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Apple Declares DRM War On Sneaker Hackers

Posted by kdawson on from the your-clothing-can-tell dept.

theodp writes "Nicholas Carr is not pleased that Apple has applied for a patent to extend DRM to tennis shoes and other articles of clothing. Apple apparently views tennis-shoe DRM as a way to head off a potential plague of sneaker hacking. 'Some people,' the patent application observes, 'have taken it upon themselves to remove the sensor from the special pocket of the [iPod-linked] Nike+ shoe and place it at inappropriate locations (shoelaces, for example) or place it on non-Nike+ model shoes.'"

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  1. Bizarro world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    God damn it, not another bizarro world. Hope I can slide again soon.

  2. The realm of what shouldn't be... by Provos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not sure which is more ridiculous - the patent application or the fact that there's an iPod link in a shoe.

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    1. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by jddj · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, the sensor-in-a-shoe thing is pretty cool.

      Sounds really dumb if you're thinking that your shoe is just talking to your iPod. That's not all that's happening.

      While the shoe connects with the iPod to do data acquisition, and you can track your workout on the iPod, you can also share your workout stats with others, help build community, etc - sort of the antithesis of the "isolated runner with headphones on" kind of thing. Very Web 2.0.

      Something very sad about this kind of crap - it makes it harder to tinker. Would Johnny C. Lee be able to do all of his extremely cool Wiimote hacks? (N.B. - saw Lee's presentation at UXWeek 2008 - "extremely cool" doesn't begin to do the guy's work justice).

      Here's one of the evil shoe hackers Apple's trying to target.

      Honestly, is Apple trying to completely destroy its brand?

    2. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by cgenman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's still just a pedometer attached to a descently written application. There is no reason this would necessarily need to take place on an iPod or a Nike^TM brand shoe. This could just as easily be connecting a hip-mounted sensor to your Nokia.

      Further than that, the GPS in the iPhone should make that pretty much obsolete. Heck, use the GPS to detect distance, the built in accelerometer to detect impact, and the built in network connection to upload your data in realtime to a web server tracking your workouts. Suddenly you know exactly how far you went in exactly how many steps, and can compare that to a history of everything you've done at the gym on other machines. Gratuitous shoe tie-in not required.

      I think that's the rub, really. The patent is entirely gratuitous. The only reason that patents like this exists is to prevent other shoe makers from creating compatible shoes, and to prevent other exercise software makers from creating compatible systems. The patent exists only to stifle competition from interacting, as the systems have basically no merit on their own. Apple's own description is that the patent exists to stop legitimate competition. That just doesn't seem like the original intention of the patent system.

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    3. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Kamokazi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry, I stopped reading when you used the term Web 2.0 like it meant something.

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    4. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      While the shoe connects with the iPod to do data acquisition, and you can track your workout on the iPod, you can also share your workout stats with others, help build community, etc - sort of the antithesis of the "isolated runner with headphones on" kind of thing. Very Web 2.0.

      Except for that whole headphones-on-ensuring-no-one-talks-to-you-and-you're-not-as-aware-of-your-surroundings-as-an-average-person thing. I love it how people use new technology to isolate themselves socially from their surroundings and then consider themselves more connected, when whatever communication is usually to people much farther away and about shit of no real importance - no better topics than you could have with an average stranger and much less interesting and thought-provoking exchanges than you could have with a lot of the people around you. I mean I pretend to use my iPhone when crazy homeless guy on the Muni (bus) starts talking to me, but outside of the obviously insane it's kind of sad that an already socially inept country like America is becoming even more socially isolated outside of bars, schools, stadiums, work, and the internet. Pretty soon the Scandinavians will start looking like Brazilians compared to us in terms being socially welcoming.

    5. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

      podophile.com?! But this is about sneakers, which go on feet; wouldn't the proper prefix be...
       
      Oh. Never mind.

    6. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by dhaines · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >help build community

      Most times I see "community" these days, especially in a "Web 2.0" context, I think it's a euphemism for gathering personal data for marketing purposes.

    7. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd be interested in hearing how you've come to know that America is a socially inept country beyond your own observation. If that's all you have, my observations differ. Although, to be fair, I think most statements about America are as much about the rest of the world as they are about the US. This country really hasn't been here all that long and most people I meet still identify on some level with their ancestry - which by and large is made up of immigrants.
       
      Aside from that I'd say that technology does much more to remove isolation than build it up. This conversation I'm having right now is deeper than many I'll have today with people speaking to me in person about weather, sports and gas prices or current events. Not all will be that way, but many. I'm not sure how missing out on a few of those would be detrimental to anyone.
       
      And finally - to be really on topic. When I run I don't want to talk to anyone. I want to listen to music and think. I process things. There is absolutely no reason that every moment of our lives needs to be social. In fact, in order to be of some value socially, I think it is worthwhile to spend a decent amount of time reflecting and thinking - before we speak.

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    8. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by davester666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Pretty sure the patent app is only to satisfy their branding agreement with Nike."

      Unfortunately, I don't think so, giving the other wacky thing they done. To get video-out, which is an advertised feature of the iPod, you need to buy an adapter. However, Apple changed their implementation from just patching the iPod plug to video-plugs, to requiring a little DRM chip that tells the iPod the cable manufacturer paid an extra fee. So, if you actually want to use the feature that you have already paid for, you have to pay an extra, hidden Apple-tax to do so.

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    9. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by n+dot+l · · Score: 5, Funny

      however, i'm not so sure that Podophile is the best name for a website.

      Best marketing pitch ever: iPod - so awesome, you'll molest it for hours.

    10. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by wellingj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You mean it's much easier to guilt yourself into doing the something if you buy an expensive gimick and have to justify the purchase?

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    11. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by eiapoce · · Score: 5, Informative

      This could just as easily be connecting a hip-mounted sensor to your Nokia.

      Why? It's already integrated into the latest phones... here you go: http://betalabs.nokia.com/blog/2008/05/09/nokia-step-counter-beta-launched-track-how-much-you-walk-or-run-during-the-day/

      And on the plus side being DRM free it works with all the brands of shoes. Don't be afraid it won't work with your Puma or Adidas or Lotto...

    12. Re:The realm of what shouldn't be... by kasperd · · Score: 5, Funny

      used the term Web 2.0 like it meant something.

      Are you trying to tell me Web 2.0 does not mean anything? Then how exactly would you explain why so many web pages are served by hosts called www2.somedomain.tld?

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  3. Doesn't Make Sense by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is possible to buy the sensor without the shoe. In fact, I had assumed that the sensor never came with the shoe - but that Nike sold shoes that had a built in pocket for the sensor.
     
    I bought a sensor and a nano - but I don't run in Nike shoes. But a few different companies make pouches designed just to hold the sensor, at the laces.
     
    I bought it before the application date on the patent.
     
    I ended up getting a Garmin Forerunner now that they are smaller. Much better as far as accuracy and amount of information. I still run with the Nano for music but not the pedometer. And I'm not positive on this - but I could swear that I saw an ad in Runners World for a nike thing that let you use the sensor without a nano.

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    1. Re:Doesn't Make Sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      And I'm not positive on this - but I could swear that I saw an ad in Runners World for a nike thing that let you use the sensor without a nano.

      Yup, you are correct. It's called the Nike+ Sportband.

  4. Embarassment by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not an Apple fan because of their tendency to use proprietary standards, etc, but I can appreciate that they build a good user experience for people that are perhaps not as technically inclined. But I think it's definitely moving towards the point where you (as TFA says) are embarrassed to be an Apple fan. This sort of action is just petty.

  5. There is absolutely no reason for this... by plasmacutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can't download an integrated circuit.

    To get the chips, a pair of nikes must be bought, guaranteeing the revenue no matter what the electronics within are use for next.

    I don't see why apple should care. I know I wouldn't give a damn if it were used on another pair of sneakers, modified to play old 8 bit game cartridges, or attached to tomahawk missiles.

    The fact they do care is rather disturbing, as it reflects a general trend toward companies asserting ownership over your stuff. I'm not talking about copyrighted works either, i'm talking about everything.

    They're walking a fine line, installing technologies designed to subvert people's right to modify and use their own devices for their own (sometimes unforseen) purposes.

    You are allowed to sell something any way you wish, but if they sue someone for modifying their own shoes, I expect them to lose, as it's related to physical goods rather than copyrighted material.

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    1. Re:There is absolutely no reason for this... by Firehed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And?

      If you bought the sensor, it's yours to use how you want. It doesn't have a EULA, usage terms, or a license agreement (I own one, and I do not use it with Nike shoes). I'll note that the website that you use to view the data probably does have a EULA, so they would be well within their legal rights to block sensor data determined to be from non-Nike shoes (but, like any DRM, it will cause problems for legit customers and backfire). They don't do that, but there's no reason they couldn't for new customers.

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  6. If I paid money for it, it is mine, surely. by mad+zambian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'Some people,' the patent application observes, 'have taken it upon themselves to remove the sensor from the special pocket of the [iPod-linked] Nike+ shoe and place it at inappropriate locations (shoelaces, for example) or place it on non-Nike+ model shoes.'"

    So?
    As has been observed on Slashdot many times in the past, if I have bought [whatever], I can do whatever the hell I want with it.
    So I feel the urgent need to own a pair of iPod compatible sneakers, and duly buy a pair. I can now;
    Paint them purple.
    Shred them with a razor blade.
    Change the laces.
    Remove a sensor to see what it is and what fun I can have with it.
    Apparently not. Apple seem to think that they have some say on what I can do with my shoes. What are they smoking? DRM'd sneakers. FFS, give me a break.

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  7. Beware of those "acting in your best interest" by nathan.fulton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What is it with evilness generally claiming that they have to protect the stupid halfwits from themselves? Apple's patent app:
    "Since only authorized garments are configured to electronically pair with authenticated sensors, a user (or manufacturer) can be assured that the sensing data received by the sensor is both accurate and consistent with its intended use (a sensor designed for use with running shoes can not properly be used with dance shoes, for example)."

    Dear Corporate World:
    We are not complete tools... we can take care of ourselves. Believe it or not, we know the difference between dancing and running.
    Thanks Much
    -Consumers of the World.

  8. Re:really? by HomerJ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    here are tons of fake Nikes coming from Asia that are honestly way worse in quality, durability, and comfort.

    Not to be confused with the REAL Nikes coming from Asia that are bad in quality, durability, and comfort.

  9. DRM war on sneaker hackers? by zblack_eagle · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess this spells the demise of sneakernet

  10. Apple-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple: Still not as bad as Micro$oft. But we're trying. God damn, we are trying.

  11. Re:Bye-bye Apple by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was exclusively a Mac user from 1990 through 1997. From 1997 through 2000 I was a three platform user. Windows for games, Mac for art and linux for servers. Steve Jobs' return to Apple crushed the core of the spirit that made me a loyal user. My computer is not a status symbol. It's not a lifestyle choice. It's not a part of my image. It's a tool. When Apple shifted back to the current "Image above all else" mode, I went to Win/Lin PCs. I don't have the time of the money to stroke Steve Jobs' ego.

    LK

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  12. Re:Not to mention the cost of it all.... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    You people should definitely stay away from jobs in marketing.

    If for no other reason than your eternal soul.

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