Mimicking Electric Eel Cells
An anonymous reader writes "A team of US researchers has asked the following question in the new field of systems biology: 'Do we understand how a cell produces electricity well enough to design one, and to optimize that design?' They believe it should be possible to build artificial cells replicating the electrical behavior of electric eel cells. In fact, such artificial cells could deliver better performance — as much as 40% more energy than real eel cells, a computer model suggests. They could be used to power medical implants and other small devices."
Is this like powering the Matrix with human bodies? The fuel (food) is not as efficient as a purely chemical and non-biological approach.
I have a better idea - we can use human cells to generate an electrical current.
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All I need is a few of these cells in my fingertips ...
If those implanted cell develop malignancy and start metastasising around, we're going to discover shocking consequences~
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Just creating the membranes would produce the equivalent of an artificial zombie cell, with no self-repair mechanisms and no way to replace them. A battery like this would be subject to attack by the immune system and by bacteria in the body, and likely "rot" in no time. Without the whole mechanism of a living cell to sustain it ... without the "brain" of the cell... it would need to be sealed and unable to take advantage of the bodies supply of ATP.
Better to see if you can enhance human cells, maybe even the recipient's own cells, to do the job.
We need to add biocapacitor cells as well. Eel + biocapacitors == Dragonball Z FTW!
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Can they be used to power hovercrafts?
Can't we just implant a real eel? You know like the Jaffa have on Stargate.
I can't really think of any downside, oh wait...
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
Robert Downey-Junior already has the ultimate power source up his nose. Just make one of them electrical paralysers (ebay kits I think) and take it from him. Get the dude to do it if you're squeamish.
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I immediately thought that you could use it to run an onboard storage device to keep you own personal medical records - then I realized that apart from being a privacy nightmare an inductively powered system made more sense like they shove into pets necks.
Then I thought "pace maker" - but realized that a long life battery (well its only got to outlast the patient that its in) it probably more reliable and less likely to trigger a lawsuit.
So then maybe I thought self-defence mechanism - but I realized that the amount of power that would need would be impractical.
Perhaps some dancing light that light you up on the dance floor the more you dance, the brighter you get?
I'm short of ideas on any practical application here, anybody got any nifty ideas?
Patient: Doctor, my pace maker needs a recharge.
Doctor: Ok, hold onto this for a moment would you? (hands patient a live eel)
The power of the dark side draws near.
No, really: Once we have a whole cell design in CAD, design optimization by genetic algorithm will be an excellent method. And thats really, really cool.
If video games influenced behavior the Pac Man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems.
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If systems biology has something, it is unrealized potential. It is a field with a huge potential, but the only part of that potential that has been realized, and probably the only one that will ever be realized, is the part where you can get shiploads of grant money with it. Other than that, it is just bad maths applied by inexperienced PhD students to hopeless problems based on crappy data. The supervisors, in case anyone is interested, are way too busy writing grant applications.
Actually, the "experienced" folks are so busy writing grants, that they leave the refereeing to ... inexperienced PhD students! That's why so much junk gets published, and why so many decent articles get rejected for outrageous reasons.
So all I can say is, I hope those eels give the systems biology PhD students a good "eelectric" shock. Maybe that helps them wisen up so they become Quants instead.
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1. Genetically engineer large eels
2. Sedate eels, wire their brains, and feed artificial world so they feel at home.
3. Scare on command for free electricity.
4. PROFIT
I for one welcome our new eel-derived innerlords.
"Don't move. It only *looks* like a gerbil. It's really a stun gun."
This voltage...never seen it before...IT'S OVER 9000.
where are these u.s researchers affiliated?
is RUN off eels.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
Maybe Monty Python was on to something...
All I can say is that this could make a very excellent Simpsons episode.
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
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They can use this to power the remote control cows from the other story.
Who wants to change the batteries on a herd of cattle?
New Brawndo brand cows ... now with even more electrolytes.
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Sorry about the AC post...was just cruising on another computer and don't want to have to remember my login right now...
OK, so here is an idea...
We have lots of raw sewage. Lord knows we have more of it than can be rightfully processed at times. Mix that with lots of sunlight. Why don't we engineer an algae that feeds on raw sewage and sunlight and creates electricity? Set up electrodes in the water to carry the electricity, and viola! BioBattery!
To make it doubly efficient, why it make it so that the dead algae would yield us an oil that can then be reprocessed into biodesiel? I know, large pools of raw sewage and algae exposed to direct sunlight...what a smell...but is it any worse than an oil refinery or a petro cracking plant? It certainly is better for the environment.
If you want to use shit, why not dry it under the sun and then burn it? Same amount of CO2, much higher efficiency than bacteria.. This is standard practice with cow dung in some remote areas.