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Unbelievably Large Telescopes On the Moon?

Matt_dk writes "A team of internationally renowned astronomers and opticians may have found a way to make "unbelievably large" telescopes on the Moon. 'It's so simple,' says Ermanno F. Borra, physics professor at the Optics Laboratory of Laval University in Quebec, Canada. 'Isaac Newton knew that any liquid, if put into a shallow container and set spinning, naturally assumes a parabolic shape, the same shape needed by a telescope mirror to bring starlight to a focus. This could be the key to making a giant lunar observatory.'"

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  1. Ob by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, it just seems large because the moon looks so small. My guess is you're holding the telescope the wrong way round.

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    1. Re:Ob by ozphx · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have a certain amount of... shall we say... practice.... in this area.

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  2. No Way!!! by naz404 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't believe it! Do you? *gasps*

  3. I'm Being Followed By A... by Illbay · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...n unbelievably large telescope on the moon.

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  4. "It's so simple," by CubicleView · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, building stuff on the moon is a doddle.

    1. Re:"It's so simple," by Kohath · · Score: 3, Funny

      So you're saying this project is unbelievable?

    2. Re:"It's so simple," by JordanH · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...largely.

  5. Re:It WILL happen one day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    there is no dark side of the Moon really... as a matter of fact it's all dark

  6. Re:It's so simple by jlarocco · · Score: 5, Funny

    You just build a big tube. Like a giant internet that goes to the moon.

  7. Ha by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is total lunacy!

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  8. Boing boing by orsty3001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this would have been a "steampunk" telescope on the moon, then this article would have made boingboing.

  9. That's no moon by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    This could be the key to making a giant lunar observatory

    Or a fully functional battle-station.

  10. Re:Not Dark Side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oblig. "There is no dark side of the moon. It's all dark."

  11. It'll never fly. by DeeVeeAnt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look, I don't care who you work for sonny, you are not flying with more than 100ml of liquid in your luggage, so hand it over. Bloody astronauts think they are so superior.

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  12. Re:Not Dark Side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would call it the dark side just if only for Pink Floyd.

  13. Oblig. Futurama Reference by ari_j · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone, sing with me:

    We're whalers on the moon
    We carry a harpoon
    But there ain't no whales
    So we tell tall tales
    And sing a whaling tune

  14. Re:It WILL happen one day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't be ridiculous; the moon is both smaller, less geologically active and less populated that any place on earth.

    Not so, my house is smaller, less geologically active, and more populated than the moon.

  15. Re:Not Dark Side by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's FAR SIDE people! Far Side, Far Side, Far Side. Like the cartoon.

    So... you're saying it's populated by bipedal cows and mad scientists?

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  16. Re:Wow by paeanblack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, if Obama wins you can kiss this "ionized liquid telescope" idea goodbye. We all know the unionized liquid lobbies have the Dems in their pockets.

  17. Re:Not Dark Side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The last time someone called a meteor a falling star, I punched them in the neck and threw them down a well. It's the only way.

  18. Re:Don't make big plans, 'cause you're broke... by JordanH · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're not just broke, our debt is unbelievably large!

  19. Re:Not Dark Side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oblig. "That's no moon..."

  20. Bitch, V by sexconker · · Score: 2, Funny

    vatch me split my letters.