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Tsunami Invisibility Cloak

BuzzSkyline writes "New Scientist is reporting on a lab-scale experiment that may lead to a tsunami invisibility cloak, which could protect islands, open-ocean platforms and even coastlines from dangerous waves by effectively making them invisible to tsunamis. The technology is based on the same sorts of negative index of refraction ideas that some physicists are exploring as they try to make an optical invisibility cloak, except that it works with water instead of light."

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  1. Dharma Initiative anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Notice when the Island moved at the end of last year? What date was it? What happened around that time? Tsunami.

  2. Nothing to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Move along - Nothing to see here.

    1. Re:Nothing to see by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know I'm not certain, but I'm pretty sure that the Tsunami Invisibility Cloak is an item you get in one of the quests in World of Warcraft.

  3. invisibility will help? by mackil · · Score: 5, Funny

    And invisibility will help you against a giant wave? I wasn't aware that Tsunamis basically hunted those vulnerable islands and coastlines down for large scale destruction.

    1. Re:invisibility will help? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny

      And invisibility will help you against a giant wave? I wasn't aware that Tsunamis basically hunted those vulnerable islands and coastlines down for large scale destruction.

      Well they tried giant towels, figuring that the Tsunami would think that since the Island couldn't see it, then it must not be able to see the Island, but that didn't work because Tsunami's are far to clever for that. Which isn't too surprising since Tsunami's are proven pack hunters, always attacking in waves.

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    2. Re:invisibility will help? by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Funny

      Invisibility will help. What do you think the eye of the storm is for ... duh.

    3. Re:invisibility will help? by LingNoi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is it anything like the eye of the tiger?

    4. Re:invisibility will help? by orasio · · Score: 3, Funny

      This new wave of nonsensical puns has gone too far already, eye think.

  4. Jeez by atomicthumbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's wrong with these scientists? Why work on making tsunamis invisible when we have enough trouble with the ordinary, visible ones already?

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    1. Re:Jeez by memristance · · Score: 1, Funny

      Clearly, they must believe a whooshing sound over your head is no joke.

  5. Waterhenge! by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else notice that their scale model looked an awful lot like a certain circle of monolithic stones? We know the technology works. When was the last time Britain was hit by a tsunami?

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    1. Re:Waterhenge! by AshtangiMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Right, so before that structure was built. That must have been the event that led to its construction.

    2. Re:Waterhenge! by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you see any tigers around here?

      Oh wait, there's one in my PowerBook.

      Never mind, then.

  6. Re:Definition of terms... by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Funny

    The brakes on the Semi-Truck behind you go out... 'Quick! The invisibility cloak will save us!'

    I thought we were supposed to consider that lorry to be a uniform sphere? Now you're saying we should treat it as a wave, too? I didn't realize light shared wave-particle duality with semi trucks.

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  7. Re:But what about the other islands by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Having said that, I'm not entirely clear how you can use the device described to protect coastlines. It looks like you need a 360 degree coverage for the device to work. That's not going to work for something like say...China's coast.

    I think it could be made to work... but it would suck to be in Iceland.

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  8. Just Close Your Eyes by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you can't see the tsunami, the tsunami can't see you.

    1. Re:Just Close Your Eyes by ThanatosMinor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Peekaboo!
      Aw crap.

    2. Re:Just Close Your Eyes by fyoder · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you can't see the tsunami, the tsunami can't see you.

      Modern tsunami's use GPS. That's why they're more devastating than the old ones which could only strike during daylight.

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  9. Re:But what about the other islands by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 5, Funny

    Read the article? I'm too busy spouting pithy one-liners and making knee-jerk reactions based on my limited understanding of the subject matter! This is /. after all right?

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  10. Re:Definition of terms... by Warbothong · · Score: 2, Funny

    The brakes on the Semi-Truck behind you go out... 'Quick! The invisibility cloak will save us!'

    I thought we were supposed to consider that lorry to be a uniform sphere? Now you're saying we should treat it as a wave, too? I didn't realize light shared wave-particle duality with semi trucks.

    No no no no! It's a series of tubes!

  11. Re:Okay... but... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, they do have a wave function, but the wavelengths are really small....

    E=hv.

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  12. Re:Okay... but... by evilviper · · Score: 4, Funny

    how do you end up getting ships in and out of the coast?

    First, you draw this tsunami-wave canceling device on a placemat, labeling the ocean as "START" and the coastline as "FINISH". Print out thousands of them and hand out the placemats to family restaurants, along with a few boxes of crayons.

    Then, you just go around collecting the "used" placemats, kindly filled out by unsuspecting 5 year-olds, and deliver them to cargo-ship captains.

    Problem solved.

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  13. Oblig- Homer Simpson quote by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 3, Funny

    When there's fire and it burns
    There is something you must learn
    Something something then you'll see
    You'll avoid catastrophe

    D'oh!

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  14. Re:Because those third-world islands can afford it by Facegarden · · Score: 3, Funny

    With a hammer?
    -Taylor

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  15. Ocean pollution by SEWilco · · Score: 3, Funny

    OK, so after we surround every body of land with these things, tsunamis will go around all the obstacles and keep going around and around the planet. So how many tsunamis going around and around does it take to make an ocean useless?

  16. Stringhenge!!! by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually I think the best tsunami-fighting device is a giant ball of string; this is pretty clearly proven by the town of Cawker City, Kansas, home to the largest ball of twine in the world, has never been hit by a tsunami. So that proves that the string stops tsunamis; my logic here is impeccable. As for Britain, a lot of people think that country's resistance to tsunamis is due to Stonehenge, but the reality is a much simpler explanation -- the ubiquity of umbrellas. Remember Occam's razor, folks!

  17. Re:But what about the other islands by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 3, Funny

    > This is /. after all right?

    Yeah screw the lousy standards around here.
    I'm going back to the rest of the internet where they have whole pithy paragraphs and entire knee-jerk domains.

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  18. A preposterous solution by malevolentjelly · · Score: 3, Funny

    The whole idea is just silly. Everyone knows the only way you can save your island from the spiteful anger of the sky gods is through fasting and prayer.