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Man Uses Remote Logon To Help Find Laptop Thief

After his computer was stolen, Jose Caceres used a remote access program to log on every day and watch it being used. The laptop was stolen on Sept. 4, when he left it on top of his car while carrying other things into his home. "It was kind of frustrating because he was mostly using it to watch porn," Caceres said. "I couldn't get any information about him." Last week the thief messed up and registered on a web site with his name and address. Jose alerted the police, who arrested a suspect a few hours later. The moral of the story: never go to a porn site where you have to register.

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  1. Makes sense by Kr4u53 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What else would someone use a stolen laptop for?

    1. Re:Makes sense by dexmachina · · Score: 5, Funny

      What else would someone use a laptop for, period?

    2. Re:Makes sense by William+Robinson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Note to self: Remove remote access after stealing laptop!!!!

    3. Re:Makes sense by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Funny

      What else would someone use a laptop for, period?

      Laptops get in the way...

    4. Re:Makes sense by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If not reformat completely.

    5. Re:Makes sense by negRo_slim · · Score: 3, Funny

      Laptops get in the way...

      Yes but the thermal stimulation is well worth it on a cold winter's eve as you watch your favorite bukkake vid by the light of an open fire.

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    6. Re:Makes sense by rugatero · · Score: 5, Funny

      Someone's dreaming of a white Christmas....

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  2. The moral of the story by Korbeau · · Score: 5, Informative

    Never leave your laptop on top of your car when carrying other things home!

    What, did you think this thing was portable?

  3. Pft by inKubus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talk about getting caught with your dick in your hand...

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  4. What remote access technology? by Max_W · · Score: 5, Interesting
    How could be this done? How could he connect to his laptop without knowing the IP address?

    I use remote access, but I have to type in the IP address to connect. How could he knew the I address?

    I read this story several times but nowhere the software name is mentioned.

    1. Re:What remote access technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      He was probably running a dynamic DNS client.

    2. Re:What remote access technology? by jswigart · · Score: 5, Informative

      Prob running something like dyndns or something that would automatically notify the server of the ip address when online, so he simply had to use his registered dyndns name.

    3. Re:What remote access technology? by Schemat1c · · Score: 4, Informative

      How could be this done? How could he connect to his laptop without knowing the IP address?

      One word, DynDNS.

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  5. Re:This is not the first... by shbazjinkens · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is hardly the first time this has ever happened. Why is this on slashdot? Heck there are even better stories of this, such as a woman who used the laptop's webcam to !

    I wonder why he didn't just tap into the webcam on his computer while the perpetrator was... oh wait.

  6. Hey, that guy in the ski mask! by pizzach · · Score: 4, Funny

    CmdrTaco? Is that you?

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  7. Re:I'm surprised that the thief was so dumb. by darkonc · · Score: 3, Insightful
    We're talking about a thief here -- and a thief of opportunity, at that. This is no braniac master-criminal. They guy probably didn't know enough to create a new account, much less reformat the machine. Hell, even slightly above-average users might have a problem with that idea.

    I've seen a thief who was so stupid, that he stole a kid's bike from (directly!) across the back alley, and then left the stolen bike by the back door.
    He was, apparently, both surprised and indignant when the father of the child whose bike was stolen came over for a visit.... wielding a baseball bat.

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  8. TISM! by Director+of+Acronyms · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those in Australia : looks like his laptop was stolen by TISM. Especially considering the lyrics to this TISM song :

    http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/t/tism10923/beencaughtwankin434144.html

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  9. So frustrated.. by superdave80 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, it must have been sooooo frustrating to have to sit there and watch that porn. Poor bastard!

  10. You think you've seen stupid? by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In nearby Oroville, CA, a thief robbed a bank at gunpoint, took off with several thousand dollars in cash, and then returned later in the day - to the same bank - to deposit the cash into his own bank account.

    no, I'm not kidding.

    (And this text box for idle just teh suxorz)

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  11. They want easy by TheLink · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah. Thieves who steal laptops want _easy_.

    If they didn't mind hard they'd have got a job or started their own companies, or stolen something more challenging and rewarding ;).

    So what you do on your laptop is to create an account specially for thieves to use. Call it Honey if you like - with no password, or the password hint = instructions on how to get in.

    Then your own account has a password, to keep the thief out, from deleting your encrypted stuff etc.

    This way when the thief steals the laptop, they turn it on, click on "Your Account", get password prompt, click on Honey, get in straight - whoopee.

    Immediately the stuff is launched to log data about the thief and his surroundings - webcam, microphone set to record, and then the data is uploaded.

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  12. Not all reformats help by apankrat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Q. Can ComputracePlus be detected?

    A. .. snip .. The Agent can survive a hard drive re-format, F-disk command and hard drive re-partitioning.

    http://www.absolute.com/computraceplus/faqs.asp

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    1. Re:Not all reformats help by setagllib · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let's see it survive a Linux LiveCD.

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    2. Re:Not all reformats help by lhaeh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I always found this hard to believe, someone wanna explain how that would work without custom hardware.Do they assume the bootloader will be left behind?

    3. Re:Not all reformats help by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is custom hardware. It's built into the BIOS on most modern Dell laptops.

    4. Re:Not all reformats help by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Linux: the laptop thief's choice.

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    5. Re:Not all reformats help by knifeNINJA · · Score: 3, Insightful
      From the FAQ:
      Computrace Agent Hardware & Operating System Requirements:
      ...
      Microsoft Windows 95, 98, ME, NT and the 32-bit versions of Windows 2000, XP, Windows Server 2003 and all 32 and 64 bit editions of Windows Vista
      ...
      Mac OS X version 10.2

      Looks like you're right. As to how it works, here's my guess:
      • When booting up, BIOS ensures program is properly installed on hard drive
      • If program is missing, BIOS reinstalls program + rootkit to cloak its presence
      • BIOS can only reinstall program + rootkit on OS's for which they have been compiled/configured
      • Program runs as a hidden service
    6. Re:Not all reformats help by Soruk · · Score: 5, Informative

      Probably not actually. From TFA:

      Q. What happens if a computer's hard drive is removed?

      A. The Computrace Agent resides on a computer's hard drive so if the drive is removed and installed on another computer, the Agent will initiate contact with the Monitoring Center at its next scheduled call. It will then report its new location. The original computer will no longer be protected.

      If your scenario was correct then it would reinstall the trace software on the new hard disc.

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    7. Re:Not all reformats help by caluml · · Score: 4, Funny

      .... when I was looking at a hex dump of my BIOS for fun

      Do tell us more about your hobbies and pastimes!

    8. Re:Not all reformats help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's see the thief get online when the LiveCD cannot recognize the laptop's WiFi.

      (*Ducks*)

    9. Re:Not all reformats help by ikkonoishi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Looks like this is the answer.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Host_Protected_Area

    10. Re:Not all reformats help by ironwill96 · · Score: 5, Informative

      We have CompuTrace on many of our laptops here at work. Only certain manufacturers have the agent pre-loaded but it is embedded in the BIOS. If you flash the BIOS and put different firmware on it you can wipe it out. CompuTrace won't work if you formatted the machine and put Linux on it since they don't (currently) have a Linux version of their agent.

      CompuTrace is really not a great service though because some of their promise is that they'll recover your laptop in X days or pay you $1000, guaranteed! What they don't tell you is that to keep this "warranty" active you have to make sure that your laptops check in at least once every few weeks or else they call you and demand that you check-in the laptop within a week or lose your warranty.

      This is a real pain when you have laptops that are being taken home by your users and they don't have internet at home or just leave it sitting in a desk drawer for weeks at a time. Trying to track down all of the machines to make sure they are hooked up to the internet to check-in at least once every few weeks is a total mess.

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  13. Re:This hits close to home.. by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Funny

    Three days later, the entire town I live in was flooded with several feet of water from hurricane Ike.

    I really wish I had the foresight to install this kind of software on my laptop. Might have helped...

    I think protection from hurricanes is beyond its capabilities.

  14. Re:This is not the first... by utnapistim · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other words:

    1. get your laptop stolen by hot chick (or somebody else, according to your tastes).
    2. remote logon.
    3. wait for them to look at porn and activate camera
    4. ???
    5. profit!

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  15. oblig fail by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny
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