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Telecom Rollouts Raise Ire Over Utility Boxes

Anti-Globalism points out this AP story, which notes: "As cable and phone companies race to upgrade services or offer video for the first time, they're doing it by installing equipment in boxes on lawns, easements and curbs all over American neighborhoods. Telecommunications rollouts have always been messy, but several towns and residents are fighting back with cries of 'Not in my front yard!' AT&T Inc.'s nearly fridge-sized units, which route its new U-verse video product to customers, are drawing particular ire. A few caught fire or even exploded. AT&T said it has fixed that by replacing the units' backup batteries."

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  1. Caught fire? by dreamchaser · · Score: 5, Funny

    A few caught fire or even exploded.

    It's obviously the fault of the filesharers. All those bits streaming through the equipment at the same time as video and legitimate Internet usage cause friction, see, and that caused the boxes to catch fire. Yet another arguement against the evil pirates!

    1. Re:Caught fire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      friction ??? obviously a high school dropout

    2. Re:Caught fire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woosh!

    3. Re:Caught fire? by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      They were Sony batteries, that's why they caught fire.

    4. Re:Caught fire? by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Obviously someone without a sense of humor. ZING! WHOOSH! ZOOM! Make sure you duck when the jokes fly over your head; wouldn't want you to get hurt.

  2. oblig. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get off my lawn!

    1. Re:oblig. by mikael · · Score: 1

      Is this a new slashdot meme?

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    2. Re:oblig. by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be new here

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    3. Re:oblig. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      OK! I get under your lawn instead! But that means that I have to dig it up first.

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    4. Re:oblig. by LearnToSpell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is that a new slashdot meme?

    5. Re:oblig. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Is this a new slashdot meme?

      No, it's a very old meatspace meme. Grumpy old man yelling at kids to get off his property is a cliche probably over 150 years old.

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    6. Re:oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly certain this has been a /. meme for many years now.. Looking at your number you really should know by now.

    7. Re:oblig. by no1home · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't see what the problem is. My neighbor has one in his yard, and I don't mind at all.

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    8. Re:oblig. by Gerald · · Score: 1

      Is something a meme if it predates the word "meme"?

    9. Re:oblig. by SkyDude · · Score: 1

      I don't see what the problem is. My neighbor has one in his yard, and I don't mind at all.

      You must be one of those NIMFYs (not in MY front yard)

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    10. Re:oblig. by no1home · · Score: 1

      You must be one of those NIMFYs (not in MY front yard)

      Just don't ever confuse me with a NIMBY! I hate those people!

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    11. Re:oblig. by westlake · · Score: 1
      Is this a new slashdot meme?
      .

      Perhaps.

      It might even be useful for the geek to be reminded now and again that no one stays twenty-something forever.

    12. Re:oblig. by perlchild · · Score: 1

      Meme is an ancient greek word, it predates english, and is a derivative of memory(IIRC)... Please try again. What you mean is it predates the use in english of the word meme to mean "viral idea". The word meme in english new, in the same sense that english is a comparatively "newer" language, the idea that some ideas are viral has been around for probably longer than writing...

    13. Re:oblig. by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new lawn defending overlords.

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  3. They have to go somewhere? by kaos07 · · Score: 1

    Do these nodes etc. not have to go somewhere? Is there any tested way of safely and efficiently burying them or something? Obviously it would cost more. I wonder what customers would rather do, pay more to have them hidden away or complain that they have put up them.

    1. Re:They have to go somewhere? by RoverDaddy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I could argue they don't have to exist at all. Shouldn't the people who live in the community have some say whether not these services are installed? I'm appalled that states are caving in to lobbying from the Cable and Telecom industry and taking away local control over these agreements. In Massachusetts, Verizon has been complaining that it's too expensive to negotiate with each town individually. I'm a fan of FIOS, but I still think the proper response is 'tough shit'.

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    2. Re:They have to go somewhere? by kaos07 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If they don't exist, then you don't get the fast-speed services, right? So on one hand you have in the US bitching about the fact their internet sucks, and then you have them bitching when companies build the infrastructure to give them faster internet...?

    3. Re:They have to go somewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to live in Acton, MA and our only options of Highspeed Internet and Television were DSL which thanks to the Exchange being located in another town meant unless you were on the town border you couldn't get above 1M speed. Or Comcast which thanks to the awful deal the town negotiated meant it was around $120/mo for High Speed Internet and television. I would of loved for the option of FIOS or another cable provider but the town had its ironclad deal with Comcast. There is something to be said for having just one statewide agreement.

    4. Re:They have to go somewhere? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Even if they aren't buried they may get a design that allows them to be less conspicuous in the neighborhood or co-located with other equipment like power station and transformer station equipment.

      The best way when planning for equipment like this is also to check with the neighborhood about reasonable place to place such devices, then plant the device there and surround it with some bushes or similar. And also have it in a less visible color so it isn't white - which just makes it stand out unless it's a snowy day.

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    5. Re:They have to go somewhere? by wkk2 · · Score: 1

      The telcos need to limit the number of boxes. They should star wire fiber to a big common underground vault for the entire neighborhood. This would support faster service in the future and it would allow for better backup power. A single generator trailer could keep up the whole area if an extended outage depleted the batteries. Not that putting cables under ground is without risk. Last week a team was installing a VRAD cabinet a few blocks from my house. They had three fire trucks and an ambulance. I'm guessing they hit something with the horizontal bore.

    6. Re:They have to go somewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      states are caving in to lobbying

      Caving in... I almost fell off my chair laughing. As if the business of government isn't getting a cut.

    7. Re:They have to go somewhere? by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I live in Canada where practically everyone has high-speed access and I've never seen such huge pieces of equipment, anywhere.

    8. Re:They have to go somewhere? by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

      Define high speed, and how many companies?

      We have had 1.5-6mbps DSL and 5 mbps cable without these.

      Now these cabinets are designed to provide services in the 30mbps range. Our cable company is providing 22mpbs without so many of these, but I am sure they will come along to bring the speeds higher.

      So if you want high speed services with multiple choices (that don't all go through the same phone company, whom is filtering and throttling traffic regardless of the resale provider, ahem, Canada), we have to put up with some infrastructure.

    9. Re:They have to go somewhere? by ozphx · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the people who live in the community have some say whether not these services are installed?

      Presumably the people who live in the community are paying for it. I'd be fairly confident they aren't building these boxes for fun and expect to be supporting paying customers with them.

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    10. Re:They have to go somewhere? by v1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They don't like to bury them for several reasons. I've seen an underground telephone "splice" get flooded and knock out a large chunk of businesses before they could get it pumped out and fixed.

      In many towns you see small green boxes jut out of the lawn near the curb, those are also splices.

      Also for the larger equipment where it's more than just a splice, it's a bigger deal if it gets wet, and you have to be able to get at it for maintenance. A proper vault in the ground for such a thing would add a lot to the cost.

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    11. Re:They have to go somewhere? by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Don't forget ADSL2. I'd be happy with that at home. Will I ever see it? Nope.

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    12. Re:They have to go somewhere? by westlake · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So on one hand you have in the US bitching about the fact their internet sucks, and then you have them bitching when companies build the infrastructure to give them faster internet...?
      .

      Is this an internal contradiction or two warring camps?

      The geek may be bitching about access to fiber. His dad may have been the guy who pissed off his neighbors when he installed a 16 foot BUD in the eighties.

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    13. Re:They have to go somewhere? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That would be a false dichotomy. In this case those communities aren't fighting the upgrades, but are instead fighting the way they're being performed.

      If the communities were contacted they could work out a solution. Rather than lowering property values, it might make sense for the home owners affected to pay to bury them or for the community at large to do so. Or save the money on litigation and have the providers do it right the first time. And really it should be the latter if they're negatively affecting property values for specific people without compensation.

      Ultimately any community which doesn't have the services upgraded will over time end up behind when it comes to things like telecommuting and internet services.

      Around here, Qwest is still deploying their fiber, and expects to be able to do 20mbps just by putting the fiber up to the community rather than a few miles away. I'm not sure if that's going to require a box of that sort in each neighborhood.

    14. Re:They have to go somewhere? by AceofSpades19 · · Score: 1

      because gray boxes the size of a fridge make internet go fast!

    15. Re:They have to go somewhere? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      We have 1.5-10Mb dsl in every major city and 25Mb (in select areas) cable without that junk, and vdsl2 is being rolled out in the major cities, with the equipment being either underground or on public land.

      Also, that "phone company throttling" nonsense isn't happening here. The phone lines are run by Sasktel, a provincial crown corporation, so if they started trying any of that, you would see it fixed quickly or politicians would lose jobs in the next election.

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    16. Re:They have to go somewhere? by alienw · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's an incredibly stupid attitude. So you would rather not have electricity, water, sewer, or telephone service, either? I'm sure everyone appreciates these services, and nobody likes having stuff installed on their property. This is why the utility companies are allowed to do this. Otherwise, it would be impossible to build or maintain anything.

      The fact is, it doesn't matter WHAT is being installed. The NIMBYs will object to anything, over any dumb reason. If the boxes are big, they will complain about size. If the boxes are small, they will complain about something else (color, location, electromagnetic fields, etc.). Giving these people veto power is absolutely insane.

    17. Re:They have to go somewhere? by alienw · · Score: 1

      I think you have never dealt with NIMBY homeowners. They never try to work out a solution (other than wanting stuff to be installed elsewhere). It's not even the property values (which are not significantly affected by the presence or absence of telecom boxes), it's just the control freak mentality. Hell, many NIMBYs live in dilapidated, poorly-maintained houses, and STILL complain about things being put on their property. If telecom companies had to get the consent of thousands of homeowners to do anything, none of these services would ever get deployed.

    18. Re:They have to go somewhere? by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      You probably just haven't noticed them. There's two of them between here and Davie street where I do all of my shopping, and I've never noticed them either. They're placed out-of-the-way but accessible, they fit in well enough with the surroundings, and they're maintained well enough.

      It seems likely that in the US, there are either fewer regulations regarding placement, or the companies just don't care because no one's going to stop them as long as they buy enough representatives.

    19. Re:They have to go somewhere? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      I see large ugly boxes all the time, they just happen to be owned by BC-Hydro.

      But on a more serious note, the cable/phone/whatever boxes do exist up here, they are simple subterranean. They cut a hole (1' X 2' and 1' deep) and put a steel plate over it. Looks like a fancy storm drain with no holes.

    20. Re:They have to go somewhere? by bdraschk · · Score: 1

      I live in Germany where boxes like this are everywhere, at least in bigger cities and nobody seems to give a damn, they are accepted just like traffic signs or street lights. I'm pretty sure they predate "fast internet for everybody" and where there for POTS and ISDN.

    21. Re:They have to go somewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ask, "what's the point"?
      Most broadband suppliers are now moving toward a bandwidth cap in an effort to not have to upgrade their network.
      These providers listed here are most likely going to be implementing a cap within the next year, regardless if they upgrade.
      so why should I, as a homeowner/consumer, settle for having MY PROPERTY violated to appease these same companies that are cutting the service I've contracted for?

  4. Bzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happened to locating these boxes on the telephone poles themselves?

    1. Re:Bzzzzzt! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Informative

      What happened to locating these boxes on the telephone poles themselves?

      Some neighborhoods...my old one, for instance, have no telephone poles. Everything is underground.

    2. Re:Bzzzzzt! by sirambrose · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't want a 4'x4'x2' box suspended from the telephone pole over my head. If it falls off it could kill someone.

    3. Re:Bzzzzzt! by mulvane · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the pole itself falling would bounce off someones head with no damage?

    4. Re:Bzzzzzt! by sirambrose · · Score: 1

      The pole is much less likely to fall over if it doesn't have a heavily loaded box the size of a pair of standard size racks strapped to the top. I doubt that a standard telephone pole is designed to hold that much weight at the top.

    5. Re:Bzzzzzt! by moreati · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yep. Bouncing off someones head would inflict little or no damage to a telegraph pole

    6. Re:Bzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, all the times I've seen it happen on TV, it usually just hammers the poor guy into the ground. But it's OK, because in the very next scene he's fine, and already hatching another scheme to get that darn roadrunner...

    7. Re:Bzzzzzt! by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      And even underground powerlines are more and more common.

      Hmmm... Maybe time to update your sig, it doesn't bite anymore!

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    8. Re:Bzzzzzt! by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Some poles are heavily loaded with transformers and other similar junk, but I get your point.

      I have never seen so many badly rooted telephone and powerline poles as when I was in the US last time. Many of them did look like they were planted by someone drunk or stoned.

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    9. Re:Bzzzzzt! by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

      That got me curious, so I did a little searching, and the winning keywords seem to be utility pole load capacity. The RW Wolfe PDF on www.fpl.fs.fed.us (4th or 5th link) is pretty good.

    10. Re:Bzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's conceivably falling within my line of site before the very last second, unlike a falling box

    11. Re:Bzzzzzt! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Don't worry! It'll explode on the way down into tiny pieces.

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    12. Re:Bzzzzzt! by mad+flyer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So you've never been to Japan...

      In some towns you can barely see the sky between the wires. And it's not for earthquake reason. It's just because of the cost. Some forward thinking towns are now requiring all new wire to be buried. Make more sense against typhoon, safer in case of earthquakes (no fallen power wires) and you can see the sky.

    13. Re:Bzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A pole anchored into the ground doesn't fall vertically. A suspended metal box does.

  5. Looks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who cares how it looks outside. When you have enough Television and a fast enough internet connection you don't need to go outside.

    1. Re:Looks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably tried to make a funny there, but I find it to be more and more true. Since januari 1st, I've only been outside on two (2) occasions.

      It's not that I don't want to go outside, but frankly there is no need for it.

      I've got everything I need right here. Groceries get delivered, I've got some fitness equipment, no problem.

      Besides, when I go outside, I feel rather disconnected with the world. Weird that.

  6. Wow, those are ugly by cliffiecee · · Score: 5, Funny

    And you'd think AT&T could hire better graffiti artists to decorate the damn things.

    1. Re:Wow, those are ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being such obvious targets for graffiti, the owner (AT&T) would be suject to the local anti-graffiti ordinances, such as: must cover markings within 48 hours or face fine, etc.

    2. Re:Wow, those are ugly by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 1

      Here in Ann Arbor, city development officials have asked local schools and artists to paint fire hydrants and traffic control boxes.

      There's no reason that these utility boxes can't improve the aesthetics of the landscape. AT&T and the like should just sponsor local artists to decorate these boxes. I don't know how well this kind of camouflage will work for neighborhoods, but for around town, it's actually pretty neat to see these little works of art on otherwise utilitarian objects.

    3. Re:Wow, those are ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ... must cover markings within 48 hours or face fine, etc.

      Well, that's how to get rid of those boxes. Break out the spray paint.

    4. Re:Wow, those are ugly by bdenton42 · · Score: 1

      Wow that looks ripe for a car to run into it accidentally.

    5. Re:Wow, those are ugly by v1 · · Score: 1

      I be the firemen are a little grumpy not being able to clearly identify the fire hydrants. Sure it doesn't add a lot of time to things but I could easily see them not noticing another hydrant in the area after hooking up to one and thinking there was no more water available nearby.

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  7. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least they're dressing up those dull boxes with some neat designs.

  8. Lazy, Cheap, or Indifferent by EdIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

    AT&T really has no excuse. Here in Las Vegas there are dozens of cell phone towers that really look like palm trees. All it takes is a little effort to camouflage these boxes and place them with a little more intelligence.

    That picture is one ugly job. A little landscaping, fencing, whatever would solve 90% of their problem. Considering how much those boxes cost with their contents you would think a few thousand dollars each for cosmetics would be a drop in the bucket.

    1. Re:Lazy, Cheap, or Indifferent by hitmark · · Score: 1

      save a dime, burn a dollar...

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    2. Re:Lazy, Cheap, or Indifferent by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Here in Las Vegas there are dozens of cell phone towers that really look like palm trees.

      That doesn't work everywhere, though. Here in Georgia they have towers that look nothing at all like pine trees.

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    3. Re:Lazy, Cheap, or Indifferent by EdIII · · Score: 1

      It would work if they had not done such a shit job. Of course no one could believe that cell tower in the picture was a tree. Unless somebody pruned that sucker to look like a Q-Tip.

      Maybe if they actually made it look like a tree. Like branches and maybe a bunch of them little things called leaves.

      I do agree though, it is easier to fake a palm tree than it is to fake a pine tree. However, it is still not impossible to fake a pine tree.

    4. Re:Lazy, Cheap, or Indifferent by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter: you can't tell very well from the picture, but it's much taller than all the trees around it (which are full-size, by the way). It would stick out no matter how well they disguised it.

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  9. Trick or Treat? by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1, Funny

    A few caught fire or even exploded

    This must be the modern equivalent of the flaming bag of dog poop left on a doorstep.

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  10. This sounds familiar by glindsey · · Score: 1

    Seems awfully close to the commercials DirecTV has been putting out about the horribly ugly, semi-truck-sized boxes required for cable and fiber-optic connections.

  11. waah waah! by too2late · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "we want our high speed internet and tv but you can't put the equipment for it HERE!!!"

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    1. Re:waah waah! by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think they just want AT&T to do a better job at hiding the equipment. Or placing them in less-annoying locations, instead of in the middle of someones front lawn.

      People have been hiding electronics for years, and there really isn't any excuse for this other than cost. I bet if you dig far enough into the company, you'll find that someone did a cost analysis showing that it's cheaper to take the bad PR from those that complain than it is to put money into hiding these from the start.

    2. Re:waah waah! by niiler · · Score: 1

      They tried to put a box like this where it blocked the rather small parking space we have at the back of the house. We told them to move it and tried reasoning with them (look, we really need to park here and you're blocking our driveway). It didn't register. At the time we were renting. After telling the landlord about this, he came out and told the utility guy that if he didn't move the box, he would be picking it up in pieces from the alley. He moved it to block someone else's driveway about five doors down.

      Point being that while we need these things, many of the folks who are installing them don't particularly care who they inconvenience so long as they are paid for their work.

  12. Fibre can go how many miles without repeaters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think these boxes are really a technical necessity. More likely they're used to split out services so that the customer doesn't see it's all just digital data.

  13. Your fault... by corychristison · · Score: 1

    ...for living in a suburb with no alley ways (aka. backroads)

  14. These things are really huge by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 4, Informative

    As someone who just had one of these installed at the end of our block, I can attest to the size and noise of the things. They are about twice the size of a standard telephone box, with a footprint of about 5'x5'x5'. They are actively cooled, so you can always hear the fan churning away. They also have diagnostic leds on the outside, so in the middle of the night, you can still see their ugliness.

    Unfortunately, the volume of these things makes it impractical to hang them from a utility pole and the need for maintenance and cooling precludes burying them.

    The real shame is that the one in my neighborhood got installed on someone's easement, meaning that she's now responsible for mowing around the damn thing.

    1. Re:These things are really huge by coryking · · Score: 1

      and the need for maintenance and cooling precludes burying them.

      If the electric company can bury massive transformers, there is no reason the phone company cannot either. The only reason the telcos don't bury these eyesores is because they are cheaper to install at-grade and the city zoning lets them get a way with it.

      This is an issue solved with intelligent zoning by your local municipality. I mean shit, here in Seattle if you want to put a cell tower on the top of your 10 story structure, you have to go through the same design review process as for a new building. They have to schedule a public design review meeting an everything (I assume so the hippies can bitch about "evil" radio waves giving their 20 cats cancer or something)

      In short, this is a failure of your local zoning code. Keep the pressure up on your city officials and hopefully they'll require telcos to bury these giant eyesores.

    2. Re:These things are really huge by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Bury them and run the cooling up the pole.

      Problem solved.

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    3. Re:These things are really huge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those damn hippies! Or maybe people want to have a say about a big ugly tower going up in their neighborhood. The nerve of people caring about their community. Those selfish swine!

    4. Re:These things are really huge by coryking · · Score: 1

      Or maybe people want to have a say about a big ugly tower going up in their neighborhood.

      I was being somewhat facicious, but cell towers bring out some serious hippie-dippie nut balls. For example, we used to do a yearly vacation up in the San Juan Islands. The specific island we would stay on (Lopez) for *years* refused to let companies install cell towers anywhere on the island. Why? "evil radio waves".

      As of last year, I still get one bar of reception, and only when I'm on the shoreline leeching off a neighboring islands cell tower.

      Basically, I'm not dissing the design review process. In fact, I wish in our city it was stronger--in Vancouver, design reviews are essentially legally binging and if the community doesn't like your shit, it doesn't get built. In Seattle, our design reviews are merely suggestive. The architects are free to ignore the community input--the only thing that matters is the building meets the local zoning codes. Of course, the danger in putting teeth in design review meetings is it might give too much power to "activists" who are hell-bent against any kind of urban growth or densification because their hipster bar might get torn down... but now I'm off topic :-)

    5. Re:These things are really huge by evilviper · · Score: 1

      and the need for maintenance and cooling precludes burying them.

      Actually, they would have lower cooling needs underground, and what cooling they did need could be done much more efficiently with a small ground loop (versus a radiator and fan blowing air).

      As for maintenance, things like water lines and sewers have similar needs... We all know what a "man hole cover" is. It would be rather simple to have them below ground, with a ground-level panel for extremely easy access.

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    6. Re:These things are really huge by f_raze13 · · Score: 1

      Strange, because i have U-Verse, and i most certainly do not have a refrigerator sized box sitting in my back yard. As a matter of fact, they simply made use of one of the old boxes that was already there and not in use. I think. Not positive on that, I was too busy making sure the installation guy that was inside didn't steal anything. Point is, there are no new ridiculously oversized boxes on my lawn.

    7. Re:These things are really huge by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Yeah all you need is some sort of lift system and you can put them underground and lift them up to the surface only when you need to service them.

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    8. Re:These things are really huge by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know what AT&T is doing that requires this size of box?

      My whole neighborhood has Verizon FIOS (internet, TV, and phone) installed, and the only indication are 18" square boxes that are buried so deep you can only see the top and can drive a lawnmower over them.

    9. Re:These things are really huge by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretend you could put this equipment in a concrete vault. If the box is a 5' cube above ground, you are looking at a minimum of a 10' x 8' x 8' excavation to build a vault and bury it. It will need a 6' x 6' access hatch for future equipment replacement.

      Underground utilities are hard work. Finding that big of a space clear in many areas is a huge challenge; the planning effort alone is easily doubled, and the installation cost is at least 10x. On top of all that, the operating cost is at least 50% higher. All this with no benefit to the utility. The question then becomes can the service be provided at a price point that it will have a return on investment?

      Designing more compact boxes is great... but if it means you have to piss off 20x more people, what is the better solution?

    10. Re:These things are really huge by foxhunter608 · · Score: 1

      >They also have diagnostic leds on the outside

      Ooooh, there's flashing lights on them?

      I'll let them put one in my yard, except that they'll have to fight for real estate with the 4x4x4 power transformer, the 1x1x3 cable pedestal, both of the 1x1x3 telco pedestals, the streetlight pole, and the 3x3 metal plate that no-one wants to admit is theirs.

      At least this one will do something entertaining.

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    11. Re:These things are really huge by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      AT&T has fiber going to these boxes, and twisted pair going out of them into your house. When you change a channel on your TV, it actually sends a message back to this box to pick up a different channel from the fiber, and then transmits that channel to you. (This is unlike coax cable, because in coax you have everything being sent to you at all times. Your set-top box or TV tunes into a different station.) This is done because there is a huge bandwidth limitation to the twisted pair going into your house.

      So, these boxes have to house equipment to convert fiber to twisted pair (fairly small), and enough equipment to tune into each separate channel that anyone is watching at that moment (fairly big). Then it needs cooling for all that (also big).

      It's something of a hack of a solution in my book. They should have spent the extra money and done fiber to the home, because they're going to be outdated in 5 years anyways when people get more HDTVs, and thus have more HD channels being watched in their house at one time. The twisted pair can't handle that bandwidth, especially as people want higher and higher speeds for their internet.

    12. Re:These things are really huge by sunwukong · · Score: 1

      Ooooh, there's flashing lights on them? I'll let them put one in my yard, except that they'll have to fight for real estate with the 4x4x4 power transformer, the 1x1x3 cable pedestal, both of the 1x1x3 telco pedestals, the streetlight pole, and the 3x3 metal plate that no-one wants to admit is theirs.

      Well, duh -- where do you think they've installed the sarcasm detector?

    13. Re:These things are really huge by c · · Score: 1

      > the one in my neighborhood got installed on someone's easement, meaning that she's
      > now responsible for mowing around the damn thing.

      Is she also responsible for making sure glass clippings from the mower don't clog the cooling intakes and vents?

      And I'm assuming, of course, that the boxes won't get damaged if a lawn sprinkler was running right next to it. That'd just be poor engineering, right?

      c.

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    14. Re:These things are really huge by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      I was too busy making sure the installation guy that was inside didn't steal anything.
       
      That's different. I do some occasional tech work for a cable tv/Internet company and have always been amazed at the number of people who let me into their house, say "It's over there", and then disappear completely. If I need to ask a question or something I end up wandering through the whole house looking for them, and then discover they're out in the back yard mowing the lawn.

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    15. Re:These things are really huge by toddestan · · Score: 1

      They are actively cooled, so you can always hear the fan churning away.

      Really? That would imply that they are not sealed. How do they keep bugs, water, and dirt from getting inside of them and gumming up the works? Or do they just plan on replacing them every couple of years and just not care?

    16. Re:These things are really huge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those boxes actually contain (gaaagggg!!!) Microsoft Windows servers. System-wide deal between M$ and AT&T.

  15. you get what you pay for by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You want cheap comms, the price is eyesores.

    People put up with telegraph poles and electricity pylons for the benefits (electric power and telephones). If you want your broadband and services at rock-bottom prices, you can't expect the utilities to shell-out for NIMBY-approved landscaping.

    According to the article, only a few boxes are fridge-sized, most are much smaller. Give it a year ot two and they'll be covered in bushes, to disguise the fact that the residents want all the up-to-date services they offer.

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    1. Re:you get what you pay for by value_added · · Score: 1

      You want cheap comms, the price is eyesores. People put up with telegraph poles and electricity pylons for the benefits (electric power and telephones). If you want your broadband and services at rock-bottom prices, you can't expect the utilities to shell-out for NIMBY-approved landscaping.

      I think that is an oversimplification of the issue, as we're talking about for-profit companies taking advantage of what really belongs to the public.

      That said, your point about NIMBY types being cheap is perfectly valid. Where I live, for example, the area is quite scenic (surrounded by mountains) and the power lines run between the streets so the poles are effectively behind everyone's house. When the neighbourhood was built, the utility company allocated funds to bury the lines but the agreement required each and every homeowner to contribute a few thousand dollars toward the total cost.

      Granted, telephone poles tend to fall in the "acceptable blight" category, but who wouldn't want them buried (thereby increasing their property values, among other things)? Well, it seems my entire neighbourhood doesn't. Why? Because it costs money. And as with most initiatives, irrespective of how enlightened they are, if there's money involved, the knee-jerk reaction is to reject them outright.

      The underlying issue, however, is the sad state of broadband in the US. The "let the market take care of everything" folks continue to rule public opinion so no one should be surprised at the ad hoc nature of improvements, warts and all. As for anyone trying to find the middle ground between the free market and NIMBY forces, I'm sure they'd be up against bumper sticker style complaints from all sides.

    2. Re:you get what you pay for by kgeiger · · Score: 1

      The boxen aren't huge. My neighborhood installation is a single box about twice the size of the cable TV nodes. We have several cable nodes but only one U-verse box. Pictures at http://alternate-u-verse.blogspot.com/2008/08/distribution-points.html

      I concede the fan noise is loud. Our local installation is on a busy street, across from a school and a park. Its sound is unnoticeable from across the 4-lane street.

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    3. Re:you get what you pay for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some locations, such as in my previous Homeowner's Association agreement, planting anything other than grass within several feet of these boxes is strictly forbidden. I say "several feet" because that's the perimeter and allowance around the underground cables. I have since moved, but I'm sure the boxes are still there, as obtrusive as ever.

    4. Re:you get what you pay for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So exactly how big is a fiber cable? Like the size of fishing line? Why the big boxes? Are these guys just niggers? Yeah, I guess they are.

    5. Re:you get what you pay for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want your broadband and services at rock-bottom prices, you can't expect the utilities to shell-out for NIMBY-approved landscaping.

      I would have expected them to use the money we paid them in taxes, to upgrade infrastructure, decades ago.

  16. R.I.P. George by Sebilrazen · · Score: 1, Funny

    'Not in my front yard!'

    N.I.M.F.Y.!

    Not quite as exciting as nympho, but then again if they were putting a nympho in my front yard the neighbors might complain. I wonder, could I squeeze that under the code enforcement definition of 'lawn ornamentation' or 'yard decoration?'

    Halloween would be easy enough, I'd just refer to the goings on as what happens when a Sasquatch meets a mermaid - I'd even have the external speakers blasting 'Part of Your World' as the neighborhood children walked by, expecting candy but getting the seeds of a million nights of nightmares instead.

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  17. Bury them by jmichaelg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    These structures are going to be in place for decades to come.

    It certainly costs more to bury them but there's a very good reason that almost every new housing development chooses to bury utilities rather than display them.

    In the long run, older neighborhoods will elect to bury the unsightly mess so it doesn't make sense to muck up an existing neighborhood for a short term cost savings.

    1. Re:Bury them by flipper9 · · Score: 1

      It makes perfect sense for a company to care about short term cost savings, that's what companies do...eek out the most profit at any cost. They could care less about the blight they inflict upon the neighborhoods they sell to. This is why we need to have regulations of companies, because if they aren't regulated they would destroy the environment or inflict situations like this on the landscape as long as it helps the bottom line. It is up to us to fight back against company control of our laws and government for their own purposes, and make it work for us.

    2. Re:Bury them by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      In the long run, older neighborhoods will elect to bury the unsightly mess

      Really? Find me one. I'd love to figure out how they got the companies to do it. Despite the fact that above-ground lines are susceptible to all sorts of weather and tree-related damage that underground lines are not, they don't bury them. The last massive wind storm around here knocked down lines all over the city; several were not just little neighborhood lines but main power-telephone-cable links for 30k people (about a tenth of the city). Solution? New poles.

    3. Re:Bury them by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      You don't "win" buy burring though. First it takes much more time and equipment to repair burried lines, and its much more destructive to the surrounding property, ripped up sod etc etc. Burried lines are also much more likely to be damaged by both lightning and flooding then overhead lines.

      While trees being blown down and taking utilitly lines when them is probably the largest cause of failure its easily, cheap, and quick fix most of the time. Yes I know there are end cases where a big storm ripps them down through half a city but that is really not that common. So the choice is really some short failures, or somewhat fewer but often much longer failures.

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    4. Re:Bury them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can bury the wiring, but the equipment cabinets are still above ground. They're too big and require too frequent service calls to be easily buried. An underground vault that would hold the gear and leave enough room for safe service access would be quite large (at least a three foot clearance on each side of the gear that requires access, plus the thickness of the retaining walls). You're talking about a 10' x 10' hole, quite a lot of concrete to line it, water drains to keep the vault from being flooded, and adequate ventilation for the batteries. The big problem is we've gone from one phone company putting in equipment, to having several competing carriers and "cable TV" companies having duplicated delivery systems. All that gear takes up a lot of space, and the cost of that duplication shows up on our monthly bills.

    5. Re:Bury them by xaxa · · Score: 1

      In towns in England the cables are almost always buried. Electricity substations/transformers seem to be above-ground (presumably so they can't flood), but not on anyone else's land -- they're usually hidden away where you don't notice them, like on the end of a row of buildings, or tucked away in a corner.

      It does mean they have to dig up the road/pavement to fix anything that's broken -- but that's also an incentive to fix it quickly.

      There are green/black boxes for telephone stuff, but they seem to find somewhere to hide most of them.

    6. Re:Bury them by myz24 · · Score: 1

      I live in an area where everything is buried. We very rarely lose power and when we do it is for a very short period of time. The area where I work is older, everything is above ground on poles. We loose power more frequently there.

      I'm not sure I follow what your saying about lightening damage either.

    7. Re:Bury them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      moderation -1, no fucking shit

    8. Re:Bury them by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Yes I know there are end cases where a big storm ripps them down through half a city but that is really not that common.

      Well, some of us live in areas more prone to that than others - it's an unusual year around here that doesn't include a prolonged power outage. You're definitely right about burying main distribution lines, but neighborhood lines are much better off in the ground - people tend to get upset when their trees are carved up to keep them away from the lines, so it doesn't get done properly. My in-laws live in a neighborhood with buried lines that gets its distribution lines from poles on the surrounding major roads; they get power restored in about half the time we do after major storms.

      It's not as though the ease of running new wires has gotten my area any super-hawt technology, either.

  18. Community Planning 101 by Nymz · · Score: 1

    Community Planning 101
    1) Company installs new service in cheapest manner possible (like a big ugly cell tower)
    2) Residents notice (OMG! it's a big ugly cell tower)
    3) Residents discuss in local government (Fix this shit!)
    4) Company updates methods to meet requirements (hides new cell towers inside architecture)

    1. Re:Community Planning 101 by demonlapin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And then you get this. Yep, that's a knockoff of the Washington Monument. Compare it to this or this, which are at least architecturally interesting towers (move up and down the highway to get an idea of their appearance from several angles). At least the latter two aren't godawful monstrosities.

    2. Re:Community Planning 101 by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe something like painting the utility boxes to make them be more like art than the boring single white/gray color they have.

      Example 1: City of Surrey, BC
      Example 2: San Diego

      And don't forget that many towns do have local artists. Using the utility boxes for nice art (work-safe imagery only please!) would be something that can take the edge of people and make them forget to be annoyed by the item itself.

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    3. Re:Community Planning 101 by autocracy · · Score: 1

      3.5) Company comes up with cheap way of saying they did something to address it... like adding tacky fake green leaves and painting the tower brown.

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    4. Re:Community Planning 101 by Seakip18 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yep. The first one was actually placed by a church as part of their "getting the word out" I thought.

      They just sold the interior out to make some money.

      Any idea when the latter two were installed? I always wondered about those two.

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    5. Re:Community Planning 101 by v1 · · Score: 1

      those murals look very nice. They probably would not be so welcome in a rural neighborhood of houses, but urban neighborhoods would love them. As long as you could keep the taggers at bay. I'm sure they already have enough fun with the flat tan/white ones.

      I think in a more urban housing area you'd get by better with making it look like a bush, sort of like the vinyl wrap idea, but more customized like the mural, and try to take some of the cube look away from it if possible.

      Might be mildly entertaining to watch the taggers get chased after attempting to tag a mural'd box. You'd think they would have more respect for that but always a bad banana in the bunch. Is there something you can spray over paint to make it easy to wash away spraypaint?

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    6. Re:Community Planning 101 by Glendale2x · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This must be a flatlander problem... around these parts, cell "towers" are often on sides of buildings or tiny towers on the sides of mountains. Of course, we do have the ugly-ass "tree" towers.

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    7. Re:Community Planning 101 by v1 · · Score: 1

      In my area there are two cell towers that 99% of the populace have no idea are cell towers.

      One is at the base of a Welcome to CityName sign by the highway into town, with an inconspicuous small building right by it, hidden with landscaping. There's a giant flagpole with a flag on it, lit 24/7. The pole is wider than you'd expect, (maybe 10-12"?) which is the only giveaway. The pole itself is a cell tower, and the building nearby is the mechanical room for it. The pole has no aerials sticking out, the antennas are entirely contained within the pole.

      At the other end of town there's a church by another highway, with a giant white cross in the back of its property, very visible from the highway. The cross is made of the same white pole as the flag of course. I don't know if they're taking advantage of the horizontals or if they're just hollow, guessing hollow.

      Heading into the adjacent city, they make no attempt to hide the cell towers and they're poking up like giant dandelions all over the place, sometimes several right next to each other. But last year one of them was host to a nest of eagles, which attracted quite a lot of photographers.

      Sorry there's no streetview in my area yet.

      I hear a lot of churches are getting revenue from cell companies hiding antennas in their bell towers.

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    8. Re:Community Planning 101 by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      And don't forget that many towns do have local artists. Using the utility boxes for nice art (work-safe imagery only please!) would be something that can take the edge of people and make them forget to be annoyed by the item itself.

      Yes many towns have local artists. They are the teenagers better known as graffiti artists. Given enough time they will discover these new canvases and cover them with what *they* want rather than what the townspeople want.

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    9. Re:Community Planning 101 by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      It is possible to protect art by adding a layer of clear coating that has a different chemical structure that can both protect the art and reject the grafitti from ordinary spray paint.

      As for rural areas it's always possible to paint it more like a bush and then also plant a few bushes around it. Only catch is that in a few years the telco workers will need a GPS to find the darn thing...

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    10. Re:Community Planning 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beats the crap out of this.

      Rumor has it someone didn't consider elevation over sea level when they ordered the tower to fit the FCC license and had to stop about halfway up.

    11. Re:Community Planning 101 by Dorsai65 · · Score: 1

      And when they DO find it, they have every right to completely uproot all the shrubbery on their easement so that they can gain access.

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    12. Re:Community Planning 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha surrey

    13. Re:Community Planning 101 by v1 · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about that, a few of the shots of boxes surrounded by bushes made me wonder how much of that they'd tear out of they needed to open those doors.

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    14. Re:Community Planning 101 by PPH · · Score: 1

      But don't camouflage them, or they'll get smacked by little old ladies driving Cadillacs.

      Why its OK for them to run over things behind the curb line and over the sidewalk if they look like shrubs instead of steel boxes has yet to be answerd. But in my town, its a valid distinction when writing traffic citations.

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    15. Re:Community Planning 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about painting them to be a solid black monolith, with a single glowing red eye-camera.

    16. Re:Community Planning 101 by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of something from 1994: I was in Vienna, VA, and there was a guy getting permits for a cell tower; the total output was something like 50W, and it was probably 850MHz stuff, but he was required to post these obnoxious radiation warning signs, even though it was going on a tower.

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    17. Re:Community Planning 101 by quadrox · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but personally I find the first one visually a lot more appealing than the latter two. I'm not exactly saying that it's pretty, but I find these bare-steel sort of towers extremely ugly and annoying.

      on a completely unrelated note - how comes I have to login to slashdot every second day? Is it FF or is slashdot to blame? It annoys the heck out of me. Every time I want to comment I have to login first and then find the place to comment. ugh

    18. Re:Community Planning 101 by quadrox · · Score: 1

      That'd be sort of cool and preferable to whatever ugly shit passes as art these days. Too bad it ain't gonna happen.

    19. Re:Community Planning 101 by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      In my neighborhood, AT&T disguises their equipment as pioneer churches: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lectroidmarc/372609722/

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    20. Re:Community Planning 101 by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      When we first moved to New Westminster (adjacent to Surrey), we walked past a utility box on the corner that was wrapped with the vinyl wrap you can see in the pictures of Surrey. I pointed it out to my then-girlfriend, who had moved with me from Montreal but never lived outside of Montreal (at least, not in Canada).

      She kind of looked at it for a few seconds, then said 'What is it?' 'It's a utility box,' I told her. 'But... Why's it look like that? Why did they do that?' I didn't really understand the question, so I said 'Well... because it looks nicer.' 'Yeah, but...'

      After years of living in Montreal, that answer didn't make any sense to her. Spending money on little touches to make your city look nicer isn't a philosophy that most cities consider worthwhile, and I think that's likely the reason for a lot of the cell towers looking the way they do - no one cares enough to encourage a change. I don't think its coincidence that both of the cities you linked to are on the west coast.

      After living in this building for a few months, on the top floor, Bell Mobility was kind enough to build a cell tower on the roof, involving jackhammering, power-drilling, concrete cutting, and so on, three feet from our bedroom ceiling, starting at 8 AM during final exams. As frustrating as it was, the tower is operational, the machine closet they've built is painted to match the rest of the building, and you wouldn't know there was a cell tower there if someone didn't tell you.

    21. Re:Community Planning 101 by mako1138 · · Score: 1

      I like the ones in Emeryville, California.

    22. Re:Community Planning 101 by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It's not that they are allowed to run over those things, it's that no one wants to tell grandma that she is too incompetent to drive or that all the back breaking stuff she did to raise your mom and you by proxy has deteriorated her spine to the point that she has lost 8 inches in hight so sitting on two telephone books and a dictionary just won't let he see enough of the road to drive that boat of a car.

      Common, are you wanting to be the one to tell some little old lady that has lived through ever hard time this country has had in the last 70-90 years that after all those years of sacrifice and whatever, it means nothing because now we are taking your independence and freedom to drive away.

      Yea, I was laying it on a little thick there. But it isn't really that little old ladies are allowed to hit something, it is that people feel sympathy for them and don't take the car way when they know she can see over the hood or can't bring themselves to be as stern during the punishment part as you or I would get.

    23. Re:Community Planning 101 by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      They're at least 20 years old; I don't remember when exactly they were built, but remember the one in Ridgeland towering over the old Waterland USA.

  19. Re:Easement by Migraineman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unfortunately, every local gub'ment has some form of "easement" clause in the title to your property. Initially intended for installation of sidewalks and public utility access corridors, it's being usurped by the private for-profit telecom companies. They've lobbied the city/county officials such that they get treatment like they're a public utility (e.g. universal telephone service, etc.) and then "embrace and extend" that access to the much more lucrative high-speed cable/fiber access. Unfortunately, the telecom companies are notoriously cheap, and wouldn't lift a finger to improve an installation's appearance if it meant spending an additional dollar. After all, they don't benefit from that expense, do they? Consider it part of the "Tragedy of the Commons," only the "commons" has been extended into your front yard.

  20. Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by Panaqqa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That is "Not In My BackYard" has become "Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody".

    1. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      If its *my* property they can take a flying leap.

      If they buy/lease a plot of land beside me, then they have every right.

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    2. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by coryking · · Score: 1

      That is "Not In My BackYard" has become "Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody".

      There is a spectrum as wide as the pacific ocean between "No building" and "Fucking let them build anything anywhere". "Fucking let them build anything anywhere" results in strip malls, suburban nast, and all the problems associated with the lack of planning. "No building" results in... well.. stagnation.

    3. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by evilviper · · Score: 1

      That is "Not In My BackYard" has become "Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody".

      Nobody is complaining about the upgrading communications, just the gigantic boxes being suddenly installed, rather than, say, burried as Verizon is happily doing.

      I'd say the only thing that has really changed in the past decade or so, is that the public actually has some rights now, when a company comes in and decides to put up a gigantic eyesore in front of their windows, or dangerously close to the road or their driveway.

      This is the polar opposite of what generally happens, as companies would go out of their way to put up a giant billboard, or a new apartment building that completely obstructs the view of other buildings, and often hanging a banner on the side saying "If you don't like looking at this brick wall, call to rent a new apartment from us."

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    4. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by himurabattousai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What if they offered their services free of charge in exchange for the box on your grass?

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    5. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by mobets · · Score: 1

      Maybe if they were putting them in backyards rather than front yards it wouldn't be so bad.

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    6. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What if they offered their services free of charge in exchange for the box on your grass?

      Lifetime internet/VOD/cableTV/phone service in exchange for a box on my lawn? Fuck, I'd be out there pouring the ugly concrete pad myself. But see, that's the whole goddamn point isn't it. They're using municipal easements to crap up people's front yards with nether their consent, nor their input, nor any reimbursement.

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    7. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Id still pass.

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    8. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      what if they used MODERN equipment instead of old shit (a guess, based on the SIZE of that crap) ?

      it seems like the size is fine for a 'data comm closet' but once you start going near peoples' houses (in calif, people can be paying $500k for a 'starter home') - you do NOT want some noisy fire-catching blinkinglight box near you! its unrealistic and its ONLY there to SELL crap to the neighborhood. the cost/benefit is not there if it pisses off the land owners or homeowners.

      we all want high speed net access but mounting shit above ground is low-class. it devalues the property and its NOT the only way to solve this problem! it maybe the CHEAPEST way for att (etc) but they are making semi-permanent devalue changes to the homes. they should need homeowner approval if they are going to devalue a $500k home!

      put them all underground, put the 'main' cabinets way far away from people and DISTRIBUTE the smaller boxes (repeaters, etc) underground near the homes. they CAN do it - they just don't WANT to (due to cost and having to actually think about a design instead of just installing vendor crap that was never meant to be home-friendly).

      there's no rush for this - take your time and design it right. monkeying around with neighborhood and home values is not something you should just blow off and take lightly. the arrogance of the telcos is amazing and its time they stop getting everything they want just because they're big and powerful.

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    9. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually rejected purchase on a newly built house for a reason like this.

      They neglected to display the fact that there was going to be a monster power transformer in the CENTER of my front lawn, where a tree was supposed to have been according to the contract. ( monster = 3x3x3 )

      They waited until the house was almost finished then stuck it in and claimed they didn't have to tell me about any easements or changes in the plot. I threatened to sue them under breach of contract as i waved the plot plan in the air, and they just sold it to someone else.

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    10. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by maxume · · Score: 1

      A big difference is that BANANA is catchier than FLTBAA.

      Maybe Fucking Allow Things Built Anywhere Now?

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    11. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      As long as I also got to landscape around it... but hell - I'd offer to help with the installation if that was the case.

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    12. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by voss · · Score: 1

      If AT&T were ever that smart I would be amazed....

      The package deal SHOULD be
      free high speed internet
      free uverse tv
      free landline long distance
      free repairs for any services

      for a box in front of your house...

      Then the presence of the box would actually improve the value of your land

      Sounds like a deal to me!

    13. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      One word for you: "easement." The local cable company used their right to an easement to bury a cable in my back yard, screwing up my yard in the process. What makes it even worse is that I didn't even have cable -- I was a DishTV subscriber. However, I had neighbors that had cable, and when the cable company switched from analog to digital cable, they dug a trench in my backyard to bury the new cable, then just made a token effort to cover the hole they dug.

      In short, your" property isn't your property. Sucks, but that's the way it is (not that I think that's the way it should be, but my opinion is irrelevant).

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    14. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      It's not like this is being used to give people fibre, either.

      Isn't their part of AT&T's Video On Demand service expansion? Yeah, real nice guys. Nobody gives a flying fuck about video on demand. Video is The Pirate Bay.

    15. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by syberdave · · Score: 1

      But not everyone's gonna be able to have a box in their yard. How's that going to be handled? First come first serve?

    16. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EXACTLY!

      Make them pay rent for the damn thing. They've got all the contracts worked out already for what they do on watertowers and church steeples.

    17. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      Bidding wars. :)

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    18. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Read the deed to your property and I'll bet you discover that you signed your name to one or more easements. They give someone else the right to use your property in certain ways. If you feel the easement holder is overstepping the bounds of the easement, tell it to the judge. He may decide you're right. But sole, total control of your property is a very romantic concept -- and it's dead, it's gone, and it's not coming back. rj

    19. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      An actual deed hadn't been singed yet as the house wasn't complete ( tho it was damned close at that point ). It was still just a contract to build, and intent to take possession.

      And i agree easements are part of life now, but not the middle of your yard like an island!

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    20. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Lifetime internet/VOD/cableTV/phone service in exchange for a box on my lawn?
       
      That may actually be happening somewhere that neither you nor I know about.
       
      30 or 40 years back, an old great-aunt of mine lived in a high-rise condominium where the cable TV company had their equipment (dishes and whatnot) on their roof. Everyone in the building got free cable TV.
       
      For the past several years I have been doing occasional tech work for a cable TV/internet company. A few months ago, they offered me free services (phone, internet, TV). Up to that point, I didn't have any services from them at all, actually. It's a carrot to keep me working for them, of course, and since I wasn't paying them anything before either, they aren't even foregoing any revenue.
       
      The point is, you might be able to get certain free services if you have something of value to them to exchange. Free services are cheaper for them to provide than cash.

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    21. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      The rest of your list I can see, but this:
       
        free landline long distance
       
      may be a bit of a stretch. I get free services from a cable tv/internet company as I described in another post but I still have to pay long distance charges, probably because they have to pay for it themselves.

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    22. Re:Looks like we've moved from NIMBY to BANANA by alcourt · · Score: 1

      Don't presume these easements don't ever involve any compensation. In a case where I had reliable information on, the utility company (yes, it was AT&T) offered financial compensation to the property owner, a specific suggestion of where the easement would be placed as a very out of the way location, easily overlooked, and the option to decline.

      The house I grew up in had a 4x4x2 (at least) big utility box on one corner of the lawn, don't recall if it was phone or power. That's where my parents chose to plant a couple bushes, along with the next door neighbors (was on the corner property). You could hardly see it from the sidewalk two feet away unless you were looking specifically for it. From the back it was readily accessible.

      The utility companies aren't universally just dumping these on property without compensation. Depending on the local laws, it may be done that way in some areas, but I wouldn't presume it to be done that way everywhere.

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  21. It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by coryking · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is simply requiring the telcos to bury their nasty shit like any company that respects the neighborhood it does business in. The only reason they dont bury them is because the local zoning lets them save $50k and plop their volkswagon sized garbage at street level.

    The telco is *not* going to say "NO FIOS FOR YOU" if the community demanded they bury these turds. They will just jack the price up by $0.01 and amortize the cost over 20 years.

    1. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by hrieke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      First of all, it's not a VW sized box, it's a 4 by 4 by 2 foot box, which is the size of a smaller refrigerator. Second of all, to bury the box you have a whole different set of problems to deal with; access is harder, drainage becomes a problem, and the hole that they dig to bury the box will be the size of a VW. Plus the access cover will be huge. Then you have to either patch the street, or back fill in the yard, which means that $50k is a low end number.

      Now, if the city is smart, has the population density, and can make the budget work, the ideal solution is to build an underground utility system. Then everything is out of sight; but most of these problems are happening out west where everyone has their yard and lives 30 minutes to 2 hours from anything.

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    2. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 4, Informative

      The telco is *not* going to say "NO FIOS FOR YOU" if the community demanded they bury these turds. They will just jack the price up by $0.01 and amortize the cost over 20 years.

      You have no idea how much more expensive it is to bury all that equipment and then to maintain the buried equipment. Think factors, not percent. If the density in the target area is low, the telco would just as well leave the old copper and coax in place. That's what they are doing where my parents live -- low density, buried lines, no new services. Not even uVerse. Just live with your pretty copper and coax.

      The cheaper it is to install new services, the faster and more widely deployed those services will be. That's just common sense folks!

    3. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by LearnToSpell · · Score: 3, Funny

      First of all, it's not a VW sized box, it's a 4 by 4 by 2 foot box, which is the size of a smaller refrigerator.

      ...or a larger VW.

    4. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by no1home · · Score: 1

      Now, if the city is smart, has the population density, and can make the budget work, the ideal solution is to build an underground utility system. Then everything is out of sight; but most of these problems are happening out west where everyone has their yard and lives 30 minutes to 2 hours from anything.

      That's a pretty big "IF"! Most communities have a budget that's too small as is, let alone adding this to the mix. And the utilities would claim (rightly??) a need to raise prices if the costs were passed on to them.

      But I do agree with you. I've long advocated the installation of 'utility tunnels" throughout major communities. The 'big tube' itself would be sewage, with large conduits suspended high on either side (and a walkway above the gunk) for power, gas, water, telco/cable, etc. The utility and telco-cable companies would pay a usage fee. And yes, that would be passed on to the consumer. Nothing is free. Adding new telcos would be easy since they could just run new wire/fiber in leased space in the conduits.

      Another idea that goes with this is keeping the telcos and utilities de-regulated, but the community owning the wire. The community would lease 'space' (bandwidth) to the providers and maintain the lines. This would give the advantage of almost any provider being able to compete because they don't have to roll out the infrastructure.

      Just a few ideas, take them with a grain of salt.

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    5. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by davolfman · · Score: 1

      Logically the boxes should not be just hangin out on the curb. The real place to put them would be the underused corner of someone's back yard. That or behind the nearest fence, or any number of places. Maximizing line of sight to the double-the normal-size eyesore should not be a requirement. That said, the neighborhood sorta brought it on themselves by having so many front lawns. They don't serve much purpose other than demonstration of conspicuous consumption.

    6. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem is that the boxes are 4 feet *high*. It makes it a lot harder to see past them, and makes them much more noticeable. Add to that the electrical meters by the boxes, and the cement patch around them, and it turns into something like 5x5x4. Pretty gaudy -- even more so than the power transformer boxes in the area. (Which are mostly concealed by bushes.)

    7. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      The real place to put them would be the underused corner of someone's back yard.

      There's a problem with that, too--access for maintenance.

      I once worked as a cable guy and I used to hate backyard easements because even though I had the legal right to go onto the property to climb a utility pole, I never knew what I was going to encounter when I did. I had several run-ins with large dogs with a strong sense of territory as well as with property owners who didn't answer when I knocked on their doors but who later came out with various sorts of weaponry to inquire what I was doing in their backyard.

      I don't miss that job much...

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    8. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But in my town it'd be illegal for me to put a "small refrigerator" in my front yard and leave it there for years. I wouldn't be jailed, but I would be fined, and if I left it there long enough I'd be charged when they hauled it away to the dump for me. Why? Because it's an eyesore and lowers my and my neighbor's property values. So it's different when a cable company does it... why?

    9. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      Because the telco companies have one of the strongest lobby forces out there.

    10. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AT&T has a manhole and huge underground space outside my 5 story condo building in so-cal, yet they're in the process of installing one of these monster boxes on the sidewalk right beside it. Why can't they use the extensive system of manholes and underground spaces they've already got?

    11. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by 31415926535897 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Where is the "-1 Wrong" mod. You're lucky if they're just 4x4x2 where you live, but in Illinois, where I live, they're like 7x4x3.

      Here's a Picture of one.

      If they could hide these effectively, I wouldn't care, but it is the size of these monstrosities in addition to the sneaky tactics that AT&T is trying to pull that really pisses me off. There are cities all over the country that are suing AT&T to stop them from being installed until they do it properly. AT&T is breaking the law in a lot a places with the size of these things. Not only that, but they're trying to sell TV services without getting a franchising license from the city (they're staying they don't have to because they're providing "data" services).

      Nevertheless, I would say that's pretty darn close to a Volkswagon in size. And I have mod points, and I really wanted to -1 you, but Slashdot doesn't have the right mod (and I don't want to use overrated).

    12. Re:It isn't "fast internet" or "no internet" by hrieke · · Score: 1

      Because you don't pay a tax on that "small refrigerator" in your yard.
      Utilities do pay tax on their poles and equipment that are on city property (or easement).

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  22. What's the legality here? by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

    My parents have had one of these things in their backyard right on the property line for at least two decades. Must be a cable box. Anyway, they put up a nice white fence around it and littered the fence with ivy, so it doesn't look like total garbage. Of course, they did it out of their own pockets.

    My question is (and I did RTFA...) what legal right does a phone company have to dig up someone's property and put up a huge piece of equipment? As far as I can tell, it sounds like these things are going up on private property. Is there some kind of eminent domain issue at play?

    1. Re:What's the legality here? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Not 'eminent domain', but 'easement'. Eminent Domain is where the government can force you to sell the property. Easement is where the state/county/city/town/what ever has it written into law that there is an area around your property (typically at the street) where they can run various things. You know, water, sewer, electricity, telephone and other things. The cable companies also purchased/leased a portion of it from the locality to run cable there as well. Here's more info. Remember, this is something that has existed for decades and is nothing new.

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    2. Re:What's the legality here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The utility installed their equipment on *their* easement through that property. The easement was probably purchased long before your parents ever saw the property.

    3. Re:What's the legality here? by s2k2vidguy · · Score: 1

      Eminent domain, no. What is at play here is something called an easement--specifically in this case a utility easement. Easements allow another the right to use property that the other does not own. Easements are typically marked out on the land plot recorded with the local government. The purpose of a utility easement is pretty obvious: to give the utility the right to place its pipes, cables, wires, etc. on the property and also to access them for maintenance, repair or replacement.

    4. Re:What's the legality here? by Ron_Fitzgerald · · Score: 1

      I think the article hinted toward the telecom/provider using the municipalities easement laws to distinguish themselves as a utility and therefore allowed to do what they will for the sake of the 'utility'.

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    5. Re:What's the legality here? by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clearing that up. I totally get why that would be necessary for underground pipes and whatnot. Still seems fucked up to me for above ground stuff though.

    6. Re:What's the legality here? by hey! · · Score: 1

      "eminent domain" and "easement" are orthogonal notions. A government, or a private entity empowered by the government (such as a railroad) can acquire easements by eminent domain in the same way they obtain complete title. "Easement" is not a back door to deprive owners of the use of their land without meeting the requirements of eminent domain.

      Easements are rights to use the land for a certain purpose, or to forbid certain uses of the land. Easements can arise in any number of ways, through your own actions , or through the actions of the prior owners of the land, including the way they subdivided the land. The government can't just create an easement that deprives you of the value of your land without exercising eminent domain.

      I am not a lawyer, and in any case you'd need a lawyer who knows your state's law, but I think I'm safe to make a general observation here: easements are rights, which the owner has an obligation to respect; but they are also rights which can be created or expanded by long established usage. So it follows you have to watch the party that holds the easement and make sure he doesn't take more than he's entitled to. If you are completely OK with a huge utility box on your lawn for years and years, then want it gone when you are about to sell your house, you'll probably be out of luck.

      So the time to complain is when you think the holder of the easement is starting to encroach on things he doesn't have a right to do.

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    7. Re:What's the legality here? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      The stuff above ground include access to those things that are below ground, such as manholes. In Chicago, the telephone/electric poles are in easements. There are places in Chicago where the wires are strung above ground there, not buried.

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    8. Re:What's the legality here? by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      It might be your private property, but if there is utility easement running through it, that part is as good as not your property.

      Except when the city wants you to mow the weeds.

    9. Re:What's the legality here? by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      An easement. Just like it says in the article. The same easement that lets the municipality put in sidewalks, gas lines, and power poles.

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  23. 4x4 by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    That should remove it from your lawn rather well.

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  24. I don't trust AT&T - boycott them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many of these allow for easy wiretapping? Vote with your money and avoid AT&T at all costs.

  25. Make up your mind /. by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Lamenting the sad state of broadband in the US (http://tech.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/08/13/1648211) is a common theme here, so you'd think we'd be gung-ho for any utility to start installing new gear. Instead, we get complaints that the new gear is ugly and that telcos don't want to negotiate a different standard with every little town. I hope we can at least agree that it's logical for the telcos to want one standard per state, at least for the sanity of their installer techs. I'm not objecting to making that standard rigorous, just so long as there's only one of them.

    Personal experience, our town (Waltham, MA) was among the first to get FIOS strung up everywhere. It sits on the utility poles, which now carry power, copper, coaxial and fiber. It's not the prettiest set up in the world, but it's really not that bad. I used to live in a suburb that buried all our cables, which was considerably prettier. It also means that they aren't going to get fiber (installation costs aren't justified) and when there was an outage, it took weeks to get it resolved. I much prefer the uglier solution.

    1. Re:Make up your mind /. by langelgjm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Instead, we get complaints that the new gear is ugly and that telcos don't want to negotiate a different standard with every little town. I hope we can at least agree that it's logical for the telcos to want one standard per state, at least for the sanity of their installer techs. I'm not objecting to making that standard rigorous, just so long as there's only one of them.

      Sorry, but why exactly should the citizens of various local governments give up their right to determine standards for their community? To make it easier for a telephone company to turn a profit?

      Boo hoo, I say. Large businesses consistently complain that following local rules is too complicated. I call bullshit.

      There are some issues where it makes sense to have a statewide consensus - medical licenses, law licenses, etc. What is visually acceptable in a given community is not one of those issues. Maybe the folks in town X are fine with boxes on the street, but if the folks in town Y aren't, the telco has a choice: abide by their rules, attempt to convince them to change their rules, or don't run service there. Trying to go over local governments' heads at the state level is just lazy.

      Besides, you can bet the lobbyists will be out in force to make sure those state regulations are awfully lax. It'll be much harder to do that on a local level.

      And then what? The telco will eventually end up complaining that managing different standards over a dozen or 48 states is too complicated, and there should be a national standard (think car manufacturers). We already see this sort of consolidation happening with IP law - attempts to unify disparate national laws into a consistent worldwide whole that fails to take into account local differences. You can kiss federalism goodbye.

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    2. Re:Make up your mind /. by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      Why should localities get to be the subset of people that decides? Maybe it should be the county or some other arbitrary division. Maybe my neighborhood should get a veto on it because our standards are different from those jerks across town. Maybe my block has different standards than the next block over. Maybe those evil telcos should customize their equipment suit the particular architecture of each house.

      I'm not saying that you *cannot* impose these requirements. I'm saying that you have to understand there are important trade-offs here. As you make the requirements more stringent (and less uniform), you raise the price of implementation and thus slow down the rollout of new services (it suffices to say that I think that's a terrible result). There's no law that says they have to upgrade your copper/coax and, if they don't see a profit, they won't do it. That's how it is were my parents live -- they will have to live with copper and coax indefinitely while I have a fiber optic connection right to my house.

    3. Re:Make up your mind /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but why exactly should the citizens of various local governments give up their right to determine standards for their community?

      So that the citizens don't have to pay insane prices for universal services. Tired of paying that "FCC Universal Service Fee"? Are you angered that your local municipality's taxes on telco services are higher than the fees for the service itself?

      It's those fees that cover things like the massive programming jobs and auditing that must take place when every podunk little city/jurisdiction wants to impose a "special sales tax" on, say, cellular phone services, and the phone companies have to track that, along with special "tax districts" and "TIFF incentives" and normal annexations for growing urban sprawl and land grabs by municipalities.

      I call BS on the municipalities. My municipality doesn't incur one penny of cost on behalf of all of its residents to provide "utility infrastructure" for wireless services. Yet I am taxed (passed through by the telcos) on them based on my billing address.

      Why isn't your community putting up wireless meshes instead, and actually serving its residents and taxpayers, instead of using telcos as a tax enforcement mechanism -- pay up or lose your phone and/or cable service.

      Or do you really want your schools funded by the number of people that subscribe to these for-profit companies that provide -- optional -- services? How does that correlate to the number and ages of kids in your community's public schools? Our schools are great because our local cable company has great marketing and is kicking butt versus free/grass roots wifi mesh services.

      Take a look at the balkanized state of affairs in the Saint Louis area to see this patchwork quilt of fiefdoms ensuring maximal government efficiency in providing services to its citizenry ... not.

      I'm all for strengthening enforcement of those "you have to put it back the way it was before you messed it up" clauses instead. Or allowing neighborhoods to require ... A SHRUBBERY!!!

  26. Catching Fire by JeffAMcGee · · Score: 1

    "A few caught fire or even exploded."

    Sure, AT&T claims it is the back up batteries. How do we know it wasn't the "Not in my front yard" crowd taking matters into their own hands?

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  27. The Shot Heard 'Round The World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For all those who claim that the average American is only an apathetic dreamer who will passively sit back and relent while his basic human rights and freedoms are being slowly dismantled, let this story be a lesson to you.

    Fascists take heed. If pushed hard enough, the American citizen will strongly react.

  28. Re:Easement by ahmcguffin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Easement clause is used in Kansas City by cable, phone, gas and electric companies. They are required to pay an additional fee for digging more than once a year or digging up roads paved less than 1 year. But they seem to find ways around the fee system. In the older neighborhood I live in, they use the excuse of upgrading for the two major hospitals in the area. They have actually damaged sewer pipes, caused driveways and sidewalks to sink to the point of having to be replaced, by the property owners and gotten away with not paying damages. The police are starting to openly complain that the larger boxes are being used by muggers to hide behind contributing to crime in the area. I think it will take the boxes getting vandalized for components to convince the companies to put them underground.

  29. Re:Bury them ... and they'll fill up with water by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

    They need service access so they can't be sealed solid - some kind of service hatch/door will be a must. Obviously they'd have seals, but these perish and water will get in.

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  30. Simple Solution by alohatiger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Paint "Free Copper Wire Inside" on the side of each box.

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  31. It's less annoying in rural terrain by Animats · · Score: 1

    I have one of those out front at the main road. It's next to the County's sewerage lift pump, which is in a bigger and noisier rectangular box. It's not so bad if you're in an area that's rural enough that houses aren't right on top of the things.

    What puzzles me is the growing size of traffic signal control boxes. Why does it take something with about three vertical feet of 19' rack space for one traffic light? Of course, there's a vision system watching the cameras, a network node, and maybe a UPS in addition to the basic signal controller. But there are enough signal controllers you'd think those components would be more integrated.

    1. Re:It's less annoying in rural terrain by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      All of the the LED traffic signals in my area actually keep working when the power goes out, so those controller boxes certainly have some kind of battery plant inside that also needs to operate said controller and cameras. (Disclaimer: never seen inside of a modern controller.)

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    2. Re:It's less annoying in rural terrain by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      It's all the CPU/GPU and cooling required for the facial-recognition software.

      You didn't REALLY think they're changing them all just to go LED, did you?

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  32. IMHO.... by timtimtim2000 · · Score: 1, Informative

    I work for a company that builds cell networks for cell providers (such as Verizon, Sprint, AT&T, etc.). We have a right of way, provided by the FCC under the same laws that allow telephone companies to install poles and wires, to put out equipment nearly any where we please. We do try to stay out of the way of residents and maintain a low profile in the city. However, since cell tower location is an important factor in network coverage, some complaints by residents just can't be resolved.

    People really want cell phones. They want them to work nearly everywhere with full reception. However, they don't want to see or hear any of the construction or upkeep of the equipment that is required to be placed in their neighborhoods. Obviously, these are conflicting desires. Something has to give.

    AT&T probably did a poor job here in the placement of its equipment. But IMHO, most residents are unrealistic when they crave services but are unwilling to deal with the equipment required to run the services.

  33. Backup batteries belong in central facilities by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    The marketplace is not very good at assessing declines in safety or reliability. People don't know what they're buying, and the sellers sure aren't going to tell them.

    I've talked to half a dozen acquaintances who have been talked into switching off of copper by Verizon or Comcast. No a single one of them was making a free-market decision to trade off reliability in order to get reduced cost.

    They had no idea that they weren't getting the kind of service they were used to... service that kept functioning for days, through power outages and the Blizzard of 1979 and the Northeast Power Blackout of 1965.

    The communications companies are using small, local backup batteries with limited capacity, only a few hours. On the evidence of the story, they don't have the staff to monitor and maintain thousands of them. Battery explosions are not the best way to find out that batteries need replacement.

    Backup batteries should be in a central location, like the dignified brick buildings of the old telephone exchanges, where they can be easily monitored and maintained, and where safety issues won't affect subscribers.

    And, frankly, if a central outage takes out a whole town, my guess is that the phone company is more likely to deal with it promptly than if it just affects one neighborhood.

    1. Re:Backup batteries belong in central facilities by Swervin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And just how do you propose to get the backup power from the CO to the boxes? The reason you can locate the backup batteries in the CO on a copper plant is because copper can conduct electricity. I'll give you a couple fiber jumpers, a deep cycle battery, and a piece of equipment, and you go right ahead and show me how to power that equipment across the fiber. If you want fiber, you'll have to deal with locally placed battery backup.

    2. Re:Backup batteries belong in central facilities by compro01 · · Score: 1

      The POTS copper is still in the ground. Why not repurpose it to provide backup power for the fibre equipment?

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    3. Re:Backup batteries belong in central facilities by sjames · · Score: 1

      How about instead of ripping all the old copper out of the ground, use it to feed power in parallel with the fiber?

      I wouldn't be at all surprised if laying new power cable along with fiber is cheaper in the long run but isn't done because it looks bad next quarter.

    4. Re:Backup batteries belong in central facilities by Swervin · · Score: 1

      You probably could, but then you still have to maintain the copper plant. Not sure, but there may be regulatory problems with running power infrastructure like that too. A big part of a lot of companies plans for their copper plant involves abandoning selective portions in the next few years, and then more as the price of ONTs and other fiber related electronics go down. Where I work only the video and data customers will be on fiber right away, then as time goes on we plan to move the POTS customers over. Once that happens most of the copper will be abandoned.

    5. Re:Backup batteries belong in central facilities by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      The problem is hardly insoluble. In fact, most undersea fiber cable has a layer of copper cladding which is used to deliver power to the booster segments. Obviously a piece of fiber with a copper cladding would cost more than a piece of fiber without, and this is the reason we don't see this practice used in the majority of overland installations. However, if there was sufficient economic advantage to be gained from power-capable fiber, I'm sure some companies would begin to consider it.

  34. Bring it on! by zogger · · Score: 1

    Hey, cable or telco guys! Please install all the dang boxes you want out here so we can get *some* kind of broadband. Those snooty yuppie rich places don't want it, they sayso -> "too ugly" "destroys the oh so darling neighborhood ambiance when we are having our wine and cheese soirées". See? Losers, come out where you'll be appreciated.

    Thanks on behalf of the millions of people in the US who live outside the major cities and burbs.

  35. DRGAF by Nick+Driver · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've worked with many tech folks from (insert name of big telecom company here) ranging from the engineers who architected the systems down to the grunts who actually perform the installation of the hardware on-site. From the top to the bottom, they mostly tend to all operate on the DRGAF (Don't Really Give A F*ck) principle.

    Oh, and also anytime their equipment or cabling fails or malfunctions, it's always the end-customers or the customers' equipment at fault. The telecom company's equipment always "tests good from their end", even when smoke is pouring out their fibermux cabinet.

    1. Re:DRGAF by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The telecom company's equipment always "tests good from their end", even when smoke is pouring out their fibermux cabinet.

      One of the guys I work with recently called the local cable Internet provider to troubleshoot his connection. The cable provider called back a little while later to report that "everything looked okay with their equipment -- [the tech] ran all of the diagnostic tests and could see the cable modem, etc." The only problem -- my friend called from work, after having shut off his cable modem before he left his house that morning. In other words, all of the blathering about everything looking fine was completely bogus. Either the tech had tested someone else's equipment or he was simply lying through his teeth.

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    2. Re:DRGAF by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't surprise me, I know that around here, Comcast doesn't care if the channels come through properly or that the net is out for most of the day.

      The DSL providers have cared a lot more, but that's probably because there are a couple of dozen choices for that. And Qwest is quite a bit more regulated than Comcast is.

    3. Re:DRGAF by lessthan · · Score: 1

      Okay, I can't speak to your friend's problem, but I've worked for a cable company. If he just flipped the power switch, his company can still "see" the modem. You'd have to remove the modem from power or the coax before we won't be able to get info from the modem.

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    4. Re:DRGAF by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      He said he had pulled the power plug, but obviously I didn't see it, so I could be wrong.

      Nonetheless, your reply is very interesting; I didn't know the cable company could see the modem if the power switch was off.

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  36. But they're beautiful! by MacTO · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't know why people treat things like these utility boxes, utility poles, communications towers, and wind turbines as ugly. I think that they are quite beautiful, mostly because they provide the some of the most visible insights into how our society functions. Particularly so when you're fortunate enough to pass by a box when a technician is working inside of it. They also provide a character to a community that goes beyond the cookie-cutter houses that ravage our neighborhoods from coast to coast, and the immaculately trimmed green of lawns.

    Perhaps NIBYism would be less of an issue if people avoided that knee-jerk reaction that anything unfamiliar is ugly. Any form of infrastructure that makes our society works is ugly. After all, NIBYism would then focus on real issues (e.g. health concerns) rather than vanity.

  37. Re:Bury them ... and they'll fill up with water by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They need service access so they can't be sealed solid - some kind of service hatch/door will be a must. Obviously they'd have seals, but these perish and water will get in.

    Gimme a break. The phone companies have been burying copper POTS for 100 years without serious water damage issues. See, the trick is, you don't put the equipment rack directly under the manhole cover, and you include a sump pump. Granted, you clearly couldn't think of that, but I guarantee that AT&T has.

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  38. Confusing the issue by flaming+error · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thanks for the informative post.

      > But IMHO, most residents are unrealistic when they crave services but
      > are unwilling to deal with the equipment required to run the services

    If the people "craving services" were the only ones getting utility boxes in their yard I'd see your point.

    But in this case, monopolist carriers are unilaterally selecting random homes to bear the costs of hosting noisy eyesores, regardless of whether the family is their customer, regardless of the will of the neighborhood and local government.

    1. Re:Confusing the issue by timtimtim2000 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Good point. I'm certainly not condoning AT&T in this case. They could have done a better job at hiding their stuff. Yeah, it would suck AT&T put a box in my front yard.

      I was making a point more about the experience I've I had with the general population, not so much defending AT&T. My company just installed a cell network for a major US city. We have about 450 cell towers that we built on top of telephone poles. They are designed to be quiet and be non intrusive. They are painted brown on are really hard to notice unless you are looking for them.

      Our teams only need to be in the area for construction and initial setup. When I'm out in the field, I've made a point of treating residents with respect and courtesy. I know that one my coworkers might have to visit the location again at a later date and I don't want the residents to be pissed at them for my actions. (The urban areas are pretty dangerous.)

      I've had people come out of their homes yelling at me telling me to remove the tower from the pole. They don't understand what it does and are just unhappy with it. It's funny but I still like my job... it's always interesting.

  39. Let them get away with this and the next thing you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    know they'll be using easements to put missle silos under your houses.

    Personally, I could go for one of these AT&T thingamabobs in my back yard provided it was built in the back yard and a bit oversize so as to make room for my motorcycles and tools. Hell, I'd be happy to swap cards and keep logs in exchange for the extra air conditioned space with power. Oh, and it needs to have a perpetual beer keg too.

  40. New? by mr_josh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't think this is a terribly new practice. My parents live in a 28 year old home and they have a power transformer in a box at the corner of their lot. It's close to the size of a refrigerator, a smallish one on its side, maybe. It's a big, green steel box that sticks out like a sore thumb, except they planted shrubs around it and now you can't see it unless you walk right over there. Generally, I am very suspicious of the dealings that my city has with outside infrastructure providers, housing contractors, etc., because they have in the past had very low standards. However, I think it's not unreasonable to expect a "wart" like this every few houses on the block. I don't think that "sloppiness" is a factor here.

  41. Just do what my mom did by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    When they built their 2nd house, on an undeveloped lot, the utility company wanted the transformer in the FRONT yard...easy access and everything. She told them flat out, you plant that thing in the front yard, I will plant thick rose bushes around it. They put it in the back yard. When they built their third and last house, the sub division was already done, which meant the transformer was in the front, year the curb. She planted that thing full of rose bushes, and a ton of other plants, which has grown up to pretty much hide it from view. A little planning and you can hide those things from view.

  42. Well, you have some choices: by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Interesting

    * Charge them rent for the use of your property, sending an invoice monthly. When they don't pay (who knows? a big enough A/P department might), report them to the credit bureaus. When they raise a stink about having to deal with that, offer to sell them the small patch of property for whatever the going rate is per-square-foot in your locale and maybe add a bit of padding for negotiations room.

    * Use that spot to build your brand new compost pile. Build a large wooden box big enough to contain the thing, then keep it filled with manure (and when applicable, the 'dog bombs') and your grass clippings. Claim that the heat it generates is perfect for generating high-grade manure, and that you're only recycling otherwise wasted energy.

    * Send them a bill for the years (or even decades) of landscaping (even just mowing) you've had to do in the spot the box now occupies. Also send them a bill for any and all landscaping you've done to hide the damned thing.

    * Front Yard? Bolt your mailbox to it. Hell, offer to bolt your neighbors' mailboxes to it.

    * Plant a tree next to it... the biggest one Home Depot has. The roots will eventually (within a couple of years) destroy the thing from underneath, and most towns now have 'green laws' that prevent a utility from cutting down or even harming the tree. They move, you win.

    * Do what I did... buy a house in the back of a "flag lot" (just pick one with enough land around and in it so you don't feel crowded). No utility easements back here, folks. When Verizon showed up to drop in fiber, the only impact I saw was a long, skinny line of spray-paint at the front of the driveway. the neighbor up front OTOH got a shiny new box in his yard (which explains where a lot of these ideas came from).

    /P

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    1. Re:Well, you have some choices: by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      I sold a sewer easement to my city, so obviously can't charge them rent, nor can I build a permanent structure or fence obstructing maintenance access (a compost pile would be fine, but they'd obviously bulldoze it onto my yard space were maintenance needed).

      Actually, maintenance is required to keep it clear and functioning, so I can't bill them for mowing, and I'd probably be responsible for removing a tree that magically appeared.

      Now obviously I agreed to this, just as I did when I examined the covenants on the deed prohibiting me from building an outhouse, or housing farm animals, when I purchased the property.

      People have forgotten they were already essentially paid for the privilege (probably through lower property cost), or are now dismayed with themselves, that their choice (and gamble/hope) that it wouldn't someday be used was foolish.

      Caveat emptor!

    2. Re:Well, you have some choices: by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Not one of those choice is a legal option.

      You can't charge rent on a government-granted easement. They will laugh and ignore you. Check your property deed. It's already in there. You paid a price reflecting the lot size less the loss of value of easements. If you didn't factor this into your negotiations, that's your fault.

      The compost pile in your front yard probably violates covenants on your property, and it definitely violates the accessibility and maintenance clause for your utility easement. Same story with planting a tree too close to it, just as when the power company comes and destroys the trees that get too close to overhead lines.

      Landscaping is your responsibility as the landowner, and since it sits on your property, you can't bill anyone for it, unless you also hire someone to do the work, and even there, you can't forward that bill to a third party.

      Any defacing of the box also opens you up to criminal prosecution, not to mention violation of USPS regulations that will likely result in you receiving no mail in that mailbox.

    3. Re:Well, you have some choices: by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Buying a flag lot isn't legal? What the hell am I supposed to tell my mortgage lender now?

      (I mean, there was already a house on it and everything!)

      Okay, okay - Incidentally, no, the other options probably aren't compliant with zoning codes, strictly speaking. OTOH, it's a quick and easy way to get some serious media attention onto the matter in your locale. Telcos tend to hate that sort of thing. They tend to prefer that you and your fellow town-dwellers think of turtles (Comcast), hordes of stalking network techs (Verizon) and so forth... They'd much prefer that the consumer not think about rampant abuses and neighborhood defacements when they think of a given brand name. It tends to make them eager to either move the thing, or to spend some time at least trying to be a bit sensitive to the property-owning folk.

      Therein lies the beauty of the beast, no?

      /P

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    4. Re:Well, you have some choices: by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      If media attention is your goal, then perhaps the mission ought to be one of decorative painting. Make that a community effort. It's both proactive, turning the ugly green or grey boxes into situational art pieces, and attention-grabbing--the local news loves to highlight community projects like that. Put a kid at the front of the project and you're guaranteed air time.

      It's a hell of a lot better than getting media attention for being a curmudgeon on the losing side of a lawsuit.

    5. Re:Well, you have some choices: by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      What lawsuit? Filing one is a beast and a waste, and the telcos aren't going to file one (think "Streisand Effect").

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    6. Re:Well, you have some choices: by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Daamage a $15,000 box and you bet your ass they'll sue you. There's no Streisand Effect to be concerned about if you bury a telecommunications box in a heap of compost and thus cause your entire neighborhood to lose Internet access.

  43. Dear AT&T by ageoffri · · Score: 1
    I live at XXX XXXXXXX, please feel free to use my front or back yard as a location for one of your utility boxes, since it would mean I could finally get good high speed service.

    Where I live I have a choice between Qworst and Comcrap, so I'd gladly take a fridge sized box in order to get something like FOIS.

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  44. It isn't "cable" or "DSL" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The cheaper it is to install new services, the faster and more widely deployed those services will be. That's just common sense folks!"

    A little research into making them smaller would go a long way. Why do these boxes have to be so big anyway? Cable isn't.

    1. Re:It isn't "cable" or "DSL" by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      The AT&T uVerse boxes are actually quite complicated. It's a fiber ONT connected to a full-fledged DSLAM that is then spliced into the normal copper lines. If you can figure out a way to make smaller fiber switches and DSLAMs you'd be rich. http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=DSLAM&btnG=Search+Images

  45. To those who want their and someone else's cake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wah, we want 100 mbit fiber at home. Wah Wah the utility box is ugly. Whoever posted this article is a deplorable cry baby.

    An enormous telco box with blinking lights ON THE OUTSIDE, sounds totally rad.

  46. I see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Judging by the writing on the boxes in the article, I see they have Mexicans in San Francisco too.

  47. I don't care if they have to bulldoze a house... by Tikkun · · Score: 1

    ... for war orphans with the orphans still inside, put up a building profaning all that is holy, build a 10,000 watt sound stage blasting abba 24/7 and show movies involving bert and earnie masticating big bird on a projector screen that can be seen from space, I still want my freaking 100Mbps symmetrical fiber connection to my home.

  48. Cell towers by AlpineR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My biggest complaint is against cell towers with blinding strobe lights on top. So bright that you can see them from ten miles away on a sunny day. Two or three of those can kind of ruin an otherwise scenic vista. (I'm looking at you, Michigan.)

    The best solution I've seen is to disguise the towers as pine trees. It just takes a few branches, and the technology has been perfected since the 1950's.

    1. Re:Cell towers by crywolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Disguising a cell tower as a pine tree is known as a "Jersey Pine". I've actually seen a couple in New Jersey. Had I been less observant, I would not have seen it, though. All I knew at first was that one of those trees looked oddly regular.

      This does require wooded areas to work, though. In other areas, they may look better, but they'd still be obvious.

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    2. Re:Cell towers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, thats one beef that I definitely do not understand. Most vista's would be ruined as well by a scar from even a small passenger plane wiping out through one.

      Now, if there are options that do not require height without a ridiculous amount of overhead (power, deployment, etc) then we can start griping about the ruined views.

    3. Re:Cell towers by AtomicSnarl · · Score: 1

      Sorry -- Those strobe lights are required by FAA rules for aircraft protection. They are supposed to be visible from 10 miles away on a sunny day!

      At least you don't have to look at this 200ft tall tower near an airport that was erected in the 1960s or so. It has not only the old red flashers, but it's painted alternating red/white every 50 feet! Ick! (sorry - no street view)

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    4. Re:Cell towers by quadrox · · Score: 1

      A small passenger plane is by its very nature, rather small. And most importantly, it is temporary. A cell phone tower will be there at all times, and it will be damn hard to overlook.

      As someone who goes out hiking and has been known to take pictures of nice locations I absolutely disapprove of any non-essential structures that ruin the view. I leave it up to you what you want to consider essential.

    5. Re:Cell towers by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      My biggest complaint is against cell towers with blinding strobe lights on top. So bright that you can see them from ten miles away on a sunny day. Two or three of those can kind of ruin an otherwise scenic vista. (I'm looking at you, Michigan.)

      The best solution I've seen is to disguise the towers as pine trees. It just takes a few branches, and the technology has been perfected since the 1950's.

      Unfortunately, lighting and paint schemes are often US Government mandated - they need to be visible to aviators as they pose potential hazards to navigation. Tower companies get fined if the lights go out for too long, so they often have automated monitoring and warning systems to let them know one is out.

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    6. Re:Cell towers by AlpineR · · Score: 1

      I understand that towers need to be visible for aviation. But somehow we survived for decades with slow-pulsing red lights that I find much less distracting. These ultrabright white strobes seem to be a newer development. My guess is that they are more energy efficient than the old lights.

      The thing that doesn't make sense is using a strobe on an object that you're trying to see. Yes, the intermittent brightness will alert you that there is something there. But with only a few milliseconds of visibility every few seconds, it's hard to actually fix onto it's position. A slow pulse would be much better for actually seeing where the tower is without annoying everyone around.

  49. Re:Easement by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Funny

    It'd be a shame if someone were to accidentally back his car into one of those boxes ... not that I'm advocating such behavior. I'm just sayin ...

  50. NIMBY can F' off by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    NIMBY people are selfish pricks because you know they'll use the service when it's put near someone else's house.

    Any time a NIMBY moans about something don't put it near their house but ban them from ever using the service whether it's a cell tower, power lines or these units. If they don't want to look at it then they don't deserve to use it either.

  51. Re:Bury them ... and they'll fill up with water by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    One of our remote offices has a T1 brought in on burried lines, it goes down about an hour after it rains without fail. Why? Because the their is a break in the casing some where and water gets in and shorts it out. That is the telco's theory anyway. We could get it fixed at our cost, but that requires ripping up the parking lot. The building management is not keen on that and it would be big bucks. Burried lines are not always such a good thing.

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  52. POTS, and I mean plain OLD telephone service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in a community that's been promised DSL for 15 years now and all we can get is plain old service that used to be common 40 years ago. Sadly, a community less than a mile away gets digital services and they're further away from switch than I do. This means I pay minimally triple for internet access (depending on who I choose, unfortunately comcast is the cheapest).

    I think that, except in extreme cases, they should worry about upgrading all of us first rather than roll out new services.

    1. Re:POTS, and I mean plain OLD telephone service by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      I think that, except in extreme cases, they should worry about upgrading all of us first rather than roll out new services.

      It's amazing that in a free country, one free citizen would demand that another citizen perform a service for him. I cannot imagine the sense of entitlement that leads you think that you are justified in making such demands.

    2. Re:POTS, and I mean plain OLD telephone service by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Since when did corporations become citizens?

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    3. Re:POTS, and I mean plain OLD telephone service by sjames · · Score: 1

      When one free citizen receives a grant from another, such as AT&T receiving blanket use of other people's property without asking and a big fat program of tax breaks and regulatory relief going back decades, it's not exactly unreasonable to expect that the beneficiary now owes the benefactor something in return, such as a decent level of service.

      I can assure you, AT&T would be deeply unhappy if they had to negotiate with each and every property owner in the country individually to lease use rights. Especially those who do not receive any services from AT&T.

      Just imagine their joy when they get to negotiate individually with that rock salt shooting, moonshine drinking get off'a my property guy who "don't want no devil's talking box" :-)

      In exchange for saving AT&T from that very special sort of joy, people expect a benefit in return.

  53. Re:Bury them ... and they'll fill up with water by v1 · · Score: 1

    yes and they choose to let it flood anyway. We had our entire phone system down for a day because the manhole cover was about 6" underwater.

    Fat lot of good THAT did.

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  54. Re:Easement by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

    Then I hope they have LOTS of insurance if they do that. I'm just saying...

  55. PWTTWIFOVJLTWAATUTS can F' off by amyhughes · · Score: 1

    PWTTWIFOVWAATUTS (people who think the world is full of vidiots just like themselves who are anxious to use these services) can F' off.

    1. Re:PWTTWIFOVJLTWAATUTS can F' off by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying everyone is like me but if you don't want the equipment near you then you don't want the service. That's logical just as it's logical that those who don't care should get the service.

      Not only is it logical, it's fair.

  56. Re:Easement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not all utilities that use the easement are municipally owned. In some cities the gas, water, and electric utilities ARE for-profit companies. Take a gander in front of your home. If you see a line of poles, then know that everything beyond that line is NOT your property. Even city streets have a right-of-way so many feet from the center line, regardless of whether the street is that wide or not. Oh, and the local gas company has an easement through your yard right up to the meter, and they own the meter. Don't block access to that meter or easement, and don't damage the meter. Wanna blow up?

    You people need to see things from the utility's point of view. They're trying to get the service YOU want to you in the most efficient and safe manner. Work with them, not against them.

  57. Re:Easement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm think more along the lines of weld steel ibeams to the front bumper of an old pickup, "accidentally" run into dozens of these in a single night, and drive off without leaving insurance info. The more conspicuous they make these boxes, the more of an obvious target they are for vandalism. I'm surprised the cable companies haven't thought of that. Of course, if you're going to go that far, I wonder what the black-market value of all the equipment in those cabinets is? Looks like the meth addicts just got a brand new way of financing their habits! And of course, if you pissed off all the residents by installing the boxes in their front yard in the first place, their are going to be real willing to act as volunteer night watchmen for your expensive little abominations...

  58. Health effects? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

    We all hear endlessly about the health effects of power lines, cell phones, and all other EM radiation. How come nobody has done a "study" on the health effects of these boxes so they have the same restrictions as power lines do today?

    You want to put up a new power line? Mostly, unless it is an empty rural area with nothing but farms you can forget about it. An army of people will show up at public hearings to claim how much damage has been caused in their lives because of power lines and the supposed ill effects from them. Cell towers have it almost this bad.

    I find it really humorous that Obama's energy plan calls for reworking the electric distribution grid. Sure, sounds good - but has anyone ventured out to a meeting where some local government is providing a forum for the power company's approval process? By the end of the meeting you can assume quite easily that there will be no power line coming anywhere near that community. The "documented" problems caused by power lines are such that nobody is going to allow a new distribution grid to be built.

    (of course all the "documentation" is bullshit, but that doesn't seem to affect the process one bit.)

  59. Please! Put it in my back yard! by Rick+Genter · · Score: 1

    I would LOVE to have access to Verizon FIOS. I HATE being stuck with Comcast. Please, oh please, Verizon, but one of your big ugly boxes in my yard!

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  60. Not a big deal by scourfish · · Score: 1

    I live in an area that has had utility boxes on lawns and the likes for decades. This is nothing new, and the complaints sound like mostly just noise made from people who obsess a bit too much about their lawns.

  61. Re:Easement by thealsir · · Score: 1

    undid moderation. wanted to mod funny but modded informative

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  62. Got uVerse up here in IL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in the Northern 'burbs of IL - we got Uverse up here. Fortunately the 2 VRAD boxes serving my neighborhood are in some locations on the corners of large streets (one borders a golf course, the other a main street that feeds into the highway) - so they don't look too bad in those spots.

    But for all the locations in this City (and some others that I've driven through) AT&T has been installing bushes and other landscaping around the boxes... I don't know where they get these things, but they grow up pretty quickly and they hide the boxes well.

    All our City did was say to AT&T - hey - you want to put that crap in, fine. But you have to landscape it if you don't want us suing you (and we have a LOT of lawyers up here) - so ATT said "ok"...

    I'd be against painting those things with some kind of urban artwork - because while it looks interesting now, after a few years of IL winters, it's going to look like absolute shit - is someone going to repaint it then?

    I do agree that the cooling needed for the VRAD boxes is pretty intense - if I had that incessant noise right next to my house, I'd be pissed... I know they plan the placement to maximize coverage - but sometimes they need to take into account the disturbance that they're going to create. It's not like the old days where you slapped a silent box up on a pole or in a bush - now it's a whole 'thing' complete with power meter, noisy AC, and cabinet - they just need to plan differently than they're used to...

  63. Useful Consumers by PenGun · · Score: 1

    What is happening is that over the last, oh say, 30 years the government that once was governing for the people that elected it has now switched to governing for the corporations ... that elected it.

      As you do love to consume shit this has gone largely unnoticed. If you are so cowed you allow refrigerator sized boxes on your lawn I'd guess things are gonna change soon. Not in any direction you will enjoy though.

      Good Luck Amerika

  64. Underground Vaults by PPH · · Score: 1

    OK, batteries might be a problem. But most of the other crap can be buried in handholes that are flush with the ground.

    This is done frequently in the power biz. All of the junction boxes (both low and high voltage) are watertight. So are distribution transformers, although the cost to excavate a deeper hole for an underground unit sometimes pushes the economics toward padmount units (big steel boxes above ground). The underground transformers actually have a longer life when the vaults flood (which happens frequently in the Pacific Northwet region) due to better cooling.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  65. burying isn't a good solution by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Burying them underground isn't a great solution. The "parkway" (strip of land between the sidewalk and the street) in front of my house has a fairly small above-ground utility box for POTS, and the neighbors have some more of the local POTS equipment underground in their parkway. For years now, the phone company has been struggling with flooding of the underground stuff, which often causes multiple-day service outages. (People worry about the reliability of VOIP, but we have Vonage, and have kept on being able to use our phone during all those POTS outages that affected our neighbors.)

    The slashdot summary seems a little misleading when it refers to "lawns." The photo in the article, for instance, shows one that's in a concrete strip between the sidewalk and the street. Granted, I wouldn't want something that huge and graffiti-covered in front of my house.

  66. Re:Easement by Migraineman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You people need to see things from the utility's point of view.

    You people? Just because I'm unwilling to tolerate an unwelcome liability in my front yard doesn't automatically make me the bad guy ... or does it?

    I like the "work with them" part, because they're more than willing to work with me, right? See the Tragedy of the Commons link, above. Lemme expand on the details of the problem. First, the easement doesn't relieve me of property ownership. I'm still obligated to maintain the property in the easement, and I'm still taxed on it because I'm the owner. That's a nifty trick the local utilities got enacted - they don't want to pay property tax on the right-of-way, but they want unfettered access. Nice huh? So anyway, I'm not supposed to dig with power tools within 3 feet of the buried utilities, and I'm not supposed to obstruct the meters. I don't really have any objection to the gas or water access, as I use those utilities. However, my tolerance ends there. I do not have a cable subscription (DirecTV, thankyouverymuch.) Consequently, I have no tolerance of Comcast putting an R2D2 in my front yard. Cable TV is not a necessary municipal utility - gas, electric, water, sewer, and to a lesser extent telephone. Locally, the cable TV companies have been granted regional monopolies. Now they're exercising eminent domain and seizing property from me, for which I receive no benefit nor compensation. Why would I tolerate this?

  67. Proud by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

    I'd be proud to see this kind of thing installed. Having one would be a tangible symbol of progress, a reminder that we're not all luddites.

  68. They should put the things underground. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How hard would it be to put a box underground, then run flexible cables inside of that, the attach the cables to an inner box with all the service connections, then have that attached to a crank operated riser? (Nothing too fancy either, the screw jack mechanism has been around for years.) The techs can crank the thing up out of the ground to work on it where stuff is easy to get at, but then put the damn thing back out of the way when they're done with it.

    Sure, there might be a big ugly access panel on the ground, but it'd be a hell lot more tamper-proof and vandal proof and still less of an eyesore than the current utility boxes.

  69. Mounting boxes underground by Swervin · · Score: 1

    Mounting these boxes underground would give you a much larger footprint in the ground too. For instance, the boxes we use at the phone company I work for are around 4' cubes. We need access to doors on each side of them. To put them in the ground we'd need 64 sq' of access doors on the ground, instead of the 16 sq' footprint the current boxes have.

  70. It's the tagging by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    It's the tagging (vandalism) that makes the boxes really ugly! Just like dogs marking their hydrants with pee, the gangs have to piss on everything and anything with spray paint!

    Instead of getting pissed at AT&T, FIX THE PROBLEM!! Tagging here in Los Angeles is completely out of control-they even came into our fenced back yard and tagged the back wall where our kids' bedroom is! Personally, the thought of gang members on the other side of a window from my young, sleeping children scares the shit out of me!

    It's time to get tough with these punks! How about this-take indellible ink and paint a big red "T" atop their forehead!

    1. Re:It's the tagging by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

      It's not unique to LA either. You see it all over Buffalo, and in most cities.

      As I understand it, we never used to have tagging problems. Surely, paint existed for the first part of the 20th century. Why are we having problems like this now?

    2. Re:It's the tagging by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      This tool is excellent at removing gang members from your walls, as long as it is used in the opposite direction of the wall.

    3. Re:It's the tagging by Discordantus · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's been a problem for a few thousand years, anyway. There has been a boom recently, though, perhaps explained by the fact that a can of spray paint or a sharpie are both much easier to carry, conceal, and use covertly. Imagine a kid trying to sneak a bucket of paint and a brush into a school bathroom...

  71. Impediment is selling the service by failedlogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the impediment in this case is selling the service to customers and not that the boxes are an eyesore. If the service doesn't sell well AT&T will probably remove the boxes or upgrade the network to accommodate for smaller boxes. In either case, their PR department will lose. I guess it might end up selling well, but its easy as a virtual monopoly to force upgrades on its customers due to phasing out service. If they were selling enough access as it was, there should be no reason to upgrade right away. IMO, 90% of customers don't want more channels and interactive service. They just want TV to work and give them the channels they want.

    A few years back I worked in sales for a large Cable company. They were one of the first to roll out the Microsoft based IPTV service. The marketing people thought it was a great idea and started plugging it away to customers. IMO, whatever market surveys they did were really poorly done. The cable company already had rolled out the Digital terminals and they were selling really well. I didn't even have to try. The company tried to market the IPTV service and people didn't think much of it and were confused. The market was really limited and no one bought it. It was phased out and the company really doesn't talk about it much.

    I went on the AT&T site to look at this new and "exciting" feature. It really parallels all the problem employer had with the IPTV rollout. Its okay but I don't think customers will buy it unless they're compelled to by removing older service. I just suggest to people that really hate it to either en mass: 1) Call AT&T, tell them to cancel service unless they remove box. Follow through on cancellation. Local cable company will be more than happy to waive install charges. 2) Don't sign up for it. Make AT&T choke on their piece of buy. They have to throw it up and be made the fool for rolling this out.

    Oh, and I dealt a lot with pissed off customers who had much smaller boxes than this AT&T one installed on their property. When it took 4 - 6 months to bury the darn things it usually meant cancellation of service and a claims court judgment in their favor. I dare not ask how much this will cost AT&T.
     

  72. Pay for use of the easement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the telcos would have better luck if they provided some compensation to the home owner who gets the box on their front lawn?

    If AT&T gave me a free (or greatly reduced rate) on a 20+ Mbps connection, I'd be happy to let them install one of those boxes outside my house.

  73. Re:Easement by alienw · · Score: 1

    Well, I might not use natural gas for anything. That doesn't mean I have the right to stop the gas company from burying lines on my property. And wait, you are bitching about one of those cable boxes? The ones that are like the size of a small wastebasket? How much property tax do you pay on 0.5 square feet of your property? Something like 20 cents a year?

    I'm not sure where people get this idea that property ownership means you get your own little kingdom where you get to make up the rules. It's not like that.

    Also, cable TV is a utility just like all the other ones. Just because you don't subscribe to it doesn't mean it's not useful to others.

  74. Re:Easement by mookoz · · Score: 1

    This "embrace and extend" strategy was exactly what the city of Geneva, Illinois discovered when AT&T was preparing to bring "Project Lightspeed" (now called U-Verse) to town. Apart from the issue of the ugly boxes, Geneva already had a cable TV franchisee in town. They successfully fought AT&T off.

    They also prepared a guide for other towns to use, which was a brilliant move IMO. It's a great read.

    http://www.geneva.il.us/att/lightspeed.htm

  75. Boxes+Eyesore=Competition (finallyâ¦) by mhollis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, I read through most of these posts. And it's fairly clear that everyone is taking the Cable companies' views here, so I all ready know how the general community feels here. And you have a right to encourage your town to sue the Telcos to prevent the boxes. In fact, since it's a major election year, I'll bet your town fathers would get all excited if a bunch of you were excited about this.

    I use AT&T for my iPhone and I pray every day that I don't have to call their support. They have earned a bad reputation, as have most of the Baby Bells. So I'll bet all of the objections are tied in to a routine knee-jerk hatred of the Bell Companies.

    And, for "unsightly," just multiply the satellite antennas all over buildings everywhere. Sure, they're not the size of a refrigerator, but if you sprout multiples on buildings everywhere and especially in high-density areas, you can get all the way over to downright hideous. I would suggest that (in years past) many localities decided that C-Band and the larger K-Band backyard antennas were so unsightly that they passed laws against homeowners having them. I sometimes wonder if cable companies or their employees weren't involved in those town council votes.

    So you say you like the Cable companies over the Telcos. Fine. Here's what you do:

    Encourage the construction of the "unsightly" Telco boxes. Then, when your town or street is wired up and running, do what I did. Call up your "beloved" Cable company. And tell them line-item for line-item what the Telco's rates are. The Telcos will let you in on this information as soon as they roll out the service (you'll find their offers in the mail and probably on your door). Here's what you will notice: Telcos charge less for television and Internet services. They charge more for telephone services than the Cable companies do. And anyone, whether or not it's Satellite, Cable or Telco will give you an initial discount.

    If the Cable Company (that you love so much) is thinking, they'll send you to their "Retention Department." It is after a short discussion with them that I got $20.00 knocked off my cable bill each month for a full year.

    And if you never get to your Cable Company's "Retention Department," it's because they have all ready priced themselves below the Telco.

    Remember, you need to compare Apples to Apples here. Both the Telcos and the Cable companies are ground-based and they can sell you telephone, television and fast internet, though the Telcos' internet is not usually as fast as the Cable company's.

    In the end, it's possible for you and everyone to get a lower rate just because of the competition in the ground-based services. And it's also possible that the differing taxes and regulations will start evening out across the playing field.

    Oh, and that "refrigerator?" Looks more beautiful every month I get a discount from my Cable company.

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    Gods don't kill people, people with gods kill people.
  76. Ingrates by Mr3vil · · Score: 1

    If they don't want UVerse, I'll take it, hell AT&T can put the box in my backyard for all I care, it'd mean that much less grass to mow.

  77. Gimme Gimme Gimme!! by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

    Qwest can build a 100-story skyscraper in my front yard if it'll get me FTTP sometime before the heat death of the universe.

  78. NSA spy boxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Purchase more services from AT&T so they can violate my privacy and route my communications to the NSA? Ha! I don't want those perverts G.W. Bush, Alberto Gonzalez and Jonathan Yoo taping my phone, reading my e-mail and tuning into my TV.

    U-verse? No thank you AT&T.

  79. Re:Easement by toddestan · · Score: 1

    From what I have seen of these boxes, they tend to be constructed out of somewhat thick steel. I wouldn't count on your car winning the encounter.

    Now, the cable TV boxes on the other hand...

  80. Re:Easement by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cable TV is not a utility. It's entertainment. Power, potable water, and sanitary sewer are necessary utilities for an urban and suburban environment. People can function just fine without Cable TV.

    And yes, the R2D2 cable TV repeaters deprive me of access to a portion of my front yard, just like the big hulky U-Verse pedestals do. If I choose to put an addition on my house that requires the relocation of my driveway (which, btw, I did seven years ago,) I'm screwed if I can't get the cable company to move the frickin box out of my way. If they elect to tell me to piss off, I don't have much recourse other than to work around the obstruction. In the urban areas, someone wanting to put an extra off-street parking space (which would be a huge benefit in some places,) would be completely screwed if the U-Verse pedestal blocked the only available street access.

    The companies derive benefit by exploiting the space to it's maximum potential. The property owner receives zero or negative benefit. Tragedy of the Commons, plain and simple. I don't like having any old company come crap up my property, in a situation where I'm ultimately accountable for said property. The companies are cost-shifting maintenance expense onto me. If the gas company decided to park an accumulator and pumping station in the middle of your front yard, you'd be okay with that? It is, after all, an easement they have rights to.

  81. Re:Easement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Build a fence around it, lock it up, and charge the utility monthly rights to access it... and offer various tiers of service as well, so they know how it feels!

  82. Think WOL by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    Kinda' like Wake On LAN (I'm assuming) ;)
    You've still got bare metal contact to the network, power or not.

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    If I mod you up, it doesn't necessarily mean I agree with what you've said, sorry.

  83. Re:Easement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're confusing "easement" with "right-of-way". The city (or county or state)does in fact own the right-of-way. You own the easement. That bit of property you maintain next to the road is not yours if it's on the right-of-way. Check the survey you had done when you bought the property. Oh, hey, there's your actual property line! Been there, done that. I work for a utility. Take us to court if you don't believe me.

  84. New stage of corporatism. by mysidia · · Score: 1

    When corporations are openly more powerful than governments, even when it comes to decisions regarding the use of government-owned property.

    This time, Township Supervisor Matt Maloney said residents felt Comcast's boxes were an "intrusion." "They're putting it in without permits," he said. "It is their contention they are not required to do so. It's our contention that they are."

    A few years ago Geneva passed a 180-day moratorium that effectively stopped installations of AT&T's U-verse cabinets. The phone company sued Geneva and six other Illinois municipalities for restricting its plans. AT&T claimed it had the right to use public rights of way for its telecom network. Burns said his city merely wanted some say.

    Next step is... defense contractors tell the national government when to go to war, and if the president tries to negotiate a peace treaty, they sue the president.

  85. overreactive whining by nimbius · · Score: 1

    so long as it isnt comcast im sure i and most geeks are willing to settle with exploding refridgerator sized equipment boxes in our front yards for that sweet high bandwidth fiber to the door

    now, when my minifridge full of bawls explodes into flames in my basement, ill be the first to report it to slashdot.

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    Good people go to bed earlier.
  86. Turn it on end and paint a Tardis on it! by tlambert · · Score: 1

    Turn it on end and paint a Tardis on it!

    Who wouldn't want the Doctor visiting their neighborhood?

    -- Terry