Apple Declares DRM War On Sneaker Hackers
theodp writes "Nicholas Carr is not pleased that Apple has applied for a patent to extend DRM to tennis shoes and other articles of clothing. Apple apparently views tennis-shoe DRM as a way to head off a potential plague of sneaker hacking. 'Some people,' the patent application observes, 'have taken it upon themselves to remove the sensor from the special pocket of the [iPod-linked] Nike+ shoe and place it at inappropriate locations (shoelaces, for example) or place it on non-Nike+ model shoes.'"
I'm not sure which is more ridiculous - the patent application or the fact that there's an iPod link in a shoe.
I toggled a toggle and buttoned a button, but when I got done, I was done doin' nothin'.
What is it with evilness generally claiming that they have to protect the stupid halfwits from themselves? Apple's patent app:
"Since only authorized garments are configured to electronically pair with authenticated sensors, a user (or manufacturer) can be assured that the sensing data received by the sensor is both accurate and consistent with its intended use (a sensor designed for use with running shoes can not properly be used with dance shoes, for example)."
Dear Corporate World:
We are not complete tools... we can take care of ourselves. Believe it or not, we know the difference between dancing and running.
Thanks Much
-Consumers of the World.
Apple knows they can't win this, but they have to establish a track record.
IIRC, the classic example is that you own a lot of land. Your neighbor parks his dump truck on a part of your land that you don't use and you don't see. After several years, you want to develop that land. Since you allowed his to park there for years he can argue that he has your permission.
I've been using a Mac since 1987. I rely on it for professional quality multitrack recording, but now am *very* eager to find FOSS alternatives. I've also been a Linux sysadmin for several years, so I keep trying out various multimedia software and distros when they come out or get updated, (like dyne:bolic, ubustud, ardour, ecasound, etc). Much to my chagrin, I can never get the multitrack recording to work for me in Linux. It seems jackd is always the problem, no matter which soundcard I try (and I've got several I bought because they were listed as "compatible" but they really are not, like M-audio with the envy24 set). I don't know what the hell is up with the jackd devs, but I do know that sooner or later, there will be a satisfactory Linux solution to multitrack recording, and when that happens it's good-bye, Apple. I am so sick of their control freak bullshit, I've not even upgraded my Mac since 2005 (and don't plan to). I'm still using Tiger, and I really hope it's my last Mac OS. I sure do hope we see a release of a functional jackd soon... But either way, this is my last Mac. I will record on it for as long as I have to, but will be switching to my Linux boxen for everything else soon. It's Apple's ridiculous policies that have completely turned me off. I remember when Apple was cool, it's sad really... Maybe if no satisfactory Linux solution comes up soon I'll build me a Hackintosh, just to spite the bastards. But I'd rather just run FOSS.
Caveat Utilitor
I was exclusively a Mac user from 1990 through 1997. From 1997 through 2000 I was a three platform user. Windows for games, Mac for art and linux for servers. Steve Jobs' return to Apple crushed the core of the spirit that made me a loyal user. My computer is not a status symbol. It's not a lifestyle choice. It's not a part of my image. It's a tool. When Apple shifted back to the current "Image above all else" mode, I went to Win/Lin PCs. I don't have the time of the money to stroke Steve Jobs' ego.
LK
"Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
Its only sort of hacking, but i had to mention how open Nintendo has been with their DS system. By buying a mod chip you are basically allowed to build any type of program you want, with no opposition. If you need an example simply look at the ds homebrew community that has sprung up, you will find an almost completely open platform ready to be modded.
There are tons of fake Nikes coming from Asia that are honestly way worse in quality, durability, and comfort.
Probably more scary for American companies like Nike: the fakes are often of better quality manufacture, and often considerably.
I definitely remember back in the 1980s and 1990s the cheapie Bali cassette albums were always far better quality than what the big studios were releasing. They used high quality tape, decent glue and strong cassette cartridges. Meanwhile the big studios used whatever was cheapest in order to inflate their profits that extra bit further.
I have trouble describing this as sensationalist shit, because I can't help but think that this can only be worse than it sounds. DRM on a shoe? Yeah, stupid, okay, but what's the point?
Let's be realistic. This has nothing to do with the Nike+ or the iPod sensor. If they want to install some DRM in there to prevent me from legally yanking it out and putting in a different brand of shoe or whatever, it has absolutely nothing to do with patents. Anti-circumvention is part of other laws such as the DMCA. If I have some DRM, I don't need to spend thousands of dollars to register a patent in order to legally forbid somebody from circumventing it. Apple is not stupid, they certainly know this.
So what is the business sense in paying thousands of dollars for something that's completely unnecessary to help you achieve a goal that's stupid to begin with? I can only think of two possibilities: One, that Apple wants to register it first because they think they're going to use this in other situations where it might actually have some effect; where people might actually give a shit more than moral outrage at the idiocy. Or two, that they're hoping somebody else does so that they can beat them with the lawsuit stick.
Both of these are significantly worse to me than "ZOMG SHOE DRM LULZ!"
Wow. This thing pretty much hits all the points of non-patentability.
1) Most of it -- the non-DRM stuff -- isn't at all novel; it has been done before by Apple, even. They're just re-iterating the prior art to bulk out the application. The stuff about analyzing the running style, I've been hearing about being used for athletes for years; commercializing it doesn't make it patentable.
2) Nor is it non-obvious. The patent (again, aside from the DRM stuff) appears to be trying to cover a specific sort of telemetry. Telemetry has been done for a while -- likely from garments, even, if you consider a spacesuit or a diving suit a garment. Given that you have telemety, it's pretty obvious (here in 2008, or even in 2007) you can process it on a networked computer or receive it on a portable computer. And making that computer a portable multimedia player doesn't make it any different either.
3) The DRM stuff isn't novel either. Using a physical device to provide authorization and authentication information goes back to antiquity. Using it in computers goes back to the days of "dongles". Using an RFID device to provide authorization and authentication... well, isn't that one of the originally envisioned uses of RFID? Using a hammer to drive in a nail isn't novel, even if the nail itself is.
4) Not really related to patentability, but it's unlikely to be implemented, at least in the RFID embodiment. Providing enough power to ping passive RFID will kill the sensor's battery. And active RFID is likely to be too expensive and present manufacturing problems, not insurmountable but certainly greater than the "problem" of having people do other things with the sensors.
A future where embedded software people will have skills which demand a high price on the black market. How much would someone pay to have their Gucci watch work even when they aren't carrying the matching Gucci handbag? To use unapproved attachments on their Dremel tool? To disable that damn "fly-dropping" DRM on the Levi's which happens when you don't wear their partner's underwear?
What does that tell you when journalists are fleeing towards marketing jobs because they are more honest then journalism.
Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.