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Slashdot's Disagree Mail

There is no shortage of comments about us selling out or running advertisements as stories. As you might expect there is no shortage of mail with the same theme. What I enjoy most about them is all the different corporate entities and sometimes political parties, that we are supposedly working for. If even half of them were true, I would have a stack of W-2s as long as my arm every year for the tax man. The truth of the matter is, nobody here sits in their Microsoft smart chair, talking on their minion iPhone, while playing in the Google money pool. (If someone knows how to get into the Google money pool, please send me a mail.) Conspiracy theories have been around as long as man, so I guess it should come as no surprise that Slashdot has a few of it's own. Read below to find out who is pulling our strings.

Traditionally the Slashdot community has had a harsh view of Microsoft, its software, and especially its management. All the more reason for us to become pawns in the evil Windows army, and it would have worked if it wasn't for this guy and his irrefutable statistics.

On Mon, 9 Oct 2006 ******* wrote:
"I can't understand how you managed to convince so many *smart* people that you support the open source and free software movement. It couldn't be more obvious that you sold out to Microsoft in 2004. I've kept careful records of your stories for many years and I've got the evidence. Pre-2004 showed a negative Microsoft story rate of 87% and a positive Microsoft story rate of 13%. From 2004 until today the negative story rate has crashed to a mere 62% while the positive story rate has climbed to 38%. Am I to believe that a 25% increase in positive stories is not significant. When i comment on this trend I get marked as a troll, nice. I suppose that is a coincidence to. Good work I'm sure the current political administartion will own you soon. I used to enjoy your message before it became Bill and Bush's."

With the failing health of Steve Jobs, we thought it would be the perfect time to get firmly entrenched into the Apple hierarchy. It's a shame that our rabid love for Apple and all its products made our actions so transparent.

On Fri, 2 Feb ******* wrote:
"Apple sure does pay good don't they! Is there anyone not on the Apple payroll at Slashdot? If you're going to become an Apple mouthpiece you might want to try and hide it better! How much does a frontpage Slashdot story cost anyway? I hope it's a lot. If you're going to become Apple whores you might as well get paid well. Just know that I know it's rotten to the core!"

I have to give him credit for the, "rotten to the core" Apple thing. Usually the rants I get aren't so poetic. Most of the time they are rambling and confused, like this.

On Wed, 23 Apr ******** wrote"
"I noticed today that many Slashdot stories are listed on Google. I thought you were supposed to be a neutral internet party? I can't believe what you have as "news" if you are in cahoots with the "do no evil" gang. Almost everything I used to believe in is on Google now I was hoping that Slashdot would be strong enough to resist the Google money pool but I guess I was naive. Google is going to slowly absorb everything is that ok with you? it doesn't seem so bad when your playing volleyball or bringing your cat to work but it is. A cat is no trade for integrity. Look back at what you used to stand for and not greed or I will have to find a news source that hasn't been swallowed by Google."

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  1. Yawn by sexconker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, this disagree mail segment thing has run it's course.
    Kill it.

    1. Re:Yawn by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. Either kill it or post the email addresses of the people who write the "disagree mail". That would at least make things interesting.

    2. Re:Yawn by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's just what Google wants us to believe, since clearly someone has caught on to the conspiracy!

    3. Re:Yawn by perdera · · Score: 5, Funny

      Seriously. A cat is no trade for integrity.

    4. Re:Yawn by mellowfish · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you don't like disagree mail, then by all means contribute to it. Your clever arguments for its demise should be enough material to get the rest of us through to the next posting. Or if you would rather remain out of the limelight STOP READING THIS and then commenting negatively. Go read about cutting edge technology and leave us troll haters alone.

    5. Re:Yawn by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, this disagree mail segment thing has run it's course.
      Kill it.

      I suggest that you mail this request in to the slashdot editors. I understand the read their email diligently.

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    6. Re:Yawn by The+Redster! · · Score: 4, Funny

      Has an email server ever been slashdotted?

    7. Re:Yawn by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...Google is going to slowly absorb everything...

      Google announces Google Sponge (Beta)!

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    8. Re:Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seriously. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter', you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah...the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war; the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

  2. Also a harsh view of . . . by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Informative

    white-on-green and mis-used apostrophes.

    1. Re:Also a harsh view of . . . by iknowcss · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe it's "mis-used apostrophe's"

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    2. Re:Also a harsh view of . . . by nsayer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mis-used the apostrophe's what?

  3. Damn sellouts! by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Funny

    You are working for the LHC too arent you.. I knew it the world IS going to end!!!!!!

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  4. Amusing read by Reibisch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Judging from the comments that most Idle stories bring these days, I think I must be about the only one to find these segments worthy of at least a chuckle. Of course they're mostly groaners, but at least I know what I'm getting myself into when I open it :)

    1. Re:Amusing read by halivar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I like it, too, but you gotta remember: this is the internet. For every 10 happy people who won't post, there is 1 whiner who will.

  5. Okay, I get a lot of value out of this by Xaedalus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Don't dismiss this disagree mail thing. I'm finding it valuable actually as a sociological study. Think about it: there are people out there who actually get inflamed enough to write in and post this stuff. What kind of mind honestly works this way? To me, it's a viewpoint into a perspective way different from my own. And that is useful, because it reminds me that the world is not filled with my clones who all perceive the world the same way I do. Plus it is funny.

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  6. its not that bad by smashin234 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No one makes you read these stories, if you don't like them, don't read them, that simple.

    Although this batch isn't funny, some of the stories were so random that I actually did laugh (of course after my headache stopped due to the bad coloring scheme.) Post more pointless stories imo, like the guy talking about racism...