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Microsoft Patents "Pg Up" and "Pg Dn"

An anonymous reader notes that Microsoft has been granted a patent on "Page Up" and "Page Down" keystrokes. The article links an image of an IBM PC keyboard from 1981 with such keys in evidence. "The software giant applied for the patent in 2005, and was granted it on August 19, 2008. US patent number 7,415,666 describes 'a method and system in a document viewer for scrolling a substantially exact increment in a document, such as one page, regardless of whether the zoom is such that some, all or one page is currently being viewed.'... The company received its 5,000th patent from the US Patent and Trademark Office in March 2006, and is currently approaching the 10,000 mark."

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  1. Ok by me. by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's ok; I don't RTFA anyway.

    1. Re:Ok by me. by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, I skipped past your reply using my pgDn button. So there.

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    2. Re:Ok by me. by everynerd · · Score: 5, Funny

      See you in court.

    3. Re:Ok by me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      >That or the porn site is down.

      You're right - porn.slashdot.org is definitely not responding.

    4. Re:Ok by me. by PaKL · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey! I read RTFA yer, yer I know... I realise that it refers to a "page" and not the keys on the keyboard. However! Anyone seen a patent on the "Any Key" yet ? :P

    5. Re:Ok by me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I patented the pressing the letters c-o-u-r-t in that particular order.

      See YOU in court.

    6. Re:Ok by me. by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're right - porn.slashdot.org is definitely not responding.

      That's a subscribers only section.... try logging into your account ;)

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    7. Re:Ok by me. by kdemetter · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well's that nothing a screwdriver can't fix. I'll replace Pg Up and Pg Down with Scroll Lock and Pause. I can type blind anyway.

      Good Luck patenting that ! .

    8. Re:Ok by me. by JunkmanUK · · Score: 2, Funny

      They own the patent on the mouse wheel as well.

      I think the cursor keys might still be free... or dragging the scrollbar ... hmmm no, that's been patented...

      I found this by printing the document and slide it behind a picture frame, it's the only safe way...

    9. Re:Ok by me. by MrMr · · Score: 2, Informative

      You didn't read TFP: What is claimed is:...
      2. The method of claim 1 wherein receiving a command indicative of a page-based incremental scroll request comprises receiving a Page Up command...

      And further down: .... This operation occurs on receiving specific user input, e.g., a Page Up or Page Down key command.
      So this patent really claims the use of the Page Up key to move a page upwards by a specific amount. I think I'm going to patent a method to insert an 'e' into a digital text by pressing the 'e'-key on a keyboard.

    10. Re:Ok by me. by sqldr · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's a subscribers only section.... try logging into your account ;)

      ok.. *clicks*

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  2. No they didn't by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Informative

    sounds more like they patented scrolling up/down the same amount regardless of any zoom factor.

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    1. Re:No they didn't by wanderingknight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right, it's not exactly the same. Still, the difference is ludicrous, and getting a patent for this would make a very sad joke.

    2. Re:No they didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In other words, someone in QA opened a bug that the Page Up and Page Down didn't do the right thing when the doc was being zoomed. Then there was lots of email back and forth about what "the right thing" was supposed to be, and they settled on one. At the same time, other email chains in the Outlook inbox were reminding developers of the importance of filing for patents early and often, "even if you don't think it is especially original, things could turn out differently", with the implication that one's compensation and prospects for advancement (or not getting laid off) were at stake.

    3. Re:No they didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not even. They patented a method for scrolling up/down the same amount regardless of any zoom factor. Not all methods, and certainly not pgup/pgdn.

      Why is it that every patent story on slashdot always obfuscates the fact that patents cover methods of implementation, and not all encompassing ideas? Is it naive to think that this isn't a purposeful ommission?

    4. Re:No they didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is a kdawson post. kdawson is the epitome of stupidity and sensationalism. If a story sounds like it is too ridiculous or belongs in Idle (but is not), it's most likely a kdawson post and you should just disregard it.

    5. Re:No they didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it makes total sense. Microsoft is in the idea business and uses patents to extend its financial viability.

    6. Re:No they didn't by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      obfuscates the fact that patents cover methods of implementation

      Because you're wrong? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctrine_of_equivalents

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    7. Re:No they didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The difference is enough that the problem here isn't MS, it's the patent system. But we knew that. We're vilifying the wrong people. Our efforts should be focused on demonstrating the inferiority of this system, and exposing any corruption involved in maintaining it.

    8. Re:No they didn't by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      sounds more like they patented scrolling up/down the same amount regardless of any zoom factor.

      To gett arround the patentt, just be sligghtly offf. I ussed a simmilar techniqque to gett arround a speling patentt.

           

    9. Re:No they didn't by Repton · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Isn't that what Acrobat Reader does? You hit space, and it scrolls you down to the next screen-sized bit of document. Or, you hit pagedown, and it scrolls you exactly one page worth (which takes you to the same place on the next page).

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    10. Re:No they didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Doctrine of Equivalents still requires something to be done in substantially the same way as a patented method to be considered infringing. It exists to prevent someone from taking apart an invention, changing something trivial, and then trying to pass it off as their own. It does not mean MS or anyone else can patent ideas.

      But go ahead, link to a case where someone has been sucessfully sued for infringing on a software patent where the methods of implementation in question were independently developed. I'd love to see it.

    11. Re:No they didn't by drcln · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is it that every patent story on slashdot always obfuscates the fact that patents cover methods of implementation, and not all encompassing ideas? Is it naive to think that this isn't a purposeful ommission?

      Never ascribe to malice that which can be explained by stupidity. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon's_razor

      The only part of a patent that matters are the claims. So, no this patent does not cover all PgUp / PgDn, but only paging that is carried out according to the formula in the claims. Still, it seems that paging through a document as if it were a book with fixed pages and always showing the same part of the page would have been obvious.

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    12. Re:No they didn't by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But go ahead, link to a case where someone has been sucessfully sued for infringing on a software patent where the methods of implementation in question were independently developed. I'd love to see it.

      There is absolutely no need for someone t have successfully done that for absurd patents to become problematic. Essentially no one can afford to be sued by, say, MS, even if your implementation of Page Down is provably different to theirs.

    13. Re:No they didn't by archkittens · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have to imagine that redmond feels frivolous patents like this are an EXTREMELY funny joke. Bet you it went down like this:

      SB: come on guys, you've got to think of some way to simultaneously shaft millions and demonstrate, once again, the inadequacy of patent office oversight.
      HG: well, we already patented double clicking, how can we top that?
      TS: we could patent breathing....
      JD: no, that might infringe on Dell's pending (at the time of this conversation) copyrighting of the term "cloud computing"
      BG: let's patent being fat, bald, and sweaty. SB needs to have his name on something for once.
      SB: fuck it, lets just patent these two buttons on my keyboard, pg up and pg dn. no one but *nix users will notice the difference anyways.
      USPTO: allow us to lick your testicles, mr ballmer!

      no, that's not a leaked microsoft email, but you and I both know it may as well be.

    14. Re:No they didn't by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course, by that logic, any patent what-so-ever is potentially "problematic". So all you're saying is that if Microsoft wants to sue you then you're in a mess of trouble and frankly, that's not very insightful.

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    15. Re:No they didn't by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dell tried to trademark the term "cloud computing."

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    16. Re:No they didn't by Harry8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it naive to think that an Anonymous Coward apoligising for an unconscionable microsoft patent is paid for doing so? We know they've paid to push propaganda on wikipedia. Clue: the "method" is to press the Page Up or Page Down key. Or you're arguing that the "method" they've patented is the use of basic arithmetic.

    17. Re:No they didn't by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, it is. Not only is it naive, it's hopelessly paranoid. Worse still, it stifles discussion, much in the same way calling someone who disagrees with you a troll does. The poster is most likely a random person posting their honest opinion, who was afraid that the corrupt moderators /. has would abuse their power because they didn't like what he was saying (thankfully, he was wrong... we must have the decent moderators on tonight). Sweet Jesus, some people must have an "omg astroturf!!!" macro, because they're ready with their bullshit cries the instant someone defends a product/company they don't like.

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    18. Re:No they didn't by udippel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not that I thought it was a great patent idea (to me it isn't), kdawson got it wrong, again, as many pointed out.
      Just to clarify it, again:

      beginning at a starting point offset from a top of the document and from a top of the first page; calculating a height of at least the first page; calculating a row offset of the starting point of the first page; calculating a vertical offset at the starting point of the first page, wherein the vertical offset is calculated according to a formula of the form {[(p-1)/c]h}+r, where p is equal to the number of pages in the document, c is equal to the number of columns of the document which are simultaneously displayed, h is equal to the height of at least the first page, and r is equal to the row offset of the starting point of the first page

      I can't make out the details, but what they propose seems to be a somewhat more intelligent scrolling. I myself have at times cursed the PgUp/PgDn for straightforwardly scrolling, without considering horizontal scrolling (zoom).
      I for one will be grateful if in future I can read an academic paper of 2 columns by zooming in on the first column, and use PgUp/PgDn to navigate up-down on that same column, with useful steps.

      A patent for this: God beware!

    19. Re:No they didn't by Firehed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It makes perfect sense for them, certainly. But could a single keystroke that advances or rewinds the document by 96% of the height of the viewport (fancy for Page Up) NOT be classified as obvious?

      Respect to MS for getting the patent I guess (if you're first then you're first; more power to them), but it just goes to prove how fucked up the patent system is.

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    20. Re:No they didn't by DXLster · · Score: 3, Informative

      But go ahead, link to a case where someone has been sucessfully sued for infringing on a software patent where the methods of implementation in question were independently developed. I'd love to see it.

      Okay... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eolas

    21. Re:No they didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is kdawson. I can see who AC posts come from, you were logged on

    22. Re:No they didn't by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm pretty sure I've used more than one PDF viewer that does just that.

    23. Re:No they didn't by no-body · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it's the patent system

      Really? I thought it was the people (ab)using it.

      "Interprocess communication mechanism for heterogeneous computer process"

      Wouldn't you think it takes somebody with double-blind eyes to file a patent on this? Actually, this seems to be an attempt to highjack the Internet - who would want to try such a thing?

    24. Re:No they didn't by spazdor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, yeah. But the tricky word is "substantial", and its moving goalposts.

      If a particular implementation A of a function M is patented, but M is the type of thing that other software developers need to accomplish too, then I will need another implementation B of that same function.

      But since B can differ from A as much or as little as I like, the question is "how much is substantial?" I could just take A, add a NOP at the end, and call it a distinct function. That probably doesn't meet the definition.

      Now what about two NOPs? What if I unroll all the loops, or switch around register names, or swap the operands of all the 'Add' instructions?

      Turing-Church essentially promises that regardless of a little bit of obfuscation, or a lot, or none at all, the underlying computation going on in B is isometric to that in implementation A.

      That there are an infinite number of alternative implementations, will just be used as a slippery slope argument by a good lawyer. "Why, if we allowed the defendant to publish implementation B, because it's a different algorithm, then we'd have to allow every software patent to be violated by anyone who knows how to obfuscate an algorithm! Nazis would once again ride on dinosaurs!"

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    25. Re:No they didn't by slarrg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple's Preview does this when you select "Previous" or "Next" and their keyboard shortcut can be mapped to any key you wish. How is this innovation?

    26. Re:No they didn't by registrar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So all you're saying is that if Microsoft wants to sue you then you're in a mess of trouble and frankly, that's not very insightful.

      That conclusion is important to keep in mind, even if it's not a new discovery. It shows that the patent system is only part of the problem, the legal system is another half. The political system is another half of the problem. If your legal and political systems were less biased towards wealthy clients, then it would be less of a problem that the USPTO is broken-people could get justice despite it. The fact that the courts are broken means that the all patents are potentially problematic.

      In complex societal discussions like this it's easy to focus on one particular group as responsible for all of the problems (here the USPTO). It's important here to identify problems that the USPTO is partlyresponsible for. Both the USPTO and the US courts need to be fixed, but not both at once.

    27. Re:No they didn't by mobets · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hasn't Acrobat done this as the default for quite a while?

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    28. Re:No they didn't by wdr1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Never in my life have I wish so badly that I had mod points. kdawson is the new timothy.

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    29. Re:No they didn't by bit01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not even. They patented a method for scrolling up/down the same amount regardless of any zoom factor. Not all methods, and certainly not pgup/pgdn.

      Which is obvious to somebody skilled in the art.

      Is it naive to think that this isn't a purposeful ommission?

      Why is it that every patent story on slashdot always obfuscates the fact that patents cover methods of implementation, and not all encompassing ideas?

      Because even the patent office hasn't a clue what is the difference between methods and ideas. The entire patent edifice is based on little more than handwaving, though they try to obscure that fact with lots of terminology and assorted other BS.

      They can't even objectively answer whether two ideas are the same or different. Nobody can, particularly in something as amorphous and ill-defined as software (e.g. they are forever confusing new words with new ideas), and the fact they fraudulently claim they can means everyone suffers.

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    30. Re:No they didn't by sgbett · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, Maybe that's what MS is trying to do? God bless them!

      *ducks*

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    31. Re:No they didn't by Wolfbone · · Score: 2, Informative

      patents cover methods of implementation, and not all encompassing ideas

      Not true.

      Patent applications are drafted to be as broad as the prior art will allow. Patents claiming "all encompassing ideas" are usually harder to get than narrow ones and at greater risk of later invalidation, but - as Acacia and other trolls are well aware - they are more valuable: http://w2.eff.org/patent/ and software is particularly troubled by them: http://www.researchoninnovation.org/dopatentswork/dopat9.pdf

    32. Re:No they didn't by Sapphon · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Insightful"?

      Hello mods, let me disect this frog for you: the parent implied that s/he had developed an 'almost as good' alternative to a spelling patent. The quality of said alternative is to be seen in the misspellings of 'gett', 'arround', patentt', 'sligghtly', 'offf', 'ussed', 'simmilar', 'techniqque', and 'speling'.

      Sheesh. Amazing who they let loose – I mean, lose – with mod points nowadays.

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    33. Re:No they didn't by Delkster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, some existing software still does something pretty close to this. In Evince, for example, you can always scroll exactly to the next page regardless of how much of a page is being displayed at the current zoom level by pressing Ctrl+PgDn (and similarly for up). Adobe Reader might behave the same way but I'm not sure. I think OpenOffice.org Impress (the powerpointy thingy) also does that.

      I didn't read the patent application, but if TFA has any clue, the only difference between that and the MS 'invention' is that in the latter one the viewer would scroll exactly to the same position in the next/previous page as you were previously viewing on the original page. For example, if you're 1/4 down page n, MS PageDown 2008 (TM) would get you to the position 1/4 down page n+1. The examples I mentioned earlier always give you the beginning of the next/previous page.

      Nevertheless, seems trivial. But then, again, I didn't read the patent application.

    34. Re:No they didn't by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 3, Informative

      The difference is enough that the problem here isn't MS, it's the patent system. But we knew that. We're vilifying the wrong people. Our efforts should be focused on demonstrating the inferiority of this system, and exposing any corruption involved in maintaining it.

      I have to agree, and if anything MS is demonstrating the insanity of the US Patent system by proxy.

      MS has been sued over 100s of insane patents, and so they were forced to patent anything even plausibly theirs to protect companies from getting rich off of stupid patent lawsuits.

      (If people look at MS patent history, prior to the mid 90s when they started getting hammered with bogus patent lawsuits, MS had a very limited amount of patents.)

      In case anyone doubts MS's filings as being anything but defensive, Google their position on Patents going back to Win 3.x days.

      Here is a quick link to illustrate:
      http://news.cnet.com/Microsoft,%20Oracle%20call%20for%20patent%20reform/2100-1030_3-5683240.html

    35. Re:No they didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, only 7 page downs till godwin.

    36. Re:No they didn't by smallfries · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is a lovely feature. When I was writing up my thesis a few years I found it to be completely invaluable. It meant that I could line up the rendered output of a thesis page on the screen so that the margins were cropped, and the view was zoomed in on the actual text. When I hit forward / backward the viewer would skip the exact same point on the adjacent page. It saved a lot of time, and it's feature that is missing from a lot of document viewers *cough* Adobe Acroread I'm looking at you.

      Of course I'm talking about using ghostview which has supported this feature for decades. But I'm sure Microsoft don't believe it's a real patent either. They're just playing the numbers game.

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  3. Next up: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft patents the process of securing a patent.

  4. The real patent they need... by lucm · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... is the three fingers salute. A "standard mechanism allowing end users to terminate faulty operating system processes without having the possibility to save their current work".

    Ok it's an easy one.

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    1. Re:The real patent they need... by PsychoElf · · Score: 5, Funny

      My lawyer will be contacting you for the emotional damage I have suffered as a result of your post. I wasted a mouthful of BEER as a direct result of your post.

    2. Re:The real patent they need... by whosaidanythingabout · · Score: 3, Funny

      The real origin of the three fingers is explained buy the inventor (David Bradley) on youtube. So, Microsoft could not have patented it ... well they probably could have anyway in light of the PageUP PageDN patent.

    3. Re:The real patent they need... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fantastic! They could sublicence it to everyone who ever added a power switch to their computers for extra cash, too.

      Yeah, I suggest they try to get a piece of the action for every PC sold by a major vendor.

      Oh, wait...

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    4. Re:The real patent they need... by syousef · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about "A method to horrify employees with the realization that their financial future is tied to your company". The "Dance Monkey Boy" video of Steve Balmer's little motivational "speech" should suffice and heaven knows no one's going to have prior art that covers that. If you can't submit the video, get someone to storyboard it. I think it would make a lovely comic. "Wwwoooooooooooooooooooooooo. Developers, developers, developers. WWWWWWWWWWWOooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

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    5. Re:The real patent they need... by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not at all, the BSOD is the method used to lose your work WITHOUT pressing any keys.

      The difference here is the BSOD is an automated process for losing your work, where the three-fingered-salute is a manual process for losing your work. Both must exist, because the automated process is sometimes unreliable. When work must be lost NOW and the automated process fails, users have an alternative.

      Same result, different method.

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  5. This is getting ridiculous... by monsul · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although the point here is not how ludicrous the patent is. Small companies simply can't afford the legal fees necessary to show this on court. Every single software patent out there, no matter how silly, is effectively enforced to everyone who doesn't have the resources to show up in court. The system is broken. I hope someone "up there" notices before it's too late

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  6. Other Inventions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft announces today the patenting of P-En-IS

    Gates: "P-En-IS is one of our most stable products yet! in fact at most it'll need a soft reboot now and then"

    Ballmer: "Thats right, Buffer overflows are a FEATURE on this one!"

  7. Better them than a troll by Kamokazi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't say I remember hearing of Microsoft sue a bunch of companies over a broad patent like this before, so I guess it's better that they have it than some stupid IP holidng patent troll company.

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    1. Re:Better them than a troll by powerspike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, they'll just use it along with rest to force smaller companies into licencing deals, you got something microsoft wants? well you give it to them, other wise they'll throw a couple thousand invalid patents at you, wouldn't cost that much to strike them down right?

  8. Re:What now? by Proud+Virgin · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I were you, I wouldn't touch those keys again unless your lawyer says it's OK.

  9. What? by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the response my father gave when I read the summary to him nicely sums up what we're all thinking: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

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  10. Why corporations should not be "a person" by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They have no guilt, no shame and no conscience. If corporations were people, there's a good chance they'd be just a little bit embarrassed in filing for a patent as obvious and pre-existing as this.

    Instead of a corporation being required by law to be beholden to the shareholders interests, let's have that law changed to make corporations beholden to the interests of the people in their community.

    1. Re:Why corporations should not be "a person" by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most large corporations are run by sociopaths. That's why you're seeing this correlation.

      Studies have estimated that sociopaths constitute around 3% of the population. There's two kinds of sociopaths: stupid ones, and smart ones.

      The stupid ones are usually called "criminals", and are frequently found in prison. They have no conscience and don't care about anyone but themselves, so they naturally turn to crime to get ahead, but aren't smart enough to do it for long without getting caught. (Note that this doesn't mean that all common criminals are sociopaths; many are just screwed-up people, or drug addicts, who have become desperate or made very bad choices, but still feel some remorse for their actions like any normal person.)

      Smart sociopaths, however, are the real cancer in our society. Instead of becoming common criminals, they're smart enough to avoid that trap, and instead go to school (probably cheating their way through), and using their uncanny ability to work people, they work their way up into the top echelons of companies like Enron, Worldcom, Microsoft, etc. Others go into politics, and become Senators and Presidents. They're better at getting into these jobs, precisely because they have no conscience holding them back and keeping them from doing unethical things, and that's why so many of these jobs are held by sociopaths.

      Another poster commented that there's no law against being a sociopath, but there probably should be, considering the damage they do to society when they're placed in positions of power over the rest of us (especially in the political or legal fields, where we're trusting these people to do the right thing, and they're using us to their own benefit instead).

    2. Re:Why corporations should not be "a person" by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      mod +5 amen-brother

    3. Re:Why corporations should not be "a person" by vittal · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oddly enough, there is some research regarding psychopathy and management. While it would certainly be untrue to say "Most large corporations are run by sociopaths", there are examples of CEO's who do tick the boxes for psychopathy.

      http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/96/open_boss.html is an interesting article covering some of the work by Robert Hare (the bloke who devised the Psychopathy Checklist used by police departments to profile killers).

      Disclaimer - I have worked for a company where the CEO is in jail for being a cheating, lying toe-rag.

    4. Re:Why corporations should not be "a person" by canuck57 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is unquestionably the best post I have read in weeks.

    5. Re:Why corporations should not be "a person" by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "It is the only way..."

      No it isn't. And it fails to ask the question "should abc corporation continue to exist?" It is in the best interests of my cells that I continue to exist, but if I were to go around killing other people, corrupting governments, destroying the environment, and generally being a negative on society, I would be in jail or executed. And it isn't the only way... there was a way before this '80s corporate mentality got started in the first place. There was a time when corporations somehow acted as if they felt compelled to help take care of their employees and communities to some degree.

      "Broken by design"? I wouldn't go that far. I would say that evil businesses have managed to change the rules in their favor and this is especially true of IP rules like patents, copyright and trademarks. They have turned these defensive devices into offensive weapons to wield against anyone and everyone that seems to threaten their income.

      "The USPTO does [make the rules]" Yeah they do. And the rules keep getting changed under whose influence and for whose benefit?

  11. Re:Didn't read article by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 4, Informative

    At least read the summary next time. If you had you'd have noticed it's quite clearly not a patent for the keys themselves, but the practice of scrolling a specific amount regardless of the current view settings (eg. zoom). As such your keyboard is irrelevant, a peice of software that implements those keys in the standard way however is absolutely relevant.

    To quote the patent text itself (emphasis added):

    Briefly, the present invention provides a method and system for scrolling a substantially exact increment in a document, such as a row height corresponding to a row of one or more pages of a page set, so as to display a next page set from the precise vertical location into the page that the previous page set started, regardless of the current zoom percentage. For example, if the middle of a page set is at the top of the viewing area, after scrolling, the middle of the next page set is at the top of the viewing area. This operation occurs on receiving specific user input, e.g., a Page Up or Page Down key command.

    Notice that the use of the Page Down/Up keys is an example of input that would be used in concert with the patent, so it's crystal clear that they're not trying to patent the keys themselves.

    Not that what they're patenting is any less ridiculous, but let's at least get straight what ridiculous thing we're talking about.

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  12. Nonetheless, by vlad_petric · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They still use patent threats and indemnification as a way to scare companies off Linux distributions.

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    1. Re:Nonetheless, by BradleyUffner · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't remember too many actual real examples of microsoft trying to scare anyone with thier patents. What I do remember is every linuxite freaking out about the fact that Microsoft COULD try to scare people if they felt like it someday. So far I havent actually seen Microsoft make any moves against big projects like Mono or Samba.

    2. Re:Nonetheless, by Raenex · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't remember too many actual real examples of microsoft trying to scare anyone with thier patents. What I do remember is every linuxite freaking out about the fact that Microsoft COULD try to scare people if they felt like it someday.

      You haven't been paying attention then:

      http://www.google.com/search?q=ballmer+novell+linux+patents

  13. Finally! by slimjim8094 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jeez... why did it take them so long? I've been waiting for 25 years for this! This is a killer feature!

    Oh, wait.

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  14. The "t" util in Decus C had this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...published, with source code, certainly by 1984 and maybe several years earlier.

    The t utility did not use PgUp/PgDn keys, had some others since it was for most any crt terminal, but it had and used the concept and was certainly published and possible to date publication. There are funny rules about publication, but this is a well documented bit of code, for almost any machine that could compile C code, given away freely.

  15. Re:Lawsuit time by spazdor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, you're using my patented Intellectual Property Recursive Protection system!

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  16. Have considered actually reading the patent? by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh. Wait. This is Slashdot.

    (The patent is still crap, but it is not an attempt to patent PageUp and PageDown keys.)

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  17. Re:Didn't read article by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Informative

    Keep in mind that the scope of what's patented is contained entirely within the claims of the patent, not in the rest of the specification. (Although, anything in the specification, once published, can be considered "prior art" over future applications.)

    In this case, the independent claims get extremely specific, including an indication of the particular formula being used to calculate the amount to scroll. Compare this to the claims as originally filed.*

    (* If that link expires, the application publication number is 20060200764, and you can enter that here.)

  18. seems like by mysidia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They filed for a patent in 2005 for essentially a method that applications were using in 2004 and earlier.

    Take Mozilla Suite and Mozilla Firefox, for instance. You push the 'page down' key... text zoom factor doesn't matter, you're going to scroll a fixed amount of document space.

    Acrobat Reader does something similar also.

    There is and was nothing novel about scrolling a fixed-size page increment regardless of zoom factor.

    It was so trivial and widely done, that it is unlikely anyone bothered to publish anything about it.

    If taking common practices and algorithms, writing them down, and using a fancy formula to express them permits patenting of the general method, then we live in a world where everything's going to be patented, and it's going to be impossible to create anything or express any idea.

    Because to create something, the expression of a novel idea, you always need some simple (self-evidence) ideas involved.

    Microsoft is trying to lay claim to the simple self-evident ideas that noone should be allowed to claim.

    Even though those ideas may have not been formally expressed before, thus there may be no officially recognizable "prior art".

    Not recognizable, because it exists in physical form and not written form suitable for analysis by the patent office, courts, etc.

    ( Other proprietary developers of proprietary SW that existed before are unlikely to disclose enough information about their pagination algorithm to show their prior-published app is a piece of prior art.)

    And no reputable-enough publisher or publication is likely to ever document the behavior of something so absurdly simple as say Acrobat's "page down" action in enough detail to invalidate M$ patent; it would rightly be considered a waste of paper.

  19. vilifying the right people by speedtux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The difference is enough that the problem here isn't MS, it's the patent system.

    The problem MS. Most people learn in kindergarten that just because you can get away with doing something wrong doesn't mean you should.

    There is no justification for Microsoft to file these ridiculous patents, and they should be vilified for it.

    Not only is the fact that they are applying for these patents evil, it is just as evil that they are clogging up the patent system and patent examiners with this bullshit.

    1. Re:vilifying the right people by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is no justification for Microsoft to file these ridiculous patents, and they should be vilified for it.

      Critical thinking needs to be applied here...

      If you were MS and hit with almost daily 'insane' patent lawsuits, what would you do? Just let every idiot create a patent and sue you out of existence because THEY CAN?

      This is a defensive measure on MS's part, and is EXACTLY why they are doing it.

      Microsoft, even with the Linux threats, has had almost NO offensive patent litigation, and this is with them holding as many as they do that pokes holes all the way into GUI features of OS X and Linux that they could probably win and get the products changed.

      If MS was truly as evil as we would like to believe, they would have used their patent wealth to shut down all other competing software by now.

      (Even inline spell checking, red squiggle lines for spelling, and even dragging and dropping text is a MS design from the Word team, and arguably something they own as the current Patent laws have been upheld. How do you think this would affect any GUI OS or GUI based software product?)

    2. Re:vilifying the right people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If MS was truly as evil as we would like to believe, they would have used their patent wealth to shut down all other competing software by now.

      Another interpretation is that they don't dare start a patent war against FOSS such as Linux since:
      a/ It could be seen as an anti-competitive move by the EU which has got its eye very firmly fixed on MS at present.
      b/ IBM is very big on FOSS including Linux. IBM has more and scarier patents than MS and could probably take it apart in a patent war.

  20. And, in other patent news by haruchai · · Score: 3, Funny

    Turtle Wax has been granted a patent for "Wax on, Wax off". A federal judge has ruled that "The Karate Kid" cannot be used as prior art in a US court and Ralph Macchio's character was under a "foreign influence" at the time.

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  21. Next up for M$: by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 2, Informative

    Patenting Control-Alt-Delete to reboot your computer.

  22. The $, euro, yen keys are mine. by langenaam · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've just applied for patents for currency keys as a means of representing currencies. So please don't use the $, euro, yen, etc. keys before contacting me about licensing fees ... (Since the pound is dropping so much these days, I decided to leave it to the Brits)

  23. Is it actually their's to patent? by mike_diack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After all the PC keyboard and hardware are IBMs design. How can Microsoft possibly thus patent that?

    Mike

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