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Oldest Skeleton In New World Discovered

Death Metal Maniac writes "Dubbed Eva de Naharon, or Eve of Naharon, the female skeleton has been dated at 13,600 years old. If that age is accurate, the skeleton along with three others found in underwater caves along the Caribbean coast of the Yucatán Peninsula could provide new clues to how the Americas were first populated. The skeletons' skulls hint that the people may not be of northern Asian descent, which would contradict the dominant theory of New World settlement. 'The shape of the skulls has led us to believe that Eva and the others have more of an affinity with people from South Asia than North Asia,' González explained."

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  1. this can't be right by halfEvilTech · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imposible, as every one in florida knows the world is only 6000 years old

  2. Oh my God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Underwater for so long! Is she okay?

  3. Re:Silly. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Earth *IS* only 6,000 years old. Give or take 4.54 billion years.

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  4. Re:Silly. by ByOhTek · · Score: 5, Funny

    So.... Within that margin of error, the earth may not have been created yet?

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  5. Re:Amazing! by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 5, Funny
    McCain sure knows where to get the MILFs!

    Vote McCain - Vote MILF!

    Have you got MILF? Vote McCain!

    My personal fantasy....

    I'm McCain with a really hot MILF millionaire wife (which he already has) who wants to 'experiment'. I get a MILF of a VP and THREESOME in the Whitehouse! WoooHOOO!

  6. Re:Silly. by jimicus · · Score: 5, Funny

    What would you be if you are atheist and not an evolutionist?

    Given the body of scientific data to backup evolution theory, I believe the correct term would be "idiot".

  7. Thanks for clearing that up... by mea37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Dubbed Eva de Naharon..."

    Huh?

    "...or Eve of Naharon

    Oh, ok, got it!

  8. Re:Duh by afabbro · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was playing Civilization the other day, doing an earth simulation and I was playing as Japan. One of my first strategies was to research Astronomy so that I could build Galleons and go colonize the Americas before anyone else could. Having colonized all of the islands in southern Asia (and Australia) it was just obvious what I had to do next. Clearly the early south Asians were thinking along the exact same lines.

    "We must research Astronomy so we can build galleons and colonize the Americas!"

    "Shut up, Oggthog, and stop drinking the fermented rice. We're almost out of Woolly Mammoth Burger and it's almost time for Volcano Appeasement Day."

    "(grumble, grumble)...one day we'll harvest steam to power great engines and link our centers of distribution..."

    "What are you talking about?"

    "Nothing dear...just sharpening my spear..."

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  9. Wait...SOUTH ASIA?? by andy1307 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the first people in the Americas were south asians i.e. Indians? So should we call them Indians or native americans?

  10. Re:Well, it hasn't by Columcille · · Score: 5, Funny

    A billion year beta? I didn't realize Google was the creator!

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  11. Re:Amazing! by CaptPungent · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, he said run the country. Note the lack of "into a deep, deep hole" after those words.

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  12. Re:Everyone? by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talking about the "truth" and then mentioning the catholic church essentially destroys your credibility. The whore church of babylon has NO credibility to be speaking of the truth of God's will.

    backs away without making eye contact ... OK, sure thing there chief. Whatever works for 'ya.

    Cheers

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