

      What's you metric for "function" because I don't see any of the others doing so hot either...

    12. Re:full retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anarchism doesn't work because it doesn't. People have tried. It hasn't and won't work. In an anarchist system there is nothing keeping your strong neighbor from seeing your greener lawn and taking over it.
      Anarchy is the social order we impose to our children, immediately, the bullies and the popular kids rise while the populace sinks. Until the society is properly divided in feudal strata as it should. Civilisation is the force that leads us away from our natural feudal order that arises naturally from anarchy.

    13. Re:full retard by wellingj · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that our government is a modern example of efficiency? I have to admit, I've never heard it put that way before...

    14. Re:full retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm convinced! In November, I'll be voting for the Anarchist party! oh, wait...

    15. Re:full retard by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      Not one society in all our history has ever functioned on libertarian or anarchist principles. Not one.

      Except, you know, the United States of America, which is based entirely on classical liberalism (or at least was up until 70 years ago or so).

    16. Re:full retard by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      When has anyone actually tried to use an anarchist system? (I'm not talking about social anarchy, when institutions break down as in Somalia). Not even the smallest hunter-gatherer units function like that. There is still a definitive hierarchy.

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  23. Clarification by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    By even asking "why don't you solve the worlds problems?" it is clear that you don't understand what I'm saying. I was not trying to insult you or anyone else. I don't know shit about anything either. Here is what I am saying:

    Humans have limited knowledge. None of us has any reason to believe the that he will do a better job than another. I want you to let me try to solve my problems and I want to let you solve yours. If you need help, you can ask me for it and I will give it to you (to the extent that I can), and if I need help I'll ask you for it and you can help me if you so chose. I will not try to use power and authority to compel you to do my bidding, and I'd appreciate it if you'd afford me the same privilege.

  24. ASSISTANCE FOR HELP AND MAY THE LORD BLESS YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    NO 65 SANDY STREET,
    GOBERO
    SHORES OF NIGER

    SIR/MADAM,

    GREETINGS FROM ME TO YOU.I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW ME. BUT PLEASE CAN YOU BE OF ASSITANCES TO ME. I GOT YOU CONTACT ADRRESS FROM THE SLASHDOT TO SEE IF YOU CAN HELP ME TO TRANSFER OUR FAMILY MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

    10,000 TO 8,000 YEARS AGO, MY FAMILY ERECTED A LARGE STATUE OF THE KIFFIAN IN A TIME THAT FOOD WAS PLENTIFULL. THE KIFFIAN WAS UP TO TWO METERS TALL AND WOULD NOW BE WORTH MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IF DISCOVERED.

    MY FAMILY, WHO ERECTED THE KIFFIAN, ALL TRACES OF THE KIFFIAN AND MY FAMILY VANISH ABRUPTLY! IT WAS TAKEN BY AWFULL TENERIANS, WHO ARE A SHORTER AND MORE GRACILE. THEY RUINED OUR KIFFIAN AND MAKE SAHARA BECAME VERY DRY FOR THOUSAND YEARS OR MILLENIUM.

    NOW THE RAINS RETURNED, AND WASH AWAY SKULLS OF TENERIANS, TO REVEAL GREAT KIFFIAN. WHICH IS IN POSSESSION OF MY FAMILY.

    SIR, IAM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.

    1) TO CLAIM THE RIGHTS OF KIFFIAN IN THE COURTS
    2) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERED FROM WINING AND SELLING THE KIFFIAN
    2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIANS OF THIS FUND.
    3) TO MAKE ARAINGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY AND TO PLACE THE KIFFIAN STATURE INTO YOUR CAPITAL AS A SIGN OF GOOD FRIEND BETWEEN MY COUNTRY

    MY FAMILY IN WILL BE IN VERY THANKFULLY TO YOU. MY GRAND-GRAND-GRAND-MOTHER AND HER ONLY TWO CHILDREN HUGGING EACH OTHER IN THEIR GRAVE, THEY WILL THANK YOU. CAREFULLY ARRANGED POSITIONS TO JUSTIFY THEIR VERY LARGE SPIRITUAL BELIEFS AND CARES FOR THE DEAD AND ETERNAL LIFE OF THE STATURE KIFFIAN. THE KIFFIAN IS OUR INHERITANCE AND CAN BE WORTH TO YOU A LOT IF YOU HELP ME.

    FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.

    MY iPHONE NUMBER IS BELOW. PLEASE BE VERY SECRET.

    SINCERLY,
    GARCEA BIN KIFFIA

    PS I HAVE LINK-IN PROFILE AND FACESBOOK TOO

  25. spiritual beliefs??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it is quite reaching to claim that bones found together were "hugs" and that it therefor means the people of this period were spiritual.

  26. It's NOT a "mass grave" by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    A "mass grave"?

    mass grave: a grave containing many human corpses, either as the result of natural disaster or war.

    This is just a graveyard, 200 bodies, buried INDIVIDUALLY at DIFFERENT TIMES.

  27. Give Me a Break! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'The most amazing find so far is a grave with a female and two children hugging each other. They were carefully arranged in this position. This strongly indicated they had spiritual beliefs and cared for their dead,' says Garcea."

    Explain to me how the fuck an organized burial "strongly indicates they had spiritual beliefs". If I had a wife and children who died, I would carefully arrange their corpses for burial, too. And I am as atheist as they come, nor do I "care for the dead" -- it's about respecting and loving what was a living being.

    So Garcea, take your words and shove them elsewhere. You obviously like to make up stories to explain things you clearly don't understand (nor could anyone begin to truly understand a civilization that existed long before us). How I fucking hate the know-it-all attitude of modern science.

  28. freedom and compassion by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    Absolutely, I stand by my statement. They are making decisions about my life for me. There's no one who knows more about my life than me (except God, and even he does not try to force me to do things against my will). If I make mistakes, certainly someone else would too. And if someone has more "expertise" than me, and thinks I should do something differently they are welcome to make that case to me directly. They don't need to force or coerce me into doing something for my own good. I'd rather die free than live in chains.

    Also, it is unwise to let "the experts" decide things for you without your consent. That is just asking for corruption. In fact, you should always scrutinize expert advice and make sure you understand it and agree with it before you follow it.

    "What is best for the group isn't always necessarily what is best for the individual."

    It really scares me when I hear this. I am a compassionate person. I would be willing to make sacrifices to help others. But I would NEVER demand that someone make a sacrifice for me if they were unwilling. Who would?

    1. Re:freedom and compassion by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      A nihilist.

      Or someone who derives their moral system from a rigorous application of the principles of evolution. In the latter case, holding propagation as the highest morality, one would certainly try to demand the resources of others if one thought he could convince or coerce them into parting with said resources.

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  29. The serious point here by Budenny · · Score: 1

    There is a serious point here buried in the mass of rather thoughtless commentary. It is about what evidence there is for previous global or at least very large scale regional climate variation, not related to CO2.

    This was the point of the Hockey Stick study. It seemed to show that there had been little natural variation in climate from about 1000 to 1975, after which temperatures seemed to have risen sharply. The Medieval Warm period vanished, and so did the Roman Warm and the Little Ice Age.

    The point of this was that we now had something to explain: a historically unprecedented level of warming in the immediate past. This then made it reasonable to look for some other event which had coincided with it, which could explain it, and this is or was one of the main supporting arguments for CO2 driven warming. This warming has never happened before, what else could it be? It could not be natural variation, because there was none.

    Increasingly however this account has come under attack. First the original Hockey Stick studies are increasingly discredited, though the HS itself is still used for marketing purposes. Partly it is that they seem to be very sensitive to the choice of proxy series. The statistics used appear to have been mistaken. Partly it is that the instrumental record is increasingly dubious - it has so many and such difficult to explain adjustments from anything we could regard as raw data. Partly it is that studies of the landscape, such as this one, show that large scale climate change has been more common than the HS studies suggested. It now seems likely once again that simply in the last 1500 years we have had a Roman Warm and Medieval Warm period which were of roughly the same scale and warmth as today's warming. This study suggests large scale desertification may have happened in the past from unknown causes. The argument that 'it must be CO2, there is nothing else to explain it' is becoming harder and harder to justify. The argument that the warming is going to carry on, because there is nothing we can see that would stop it, is also harder to make.

    After all, when the Hockey Stick went, it was not just warmings that came back. Previous cooling from those warmings also came back with them. The Little Ice Age came back, as did the cooling after the Roman Warm period. This shows that there are natural processes which have produced cooling from some kind of cyclical warming. Why exactly will these processes, whatever they were, not produce cooling in the modern warming period? You can no longer plausibly argue that there was no cooling, because there was no warming for the planet to cool from. It really did happen several times. It may happen again. In fact, the odds must be, given the past history, that it will.

    The real situation is that there have been many climate changes in the past, of the same scale as today's, which were definitely not due to CO2 whether human emitted or natural. This present warming episode may be caused by CO2, but if so, its the first ever, at least in the last couple thousand years, to have been so caused.

    Studies like this are very important. They give us information about exactly what it is that we need to explain, and what explanations we can exclude. They show that we have to be a lot more certain than we have yet been that natural variation cannot explain what is happening today.

    Not to mention that if you look at the satellite record for the last ten years, there is increasingly less and less of a temperature rise to explain... so maybe cooling has kicked in already... but that's another story for a different day!

  30. Re:Fuck shit piss cunt by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

    Not at all. I simply figured that even if I write a completely legitimate and reasonable post, it'll be downmodded anyway. So what does it matter what I post?

  31. Re:Fuck shit piss cunt by Das+Modell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, let's blame me instead of the utterly broken moderating system that protects the lazy and the corrupt.

  32. Re:Fuck shit piss cunt by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

    You're anonymous, you don't have a foe list. Why would you add me to one anyway? I'm not responsible for Slashdot's broken moderating system that ultimately makes no distinction between "fuck shit piss cunt" and normal replies.

  33. ALL HAIL GNU! by jozmala · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And some people don't kill because they fear eternal damnation.

    'm sure there are other reasons. What's yours?

    They don't stay still during a ritual sacrifice, for the GNU god. We must open their sources for the GNU god, its for common good.

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    ©God :Copyright is exclusive right for creator to determine the use of his creation.
  34. Old lumberjack joke by shanen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seems to belong here:

    One day a little guy wandered into the camp looking for a job as a lumberjack. The head lumberjack looked at him doubtfully, but asked him to cut down a small tree. Zip. The tree was down. Kind of surprised, the head lumberjack told him to cut down a large tree. Zip. One swing, and the tree fell.

    "Where did you learn to cut trees like that?"

    "In the Sahara Forest."

    "What do you mean? The Sahara is a desert!"

    "That was afterwards."

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    Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.
  35. True and false by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Dictionary definition are only common usage , yada ,yada etc... Originally defined as "ungodly, wicked" (16th and earlier ?) and used as an insult it shifted in the 19th to "disbelief in the Abrahamic God". Only recently it took over the definition as "absence of belief in any gods", so you are mostly right.

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    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345409469/
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  36. The giants of Genesis? by gphilip · · Score: 1

    Would these people be the source of the reference to giants in Genesis?

    Genesis 6:4 "There were giants in the earth in those days..."

  37. Old News, Really by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

    It's nice to see "science" catching up with the historians (the ancient historians, that is). I've been working on this for a while now. You might want to take a look at http://neros.lordbalto.com/ChapterTen.htm. A rough idea of what the extent of this civilization was can be found here: http://neros.lordbalto.com/ChapterEight.htm. The map is still under development but it's good enough to give a general idea of what was going on. And by the way, the current inhabitants of the Hoggar (or Ahaggar), the Tuareg, are 7-feet tall, so I don't think the food availability argument holds much water, so to speak.

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    Hic iacet Arthurus, rex quondam rexque futurus.
  38. Not related to oxygen by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Your post has two interesting parts that are not related to one another. The phytoplankton that produce oxygen in the sea are free-floating throughout the oceans' euphotic zone, while the "killer algae" must grow on a substrate and so is limited to shallowest areas of the ocean (where the bottom receives significant sunlight). And, even in those areas, any local phytoplankton would be floating in the water column above the algae, and thus have first crack at the sunlight.

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    Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  39. I'm sure there are other reasons. What's yours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm...... maybe I don't go around killing people just on the off chance that maybe, just maybe, people won't like that and kill me?

    All these grand misty-eyed philosophies nonetheless: no society / tribe / group of people would tolerate a killer in their midst. Got nothing to do with religion; got everything to do with simple common sense survival.

  40. Complicated, and possibly not a good idea by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    The condition of the Sahara is not the result of local factors, but instead depends on weather patterns that affect the rest of the plant as well, and as such, any attempt at "terraforming" it must look at the wider, global picture.

    IIRC, one of the keys to why the Sahara is so dry is also the same reason that the far north of Europe is still comfortably warm -- i.e., the North Atlantic Drift, the northern arm of the Gulf Stream, a current of warm water heading north and consequently raising temperatures in northern Europe. The North Atlantic Drift is a current generated largely by thermohaline processes, i.e. as the warmer and thus more saline-rich waters from the Gulf cool off, they become denser and sink. This warm water leaving the tropical Atlantic means less energy and less evaporation off the west coast of Africa, and thus less rain on the Sahara.

    There's some thought that meltwater (fresh water) flowing into the Arctic Ocean may interrupt this process by diluting the northern end of the Drift current and preventing the waters from sinking, with the shutdown of the Drift current possibly leading to more warmth staying in the tropical Atlantic, with Europe cooling off while changing weather patterns in the ocean off the west coast of Africa lead to more rain in the Sahara. There are a couple interesting articles on Wikipedia about this, notably Thermohaline circulation and Sahara Pump Theory.

    Cheers,

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    "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
    "A four-foot prune."
  41. nihilism by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    All the nihilists I know are chronically depressed. Evolution can take care of itself, it doesn't need our help. I am more concerned with living my life to the fullest.

    1. Re:nihilism by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. If you believe in evolution (as opposed to simply believing it), then you'd notice that it offers only one reward: the propagation of your genetic code.

      Therefore, the highest morality is whatever maximizes the number of organisms sharing your genes through the future.

      There was, in fact, an entire school of thought dedicated to figuring out "evolutionary morality." It was called the eugenics movement, and it lead to the creation of whole new words for mass murder on an incomprehensibly grand scale.

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    2. Re:nihilism by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      No, I know what you meant. My brother is one of those people. It's crazy. Clearly there is nothing more important than having a good time. Why would we be concerned with promoting evolution? There isn't really anything in it for us. Maybe next we should start trying to promote gravity. See what I'm saying?

    3. Re:nihilism by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Your brother was in the gestapo? Damn, that sucks.

      Yes, I see now. You appear to have trouble with the concept of: If <something>, then <something else> follows.

      Hedonists, who have a very different basis for morality than "evolutionists" and even possibly nihilists, were not on my list of people who would demand that someone make a sacrifice for themselves if that someone unwilling. Although, perhaps they ought to have been.

      Someone who derives their morality from evolution isn't "promoting evolution" per se. They are declaring some outcome as "the good" and things which lead to that outcome as "good acts." That kind of person might have no qualms about demanding someone else's sacrifice for their own benefit. Got it?

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    4. Re:nihilism by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      I can see the logic that if the perpetuation of your genes was the most important thing, then you can demand that others make sacrifices to meet that goal. I just don't understand why someone would make that their goal.

      I am not a hedonist. Hedonists don't understand how to truly be happy. They usually will indulge themselves in some destructive behavior because it makes them feel good, then pay for it later on (anti-social behavior like trying to force someone else to make a sacrifice for you falls into that category). I'm actually a Christian, but I believe that God wants me to be happy.

  42. article about this by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

    Since this story is still accepting replies, I just thought I'd chime back in and mention that there's a fairly extensive article about this discovery in the September issue of National Geographic (also available online).

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    This guy's the limit!
  43. Causes? by jasontromm · · Score: 1

    Wonder what caused the global warming 8,000 years ago? Was it man-made greenhouse gases? Probably not. Maybe it was a natural occurrence, part of a cycle the earth goes through on a regular bases? Seems like this discovery might cast some doubt on those who say mankind is causing the current global climate change.

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    1. Re:Causes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Wonder what caused the global warming 8,000 years ago? Was it man-made greenhouse gases?

      No, but it probably was greenhouse gases nonetheless.

      > Maybe it was a natural occurrence, part of a cycle the earth goes through on a regular bases?

      Heating and cooling cycles are natural. Pumping unprecedented amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere is anything *but* natural.

      I can never understand how global warming skeptics can look at previous eras of warming and not understand why our current activity is playing with fire!