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Slashdot has one of the best discussion systems there is. It's grown and adapted over the years to meet various challenges and suit the needs of our users. A lot of time and effort has gone into it and we are always open to user input to help make it better. Some of our best ideas start as user suggestions and we appreciate the feedback. Of course they can't all be gems and sometimes the suggestions we get are unworkable or just bizarre. Here are a few of my favorite unhelpful, helpful suggestions.

On Wed Sept 6, 2006 ********* wrote:
"I can't help but notice the huge amount of trolls posting comments the past few days. I know you guys work hard to keep them down but it's a losing battle. You should make people post comments in groups to get rid of the trolls. Everyone would have a "comment buddy" that has to agree that your comment is worth posting. You could make it part of the preview process. This way trolls wouldn't be able to post because nobody else would mark their comment as worth posting. Maybe if two trolls got together they would be able to defeat the "buddy" process but that seems unlikely to me as I don't think they work in groups do they? Maybe this isn't as good an idea as I think for working against large groups but it might work for lone trolls."

I love the idea of a comment buddy. It reminds me of "Posture Pals" from the famous MST3K short. The next mail comes from a lady who doesn't mind clicking on things, in fact she loves it. If she had her way, everyone would have carpal tunnel syndrome.

On Mon May 7, 2007 ******* wrote
"Instead of a confusing bunch of numbers and some adjectives that don't mean anything why not just have a list of everyone who has posted a comment that a user can go through. That way you could click on a name and then click on their comments until you decided if you liked what they had to say. You could then click on them again and click on a ACCEPT COMMENTS link. Then you could click on them again and let them know that you like what they write so they will probably like what you write. That way it would save some clicking. After a bit you will have clicked on enough people that you could see a dozen or so comments in a story because you can't read much more than that anywy. You'd just have to click on a dozen people for a dozen or so stories and you will have your own little community with only the people who were worth clicking on. Just a thought."

Finally we have someone who thinks speech should cost something. In this case, a nominal fee on an upsliding scale.

On Fri Jan 5, 2007 ******* wrote:
"I have a suggestion to help solve the flame problem you seem to have here. It's simple and will make you enough money that you can get rid of ads. You charge 1 cent for the first 2 comments in a day 3-10 comments cost 5 cents and anything over 10 comments cost 25 cents (nobody but flamers post more than 10 times in a day). People would probably complain at first but they'd get used to it just like I'm sure people complained about stamps but accept it now. I don't think people would be willing to flame if it cost a couple $. keep up the good work."

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  1. For the Non-Mysties by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I love the idea of a comment buddy. It reminds me of "Posture Pals" from the famous MST3K short. The next mail comes from a lady who doesn't mind clicking on things, in fact she loves it. If she had her way, everyone would have carpal tunnel syndrome."

    "Ms. Martin! Tommy drew a bong!"

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  2. Non-Obvious & Novel? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Instead of a confusing bunch of numbers and some adjectives that don't mean anything why not just have a list of everyone who has posted a comment that a user can go through. That way you could click on a name and then click on their comments until you decided if you liked what they had to say. You could then click on them again and click on a ACCEPT COMMENTS link. Then you could click on them again and let them know that you like what they write so they will probably like what you write. That way it would save some clicking. After a bit you will have clicked on enough people that you could see a dozen or so comments in a story because you can't read much more than that anywy. You'd just have to click on a dozen people for a dozen or so stories and you will have your own little community with only the people who were worth clicking on. Just a thought."

    Has she approached Amazon with a draft for a 9-click patent?

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  3. costly words by emart · · Score: 5, Funny

    charging for comments??! that's one of the worst ideas i have heard in a while. i don't think this comment is worth a penny! and i bet a lot of people would agree with me!

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    1. Re:costly words by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

      The buddy system would bring a tyranny of the majority to slashdot.
      Agreed! The letter mentioned that trolls work alone, but...

      Imagine the discord if suddenly all Slashdotters were required to have a friend!

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    2. Re:costly words by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Poppycock. Trolls never abuse multiple accounts.

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    3. Re:costly words by DiegoBravo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think you should be tired of suggestions about the mod system, but anyway....

      About each six/twelve months I read a comment that compulsively deserves to be modded (and nobody cared.) I think you may provide anyone (or maybe anyone who ever cared to mod) with a single extra *persistent* and non-renewable mod point... call it your semestral "gold mod point", just for those cases of flagrant urgency. This also may avoid the redundant (and ubiquitous) sentence "If I had mod points!..."

  4. Trolls do not work in groups by 77Punker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clearly he has not heard of Something Awful. Yes, we^H^H they do work in groups.

  5. Idea for improving Slashdot by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's an idea. Make the
    idle comment box wider. One
    can barely type more than
    half a sentence in it the
    way it is set up now.

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  6. Re:Ditch under/overrated as mods by apathy+maybe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Over and under rated also don't affect a person's karma.

    A person might think that a post is interesting, just not the current +5 interesting (and thus the overrated). Or, alternatively, they might think it is errm, interesting, but aren't willing to mod it interesting. Maybe underrated isn't needed.

    Perhaps it could be made that overrated can not be used to push a post below 2 (or 1, depending on who you ask), which would mean that it can't push a post to oblivion, but a mod can still express the opinion that it isn't such a great post (though not a troll or flame).

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  7. re Comment Buddy by Xelios · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the correct term is accountabilibuddy.

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  8. Trolls by AlpineR · · Score: 4, Informative

    Does the first writer really mean "trolls" or something else? I thought a troll was someone who intentionally posted an unpopular comment to get a frenzy of reactions. A good troll actually requires intelligence and creativity. It's the humorless automatons who reply to trolls that really clog up message boards. But I don't think that writer meant trolls at all.

  9. Make it tastier by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Getting a comment modded to +5 results in free pudding.

  10. Re:Ditch under/overrated as mods by nahdude812 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Maybe it's changed, but I know a while back there was a stink about the fact that +1 Funny doesn't affect karma, but -1 Overrated did; so if you posted something which was controversially funny, you could end up losing a lot of karma as you got repeated karma hits from the overrated's, and no bonuses from the funny's which were being down-modded.

    If it's the way you describe, you could get a lot of bonus karma by posting an insightful yet controversial opinion (lots of +1's boosting your karma, and lots of -1 Overrated's raising the cap of how many +1's you can get).

  11. UID by mfh · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suggest capping the comment abilities of posters with a UID over #56.

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    1. Re:UID by abigor · · Score: 4, Funny

      No offense, but aren't you the guy who bought his Slashdot account on eBay or somewhere?

    2. Re:UID by SCPRedMage · · Score: 5, Informative
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    3. Re:UID by Ec|ipse · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good, I made it.

  12. Re: it wouldn't work by danieltdp · · Score: 4, Funny

    People will use the gold mod point on the first week and spend the rest of the semester posting "If I had my gold mod point..."

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