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CC Companies Scotch Mythbusters Show On RFID Security

mathfeel passes along a video in which Mythbusters co-host Adam Savage recounts how credit card companies lawyered up to make sure the Discovery channel never, ever airs a segment on the flaws in RFID security. "Texas Instruments comes on [a scheduled conference call] along with chief legal counsel for American Express, Visa, Discover, and everybody else... They [Mythbusters producers] were way, way outgunned and they [lawyers] absolutely made it really clear to Discovery that they were not going to air this episode talking about how hackable this stuff was, and Discovery backed way down being a large corporation that depends upon the revenue of the advertisers. Now it's on Discovery's radar and they won't let us go near it."

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  1. Upcoming Mythbusters Special! by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny
    After hearing this news, I went to the Mythbusters site and entered in a bunch of old wives tales & myths passed onto me from my father and forefathers concerning lawyers. They are:
    • Lawyers possess a membrane of blood just below the skin so they appear to be human and bleed from things like paper cuts and scratches but if shot in the head or other vital organ, they will not bleed.
    • As long as they are given fresh videos of accidental injuries where a party is liable, lawyers can go weeks without food or water and still survive.
    • When dropped from 6 story (or higher) buildings, lawyers bounce.
    • Even when bound with twine and anchored, lawyers float.
    • If you cut a lawyer's head off, it will manage to sue you for days before it dies.
    • Lawyers emit an evil into the ether so powerful that when they are placed in a cage with a ravenous lion, the lion will cower and run.
    • Lawyers can smell profit and always pick the correct door in the Monty Hall situation when IEDs lay on the other side of two and $1,000 lays on the other side of one.
    • Lawyers can't feel pain.
    • Any lawyer can outrun a male grizzly bear in the middle of mating season.
    • Over the years, lawyers have built up a tolerance to lethal doses of iocane powder.

    I can't wait until they test my myths! Also, lawyers are the reason we no longer have habeas corpus, so the show should be filmed in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

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    1. Re:Upcoming Mythbusters Special! by prestomation · · Score: 5, Funny

      I like how this is modded informative..

    2. Re:Upcoming Mythbusters Special! by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lawyers can smell profit and always pick the correct door in the Monty Hall situation when IEDs lay on the other side of two and $1,000 lays on the other side of one.

      The correct door is of course one with an IED behind, they can sue for waaay more than $1000 for the trauma of getting blown up.

    3. Re:Upcoming Mythbusters Special! by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lawyers can smell profit and always pick the correct door in the Monty Hall situation when IEDs lay on the other side of two and $1,000 lays on the other side of one.

      The correct door is of course one with an IED behind, they can sue for waaay more than $1000 for the trauma of getting blown up.

      That's lawyer talk! You're one of them!

      GET HIM!

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    4. Re:Upcoming Mythbusters Special! by corgan517 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Any lawyer can outrun a male grizzly bear in the middle of mating season.

      I didn't know lawyers had a mating season! I guess I always assumed they were created in liquid-filled vats somewhere in Canada...

      Also... what do the lawyers do when the catch up to the bear?

    5. Re:Upcoming Mythbusters Special! by zblack_eagle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lawyers are like geeks, except they hack laws instead of code

    6. Re:Upcoming Mythbusters Special! by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, we should sue eachother more. You see, lawyers tend to become politicians, therefore there's enormous societal value in keeping lawyers busy suing people.

      It keeps evil out of politics.

      So sue eachother ! Sue me ! Maybe Barack, Biden, McCain and Palin will go back to thinking there's more money in lawyering.

      It's a feeble, fleeting hope, but what other hope is there ?

    7. Re:Upcoming Mythbusters Special! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, damn elitist lawyers. Oh right, obama grew up poor and without a father.

      I mean, we need to vote in people who are likable. Regular people who I can 'have a beer with' as the media says. That's Bush alright, he's a regular guy, not the son of millionares who has never had to fend for himself or work a hard day in his life.

    8. Re:Upcoming Mythbusters Special! by NotAgent86 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Without the restraint that it must be syntactically correct and compile! The fact that it doesn't 'compile' can generate work for another lawyer who discovers the errors.

  2. Next on Mythbusters... by Bieeanda · · Score: 5, Funny

    Busting Security Through Obscurity!

  3. News from the future! by symbolset · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wildly popular Mythbusters television star Adam Savage resigned suddenly from his position as cohost of Discovery TV's Mythbusters. Said Mr. Savage: "I just want to take a little personal time with my family. I'll be taking some time out for a year or four in Belize."

    Mr. Savage has not been seen since, and our repeated calls to his agent go unanswered.

    The Discovery Channel has announced through media representative Linsay Patter "We'll miss him and wish him the best. His loss means we won't be able to continue with the show." Discovery will be filling the space with Annie Parkinson's "Crafts for Children".

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    1. Re:News from the future! by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, *somebody* has to think of the children.

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  4. Re:I can just see the courtroom in 2010 by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Funny

    it works like this:

    Your honour we are rich smooth talking businessmen, the claimants are poor people, the defence rests.

    Judge: I rule in favour of the defence.

  5. With the accompanying /. title: by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

    "CC Companies Irish Mythbusters Show On Security"

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    1. Re:With the accompanying /. title: by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Funny

      Better that than "CC Companies French Mythbusters Show On Security".

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  6. Re:Yeah, well... by Volante3192 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The average public couldn't spell PBS...

  7. Re:I can just see the courtroom in 2010 by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This reminds me of something...

    Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW: Now prosecutor, why you think he done it?
    Prosecutor: 'Kay. Number one your honor, just look at him. And B, we've got all this, like, evidence, of how, like, this guy didn't even pay at the hospital. And I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo.
    [crowd boos]
    Prosecutor: I know! And I'm all, 'you've gotta be shittin' me!' But check this out man, judge should be like
    [bangs fist on table]
    Prosecutor: 'guilty!' Peace.

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  8. Re:Yeah, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The average public couldn't spell PBS...

    Sure they can. It's 2-6-enter on the remote.

  9. Re:99% chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That this clip is leaked to the Internet where it explodes in popularity.

    The Discovery Channel should make sure that the media the episode is stored on is secured by means of RFID security devices to ensure that it is not stolen and leaked.

  10. Good job by Joebert · · Score: 2, Funny

    Discovery is doing the right thing.
    Just to be safe they should keep this episode locked away in a secure vault out in the middle of nowhere guarded by a lock which requires two RFID keys to open so that it will never see the light of day.

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  11. Re:mod parent down by kalidasa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Except lawyers *usually* can be counted on to turn on other lawyers and devour them, just like sharks in a feeding frenzy.

  12. Re:Delaying the inevitable by Dan541 · · Score: 3, Funny

    But who would see it?

    Its better to post links here than in the article no one reads.

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  13. Re:Maybe the law should be open source by cjb658 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

  14. Re:Delaying the inevitable by DittoBox · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had a friend once that put "I'm not tipping you" on his. If a clerk doesn't mention it, they don't get anything written on the tip line of the receipt.

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  15. Re:Delaying the inevitable by StormyWeather · · Score: 2, Funny

    I draw smiley faces or less G rated things on the digital signature pads in stores :).

  16. Re:Delaying the inevitable by WGFCrafty · · Score: 3, Funny

    For the Mythbusters it's more like shooting fish in a barrel.

  17. Don't need no steenkin' lawyers. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1, Funny

    My assault rifle guarantees habeas corpus for my friends and family.

  18. Re:Sometimes it neccesary by kenj0418 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You must be new.

    In this country, we paint the hole to look like a window, then have anyone who calls it a hole walk the plank.

  19. Re:Delaying the inevitable by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 3, Funny

    But who would see it?

    Its better to post links here than in the article no one reads.

    Great. Now we're gonna have WTFV.

  20. Re:Delaying the inevitable by jonaskoelker · · Score: 2, Funny

    if some kid in Australia can gin up a convincing DMCA takedown

    ... then there's trouble brewing :)

  21. Re:Delaying the inevitable by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cucumbers listed as birth control at the counter would be the least of our problems.

    It sounds like a kinky, but certainly effective, form of birth control to me.

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