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TSA Employee Caught With $200K Worth of Stolen Property

The plane moves me or I move the plane? writes "After years of people complaining about their luggage locks being broken in the name of the Transportation Security Administration, and after countless properly-stowed utilities and tools had been scrutinized from a paranoid point of view, an employee of the TSA (which is part of the Department of Homeland Security) has been captured with evidence of over $200,000 worth of stolen property he was selling on eBay. With the help of local police and the USPS, a search of his house found a great deal of property pilfered from the un-witnessed searches that occurred after luggage had been checked, where the rightful owner was not allowed. 'Among the items seized were 66 cameras, 31 laptop computers, 20 cell phones, 17 sets of electronic games, 13 pieces of jewelry, 12 GPS devices, 11 MP3 players, eight camera lenses, six video cameras and two DVD players, the affidavit said.'"

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  1. thieves standing around by pxlmusic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    jesus christ.

    i'm mailing my shit next time.

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    1. Re:thieves standing around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      66 cameras, 31 laptop computers, 20 cell phones, 17 sets of electronic games, 13 pieces of jewelry, 12 GPS devices, 11 MP3 players, eight camera lenses, six video cameras and two DVD players

      $200K? That can't be right. 11 MP3's are worth that much according to the RIAA.

    2. Re:thieves standing around by johndmartiniii · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yah, that doesn't always work either. I live in Egypt, and once your shit hits the border here it gets opened so that a tariff can be levied, but half the time you never get the tariff notice, because someone who works in the postal service, the trade bureau, or wherever just steals it.

      You also face import tariff in almost any country if you ship certain items. That can make it very expensive.

      Soon, it is only going to be safe and easy to take whatever you can carry in your pockets or shove up your ass.

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    3. Re:thieves standing around by SterlingSylver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The summary is trying to make this about "un-witnessed searches," but this is about dishonest transport employees. Lazy employees have been stealing random valuables being transported from the time that the first wagons and boats got invented.

    4. Re:thieves standing around by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The summary is trying to make this about "un-witnessed searches," but this is about dishonest transport employees.

      ...who only have the opportunity/incentive to be dishonest because of the "un-witnessed searches", yes?

    5. Re:thieves standing around by Neoprofin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right, because nothing was ever stolen from baggage until a few years ago...

    6. Re:thieves standing around by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We weren't prevented from locking our baggage until a few years ago.

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    7. Re:thieves standing around by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      You shove your laptop, camera and phone up your ass?

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    8. Re:thieves standing around by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      which is why my laptop, camera, and phone never leave my sight.

      You don't have a choice. The TSA has the authority to seize anything. You either give it to them or get arrested and they take it anyway.

      The issue here is that instead of following procedure and putting the items in the TSA system, the agent decided to keep them. This is not new. I remember, as a kid, reading about about a customs agent caught keeping items he had seized. Legally. The government charged him with stealing government property. The items in question where never returned to their original owners.

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    9. Re:thieves standing around by AngryLlama · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can see up your ass?

    10. Re:thieves standing around by pxlmusic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      what i mean is, they don't go into checked luggage, they go with me as carry-on.

      and yes, i know that they can do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it.

      but what really burns my ass (other than the obvious bullshit with the TSA) is the increasing authoritarianism in the US. and what else really gets me is that people in other countries criticize Americans for this as if we had some say-so in the matter.

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    11. Re:thieves standing around by BillGod · · Score: 5, Funny

      66 cameras, 31 laptop computers, 20 cell phones, 17 sets of electronic games, 13 pieces of jewelry, 12 GPS devices, 11 MP3 players, eight camera lenses, six video cameras two DVD players and a partridge in a pear tree.

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    12. Re:thieves standing around by sdturf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Soon, it is only going to be safe and easy to take whatever you can carry in your pockets or shove up your ass.

      So you're saying that the watch my dad wore in Vietnam is the only thing safe when I'm traveling?

    13. Re:thieves standing around by Kandenshi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course they do. You, personally, might not have voted for the incomptents that are pushing for this sort of thing/not actively working to make it illegal... But many of your peers did.

      I'd say that in at LEAST 2/3rds of the conversations I've ever had with Americans about the 2nd amendment, they bring up the idea that a well armed populace will keep the government from doing illegal things, because the populace will call them to account.
      I'm not suggesting that shooting people is the appropriate response to luggage being stolen, but I've never once gotten a satisfactory answer as to what will cause the people to rise up. It seems to me that the ability to own shitloads of guns hasn't been used very effectively over the history of the USA to enforce the constitution or the rights of human beings. It still might in the future, but I'm not optimistic. As long as American Idol is still playing, and Walmart is still selling clothes for cheap, the vast majority of the American people seem unwilling to risk their own comfortable lives over things like the contitution, their rights or more particularly, the rights of others.

    14. Re:thieves standing around by ultranova · · Score: 5, Insightful

      we could, but we *won't*..we won't throw these fucking tyrants out because, because people are fucking sheep.

      No, people don't throw them out because people are wolves. Each of them is all too happy to partake in the meal when shit happens to someone else; it's only when shit happens to yourself when the wolf howls a protest, and even then only until it's his turn to eat again.

      A tyrant can keep armed populace under control just fine, just as long as he manages to spin it as an opportunity to feast on their neighbours - the American Dream, in other words. As long as each wolf things he can become the Alpha Wolf, he's only too happy to make sure the Alpha has godlike status and no checks on his power.

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    15. Re:thieves standing around by Kwiik · · Score: 5, Funny

      I choose vibrate

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    16. Re:thieves standing around by toddestan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There have been several completed acts of terrorism in the US since 2001.

      Fixed that for you. The Anthrax mailings? The DC snipers? The smiley face bomber? How quickly you people forget.

    17. Re:thieves standing around by mikael · · Score: 5, Funny

      The partridge and the pear tree were both confiscated after being detected by sniffer dogs patrols operated by the Department of Agriculture. They are now being cared for at the local zoo. At this time the DoA would like to remind all air travellers not to bring in non-native species to any location they are travelling to.

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    18. Re:thieves standing around by anagama · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah -- flying airplanes into a couple buildings was a tragic event for those affected.

      40-50,000 people per year die on the highways. As a result, shall we allow warrantless wiretapping? To we start wars? Do we abandon habeas? It would be really easy to reduce the death rate in all kind of annoying ways. We could shutdown freeways. Mandate all cars have breath test. Require rigorous testing of drivers. Forbid teenage driving.

      My point was that terrorists are not "at war" with us -- if they were, they wouldn't pick such useless targets. Our knee jerk response has been ridiculous compared to the actual threat. We have run to the government to build up a police state all around us. Look at any police state ever -- they're all corrupt from the top levels with their bailouts, to the bottom levels with their hands in the luggage or a hand out for a small bribe.

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    19. Re:thieves standing around by Fred_A · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can see up your ass?

      It's always good to have hindsight !

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    20. Re:thieves standing around by dummondwhu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Glad I'm not the only one that shares this opinion (and your others above).

      Yes, 9/11 was a terrible tragedy. But an even larger tragedy is what we've slowly started to give up since then. The PATRIOT Act and Gitmo and these kinds of things should scare the living shit out of people, but they're seemingly oblivious. The death rate for those killed by terrorism in the United States falls somewhere between suicide by ball peen hammer and death resulting from paper cuts.

      Yet, because the single tragedy is so spectacular, we say, "OK, we can live with fewer rights, to protect us from horrible terrorists." Drive the highways in NJ and you'll stop worrying about dying in a terrorist attack.

      I'd love for someone to point out to me all the terrorist attacks that have been thwarted by the TSA at airports in the United States since 9/11. Because you know if it happened, it would be all over the news. They'd be shouting, "Look what we did!" Seems like it's more frequent to see some college student getting caught with a gun because he just wanted to prove how crappy security is.

      As a conservative, it makes me shudder to think how many fellow conservatives fall in lockstep with this kind of thinking. When the Constitution is sufficiently covered with shit stains, we will be in serious trouble my friends.

  2. Who watches by starfishsystems · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes?"
    (But who is to guard the guardians?)
    Juvenal, Satires, circa 120 AD

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  3. Told to F-O by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 5, Informative

    After having my TSA-approved lock ripped off of my new suitcase on its very first trip and basically told to F-O about complaints over it (Oh, it might have gotten caught in the machinery, and btw, why are you locking it at all) this is vindication - but no better protection than yesterday - of what a lot of us have been saying for a very long time. Yes I want my flight to land as safely as it took off since I'm in it, but providing a secret open hunting ground for minimum wage employees doesn't cut it for me.

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    1. Re:Told to F-O by ChromaticDragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Furthermore, I don't quite see why this is that terribly hard to handle properly. All the searches (yes ALL of them) should be videotaped and the videos held for a duration significantly long enough to permit any traveler to file a claim against any loss. This should be codified into law and rigorously enforced by independent oversight.

      Why is this hard?

      Yes, I realize the difficulties this would pose of documenting everything everyone is carrying. But this seems inevitable anyway given where we seem to be headed.

      There needs to be a deep shift in perception away from the idea that the TSA polices us to the concept that they WORK FOR us. In the same vein, a transition is needed from the idea that we are all criminals to the idea that they are as well. Indeed, if the TSA has nothing to hide surely they wouldn't mind such oversight...

    2. Re:Told to F-O by SupremoMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This kind of level of thoughtfulness would require competence. But maybe if we make enough noise they will agree to this, if only as an excuse to raise their budgets.

  4. Re:flying sux by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    And yet another reason why flying in the US sucks.

    But Ebay is great: A++++ seller, would buy from him again!

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  5. Re:flying sux by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just curious - will they actually have the right to inspect your property (open your bags) without you being present if you look at it from the strict view of what the constitution says?

    More specific the Fourth Amendment.

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

    Of course - X-raying wasn't on the list when that amendment was written, but that should be OK, but as soon as the property is to be opened I would like to first have a warrant and then also be able to contest that before any proceeding.

    Has there ever been a court verdict saying that the fourth amendment isn't valid here?

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  6. The guy did a great job of keeping our kids safe by Dude+McDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine all the photographs of naked children that could be taken with 66 cameras.
    Imagine all the child porn that could be download/stored/viewed using 31 laptop computers.
    Imagine all the phone calls paedophiles could make with 20 cell phones.
    Imagine all the children that could be lured into a paedophiles house with 17 sets of electronic games, and 13 pieces of jewellery.
    Imagine all the children that could be tracked with 12 GPS devices.
    Imagine all the children that could be deafened by paedophiles letting children use 11 MP3 players at high volume.
    Imagine the sick movies made and viewed using six video cameras and two DVD players.
    And the eight camera lenses......dear God the eight camera lenses!!!

  7. Re:I don't understand... by pak9rabid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...why the TSA is allowed to open up packages without the presence of the owner of said packages. If they were forced to page the owner to come back and observe the TSA performing a screening on the contents, that would cut down a lot on the opportunity for this type of theft to occur. If the owner doesn't respond to the page from the TSA, then the package simply is not allowed onboard is a fair policy I think. Also, make sure that the TSA personnel are required to fill out paperwork for every package they page the owners for will cut down on abuse of powers as well.

    That's some good thinkin you got there....almost a little too good. You're a witc...er terrorist!

  8. Re:flying sux by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You waive your rights when you purchase your ticket.

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  9. Re:flying sux by Beached · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But you forget. It is a voluntary search as you give them permission by boarding. They will say that you did not have to enter the boarding areas that are usually clearly marked.

    Oops that still is the rule in Canada but in the US it is no longer the case http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/08/court-says-trav.html as you pretty much cannot enter the airport without automatically agreeing to be searched at any time.

    Oh well, if you drive or take the bus or train you still have some rights that are upheld. But to get people to refuse to fly and hurt the airline industry in a way that makes them listen probably will not happen.

    This still leaves private aircraft.

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  10. Hey! That's my MacBook by microcars · · Score: 5, Insightful
    in the AP Photo!

    but I am comforted to learn from the article that:

    "...less than 300 TSA employees have been terminated for theft."

    I read that as
    "CLOSE TO THREE HUNDRED EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN TERMINATED FOR THEFT!"

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  11. The best part... by Shados · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best part of the article is near the end. Something along the line of "Don't worrie, crimes like these are REALLY rare. Only about 300 TSA employees have ever been fired for theft".

    300 employees fired for theft. If you read the article (i know, i know...) the only reason this guy got caught was because he's a retard (putting his return address on the stuff he sells, always using the same name on ebay, etc). So if 300 were caught, there's probably several times that many. Then you add that the TSA has like 40-45 thousand employees... and that adds up to 2/3rd of a percent of their total workforce (of course, the 300 figure is over time, but its still interesting to put the numbers in perspective).

    Thats just insane. It takes only one person to steal enough to really ruins some people's days. And here you have -hundreds- (just the ones that were caught!!!). I'll suffer through GreyHound busses, thank you.

  12. Re:I buy cheap luggage by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A friend of mine Fedex's his from location to location - no need to check stuff in, pick it up after the flight, no hassles and all of the hotels he stays in are willing to cooperate when he explains what hes doing. He carries an overnight kit in his carry-on, just in case. Costs him a little more, but not so much that hes considering stopping.

  13. Re:Tis the season.. by DinDaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd rather have someone respond than be modded up.

    Your post was funny.

  14. Re:Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And if nobody was supervising him to make sure he didn't steal things, what was to prevent him from introducing dangerous items into the luggage?

    How hard would it be for someone with ill intent to get a TSA job?

  15. Look at the numbers! by JambisJubilee · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From TFA:

    465 transportation security officers have been terminated for theft since May 1, 2003

    Does anyone find this a little extreme? That's a little over one firing for theft every 4 days!

    Makes one wonder...

  16. Re:Tip of the iceberg? by jlowery · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have never, ever trusted TSA enough to put a laptop in my checked baggage when on a business trip.

    In some cities, TSA has gotten so rude. Just went through Denver and organization was a mess, helpful signage was sparse to none, and yet somehow they expected passengers to go through security like little inerring automatons. At one point, I had to try to juggle two bins carring my laptop and briefcase (along with a jacket) so that the TSA worker there could replace the stack of bins underneath with a fresh stack of bins. As the passenger next to me said, "Was that really necessary?" Well, who cares? Inconveniencing the flying public is at the heart of their job.

    As bad as Denver was, Philly is the worst. The contempt for passengers is thick in the air. I half expect cattle prods to make their appearance there within the next two years.

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  17. It's much simpler than that... by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why is any TSA employee allowed to leave the baggage area with a laptop under his arm?

    Search the employees on the way out, problem solved.

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  18. Re:Yes, you can lock your luggage. by i.r.id10t · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, no they can't at least when traveling with a firearm. You get to have real locks, the bag(s) are inspected in front of you, and you lock 'em. They also can't label it as having a firearm in it, in plain English or in a code/symbol/special tag, other than the bag has been cleared.

    And any firearm will do. For under $100, you can get the action (serial numbered part, the part BATFE says is the gun) for a single shot shotgun - you don't need to keep the stock, barrel, etc. attached. You can put it in a camera sized case, locked, and put that in your regular luggage, also locked with a proper lock. Check in, tell them you need to declare a firearm (helps to have your airlines policies printed out, as well as the FAA and BATFE regs), get it checked, adn life is good.

    Best part is getting to watch the look on the luggage guys face if your stuff doesn't show up or has been opened. Amazing what the phrase "Will you call the BATFE, or do I need to?" will do.

    Of course, this doesn't help with international travel, but for domestic it works like a champ.

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