Mimicking Electric Eel Cells
An anonymous reader writes "A team of US researchers has asked the following question in the new field of systems biology: 'Do we understand how a cell produces electricity well enough to design one, and to optimize that design?' They believe it should be possible to build artificial cells replicating the electrical behavior of electric eel cells. In fact, such artificial cells could deliver better performance — as much as 40% more energy than real eel cells, a computer model suggests. They could be used to power medical implants and other small devices."
Is this like powering the Matrix with human bodies? The fuel (food) is not as efficient as a purely chemical and non-biological approach.
All I need is a few of these cells in my fingertips ...
If those implanted cell develop malignancy and start metastasising around, we're going to discover shocking consequences~
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Just creating the membranes would produce the equivalent of an artificial zombie cell, with no self-repair mechanisms and no way to replace them. A battery like this would be subject to attack by the immune system and by bacteria in the body, and likely "rot" in no time. Without the whole mechanism of a living cell to sustain it ... without the "brain" of the cell... it would need to be sealed and unable to take advantage of the bodies supply of ATP.
Better to see if you can enhance human cells, maybe even the recipient's own cells, to do the job.
We need to add biocapacitor cells as well. Eel + biocapacitors == Dragonball Z FTW!
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Tanks of genetically modified eel cells are efficient.
We machines only used humans because it's amusing.
Can they be used to power hovercrafts?
Can't we just implant a real eel? You know like the Jaffa have on Stargate.
I can't really think of any downside, oh wait...
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
Robert Downey-Junior already has the ultimate power source up his nose. Just make one of them electrical paralysers (ebay kits I think) and take it from him. Get the dude to do it if you're squeamish.
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I immediately thought that you could use it to run an onboard storage device to keep you own personal medical records - then I realized that apart from being a privacy nightmare an inductively powered system made more sense like they shove into pets necks.
Then I thought "pace maker" - but realized that a long life battery (well its only got to outlast the patient that its in) it probably more reliable and less likely to trigger a lawsuit.
So then maybe I thought self-defence mechanism - but I realized that the amount of power that would need would be impractical.
Perhaps some dancing light that light you up on the dance floor the more you dance, the brighter you get?
I'm short of ideas on any practical application here, anybody got any nifty ideas?
Patient: Doctor, my pace maker needs a recharge.
Doctor: Ok, hold onto this for a moment would you? (hands patient a live eel)
The power of the dark side draws near.
No, really: Once we have a whole cell design in CAD, design optimization by genetic algorithm will be an excellent method. And thats really, really cool.
If video games influenced behavior the Pac Man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems.
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If systems biology has something, it is unrealized potential. It is a field with a huge potential, but the only part of that potential that has been realized, and probably the only one that will ever be realized, is the part where you can get shiploads of grant money with it. Other than that, it is just bad maths applied by inexperienced PhD students to hopeless problems based on crappy data. The supervisors, in case anyone is interested, are way too busy writing grant applications.
Actually, the "experienced" folks are so busy writing grants, that they leave the refereeing to ... inexperienced PhD students! That's why so much junk gets published, and why so many decent articles get rejected for outrageous reasons.
So all I can say is, I hope those eels give the systems biology PhD students a good "eelectric" shock. Maybe that helps them wisen up so they become Quants instead.
Greetings from the systems biology trenches,
-- rmstar.
Not so far fetched given 30 years. If you were able to successfully add this capability to a human being, would it still be a Homo Sapiens? But lets just say it happens, then you can power pacemakers or even bionic bodyparts on internal power, without the need for batteries, recharging, fuel cells, etc. So if you do that you need to provide energy for the electric cells. For an otherwise normally functioning person, this would require an increased daily caloric intake. You have to wonder where we will get all the food people will need to eat when the world population is about 8.7 billion in 2035.
- Turning green
- developing more animalistic tendencies and features
- flying through the air in a rolled up ball
- and an uncontrollable urge to participate in fighting tournaments
Should one or more of these symptoms occur, please see a medical professional or martial arts trainer immediately.
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"Don't move. It only *looks* like a gerbil. It's really a stun gun."
This voltage...never seen it before...IT'S OVER 9000.
where are these u.s researchers affiliated?
using humans cells would be more difficult since the physiology isn't as well understood, as let's say in fish. It's say to safe that the neurobiology in zebrafish, the fish model systems, is documented more detailed than the human systems.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
Maybe Monty Python was on to something...
All I can say is that this could make a very excellent Simpsons episode.
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
All rites reversed 2010
They can use this to power the remote control cows from the other story.
Who wants to change the batteries on a herd of cattle?
New Brawndo brand cows ... now with even more electrolytes.
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