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McCain Picks Gov. Palin As Running Mate

Many readers have written to tell us about McCain's choice of Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin as his VP choice. "Palin, 44, a self-described 'hockey mom,' is a conservative first-term governor of Alaska with strong anti-abortion views, a record of reform and fiscal conservatism and an outsider's perspective on Washington. [...] If elected, Palin would be the first woman US vice president, adding another historic element to a presidential race that has been filled with firsts. Obama, 47, is the first black nominee of a major US political party. The choice of a vice president rarely has a major impact on the presidential race. Palin will meet Biden, chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, in a debate in October."

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  1. Quote from the Future by Bryan_Casto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Joe Biden: "Governor Palin, I served with Dan Quayle; Dan Quayle was a friend of mine. Governor, you're no Dan Quayle."

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    1. Re:Quote from the Future by megamerican · · Score: 5, Funny

      Joe Biden: "Governor Palin, I served with Dan Quayle; Dan Quayle was a friend of mine. Governor, you're no Dan Quayle."

      In this case, that quote would be a great compliment.

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    2. Re:Quote from the Future by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, that's what we in the humor biz call "the joke".

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    3. Re:Quote from the Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Man.. what a sense of deja vu...

      Flashbacks to Mondale/Ferraro... Even the jokes will be the same:

      "Senator Obama, what do you wear: boxers or briefs?"

      "Boxers!"

      "Senator McCain, what do you wear: boxers or briefs?"

      "Depends."

      Funny thing though is that Palin may indeed be a Dan Quayle. Bush Sr. was quite brilliant actually. Though I disagree with many of the things he did, he was no intellectual lightweight. Then there was Quayle.

      The late-night hosts had a field day with Quayle. They called him Bush's insurance policy. Everyone sought the well-being of Bush because.. oh my.. imagine President Quayle..

      And strangely enough, Palin's record is eerily like Quayle's. Looks great on paper, but rather innocuous. Nothing jumps out. And alas, that's what's needed in a VP. She votes firmly with the party line. Nary a rebellious thought in her head. Just like Quayle.

    4. Re:Quote from the Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I heard she is a big environmentalist and loves Alaskan wildlife, especially Elk -- she has an excellent recipe for Alaskan Elk Stew.

    5. Re:Quote from the Future by SkyDude · · Score: 1, Funny

      but I'm interested to find out what Palin is like in more detail -- something I'm sure we'll be soon learning.

      She belongs to the NRA, packs a gun, shoots better than Cheney and plays hockey - what more does anyone need to know?

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  2. A female Dan Quayle by linzeal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well she just asked "What exactly does a vice president do?", on CNBC. Um, ok that is scary. This is just a female Dan Quayle that instead of golfing hunts, fishes and wrestles bears. Unfortunately she does none of these things naked.

  3. Re:Sure shes pretty and all but.... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    C'mon, don't be such a downer. We need faith based science to advance our faith based economy!

  4. Re:Sure shes pretty and all but.... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Republican ticket is now complete

    Yeah, I still couldn't get the voice of Darth Vader out of my head for that.

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  5. Re:Cool.. by drpimp · · Score: 3, Funny

    I myself don't want to see McCain in the White House, but if they (McCain/Palin) actually do get elected, I wouldn't mind becoming an intern to Palin in the White House. You know what I am talking about! Yeah Baby!

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  6. Re:Obama is not "African American" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Skin color and ethnicity should matter in an election

    Dr. Freud, I presume.

  7. Re:How is this news for nerds? by Adriax · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because now we'll see a Hot for Vice President site spring up.

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  8. Re:Sure shes pretty and all but.... by jandrese · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is so sexist, vpilf.com doesn't have a single picture of Dick Cheney.

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  9. Re:nice pick by SleptThroughClass · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, good, then she runs Linux?

  10. Re:Hahahah by ptbarnett · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps Biden should look at implants.

    He already has. The open question is where they got them from. :-)

  11. Monty Python? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Michael Palin will make an excellent vice presidential candidate. Awesome.

  12. Re:nice pick by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yea, she is pretty hot for her age, definetly a MILF, I'd tap that too if I got the chance. :)

    I suppose you mean a VPILF?

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  13. Re:Sure shes pretty and all but.... by rufus+t+firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is so sexist, vpilf.com doesn't have a single picture of Dick Cheney.

    Could I mod this (-1, Nauseating)?

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  14. Re:nice pick by Nutria · · Score: 4, Funny

    But having worked with her, would you vote for her?

    I guess that all depends on what "I'd tap her" means...

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  15. Re:More Quotes from the Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is like some sad attempt at political fanfic. Do you have little puppets of them at home that you play with like Lord Helmet?

  16. Age by 222 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not that this is the basis for my vote, but I'd like to point out that Palin was the Gov. of Alaska, one of the states that McCain is older than. Made me smile, at least ; - )

  17. Re:Creationism by cfulmer · · Score: 3, Funny

    If a sizeable portion of the population holds to an "uninformed" side, then you had better teach that, too. Heck, I try to teach my kids what Democrats think and we have a great discussion about it.

  18. Re:Pandering to the Vagina Vote by Sockatume · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's probably the timing, like the Sixaxis which came across as me-too-man-ship. In this metaphor Clinton is the Wii and Palin is the Sixaxis. Although I don't recall there being a raging nerd lust for Clinton. And the Wii hasn't been discontinued in favour of the DS. And Palin's not going to be upgraded to rumble hold on, I'll come back in with a car metaphor.

    Palin is like the SMART car, y'see, and Clinton is a Hybrid...

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  19. OK, Terrific. by krygny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fine.

    Great.

    Now show us your tits.

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  20. Re:Palin is no Hillary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm willing to bet I could buy votes for free beer...

    You've got my vote...

  21. Re:Hahahah by Abreu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, McCain could have picked Condoleeza Rice...

    (only joking)

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  22. Re:A clever choice... by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

    A Palin/McCain ticket would get more votes than the McCain/Palin ticket will from the disenfranchised Hillary democrats.

    Anyone focused so much on gender to vote for the 'other' party (assuming dem. Hillary supporters) needs to wake up and look at the issues and voting records...

    Maybe for ten seconds, until they realized that Palin might as well be a fat, prostitute-frequenting Republican for all the care she actually has for women's rights.

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  23. My Girlfriend will actually vote republican now by killkillkill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait. I'm a conservative... I have a girlfriend... What the hell am I doing here?

  24. Re:Palin is insurance against McCain's assassinati by Tanman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your hat fell off. You need to order a new one.

  25. Re:nice pick by javamann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Call her 'North Shores' and I'd drill her.

  26. Re:Brilliant, judo-like move by et764 · · Score: 2, Funny

    44 years old middle class (certainly no millionaire) woman mother of 5

    I'm really glad they didn't choose a 44 year old middle class man mother of 5...

  27. Re:Hahahah by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I heard Hillary's so mean that when it's pitch black, she's likely to eat a grue.

  28. McCain's judgment by leftie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't even try to compare this Alaska beauty queen mayor of a town of 6000 with Obama.

    Don't EVEN go there.

    Let's start talking about McCain's judgement. McCain thinks if he dies, Sarah Palin should be sitting across a negotiations table from Vladimir Putin discussing Georgia.

  29. Re:Naked! by jimmyharris · · Score: 3, Funny

    To be fair, 'decent' would be a huge improvement on any previous VP!

  30. It was close, by bgspence · · Score: 3, Funny

    but it looks like she beat out Romney in the swimsuit competition.