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Hackers Clone Elvis' Passport

Barence writes "Hackers have released source code that allows the 'backup' of RFID-protected passports, although the tool can potentially be used to create fake or cloned documents. The Hacker's Choice, a non-commercial group of computer security experts, has released a video showing a cloned passport being approved by a security scanner at a Dutch airport. When the reader scans the passport, it is revealed to belong to one Elvis Aaron Presley, complete with picture. Reports of the hackers serenading security staff with 'Are You Clonesome Tonight' are unconfirmed."

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  1. Obligatory by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 5, Funny

    Elvis has left the building

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    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      On a day when we are going to be giving hundreds of billions to dodgy bankers, on a day when suicide bombs have returned to Baghdad, on a day when the most influential vice-presidential nominees for a lifetime will go toe-to-toe, surely there is more important news for /. to report!

    2. Re:Obligatory by BlueStrat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Elvis has left the building

      Elvis has left the building

      And the other Elvis has left the building

      There, fixed that for you.

      Cheers!

      Strat

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    3. Re:Obligatory by tinkertim · · Score: 4, Funny

      Elvis has left the building

      Elvis has left the building

      And the other Elvis has left the building

      There, fixed that for you.

      Cheers!

      Strat

      Well, sort of .. but where do I find MAX_ELVIS ?

    4. Re:Obligatory by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

      with his blue suede shoe bombs

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    5. Re:Obligatory by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 5, Funny

      There, fixed that for you.

      Thank you, Thank you very much.

      Elvis

    6. Re:Obligatory by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, sort of .. but where do I find MAX_ELVIS ?

      #include <rock-n-roll.h>

    7. Re:Obligatory by ehaggis · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry, he cannot leave the building, he no longer has a valid passport.

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    8. Re:Obligatory by RemoWilliams84 · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would be the greatest rick roll ever. Have them scan your passport and it come back with Rick Astley's picture followed by you singing never gonna give you up at the top of your lungs. I'm beginning to see a whole reality show here.

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  2. I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...welcome our new Elvis passport bearing overlords.

  3. I can fix that for you... by codefrog · · Score: 5, Funny

    That little problem goes right away... just add "Elvis Aaron Presley" to the no-fly list.
    We is all secured again, and permanently this time!

    1. Re:I can fix that for you... by RuBLed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Elvis will be so pissed when he returns in 2012.

    2. Re:I can fix that for you... by davester666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's coming back for the Olympics? So, he's just be away all this time getting back in shape?

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    3. Re:I can fix that for you... by master5o1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah he's going to make that opening ceremony so much better than China's. Oh wait I don't think you can get more awesome than a publicly displayed BSOD.

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    4. Re:I can fix that for you... by EasyTarget · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hello,

      You have used our copyrighted phrase '2012', thereby destroying the branding of the British Olympics. You owe us 12Bn poonds.
      We look forward to recieving your remittance by return.
      - IOC IP enforcement department.

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  4. He doesn't need to fly by mangu · · Score: 2, Funny

    just add "Elvis Aaron Presley" to the no-fly list

    Won't work. Elvis is everywhere

  5. Osama Bin Laden by Krneki · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dare anyone to fake the ID of Osama Bin Laden and try to get to the US.

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    1. Re:Osama Bin Laden by plasmacutter · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would suggest a very fat white guy in a flannel shirt : )

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    2. Re:Osama Bin Laden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine a plane full of Osama Bin Ladens arriving to the US.

      I'd pay to see that :D

    3. Re:Osama Bin Laden by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well I triple DOG dare you to do it.

    4. Re:Osama Bin Laden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is slashdot. That doesnt really narrow it down now does it? :P

    5. Re:Osama Bin Laden by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's OK - they already assume everyone who isn't white is Osama Bin Laden.

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  6. Re:Be careful... by technolectro · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have a Suspicious Mind.

  7. Before passing through security by BackwardHatClub · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please remove your blue suede shoes.

    1. Re:Before passing through security by zwarte+piet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why? Nobody is going to step on them..... because they're: 1) for the money 2) for the show

  8. Re:Bad title by apt142 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The mystery of the Elvii is a deep and dangerous one.