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Programming Jobs Abroad For a US Citizen?

An anonymous reader writes "I am a American citizen with a masters in Computer Science from a 3rd tier college and 4 years of work experience under my belt. I would like to work somewhere abroad in Europe for a couple years before I get too settled in life but have no clue where to start. I only speak English but would love to learn a second language. What sort of opportunities are there for American citizens to work abroad? What countries offer the best opportunity to balance a challenging work environment with enough vacation to explore the rest of Europe in my free time? Any hassles I should know about?"

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  1. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    code writes you... ?

  2. Hrmm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I am a American citizen "

    Are you sure you speak English?

    1. Re:Hrmm? by pipatron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Master's in CS, not in English. I'm sure he wouldn't make a mistake when typing in a real language like C or assembly.

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      c++; /* this makes c bigger but returns the old value */
  3. Re:What opportunities for a European in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean "they're" and "there".

    I see what you did they're.

  4. Re:What opportunities for a European in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well played.

  5. Try France. by takeoutphoto · · Score: 5, Funny

    France just loves Americans who only speak English. Maybe you can find something there.

    1. Re:Try France. by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 4, Funny

      LOL. The country folk are OK in France... though everyone knows Parisians are douches no matter where you come from.

    2. Re:Try France. by Nasajin · · Score: 4, Funny

      France aime les porcs Americains monolingues. Peut-etre que vous pouvez trouver quelque chose, vous chien.

      There, fixed it for you.

  6. Go to India by JoshDM · · Score: 5, Funny

    And get some of that sweet in-sourced work from the US.

  7. Re:elect obama by pleappleappleap · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obama doesn't have a fucking prayer.

    What is a "fucking prayer"? A prayer that gets you laid?

  8. Re:tier? by davolfman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure they do: snotty, good, small, and fake.

  9. Stay out of Europe dude! by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you're American, better stay out of Europe, or any country for that matter... That is, unless you people elect that Greek god dude in November.

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    McCain/Palin '08. Now THAT's hope and change!
  10. American Citizens working abroad by Dantoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    " What sort of opportunities are there for American citizens to work abroad?"

    Lots of opportunities with this outfit:

    [URL]http://www.marines.com/page/usmc.jsp[/URL]

    "Any hassles I should know about?"
    Nothing we can't train you for son.

    On a more serious note, if you are under 29 there is a class of working VISA available in many countries that allows you to work there for up to 12 months with few restrictions.

  11. Re:elect obama by smidget2k4 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And how does one submit these "fucking prayers"?

  12. Re:elect obama by bigmacd24 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, obama will force upper middle class workers to flee from America to Europe, to enjoy their world renowned reputation for low taxes and small governments.

  13. Re:tier? by antic · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Sure they do: snotty, good, small, and fake."

    Sorry, only just woke up half-way down the comments. Are we talking about breasts again?

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    'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
  14. Re:Working Holiday Visa by SimonInOz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry to seem negative, but if my (limited, Holland/Belgium) experience is anything to go by, you will fail to learn the language in these countries. Certainly, despite attempts, I ended up with little more than a smattering of Dutch.
    Why - they want to practice their (already good) English. So it's hard.
    And you are never going to learn Finnish. It's impossible, apparently. (There's a rumour that even Finns speak to other in English when no one else is listening, but it might not be true).

    It's fun though! Go for it.

    (Personally, I'm always pleased when I meet an American that even knows there are other countries, let alone has actually been there)

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    "Cats like plain crisps"
  15. Re:English at work countries... by thealsir · · Score: 4, Funny

    People Generally consider GB and Ireland to be part of Europe, much as many in GB/Ir would like to disagree.

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    Do not downmod posts "overrated" simply because you disagree with them.
  16. Re:elect obama by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1, Funny

    You simply knee in front of a womand and start praying in a stentorian voice. This won't get you laid tho; do you know why? Prayers don't work

    Tell me about it. The things you learn 20 years too late.

  17. Re:elect obama by Legion_SB · · Score: 3, Funny

    While you are living in this fictional world where Republicans are "fiscal conservatives", and Democrats "tax and spend", I think I'll take a look at real evidence to the contrary.

    Bah! I'm a slider and I thought I finally found my way home, but I guess this really isn't my Earth.

    I should have known. The black guy running for President and the little MILF hottie running for VP should've given it away. We only run old white men vs. older white men.

    By the way, you guys didn't elect Dean, right? Holy shit, was that a f*ck-up, I can't even begin to tell you. I'm sure you guys had it better these past few years than we did. You found the WMD stash in that little bunker, right?

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    'a';DROP TABLE users; SELECT * FROM DATA WHERE name LIKE '%'... if you're reading this, it didn't work.
  18. Re:elect obama by raynet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heavily accented english should suffice?

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  19. Come To Slovakia by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come to Slovakia, we love Americans to come here. We have a nice Hostel for you to stay in too.

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    Australian running a company that does C# / C++ / Java / SQL / Python / Mathematica
  20. Re:Working Holiday Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    And you are never going to learn Finnish. It's impossible, apparently. (There's a rumour that even Finns speak to other in English when no one else is listening, but it might not be true).

    Heh, one of the reasons that we (I'm from Finland) change language to English even when English speaker can speak little bit of Finnish, is that people whose first language is English pronounce Finnish such an awful way. It is really painful to listen, so we return the compliment and start speaking English. :)

    Germans aren't so bad at butchering our language and Spanish and Italians sound almost native. :)

    Oh, and more thing. English natives tend to speak Finnish using mostly nominatives and only small subsets of cases (understandably, since there are 15 cases for nouns), which makes them sound like Tarzan. :)

  21. Re:tier? by turgid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remind me never to buy another one of their locks.

  22. Try Iraq by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's a couple of hundred thousand Americans working there, and new vacancies being created every week.

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    Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur (anything said in Latin sounds important)
  23. Re:Africa would be a better deal by teal_ · · Score: 3, Funny

    And their flag has a AK-47 on it, very welcoming :)